WARNING: Concern Troll Post!! Read at your Peril!! Pic to Prove!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 28, 2009 3:47 PM PDT

the caption under this pic was "Norwegian troll" what the fuck?

95% percent of you reading this (i.e. those who didnt attend a preseason game or don't have great imagaination that can visualize a game by hearing radio) really dont have any fuckin clue how are ducks really are gonna look come saturday...(also i wont know saturday either as Ill be in pittsburgh cheering on my 1-2 fuckin choking steelers)

so just by reading box scores of ducks preseason games..im frightened like having to drop my pants in front of a hot chic after getting out of a cold pool..

from what ive read...weve been giving up goals like my sister gives out handjobs..and thats scary...we are scoring a lot hence the 5-3 record...but damn what a new era of ducks hockey ehhh?

i was hoping our goaltending would make up the difference so to speak..but i think minus the asshole-clearing puck defensemen (frankie-and captian elbows) is gonna haunt us...i assume this is the problem..not seeing any live action..which means IMO and we can debate this...we need a semi-wanna be...scruffy D man on each line..i.e. boyton should be one line..and Whiz on another...Sleeks idea of Scotty babysitting Sbisa or Mikkalson i dont think will work...

the D lines should look like this...for some semit-sucess:

Scotty-Boyton

Whiz-Whitney

Brookbank(only other puck clearnin guy i could think of..maybe)-Sbisa

the 3rd pairing isnt written in stone for me..if emiger gets it so be it or mikkalson...brookbank is the 5th defensmen is the key

Sleek could be right about the 2nd line..from what im reading RC is pairing Lupul-Koivu-Selanne..that also might be leading to goals against...and it did..i forgot what game too lazy to look up...but RC even mentioned it

How RC fixes that problem I have no clue...cuz Lupul dropped to the 3rd line would be strange maybe somthing like this:

ryan-getz-perry

carter-koivu-selanne

lupul-marchant-brown

artuykun-Nickolodeon-Parros

all in all..after thinking my steelers were gonna roll out 3-0 im skeptical of all my teams now..i got a bad feeling...and starting against the sharks doesnt help..someone help me from the ledge...and tell me the defense is playing possum...and is gonna surprise us all..also tell me that dancing with the stars will be cancelled some day..and that scarlett johansson will let me touch her boob..tell me these things so i may enjoy my time in pittsburgh and not worry about my duckos..

p.s.

i heard its gonna be raining in pittsburgh...thanx god..i finally get some money to forfill my dream and see a steeler game in person in pittsburgh and you decide to symbolically pee all over me...thanx again

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I am also skeptical about the Ducks D. In preseason we gave up to many shots on goal, and goals.
The Ducks as a whole get way too many stupid penalties to have a weak D or penalty kill. We can only wait, and hope for the best.

Our fowards have to backcheck.

nice write-up spade.

p.s. gods just punishing you for liking the steelers.

hooked on quack

by tu madre on Sep 28, 2009 3:50 PM PDT reply actions

u didnt make me feel better by mentioning the stupid penalities and the weak PK….

see i expected the steelers to good right out of the gate and the opposite happened…soooo..maybe my doom and gloom is a good thing

Put those cookies back..Mutha fucka!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 28, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, I’ll write up some today — the goals-against I’m worried a bit about, but on the larger scale it’s that in a large amount of games the Ducks were out of it early — only in the very last preseason game against the Kings did Anaheim bother scoring a first period goal.

Falling behind 3-0 early isn’t a great strategy, yet it happened in half our preseason games. And while 5-3 is a fine preseason record, it’s quite illusory — the Ducks were 2-3-3 through 60 minutes but won all their extra sessions.

Yeah, it’s still preseason, so I can’t complain too much, but there are definite red flags in what the Ducks did (allow goals early) and didn’t do (score goals early). Plus the awful PK — I wrote in my summer Ebbett post about the Ducks’ need for penalty-killing forwards — that still seems an issue.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Sep 29, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions

yea i find it hard to belive the ducks will “flip a switch” and correct all these red flags

im a little surprised Rc though didnt whip these guys into defensive shape a little more….im a litttle worried RC might just give up and just go witha trap system..well c

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-"val kilmer-Jim morrison-doors movie"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 29, 2009 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions

Well, if it’s 3-0 enemies at the halfway point of most games, I guess the second halves will be played in an exciting style, I guess.

Or at least gloves will drop, I’d assume.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Sep 29, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions

i never thought the ducks would come roaring back the 4th quarter of the season either..so I guess we never know with these duckos..

these cause so much drinking and high blood pressure amongst there fans..bastards..

cant wait…to see what happens and the grey hairs that will sprout as a result

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
-"val kilmer-Jim morrison-doors movie"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 29, 2009 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions

Awesome job, Spade! Hope you’re recovering well from the unfortunate stones that hit you, bro…

2009-10 LA Kings Hockey: Where Smyt Happens!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 28, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

thanx…i still dont feel quite right..and still got a surgery still forthcoming…but im hanging in there..sux not drinking..gawd does it suck!!!!!

Put those cookies back..Mutha fucka!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Sep 29, 2009 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Howareducks?

any relation to Hawerchuks?

Link

"This is a guy who is a combination of great courage and, nuts!"- Steve Physioc

by Brian S (brianguy) on Oct 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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