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Does Shea Weber Play SOCOM?

Hello my name is Marcel Goc.  I am from Germany where it is very nice.  I just signed a contract with the Nashville Predtors and are very excited.  Very excited.  I decided to sign with them after I went to Nashville.  Then I came home and talked to my wife.  Then I decided. 

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Is awesome. 2nd best blogging ever. Hockey is fun.

by GeneralDisarray on Aug 21, 2009 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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Marcel Goc as speaking gooder English than this. Guess me was mistaken.

by klink3115 on Aug 21, 2009 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t get it. What does that have to do with SOCOM?

Put the Prozac away, what you need is Rat Poison.

by brokenyard on Aug 22, 2009 2:27 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s a reference to Goc’s legendary “blog” on SJS website. This post has the SOCOM tidbit.

by Malurous on Aug 22, 2009 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that wasn’t the original SOCOM post, and now I found the earlier one here.

by Malurous on Aug 22, 2009 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, now I feel in on the joke. Hehe, thanks.

Put the Prozac away, what you need is Rat Poison.

by brokenyard on Aug 22, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Goc bit was when he described playing chess with the traveling secretary and said the guy had a “weak brain.”

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Aug 22, 2009 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

And then, in the very next paragraph, proceeded to say how he forgot to update his iPod.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Aug 22, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

And here’s Meg’s fake Goc post from a while ago. Still cracks me up.

In Germany every July we have a big summer festival. It is kind of like July 4th in America, but instead of fireworks we throw stones in the air. When someone gets hit with a stone it is a sign of good luck for the year. It is lots of fun, especially for the children.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Aug 22, 2009 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

If the Nashville Predators don’t immediately set up Marcel Goc (or Megalodon) as a team-sponsored blogger, they’re idiots.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Aug 22, 2009 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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