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BoC Gameday -- A SoCal Battle that matters.

Anaheim Ducks (21-19-7, t-11th in west) at Los Angeles Kings (25-18-3, 8th in west), 7:30 pm
Anaheim Calling talks Ducks; Rudy Kelly talks Kings (sometimes).

Hoo baby -- thanks to a major Hollywood rewrite of the past week-and-a-half of NHL game results, tonight the Teemu-less Ducks face the Greener-less Kings in L.A. with only a 4 standings-point difference between the two clubs!  Amazing how things have tightened up -- the distance from 3rd to 12th in the west as of this morning is only 10 standings points.

And while there are still many western conference teams mixed in this 2nd-half playoff shuffle, we mustn't forget the Highlander-inspired "There can be only one!" curse about SoCal hockey -- there has never been an NHL postseason that has featured both the Ducks and the Kings.  Ever.  In every postseason since 1997 only one SoCal team has advanced to the western playoffs, with varying success -- except 2004, when neither qualified.   So if that trend holds true, tonight's matchup is huge -- which one of these two teams will fight their way into the playoffs this season, and by process-of-historic-elimination force the other to early tee times?

In the immortal words of Brent Severyn, it should be a dandy.

Duckskingssimpsons2_medium
A classic from old days, back when I cartooned while looking at source material.

This is, of course, as good as a time as any to remind commenters about the bet Rudy and I made before this season started: whose team will finish higher in the standings when the season ends?  The loser of the bet has to change his signature to whatever hilarious or spiteful nonsense BoC commenters decide -- feel free to leave nominations for loser sigs in the comments.  For a long while there I thought I'd had this contest lost, but now it seems way more up in the air -- we'll definitely be revisiting before season's end.

Star-divide

At this point, the Ducks' biggest problem appears to be winning within the BoC.  Here's a Ducks-Kings comparison for you:

vs. Non-BoC Opponents Record WinPct   GF/gm GA/gm GD/gm
Anaheim Ducks 21-14-7 .583 +2.90 -2.90 0.00
Los Angeles Kings 21-17-2 .550 +2.68 -2.78 -0.10
vs. BoC Opponents Record WinPct GF/gm GA/gm GD/gm
Anaheim Ducks 0-5-0 .000 +1.80 -4.00 -2.20
Los Angeles Kings 4-1-1 .750 +3.83 -2.67 +1.17

 

Anaheim now has a better record against non-BoC teams than the Kings do, but it's the intrastate matchups that are killing them.  The Ducks have been dominated by the Sharks and the Kings, while the Kings have turned a leaf and done very well against their BoC opponents.  I guess you can only beat a team down for so long.

But five wins in a row breeds new hope; tonight can swing the short-term BoC pendulum of power.  Yee haw.

* * *

Confessional: I had a series of regular tweets a few weeks ago, the most recent version of which said this:

Stat for Carlyle to consider: in 15 periods played without Nick Boynton dressed, the Ducks are being outscored 21 – 5.  Twenty-one to five!

Well, in the 15 periods played without Nick Boynton since that tweet, the Ducks have now outscored opponents 18 to 9.  Eighteen to nine!  Sorry, Carlyle, and sorry, Eminger.  And sorry, Boynton -- looks like you're still sitting.

* * *

And lastly, pour out some booze tonight for promoted comrade James Mirtle, the guy who founded this site, brought us over to SB Nation, and yesterday announced that he is finally moving from his own site to take a dream job covering Blowhard Burke and his Maple Leafs.  While it's great news and congratulations for Mr. Mirtle, it'll be a huge void in the blogosphere -- From The Rink is a tremendous site and has been an inspiration to most every hockey blogger there is. 

But hey, who says there's no future in hockey blogging, eh, mom?

* * *

Prediction: A huge BoC matchup with no Brian Hayward anywhere, and of course it had to happen on a Thursday -- I won't be around until sometime late in the third period, so play nice.  Ducks keep rolling -- Ducks 3, Kings 2.  Goals by Perry, Scotty, and the OT winner by the healthy-jawed Finn Koivu.

