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Where's Waldo? (Patrick Marleau Edition)

If the Sharks were trying to take the pressure off Patrick Marleau by removing the spotlight from him, they've done a damn good job of it in their marketing campaign, or at least the season ticket portion of it. I got mine in the mail today and on the front cover is:

-Joe Thornton -- the guy Doug Wilson said he wouldn't trade

-Dan Boyle -- the guy that Wilson said was his best player in the playoffs

-Joe Pavelski -- the guy that...uh...well, everyone thinks he's got the potential to be a future captain.

No Marleau and no Evgeni Nabokov. Ok, well let's flip through the tickets and see what other players they have. Surely they will have their franchise goalie and last year's team MVP in there, right?

Let's see...Thornton again, Marc-Edouard Vlasic, another Boyle, and another Pavelski.

Huh. Ok, let's turn the page to the next sheet of tickets. Torrey Mitchell, Douglas Murray, Devin Setoguchi, and Jody Shelley.

Jody Shelley? Jody Shelley gets on the tickets but Patrick Marleau doesn't?

(Other notable missing guys include Jonathan Cheechoo and Milan Michalek, or The Guys We've Identified As Trade Bait.)

Several schools of thought on this one: First, Wilson publicly stated that Marleau hasn't been asked to waive his no-trade...yet. Perhaps this is preemptively assuming that the former captain isn't on the preferred list when when Doug Wilson is looking at his fantasy keeper roster. Second, since every photo of Marleau in the past five years has him with a big C on the jersey, maybe they just didn't want to add confusion on there.

(I doubt that, though. Joe Thornton's on here and he's got his A right there. Plus, there's this thing called Photoshop -- which, if you know anything about it, is something that the Sharks graphic design crew obviously know the bare minimum of because all of their designs over the past decade are really just cropped photos with a few standard filters and shadow effects on them.)

I suppose the third option is that Wilson is trying to push Marleau's buttons in order to either make demand a trade or play better (though, as I've argued a bazillion times, Marleau played pretty damn well last season and in the playoffs considering what his injury was), or just to fuck with him for kicks.

Finally, and probably the most logical answer, is this: the marketing department had to finalize the details of their campaign early in the summer. They probably asked the hockey ops folks who they should feature, and their answer was the safe folks: the guaranteed-to-be-here stars (Boyle, Thornton), the build-around-them young guys (Pavelski, Vlasic, Mitchell, Setoguchi), and the he's-cheap-and-no-one-would-want-him tough guy (Shelley).

That leaves Murray, who is...um...well...he's kinda overpriced for what he does, so maybe that makes him untradeable. Or maybe Doug Wilson is fucking with his head too.

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Wow, so no Marleau, Nabokov, Michalek, or Cheechoo? Yeah, it’s got to be the result of some early-summer planning, it sounds like — I guess Lukowich and Ehrhoff were also on that thin marketing ice.

Way to read the tea leaves in the season ticket package, though — there’s definitely some messages in what they decide to print up.

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by Earl Sleek on Sep 9, 2009 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally, and probably the most logical answer, is this: the marketing department had to finalize the details of their campaign early in the summer. They probably asked the hockey ops folks who they should feature, and their answer was the safe folks: the guaranteed-to-be-here stars (Boyle, Thornton), the build-around-them young guys (Pavelski, Vlasic, Mitchell, Setoguchi), and the he’s-cheap-and-no-one-would-want-him tough guy (Shelley).

I think that’s the answer I find most plausible- great take on the situation as always Mike.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Sep 10, 2009 6:40 AM PDT reply actions  

The scene- Patrick Marleau’s basement

Patrick Marleau- That’s quite the molar, Mr. Wilson, looks like it’s going to need to come out immediately. Too bad you won’t be able to get any anaesthetic! HAHAHAHAHA-

Marleau’s Wife- Honey, what are you doing down there?

PM- Uh, nothing! Just watching some game film!

MW- OK, well, dinner’s ready.

PM- Alright, I’ll be right there.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Sep 10, 2009 7:50 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Maybe the marketing guys were afraid that Douglas Murray would fuck with their heads in a way more physical (if not literal) sense if he’s left out?

But great find, there’s certainly logic here.

by Malurous on Sep 10, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Dougie has done all he could to ensure Marleau is again playing with demons in his head.

I have a feeling we’ll be watching this year’s Patty and feel like we’re back to 07/08 season while at the same time watching with amazement how quickly his trading value is dropping right in front of our eyes.

For Marleau’s sake, who’s one of my favorite players, I hope they find a way to trade him quickly.

by Ivano M on Sep 10, 2009 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, would you go for this?

Two league executives told Sun Media Wednesday they’ve heard talk the Senators, Sharks and Kings have discussed a three-way deal that would send Heatley to San Jose, centre Jarrett Stoll and winger Alexander Frolov to Ottawa and centre Patrick Marleau to the Kings.

That would be insane.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Sep 10, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh, even more smoke now. From KK via Buccigross Twitter:

Dany Heatley will probably be a Shark tonight or tomorrow.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Sep 10, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I would not go for that trade.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Sep 10, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Psh, it only needs to make sense from Ottawa’s standpoint — don’t you know anything about rumours with an extra “u”?

I think Sharks fans are kind of sore on the notion, too.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Sep 10, 2009 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That doesn’t even make sense from an Ottawa perspective. It’s good for the Sharks, but that’s about it.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Sep 10, 2009 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at this point, the Ottawa perspective is pretty solidly that Heatley has to go — anything resembling close to good return is probably Christmas for Sens fans right now.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Sep 10, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, don’t you love rumored three-way deals that don’t make any sense at all for at least one of the teams? These pop up pretty often compared to how often they actually happen.

by Malurous on Sep 10, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess there’s this one slimmer of hope for any anti-trade people:

Both Sharks GM Doug Wilson and Senators GM Bryan Murray denied the three-way trade when reached by ESPN.com.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Sep 10, 2009 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

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