Sleek lets his mouth do the talking for once
Tonight at 7 pm Pacific, the kind folks at the HOCKEENIGHT podcast have invited your pal Earl to join in this week's podcast, presumably to talk up the Ducks and the rest of the Pacific Division for Hawks fans. I believe it's a setup where you can listen in live and then use the chat window to toss your two cents into the conversation -- interactive listening at its finest! Of course, I can't promise anything stellar from my end of things -- I'm usually an idiot on the phone -- but that may be the compelling reason to listen in. Feel free to throw any topics you'd like me to talk about in the comments here -- we'll see what sort of sway I have in the natural course of conversation. That radio show should theoretically last a little more than an hour (if I'm not kicked off halfway through), and afterwards you can jump over and listen to the already-in-progress internet-radio coverage of tonight's preseason Sharks-Ducks game.
It's like a whole new Golden Age of Radio or something, except this time it lasts one night only.
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Actually, tuning in midway through games seems the way to go lately for Anaheim fans.
Preseason results so far have been underwhelming for Ducks fans (namely: me) looking for signs of the vaunted "new identity" Ducks -- presumably the team's offensive additions had set the team up as one that could potentially score the game's first goal, but it hasn't happened yet in four preseason bouts. Granted, we're talking about half-rosters on back-to-back-to-back-to-back nights here, but in three of four games the Ducks have fallen behind 3-0 before the end of the second period -- not ideal at all. In fact, not even a change of identity -- the Ducks did this "shit the bed" opening tactic last season as well (over a stretch of 18 games, the Ducks allowed the game's first goal in 16 of them), and I wasn't too enthused about it then, either.
In four preseason first periods thus far, they are being outshot by a collective margin of 66 - 21, and outscored by a margin of 5 - 0. In first periods, the Ducks have put themselves shorthanded 10 times to the opponents' 5, and three of the four games have opened with an opponent power play marker. After the first period, things level out, mostly, but it's not really that comforting to know that the Ducks can play fifty-fifty hockey in games in which they are already trailing.
Still, deep breaths -- it's goddamn preseason, and the Ducks are 2-2, despite the fact that opponents have taken fake standings points in every contest. Plus, it's not all bad -- collectively, goaltending has been very good; here's the small-sample-size preseason breakdown thus far:
| Goalie | GP | SA | GA | GAA | SvPct |
| Timo Pielmeier | 2 | 63 | 3 | 2.57 | .952 |
| Justin Pogge | 1 | 20 | 1 | 1.98 | .950 |
| J.P. Levasseur | 1 | 11 | 1 | 2.28 | .909 |
| Jonas Hiller | 2 | 44 | 4 | 2.68 | .909 |
| J.S. Giguere | 1 | 16 | 2 | 4.04 | .875 |
Get it together, Giguere. Get it together, first period Ducks. And get it together, Sleek -- you're on the damn radio tonight.
Go Ducks.
[Edit 9 pm -- here's the audio:]
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I’m hoping that this preseason will mean the exact opposite of what it did last season. Last year the Ducks went 6-1-1 in preseason and then choked in regular season going 1-5 to start! So lets hope this crapy preseason means better for the regular season.
Or maybe I’m just trying to make myself feel better.
Good luck tonight, I’m sure you’ll be great! :)
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It has given all the young goaltenders plenty of audition time, that’s for sure.
OK, I’m definitely down for preseason positivity. Get all that sucking out now, Ducks.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
If I remember last season we didn’t even score any goals until like the 5th game. And look at how stress-free that season turned out! I’m not worried.
Put the Prozac away, what you need is Rat Poison.
Make sure you think about your voice not cracking the few hours before you go on.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
I hear that straight liquor helps with that — I’ll make sure to prepare.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
u beat me to it…sleek you need to represent Boc properly..get beligerantly (is that a word) drunk and make an ass of yourself..but look smart at the same time..its the Boc way..
please take a good “shark are chokers” type swipe while your on…
I would listen but it sounds to hard to figure out where to go and when
im concerned with the duckos also…but i always am..im one of those “concern trolls” except for the cup year…that year I felt like a “red wing” unstoppable team it was pure bliss…i wish for that again…
p.s.
if anyone gives a shit i was hospitalized for a couple days with golstones…memo to everyone to get those they suck big dick!!!…i did have a hot nurse watch out!!…hospital food sucks..no liquor on the menu
p.s.s.
i gotta lay off booze for awhile!! doc says…with hockey season coming up muthafucker..you mean if the ducks struggle i will not have acholol to numb the pain!!!
