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Season Review: Oompa Lupul

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Oompa Lupul doompadee doo,
I’ve got a hockey lesson for you,
Oompa Lupul doompadah dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

What do you with a kid who shoots hard?
Trade him for Pronger, send him northward,
When it comes time when Pronger must be moved,
Reverse the trade and hope the kid’s improved.

Oompa Lupul doompadee dah,
If you can backcheck you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Oompa Lupul doompadee do.



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2008 - Joffrey Lupul 79 25 25 50 1 58 6 0 4 1 194 12.9

I haven't watched much of Joffrey Lupul the last couple of years, but he does round out the top six for Anaheim -- here's what I wrote in my farewell piece 3 years ago:

Joffrey1_medium Joffrey Lupul, Edmonton Oilers
Nickname: Loops

Lupul, on the other hand, is an intriguing story made all the more intriguing by the fact that he’s re-teaming with former Mighty Duck Petr Sykora in Edmonton. What’s interesting about that is I was going to use Sykora as a reference point for Lupul: a right-winger with a wicked shot who can backcheck to some degree but is prone to some dumbish penalties. The differences really are footspeed, which enables Sykora also to man the point on the PP, and Petr is a better dresser.

But on to Joffrey, he did score 28 regular-season and 9 playoff goals, really solid numbers for a ‘sophomore’. However, 6 of those 9 playoff goals came in the first 3 games of the Colorado sweep; he only scored in 2 of the other 13 playoff games. Also a little suspect is how he led the team in playoff penalty minutes, averaging one minor per game.

But don’t fret, Oilfans! Lupul’s growing, and I think he’ll come out a winner. He’s got good puck control and offensive awareness, and will shoot a ton of shots. Kinda like Sykora, except he’s a boring interview. One of those two guys is gonna pot 35 goals, I guarantee that. I just can’t tell you which one just yet.

(Oh, and don’t ask me about Smid. I’m still mispronouncing that name, I’m sure.)

Fresh slate, Lupul -- let 'er rip.  Commenters, feel free to remenisce on Lupul's first stint in Anaheim (or if you watched him in EDM or PHI), try to predict the Ducks opening night forward lines, or if you're daring, write another verse to the Oompa Lupul song.

Go Ducks.

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prone to some dumbish penalties

(I don’t like the sound of that!)

Nobody cares about your opinion.

by brokenyard on Aug 14, 2009 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I didn’t mean “dumbish” in the way that Getzlaf and Perry take penalties — Lupul’s were more of the variety of non-skating penalties, hooks and the like.

Perhaps “lazy penalties” would have been more appropriate, but I was a pretty new blogger back then.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Aug 14, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That picure is freakishly hilarious and the song is just awesome. :D

Here’s my dorky take on another verse. (Commence with the rotten tomatoes!)

Oompa Lupul doompadee doo,
I’ve got a hockey memory for you,
Oompa Lupul doompadah dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Who didn’t think that this kid would go far?
Four against the Avs, and as a Youngstar,
He got a hattrick (with helpers from Cheech),
Now he’s back and living life on the beach.

Oompa Lupul doompadee dah,
Score like you did and you will go far,
You will live in happiness too,
Like the Oompa Oompa Lupul doompadee do.

by zot on Aug 14, 2009 11:10 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Holy crap, Zot. That’s downright publishable.

Well, not any more. Now it’s just another part of the internet’s glory.

Still, nicely done.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Aug 15, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

very funny earl

Put those cookies back..Mutha fucka!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Aug 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep him. We had no use for him.

(Though maybe in hindsight, it was MacTavish’s fault, after all.)

SNN Sports - A theoretical Oilers blog (i.e. theoretically, I write stuff there)

by Doogie2K on Aug 17, 2009 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep him.

Well, that’s the plan. With the salary Lupul’s making now, we’re likely stuck with him anyways. Just hope that in the right protected environment, Oompa Lupul can play close to contract value, that’d work for me.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Aug 17, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

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