Go Ducks.

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for a game where I wish a meteor would fall and take both teams out, it should be interesting … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

So it’ll probably be a maddening 3-pont game. Everybody wins (sort of)!

by GOOLIAN on Jan 14, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, now, it wouldn’t be the worst thing if there were three BoC teams in the postseason, would it?

I mean, at least there would be more late start times in round one. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It would be amazing if all three BOC teams plus the Canucks made it, with none of them being matched up. So many late start times. East coasters/Detroit would hate it. It would be great.

But only if that happens. Otherwise, I’m fine with the Sharks being the only team to make it ;)

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by mymclife on Jan 14, 2010 12:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

this blgo might explode if that happens…someday…someday

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m with you!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be cool, but everyone knows that the world would explode if the Ducks and Kings made the playoffs in the same year.

by yankeeken on Jan 14, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll probably have to wait for 2012, then. Stupid Mayans.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s the exact same thought process of a Leafs fan during a Habs-Sens Game

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 14, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate out of Conference games, and with the Ducks on a roll as of late, I think I may be flipping back and forth between San Jose-Boston and Anaheim-Los Angeles pretty heavily. Should be a good one.

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by Mr. Plank on Jan 14, 2010 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

this is where I’ll have my work laptop hooked up with the Ducks / Kings game on it, and the Sharks on tv … nothing like watching two games at once … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

You really want the Ducks to be Homer? Kingsbart will recover from the chokehold and use the scepter to thwack him in the nuts.

Shuckton 2028!

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 12:03 PM PST reply actions  

Didn’t have a choice — Bart’s pointy-shaped head sealed the deal; Ducks were left with leftovers.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

earl you forgot the duck foot kicking out the king…brought us luck yesterday..could help today

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Follow the hyperlink just under the cartoon — it’s one click away for ya.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

its my favorite “kick out” cartoon…cuz the king really looks in bad shape

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t make me get out my Wild Wing voodoo plushie.

Shuckton 2028!

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

On signatures

that smooth balls signature is pretty classy. that should be on the table for both of you.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 14, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

be warned possible sighting of the king of ptwon upon us

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 12:35 PM PST reply actions  

sublte and to the point i love it

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to win tonite..not taking any chances…need to post here just in case…also there are lazy asses who dont follow links

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Heh, nice and life-sized. I like it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He almost looks like the burger king dude.

by Mike in OC on Jan 14, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I smell a photoshop coming on!

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by IAmJoe on Jan 14, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

very nice, spade

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by IAmJoe on Jan 14, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

no no this is an earl sleek cartoon…cant take credit…i just had to re-post since it brings good luck

i did do one once with the blackhawks..

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it is now … but must you pick on Donald Duck?? any other duck yes, but not Donald!! (huge fan of that angry duck)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, there’s a whole cartoon of him sucking at hockey. IT WAS RIGHT THERE.

My favorite part is when he swallows the puck and it lodges in his butt (cartoon logic) and his nephews hit it all over the ice.

Shuckton 2028!

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I remember that one … it was hilarious! :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you ever seen the one where he plays acorn hockey with Chip and Dale?! I adore that one!

Shuckton 2028!

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

chip and dale are funny!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saw the clip of Selanne getting his jaw broken over on PD’s Puck Headlines. One thing stuck out to me, as Teemu was on the ground covering his face.

Why the hell is he wearing 1 Warrior glove and 1 Bauer glove?

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by IAmJoe on Jan 14, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

You’re such a slave to fashion, Joe

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably one has more protection for his recently broken hand, while the other is sponsored/more comfortable to play in. Just a guess.

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by Bleys on Jan 14, 2010 1:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So he remembers which hand is broken. Lot of stuff on that Finn’s mind.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

your right..one was probally specially made for the broken hand…had more padding or somthing

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 14, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing and yeah, it was probably because one glove gave more protection to his broken hand.

