While everything you say here is a legitimate beef, I’m still disappointed — I somehow imagined based on the post title that this was somehow about Rob Blake being named Sharks captain.

Wow, that guy Walter is a dick.

I have to say that I like doing the yearly, season long football pool I’m in and when I saw that NHL ‘10 finally brought back the fantasy GM draft I wet myself, but I never have understood the fascination of fantasy football, baseball, hockey or basketball. It’s like Dungeons and Dragons for sports guys. I’m not saying I’m above it, hell I know guys that do it, but it seems like it takes away from their enjoyment of the actual game. It’s like when someone buys baseball cards only for the investment rather than the enjoyment of collecting or whatever the fuck.

Anyway, fuck you Walter. I’ll assume you were traumatized as a kid by that Hey Diddle Diddle nursery rhyme. Maybe you were diddled by an uncle while he sang you that rhyme. That still wouldn’t explain why I hate you.

I mean, they still have Kyle Calder, Ladyslav Nagy and Dan Cloutier listed on the Kings in 2010. How the fuck did Valerie Bure not make ESPN’s list of viable Kings for Fantasy Hockey?

You want a (fantasy prediction)? I can get you a (fantasy prediction), believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

Hell, I can get you a (fantasy prediction) by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with (less bullshit than ESPN)… These fucking amateurs…

(it was before the whole T.M. “defense first” crusade), I think 60 points is farking retarded.

The fact that ESPN even has a fantasy hockey article is surprising though.

I say Kopi breaks 80 for the first time, and I also say his +/- will be a lot better, too.

My wife is not the issue here. I hope that my wife will someday to live on her allowance — which is ample — but, if she doesn’t, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum’s lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway. [heh-heh] I can’t solve your problems, sir, only you can.

and I also drafted Anze on my fantasy team.

You, sir, are obviously not a golfer.

You, sir, are and idiot :)

Hey, nice marmot!

Calmer than you are.

Well its pretty obvious to me that Walter is out of his element.