Ryan Smyth Looks Like an '80s Henchman

My brother thinks Ryan Smyth looks like the violinist Dana dates from Ghostbusters:
An excellent comparison (and I'm impressed by the obscurity), but I think Smyth looks a little bit more like Sully from Commando:

Sully really encapsulates the shittiness of Ryan Smyth, even if he doesn't look as much like him. Alternatively, Smyth looks like pretty much everyone in Road House. Or, one of the surfer bad guys from the Hollywood classic Three Ninjas. Or, Point Break. If you'll notice, all of these movies are from the '80s except for Three Ninjas, which, let's face it, feels like an '80s movie. Ryan Smyth sucks.
Jesus Christ No Update:
I realized this morning while I was in the shower that getting Ryan Smyth will probably be the reason the Kings let go of Alex Frolov. Then I wept like Ace Ventura when he found out Einhorn was a man. Don't go, Fro.
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Ah, Commando. I remember getting loaded with my friends and watching this scene over and over again.
There’s just something hilarious about how obviously fake the body is when it is released from the plane.
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If everyone is taking turns picking obscure 80's-movies Ryan Smyth look alikes...
Here’s my entry…
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i think this is the best one yet by far…add some tears and there twins
I wanna throw up on your new shoes
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 9, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Very close, Nut. But try to think of the 80’s movie that Jim Henson did which did not have Fozzie the Bear or David Bowie in it and you’ll get the answer…
2009 LA Kings Hockey: thanks to Joe Sakic's snowblower, WE'RE BETTER THAN THE AV'S!!!!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Sully looks more like Gretzky to me than Smyth.
I’d love to join the party of giving 80’s movie look-alikes, but since I was born in ‘90, I can’t. Only movie that comes to mind is Ferris Bueller.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Stop, please!
I’m new here and this should happen to be the first post I read… you guys have me in stitches!!! The people around me are staring. Love the blog, I will definitely visit often!
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