Also, Teemu was kind of a bitch when he got hit. I mean yeah it hurts, but there’s no reason not to immediately get up and skate to the bench. Man up, Teemu.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He was going to, but he didn’t want to look tougher than Wisniewski.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He was going to, but he didn’t want to look tougher than Wisniewski

Hahahaha, that was sad.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno dude a hit to any part of the head can really discombobulate.

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by Bleys on Jan 14, 2010 1:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

True, but Pronger showed us all how it should be done when he took Kanes stick in the face (last season?).

He got up pissed, shoved the doctor out of the way and skated straight to the lockeroom himself. All the while holding his bloody face and teeth (the ones not on the ice) with his glove.

by Mike in OC on Jan 14, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t bother Ratis none. Or Greene.

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

great example, Green man-ed up big time.

Ratis does not count though, being part bear and all. It just is not fair to the other dudes.

by Mike in OC on Jan 14, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

True. Bears don’t count.

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Things to watch:

Fro-Handzus-Brown will get the call against Getzlaf’s line tonight since the Kings have last change, but Randy Carlyle loves changing on the fly to get a match-up so it’s likely we’ll end up seeing a lot of Kopitar v. Getzlaf. Fine with me.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

Come on St. Louis, Montreal, and Anaheim!

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

ha ha! already working out the numbers to move up huh?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

and why is that so funny?

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

you have to ask? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

09 playoffs round 1.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

we don’t rely on other losing to make it to the playoffs … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

oh and go Boston.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

now you are just being mean … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

for a game where I wish a meteor would fall and take both teams out, it should be interesting … :)

I didnt wish for anyone to die.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

where did I say die? huh huh they could just be seriously injured … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

hey you guys, let me know when the game starts so I can make sure the stream I have works … thx!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

puck dropped ang.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s on.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiller again. Giguere is burnt toast.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

BERNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

<3

It’s like I’m seven years old again. I want to draw hearts around his name on my Trapper Keeper.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Is it just me

or does the puck seem to have a little extra juice on it right now? Lots of passes missing targets and pucks hopping sticks.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 14, 2010 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

damn bouncy puck

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Little does Patrick know that TM locks himself into a room on a regular basis.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

HA HA, SWINTON.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

That side view made me realize: Perry has no chin.

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Now all the hated ones are in the box. Do you think Rudy is actually the ref?

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, something tells me that if Rudy were reffing, we’d know.

Damn, Kings score and the taunting begins?

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate it when people do that. Especially since that wasn’t a mockable goal.

But DAYUM, another Smyth penalty? I think I’m certain now.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah what the hell could he have been jabbering about?

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

BLEEEPITY BLEEEP, you freaking BLEEP. I’m gonna take my fist and BLEEP it up your BLEEP BLEEEP BLEEEPITY BLEEEP BLEEEEEEEP

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

ducks have the worst PP.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

Oh of course the kings have to score first. Speaking of which, I just realized how much of a douche Jack Johnson looks like.

by Demon Jesus on Jan 14, 2010 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

looks like hes storing nuts in his cheeks……….rudys nuts.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

no bromo

at least he looks better than Ryan Smyth

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s Joe Pavelski’s older brother

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He definitely looks like a USC fan. But aww, I love his smirk.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that staples center just reeks of “douche” right now. Either way, if anyone wants to help me burn the motherfucker of a building down, feel free to chime in.

by Demon Jesus on Jan 14, 2010 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

Check your armpits.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ang does. She loves killing all hockey players that dont play for the Sharks.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you freshly apply before you left home?

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Fox Sports Pittsburgh sent the extra replay from that Flyer game

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

getzlaf fail

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

yeah he saved the Kings there on that play

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Does any other team take more offensive zone penalties than the Ducks?

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Er, sorry, didn’t mean to direct that at you. Just musing to myself.

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

nope.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

woot

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

you buying daily specials?

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

arrgg….kings score again
c’mon ducks!

by Demon Jesus on Jan 14, 2010 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

I shall sing a hymn in praise of loud-thundering Zeus,
and quietly awesome Brad as well.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

what a goal. that has to be a top play on sportscenter

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

This is officially ugly.

