Ryan Smyth Looks Like an '80s Henchman
by RudyKelly on Jul 8, 2009 5:13 PM PDT
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My brother thinks Ryan Smyth looks like the violinist Dana dates from Ghostbusters:
An excellent comparison (and I'm impressed by the obscurity), but I think Smyth looks a little bit more like Sully from Commando:
Sully really encapsulates the shittiness of Ryan Smyth, even if he doesn't look as much like him. Alternatively, Smyth looks like pretty much everyone in Road House. Or, one of the surfer bad guys from the Hollywood classic Three Ninjas. Or, Point Break. If you'll notice, all of these movies are from the '80s except for Three Ninjas, which, let's face it, feels like an '80s movie. Ryan Smyth sucks.
Jesus Christ No Update:
I realized this morning while I was in the shower that getting Ryan Smyth will probably be the reason the Kings let go of Alex Frolov. Then I wept like Ace Ventura when he found out Einhorn was a man. Don't go, Fro.
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Ah, Commando. I remember getting loaded with my friends and watching this scene over and over again.
There’s just something hilarious about how obviously fake the body is when it is released from the plane.
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by Mr. Plank on Jul 8, 2009 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think they’re going to let Frolly go. My feeling is that instead of buying the ferrari and paying big money (trading Frolov, Johnson, 1st Rounder) Dean Lombardi settled for the slightly battered used car with a bad paint job that he got for real cheap.
by klink3115 on Jul 8, 2009 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If everyone is taking turns picking obscure 80's-movies Ryan Smyth look alikes...
Here’s my entry…
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 9, 2009 8:36 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i think this is the best one yet by far…add some tears and there twins
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jul 9, 2009 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking great work. That would make for a very distracting goalie screen.
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by Earl Sleek on Jul 9, 2009 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very close, Nut. But try to think of the 80’s movie that Jim Henson did which did not have Fozzie the Bear or David Bowie in it and you’ll get the answer…
2009 LA Kings Hockey: thanks to Joe Sakic's snowblower, WE'RE BETTER THAN THE AV'S!!!!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jul 9, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah. Thanks IMDB! I never saw Dark Crystal or Labyrinth. Neverending Story was my lone weird puppet movie.
by Nut on Jul 9, 2009 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite person in that movie is Sir Didymus.
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by RudyKelly on Jul 9, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is both horrifying and accurate.
by HockeyJoe on Jul 9, 2009 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sully looks more like Gretzky to me than Smyth.
I’d love to join the party of giving 80’s movie look-alikes, but since I was born in ‘90, I can’t. Only movie that comes to mind is Ferris Bueller.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
by Kevin Y on Jul 9, 2009 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop, please!
I’m new here and this should happen to be the first post I read… you guys have me in stitches!!! The people around me are staring. Love the blog, I will definitely visit often!
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by Ducks54 on Jul 10, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome aboard, and glad you enjoyed it. Added your site to the sidebar, which probably will get some real attention later this summer.
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by Earl Sleek on Jul 11, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks a lot, Earl! I appreciate the added exposure =)
I went to see the fights, but a hockey game broke out...
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by Ducks54 on Jul 31, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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