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Just when you think your ahead someone steps on your nuts

Just when you think your ahead someone steps on your nuts...as ive mentioned the year started

off poor for me...the ducks were in a freefall..the steelers were elminated..and i had to get an ugly

fucking tattoo on myself...but in the meantime i somehow was saving money...I hadent notced but i

took a look at my account and whola i was ahead.(dont u love that)..i had gotten lucky with comign

in 2nd in fantasy football...got some other bonus type shit...i started feeling good...my favorite band

of all muthafuckin time soundgraden annouces there gettingn back together...yay.then the ducks

rip off 4 in a row....holy shit...yay...i feel like that old grandpa on willy wonkas chocolate factory "i

got a golden ticket"!

I couldnt find the old grampa but u get the picture

so I thought hey maybe things are looking up and the 1st of the year bad luck was just

temporary...i felt like finding some kind of mary poppins soundtrack and listening over and over...so

after practice sunday (which was an excellent one by the way)....i also have the pleasure of going to hooters for our end of the season fantasy football party...im on a super high...i get to collect my

winnings..and get to see some beautiful hooters and tight asses..."ive got a golden ticket"....woohoo..i get off the freeway...i can see hooters across the street already....Im whistling..."i got a gloden ticket"...my buddies already have arrived waiting for me

and then...craaaaaaaaaash

[Sleek edit: I've added the picture in case the link doesn't work:]

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i ram into the back of a truck with a hitch...luckily i do zero damage to his truck...but my truck is fucked up as u can see if u follow the link...bumper screwed with some body damage...of course im in plain veiw of my buddies and our fine waitress to add salt to the wound..the guy was an older dufus...he could have been cool and said...since nothing happend to my truck...i wont be a dick and not call my insurance...but he said..um i gonna get it checked out...(serioulsly not a fuckin scratch)...and then he aasks um...were u on the phone? fuck you...(no i didnt say that..i just said no i wasnt)

so after the accident..i walk into hooters..(and get a hard on of course even in my pissed off state) and the fellas look at me like someone just died..subsequently it was the first time ever i visited a hooters and did not get totally smashed....i did still gawk all day...

oh this is a hockey blog ?section
my only comfort was to get home in time (with my fucked up vehicle) and watch hiller dominate and the ducks forwards...our D still sucks big balls...and we might need to pick up a stay at home d man to at least attempt to clear some people out....gawd we are such a better team healthy

Self promotion section:
I got a show the 23rd in case anyone wants to see me rock my ass off (see flyer)..just dont ask me to drive

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man………car accidents are the shittiest. Sorry to hear that Spade.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 11, 2010 9:33 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

yea…i cant catch a break it seems..500 deductable…so im on the hook for at least that and an increase in insurance….woohoo

"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 11, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

could be worse….you could have the douchiest football teams tat on your………………..oh wait, nevermind.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 11, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to hear about that, man, but you should make up a story about how your truck got shoulder-slammed by Mike Brown.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 11, 2010 9:58 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

haha…..if u dont laugh u cry

"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 11, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch, rough luck, Spade! Hang in there.

by g r a c e on Jan 11, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Sorry about your truck dude. Glad to hear your ok.

I do not kow what it is about 2010 (twenty-ten Earl, relax…I don’t want no trouble..) But your like the fourth person I’ve heard that has been in a wreck. Unfortuanatly one was my wife and 8 year old on thier way to his ice hockey game at KHS yesterday. They are fine (a few stitches and bumps) but they fliped our breand new Twenty-09 Honda van.

Great time to find out the importance of gap insurance (and the fact that I have none..)

by Mike in OC on Jan 11, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

yea somthing in the 2010 air i guess

the ducks need to keep cheering me up

"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 11, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

glad to hear they are ok by the way

"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 11, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

what is gap insurance?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well if you take a brand new vehicle and wreck it, and the insurance co decides it’s totaled (takes a lot less to be declared totaled than you would think) The insurance co will payout what they consider fair market value, they base it on DMV recorded sales and marketplace I guess. If that payout is LESS than what your balance on your loan is, the gap kicks in and covers it. So you do not have to fork out a few thousand dollars to payoff a car that’s sitting in the junk yard.

I am praying that fair market value comes in higher than what I have left to pay on the van, and believe me I’m not very optimistic. Plus I still have to get a new van.

by Mike in OC on Jan 12, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

oh. well that’s fucked up.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 13, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Ehhh, you can buff that out. =P

At least you weren’t hurt or anything. At least the old guy didn’t jump out of the car screaming about a neck injury or something. That happened to my girlfriend. Luckily nothing ever came from it, but it stressed her the hell out. She barely bumped the guy too.

by JohnQPhats on Jan 11, 2010 3:44 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

When I was in high school, I backed into a BMW with a lady and 3 kids in the car. I barely hit her car, i cracked the tail light, it did not even smash the glass, just a hairline crack.

They claimed whiplash. ALL FOUR of them. I was in 11th grade, talk about stress. My insurance co (St. Farm) went to court and beat them thank god.

by Mike in OC on Jan 11, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

damn mike..u have some of the luck i got….glad to know im not alone sniffle sniffle

"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 12, 2010 6:31 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, that sucks, dude. Sorry to hear it. But don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be back to popping a tent in Hooters in no time. (Oh, dammit, did I just say that?)

PS Lay off singing “Supercalifragilous” in the car and maybe that won’t happen again

O Reges, vincamus

by Niesy on Jan 11, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, dammit, did I just say that?)

yea you did..BOC is rubbing off on you…..did i just say rubbing?

"I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 12, 2010 6:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

When do you NOT say ‘rubbing’?

Don’t answer. ;)

Shuckton 2028!

by Niesy on Jan 12, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

side note…the eye doc said i have to wear glasses when im on the comp..so today is my first day wearing them…i feel so earl sleek….

p.s.
i did the weirdest thing this weekend..i took shots of egg nog mixed with liquor…actual shots..

p.s.s.
estimate for the truck 1,600 yippee ki ya…thank gawd for insurance

p.s.s.s.
its a slow monday…um go ducks

LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 2:54 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

hang in there spade

sorry to hear that, even if you do cheer for the wrong team ;).

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 19, 2010 1:19 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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