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

yes, yes it is.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw damn, that was soooo Fro’s goal, really.

BUT EFFING SWEET.

Isn’t that assist #200 for Fro, goal #100 for Brown?

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

Every 100 times, the Frolov spin works

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I rec this comment, sir.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Stat-Nerd Alert!!!!

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i believe so

awesome

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got back from happy hour in time to see Frolov’s goal! Guess what my co-pilot is tonight, Niesy?

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 8:51 PM PST reply actions  

Ex-cell-ent! It should always be Russian heritage night! Though it happens to be 100% pure agave over here at Casa del Niesy.

It’s, um, catorce de enero?

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s, um, catorce de enero?

I think I had to go to a doctor once before for some topical cream to treat that shit…

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll drink to that.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It should always be Russian heritage night!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw, man, I missed you so.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

no delay of game?

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Nice to see you over here, BD. Unlike TBLA, you won’t find any of that annoying stat crunching, sabermetrics, Clipper-loving, “keep off my lawn, you kids!” talk here at BoC. We prefer to focus on the important things here like Jersey Shore, Dallas Cowboy Tattoos, flaming mascots, WWII-Anaheim Goalie references, Choir Practice, Wishbone the Dog and unibrows at the BoC

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

this really is starting to become my favorite blog

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

also its good to see a fellow TBLA hockey fan. I really can’t think of another one

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

MHWhite follows the Kings, too. I’ve tried to get him over here, but perhaps he’s looking for a website that has a little more levity than the BoC?

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

great description

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What in the blue fuck was that tooth fairy shit?

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 8:59 PM PST reply actions  

you tell us … Hollywood is down that way

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

AHEM…Castro Districtcough, coughHarvey Milk…AHEM!!!

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

what??? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I knew. Maybe they wanted help Ducks fans relieve Tinkerbell?

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s funny bout seeing the Ducks & Kings fight is these guys probably live in the same neighborhood … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 14, 2010 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa, somebody took a ride on the Meat Train. Destination: horror!

Woo woo!

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

haha +1

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm not so sure i agree

but it sounds good to me

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe Fox Sports Pittsburgh finally sent in that missing review and they got confused

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, wait…what? We got that? Are we in Bizarro World?

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:07 PM PST reply actions  

Patrick O’Neil stay his his spray-on tan and Heidi still has her flask of Wild Turkey off-camera. Everything is still right with the world, Niesy…

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i wonder what the over/under is

on kings that have slept with heidi

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I would give her the over/under!

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

well played

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW, Brad. That is a nice tight ass.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

fox has his connections

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:21 PM PST reply actions  

I thought the explanation was going to be that there was a camera hidden in Giggy’s crack that only Toronto knew about. I have the sad.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Giggy crack: half the calories of regular crack, but with 1000% of the giggles!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t buy it. No one would willingly do a reach-around on Perry.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That’s because Correy Perry never played back when the Sharks had their home ice at the Cow Palace

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the “oh shit!” moment when an opposing player is trying to get rough with one of the Kings and then looks up and sees Ratis bearing down on them.

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:34 PM PST reply actions  

Koivu left the game with a lower body injury? We are running low on Finns!

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

hopefully its not too serious.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My poor beloved Team Finland. :(

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by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that was idiotic. Why is Randy Jones out there in a 3 on 3 in the first place?

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

That’s what I shouted at the screen, too. Grrrrrrr.

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by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that extended PP time was a big ol’ waste of time. C’mon Ducks, let’s at least ruin the shutout.

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

Okay, now, how many fights are going to spoil our Grade A scoring chances?

Ah well.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

meat train is 1-1 tonight

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

2 extra minutes for a hate crime?

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Sheldon Brookbank throwes punches like an extra from a Jersey Shore nightclub scene…

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, this game sort of sucks. Down four to nothing, Koivu’s hurt, and we’re going for obscure power play formations?

I sense a flushing of the DVR. Get better, Saku.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

I guess the only positive I can take from this game is at least our next game won’t start by naming the Tooth Fairy as an honorary Duck. That’d be embarrassing.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

2 of the goals were deflections. 1 of the goals was a bad call. The other one was clean.

