Ryan Smyth Looks Like an '80s Henchman

by RudyKelly on Jul 8, 2009 5:13 PM PDT Comment 20 comments

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My brother thinks Ryan Smyth looks like the violinist Dana dates from Ghostbusters:

An excellent comparison (and I'm impressed by the obscurity), but I think Smyth looks a little bit more like Sully from Commando:

Sully really encapsulates the shittiness of Ryan Smyth, even if he doesn't look as much like him. Alternatively, Smyth looks like pretty much everyone in Road House. Or, one of the surfer bad guys from the Hollywood classic Three Ninjas. Or, Point Break. If you'll notice, all of these movies are from the '80s except for Three Ninjas, which, let's face it, feels like an '80s movie. Ryan Smyth sucks.

Jesus Christ No Update:

I realized this morning while I was in the shower that getting Ryan Smyth will probably be the reason the Kings let go of Alex Frolov. Then I wept like Ace Ventura when he found out Einhorn was a man. Don't go, Fro.

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Ah, Commando. I remember getting loaded with my friends and watching this scene over and over again.

There’s just something hilarious about how obviously fake the body is when it is released from the plane.

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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions

I don’t think they’re going to let Frolly go. My feeling is that instead of buying the ferrari and paying big money (trading Frolov, Johnson, 1st Rounder) Dean Lombardi settled for the slightly battered used car with a bad paint job that he got for real cheap.

by klink3115 on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions

Please, Fro, stay for some mo!

by Nut on Jul 8, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

or

by Quisp on Jul 8, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions

I have to put this up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA

by prioritynow on Jul 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

by Nut on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions

If everyone is taking turns picking obscure 80's-movies Ryan Smyth look alikes...

Here’s my entry…

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 9, 2009 8:36 AM PDT reply actions

i think this is the best one yet by far…add some tears and there twins

I wanna throw up on your new shoes

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 9, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions

Fucking great work. That would make for a very distracting goalie screen.

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by Earl Sleek on Jul 9, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions

Ha! Is that Neverending Story?

by Nut on Jul 9, 2009 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions

Very close, Nut. But try to think of the 80’s movie that Jim Henson did which did not have Fozzie the Bear or David Bowie in it and you’ll get the answer…

2009 LA Kings Hockey: thanks to Joe Sakic's snowblower, WE'RE BETTER THAN THE AV'S!!!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions

Ah. Thanks IMDB! I never saw Dark Crystal or Labyrinth. Neverending Story was my lone weird puppet movie.

by Nut on Jul 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions

My favorite person in that movie is Sir Didymus.

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by RudyKelly on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions

This is both horrifying and accurate.

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by HockeyJoe on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions

Sully looks more like Gretzky to me than Smyth.

I’d love to join the party of giving 80’s movie look-alikes, but since I was born in ‘90, I can’t. Only movie that comes to mind is Ferris Bueller.

Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Jul 9, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions

by Ducks54 on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

Welcome aboard, and glad you enjoyed it. Added your site to the sidebar, which probably will get some real attention later this summer.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jul 11, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Thanks a lot, Earl! I appreciate the added exposure =)

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by Ducks54 on Jul 31, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

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