GO DUCKS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
if anyone gives a shit i was hospitalized for a couple days with golstones…memo to everyone to get those they suck big dick!!!
Holy shit, that sounds like a new procedure. :)
But yeah, you’re like the landscaper on The Colony — that guy passed a stone and had less-than-stellar things to say about it. He was stuck in bed for a while.
Did the doctor give you any prescriptions for alternative forms of booze? Seems the medically responsible thing to do.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
of course this happens right when about to go to pittsburgh..( i guess no steel city beer for me) so im replacing my numbing habits with gambling (they built a new casino next to the stadium) and I guess “ganja” although ive never been big on it..and sex i guess…but shit..achohol inhances those 3 things soooo much arrgg
the doc was hooking me up with that michael jackson drug for pain…that was a fuckin rush holy shit…it feels like you stuck your finger in a socket for like 2 seconds…then nirvana…but sadly he didnt give me any to take home
the golstones blocked some bile duct…and the bile backed up and turned me yellow like a bannana…(jaundis offical term) it was nasty shit
i was tempted to ask the nurse to check my package cuz it hurt or somthing…just to get a cheap feel but i didnt have the courage for it…somthing i bet rudy would have done(i let u down rudy sorry man!!)..i did get her to take off my socks for me..thats the best i got
what do the ducks really look like sober? thats gonna be sooo weird? holy shit im scared
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
what do the ducks really look like sober?
I actually had that thought when I went to that Ducks scrimmage on a Monday morning — no way they were selling alcohol at Anaheim Ice.
It was very surreal, even just the idea of watching live hockey without a cup in one hand.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
i just had an ugly thought..i will be listening to gayward sober!!!!!!!! aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww
cue the mute button and bump the stereo
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
At least the Ducks have dropped the number of games that they (Hayward) will be covering this year. As much as it sucks to see local coverage in decline, for Hayward I’ll make exceptions.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Okay I just checked and it appears that 70 games will be aired. Not bad, and most of them are in the first half of the season.
Put the Prozac away, what you need is Rat Poison.
please take a good "shark are chokers" type swipe while your on…
uh hello! and I thought we were friends!
and good to hear you are okies
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
by ang6666 on Sep 21, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
thanx..relived it is over never wish that hell on anyone including shark fans…maybe a red wing fan….umm shit no..bad karma
yes were friends
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
oh hey … I might be down that way for the game on 10/3 (haven’t paid for the tix yet, so until I do, not 100% confirmed) … and possibly the game on 11/21 as well
any one here going to those games as well?
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by ang6666 on Sep 21, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ill be in pittsburgh that day..10/3
11/21 sounds tight…gotta get “handle bar” plank to roll down with you
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
he knows that I might be there … taking my niece with me
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by ang6666 on Sep 21, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Not yet announced, but I’m going to the 10/3 game with Plank and TCY from FTF. Plus I’ll know some other people there — my roommate is actually scheduled to play on the ice after the NHL game ends.
So yeah, green shirt will be there for the opener, at least. No idea yet about November.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
that’s who I might be joining
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by ang6666 on Sep 21, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ill be buggin you thru text messages since Im sure no were in pittsburgh will the ducks game be on (did i go yoda there?)
damn sounds like im missing a party
lets hope for another plank disapointment speech afterwards like last time
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
to add..your the only person on my cellphone that would even bother to know the ducks score…
except my brother the kings fan who I cant trust to tell me the right score lol
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
let’s hope NOT!
:)
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by ang6666 on Sep 21, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lets hope for another plank disapointment speech afterwards like last time
Well, maybe a lesser version — I don’t generally like talking people down from ledges. Good thing O’Brien was there to provide distractionally comical slurring.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
also if they lose you gotta watch out for plank right hooks…he was ready to punch us if remember..i think 2 more jack n cokes and it would have happened lol
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
if anyone gives a shit i was hospitalized for a couple days with golstones
I feel your pain…litterally…worst in my life! So sorry to hear that though.
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thanks….not fun…so sir…reeeee
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to think of it as a tarintino movie “without” it coming into focus/converging at the end
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I’ve said this before, but the guy who ran my Fantasy Hockey pool last year was a lot like Spade. If the two ever met… I’m not sure what would happen, I think it might be like that time that Flanders met Canadian-Flanders.