We didnt really get out played, just unlucky.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We didnt really get out played, just unlucky.

Well, it’s happening often enough against BoC clubs (0-6, baby!) that I think it’s a bit more, but whatever.

How did Saku get hurt, and does it look long-term?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to much info on it. He got hurt in the second and hasnt been out since. Calling it a lower body injury.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was only half-paying attention (trying to read for class at the same time), so I didn’t even notice that he wasn’t on the ice. All I know is that early-ish in the 3rd, the Kings guys mentioned that Koivu hasn’t been on the ice in a while and that they’d been told that he left the game with an upper body injury.

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Radio said lower body, but whatever — I don’t mind losing a game so much as I mind losing the little guy.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, yeah, lower body is right.

by g r a c e on Jan 14, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I — I - I -

I AM NOT SEEING THIS?!

The Guidos 4 Kings Fanclub!

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

OMG…Patrick O’Neil is interviewing Snooki?!? Time to buy some stock in L’Oreal!!!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

Shift it out of underwear bonds.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not as long as Brian Hayword is still employed…

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Tooth Fairy and Jersey Shore. What kind of riff-raff do the the Ducks bring with them?

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

Hey, Tooth Fairy is the Kings’ promotion. Don’t drag Anaheim into this movie — we’ve got our own.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but it makes me feel better to blame it on you guys.

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m sure you need a lot of cheering up after this game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right. Maybe Meat will be up Getzlaf again to make me feel better

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, here’s some spunk out of a different Ryan for ya.

Good for you, Carter. Don’t be scared just because Raitis eats armadillos.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I will give Carter credit for having some cajones there

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 9:55 PM PST reply actions  

agreed

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY TOOK FRO’S ASSIST AWAY? Shanda.

Somebody bring Raitis his picinic basket.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 9:55 PM PST reply actions  

ivanans wants your blood.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Bye bye, Tilda! Wheeeee.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

Well, I guess this game makes me miss the old days for Ducks-Kings games that didn’t matter. Ah, the good old days.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

This game is awesome.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

You guys should hang a banner.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You should suck it up.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck you rudy…………..ska sucks.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You know how Murray said Moller and Meat Train were “in love with each other”? I propose that we call Oscar Li’l Smokie.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

too bad meat train was already off the ice

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Pining away in the box for his bro…

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

not okay bobby ryan

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

i suppose it was okay

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all good, Moller got him back with that slash.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

just not now and not on moller

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I fucking knew that was going to happen with Moller out there.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

Oh EFF BOBBY RYAN.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby Ryan is officially a bitch.

by RealDrew on Jan 14, 2010 10:06 PM PST reply actions  

For that hit?

C’mon.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a clean hit, but unnecessary. Moller’s head hit the boards pretty hard. Ryan isn’t proving much by taking a run at the King’s smallest player.

Nut’s right though, TM was stupid for having Moller and Doughty on the ice in that situation.

by RealDrew on Jan 14, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He took like 5,000 steps into that hit. Just because you coast 5 feet before the hit doesn’t mean it’s not charging.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s only charging if you take 5,002 steps when Stephane Auger is wearing the stripes…

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you grow a vagina all of a sudden Rudy?

Don’t tell me if JMFJ did that do Teemu you wouldn’t be playing with you hardon right now.

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Jan 15, 2010 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s an odd little contradiction that I can’t stand stupid shit like that. Hence why I hated Sean Avery and I hate Jack Johnson. Brown I like, except the like the 2 times he took a blatant run at someone.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 15, 2010 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a statement hit at the end of a shitty game — Moller should watch out in situations like that.

Necessary? Nah, but that’s not new.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem like you would have been a good Nazi.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Mollers jewish?

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Heil Hiller.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m kind of at a loss about whose career ended like that.

Enjoy the win.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

whose career ended like that.

Susan Boyle.

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You saw that one? Any comparables in my lifetime?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

AGEIST

:)

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 15, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck

How many dead guys do I need to bring up?

The helmet does not good to protect the neck, remember that. When he went into the boards it was not a good situation. Being professional athletes they have the ability to avoid any damage. But on a bad day and an awkward situation, that is a situation where the guy could stop walking or worse.

Whatever it takes, get rid of that shit.

by Cool Dudes on Jan 15, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, all I’m saying is your Moller-comparable, Masterton, died in 1968. Surely there have been equipment improvements since then.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 16, 2010 7:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I wasn’t going to jump into this, but I think you have the wrong end of the stick. Yes, equipment improved, but helmets don’t do anything for cervical/spinal injuries. Those are catastrophic and devastating, and they have increased worldwide since 1968. We’re not just talking NHL here — many younger players also suffer this, and it’s not because they weren’t wearing the right equipment.

What causes any downtick at all is the introduction of new rules (against checking from behind) and the enforcement of existing ones for charging and boarding. What you want to avoid is any situation that puts the player’s head in danger of hitting the boards first. I think the ref was more than reasonable in making that call. That wasn’t an open ice hit on Moller, and it wasn’t against the boards. If it had been, it wouldn’t have gotten a misconduct.

I personally don’t think it warrants any suspension beyond that. But I really hope you’re not suggesting that no injuries happen like that anymore or that boarding rules shouldn’t exist.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 16, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The problem wasn’t where Moller was, it was the fact that Ryan took 10 strides into the hit. You’re allowed to hit someone hard anywhere on the ice as long as it’s not into their numbers. Saying you can’t hit someone when they’re within 5 feet of the boards is retarded.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 16, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Sign me up for the short bus then.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 16, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

PS I agree it was a charging problem too; I think basic physics could’ve told him the little guy would go flying back like a rag doll.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 16, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Counter Argument Graph

Clearly you see the faults in your logic

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 16, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, that’s classy.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 16, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But I really hope you’re not suggesting that no injuries happen like that anymore or that boarding rules shouldn’t exist.

What I’m suggesting is that (a) it’s not suspendable, and (b) that Bill Masterton is a ridiculous comparable for a good multitude of reasons, most notably that nobody here I think saw that hit 42 years ago, and that in this instance nobody died on the ice.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 16, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think the argument was about suspension, I thought it was about him being a bitch.

I don’t care about the Masterson example particularly — I thought you were saying nothing like that that ever happens anymore. But you know what, there are eight deaths and quite a few career-ending injuries in that graph, and that’s before it all really started to be properly reported. I think Tator is a smart, cool dude for getting the IIHF to be more aware of that.issue. Ergo I am glad there is stuff in place to check behavior like charging and boarding, and that the NHL rulebook puts the onus on the player to avoid contact if he will be flung into them.

A lot comes down to the judgment call of the ref and I think it was the right one.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 16, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

it wasnt that bad.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a Duck.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Corey Perry had already been ejected, somebody had to be the local cunt

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

isnt that heidi?

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 14, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, zip it.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s already been proven five ways by science.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would Murray put Moller and Richardson out there when the Ducks are running around like pussies? Or Doughty? THATS when you put out Randy Jones

by Nut on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

+1

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 14, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If anybody goes after Moeller like that again, we might have to give cancer to Saku Koivu one more time…

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUTOUT.

Bravo, boys. Bravo.

You know my only disappointment? I’d written down on my wishlist Kings 5, Ducks 0.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:08 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

At least Kings fans can take the sticks from the three stars without having a riot break out.

by RealDrew on Jan 14, 2010 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

Only because it wasn’t near the guidos.

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by Niesy on Jan 14, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Um, when you win the game, you don’t have to resort to “At leasts”. That’s now my job.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, reassure yourself that in addition to your team winning, you are also morally superior as people.

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 15, 2010 6:34 AM PST up reply actions  

This delusion sustains us in our 42-year cup drought. We are sad.

I have to say, though, when that showed up on Failblog, I laughed and laughed. Mostly it’s the stunned look on poor Niedermayer’s face.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 15, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

When the Hell Did an ACTUAL Kings-Ducks Rivalry begin?