Put the Prozac away, what you need is Rat Poison.
i would so open up a left-handed store!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 22, 2009 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Possibilities for tonight’s Ducks lineup, from the OC Register blog:
Saku Koivu, Teemu Selane, Corey Perry, George Parros, Petteri Nokelainen, Ryan Carter, Mike Brown, Evgeny Artyukhin, and Kyle Calder are among the forwards expected to play.
Scott Niedermayer, Ryan Whitney, James Wisniewski, Luca Sbisa, Nick Boynton and Brendan Mikkelson were also at the morning skate, with goaltenders Jean-Sebastien Giguere and Justin Pogge.
Also, defensive prospect Brian Salcido cleared waivers and will play in the AHL this season.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
i most intrested to see “Evgeny Artyukhin,” wish it was televised
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 21, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The day that they televise preseason hockey in SoCal is the day before I get my jaw re-attached. I don’t suspect I’ll live long enough.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
FSN used to televise pre-season games. That’s back when they had no programming and games had pre-game shows and everything. Sigh.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Sep 22, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
u lived on the east coast?….i like u a little less..
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 22, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I went to Duke University, so four years spent in Canes Country.
Vaguely, though — this was back before the Hurricanes moved to Raleigh — more in the transition years they played in Greensboro Convention Center. But don’t get angry at the east coast — that’s where I started playing NHL 94 obsessively, which eventually led to this.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Sounds right. I wanna say late 90s, around the same time pro beach hockey was on espn. Though I think the half hour pre-game show survived until the lockout.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Sep 22, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s the Sharks’ lineup, from FTF. Top line will be present, and I believe it’s Huskins’ first game in Anaheim since new year’s eve, 2008 (!).
Heatley-Thornton-Setoguchi
McGinn-Couture-Mashinter
McLaren-Nichol-Dandenault
Shelley-Hinote-Ferriero
Vlasic-Demers
Petrecki-Huskins
Moore-Callahan
Nabokov/Stalock
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Thoughts on Petrecki
Fellas.
I’d like to hear your thoughts about Petrecki after the game. He’s our top prospect and many think he will make the team. His first start was sat vs. the Yotes but he got a misconduct like 5 min in. This guy annihilated your baby duckies at the rookies game. I’d love to get your point if view on this guy.
Interested to see him go up against your boys tonight. This guy supposedly has a bit of a mean streak.
by skilletboy on Sep 21, 2009 5:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well, this happened to him. Heh heh. But seriously, pretty good for the time he got.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Sep 22, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Perry’s face after that goal was priceless. He looked embarrassed for Nabokov.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Sep 22, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So I take it these guys normally talk about punching babies and the KKK before moving on to sports?
Put the Prozac away, what you need is Rat Poison.
By the way that is not a criticism, it’s a compliment to the sheer amount of awesome they projected. Rudy Kelly would be proud.
Put the Prozac away, what you need is Rat Poison.
Yeah, Forklift and CT were great — it really helps ease the tension with that kind of intro.
I did end up drinking a bit more than expected by the end of the podcast — I’m noticing I get less and less audible as time goes by.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
my favorite part
‘Hey Brashear! You smokin’ pot in my theatre?’
Also, nice reference to the ‘shovel girls.’ I miss screaming that over the glass during TV timeouts…
I think the Sharks have shovel guys…or else their shovel girls are heinous.
by GordonBombay on Sep 25, 2009 4:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Let’s just say we match the tenor of our ’casts to the tenor of our guest.
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Get it together, Giguere.
I should point out that after last night’s win, Giguere’s preseason numbers improve to a 2.67 GAA and a .902 sv% — much more in line with the rest of the pack.
The Ducks did, however, fall behind on an opponent PPG again, but at least this time Anaheim outshot San Jose in the first period.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I like to think the sharks got a little demoralized losing again to anaheim…probally not cuz its preseason..but it might have popped in there head for like 2 secs…ill savor that
tee-hee
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 22, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Just Heard the AC Shout Out on The Keith Issue
I have a plan for how the acquisition of Keith will happen. I think we get Keith because Murray walks into the old boys blackhawks clubhouse and offers to take Keith and a poisonous contract (probably Byfuglien) so Chicago can re-sign both Kane and Toews. Logically they sign Toews at a discount and force Kane to take a similar deal. When all is said and done, they can move Versteeg or some other skilled forward to open up a little more room. But the best way to get Kane and Toews signed now is to give up on Keith and use him to move one of their many 3M contracts. And I think Blackhawk Bob rides in on a white horse on this one.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Sep 22, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions

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