Its like the picture with them drinking above, but now its later in the night, they are breaking pool sticks and hitting each other on the head.

by Cool Dudes on Jan 14, 2010 10:47 PM PST reply actions  

10+ years ago, I saw a preseason game Ducks vs. Kings. There were a total of 9 fights in a game that didnt even count. These teams have had a rivalry for years.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 15, 2010 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing! Rivalry was pretty strong before I left town for college. Maybe it dampened a little since then, but in a playoff horserace, of course it’ll come back in a huge way.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

How the fuck

could there be a rivalry 10 years ago. When just about every Ducks fan, had just been a Kings fan?

Revisionist history.

History will probably note 2007 would mark the turning point. Plus enough whipper snappers who are fans now who were never King’s fans.

I don’t mind it, if we couldn’t even muster up a rivalry against the Sharks, might as well fight the OC.

by Cool Dudes on Jan 15, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, did you make that all up just now?

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 16, 2010 12:42 AM PST up reply actions  

When just about every Ducks fan, had just been a Kings fan

I seriously doubt this.

I became a fan in 1993 when I won tickets from my company and went to my first hockey game ever. I was hooked from the first second that game started, before that I did not even know what hockey was. I personally knew a ton of fans just like that. Kings fans at that time hated us with a passion (much like today) because we had no business loving hockey, we did not know the rules, and we (us and our expansion team) were pathetic.

Hell even in 2007 when we had a cup wining roster most Kings fans told me the Ducks “Suck”

During all that time, I have yet to meet ONE converted Kings fan. At best I have met some die hard Kings fans that are tolerant of the Ducks existence.

by Mike in OC on Jan 18, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Jesus Christ. That was a tough game to watch for Ducks fans. We played like shit. Welp, here’s my videos. A 4-0 loss to the Kings deserves four vids. One for each goal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1cH0Oyr6vA
It’s part of a comedy skit by Paton Oswalt on steak. Always makes me laugh. The concept of a deep fried pumpkin is just hilarious to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9kpZHXhxI
George Carlin deals with a heckler. Nobody will ever be able to curse quite like George Carlin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS5GBuk-GQ
Stand up makes me happy. Lewis Black is fucking awesome.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e8e4424115/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-from-between-two-ferns-zach-galifianakis-michael-cera-and-comedy-deathray?rel=auto_related&rel_pos=2
Zach Galifianakis has an entire series of these. Every single one is fucking hysterical. This is the first episode.

by JohnQPhats on Jan 15, 2010 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

Good stuff, man. Watched ’em all; Lewis Black is awesome.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I just finished them too…good stuff, way to brighten the morning.

Carlin definitely makes you think twice about heckling with that one.

GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter

by SK eleven on Jan 15, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Carlin definitely makes you think twice about heckling with that one.

Seriously, I curse a fuckton and that audio clip makes me blush.

by JohnQPhats on Jan 15, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks john. good stuff, stand up make me happy too.

I felt bad for micheal cera…….touch my thigh.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 15, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I felt bad for micheal cera…….touch my thigh.

I still can’t tell if those are staged or not. There’s one with Charlize Theron where he tells her he hopes her sick dog dies. It’s fucked up, but she’s laughing.

by JohnQPhats on Jan 15, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Simmons shooting

then getting challenged to a fight by the bigger guy, kicking his ass, THEN getting a goal AFTER going to the locker room was my favorite part!

by Cool Dudes on Jan 15, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

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Top 3 Sleek rumors overheard at the NHL draft -- in a band called Sleek and the Sleestack's -- it takes Sleek 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes -- is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world, but prefers Pacifico to Dos Equis.
From this L.A. Times article
Projected top NHL draft picks (left to right) Cam Fowler, Tyler Seguin, Taylor Hall, Emerson Etem and Brett Connolly pose during an event in Hollywood on Wednesday. (Maury Phillips / Getty Images / June 24, 2010)

I just realized why both Cam Fowler and Emerson Etem dropped so far in the draft...

Just look at the shirts those two are wearing.

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