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Chippy Kings-Ducks game tonight.  Words were spoken, punches were thrown, keys were furiously tapped.  Let us not forget, however, that we are all on the same team in the end.  We are all on Team Conan.

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Just getting ready to tune in— they need to bring back masturbating bear for these last few weeks. Go out with a bang.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 14, 2010 11:31 PM PST reply actions  

What’s the deal — can they even keep this up for weeks? Seems pretty crazy already.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 14, 2010 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s got a hiatus scheduled after next week, but he’s trying to schedule big names, so people are theorizing it’s his last week and he won’t come back for the week before the olympics, i.e. the week Jay Leno goes off the air at 10.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 15, 2010 1:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Only 80 year old cousin fucking palin voters that live in bumfuck nebraska find Big Chin funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVMOmt518X8

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Jan 15, 2010 12:08 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Funny, I saw that exact same suggestion a few days ago. I think since Conan seems to be ramping up towards not returning, he might as well pull out all the stops and see if he gets let go sooner.

And my last 2 cents on this topic – while a lot of people are piling on Jay Leno for this situation (and he is a dick for taking advantage of the situation just to get the Tonight Show back), most of the blame on this whole fiasco can be pointed at NBC and their idiotic decision making.

by Nael M. on Jan 15, 2010 1:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, Jay’s fault too. That asshole shoulda went quietly into the sunset.

by Nut on Jan 15, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He was forced to retire by NBC

rather than be given the opportunity to retire on his own terms like Johnny Carson. NBC didn’t want Conan to walk out of contract negotiations back in 2004, so they promised Conan they’d kick Leno off the Tonight Show in 5 years and give it to him. Then when Leno wasn’t too happy with that arrangement, NBC gave him his current prime-time slot to appease him.

This has led us to the predicament today where NBC affiliate stations are pissed that Leno’s show is killing ratings for their late local news shows, so NBC’s moving back Jay to late night make them happy. This entire mess can be traced back to Leno being forced out of his spot on the Tonight Show, which was hardly his decision as I noted before.

by Nael M. on Jan 15, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

If Leno didn’t want to leave, he shouldn’t have said that he would. That’s all.

Never go to the South for any reason.

by Megalodon on Jan 15, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

NHL Network should make a pitch at Conan hosting NHL on the Fly. For purely selfish reasons.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 15, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Jesus, that’d be nice! They’d probably have better music then, too.

Lighthouse Hockey: Under contract through 2021, knees and hips be damned.

by Dominik on Jan 16, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Leno Lover

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 15, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh

I don’t really care for Leno. What I do care is that the right people take responsibility, and in this case, I feel too much blame is shouldered by Jay (though he’s still a dick for signing for a new 11:30 show anyway), when it’s NBC’s bungling of who hosts the Tonight Show that’s the largest cause of this fiasco.

by Nael M. on Jan 15, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

"Forced to Retire" = Karma

Jay screwed over Dave for the Tonight show.

Read “The Late Shift” by Bill Carter. You’ll like the part about Jay hiding in a closet trying to overhear NBC execs. HBO made a decent movie about it as well – Kathy Bates is awesome in it.

 Johnny wanted to have Dave follow him, but NBC execs were afraid Jay would jump ship so they FORCED Johnny out – JC never had Jay as a guest following the announcement and never appeared on Jay’s tonight show, but did appear on Letterman.

Side notes:

TMZ says Leno definitely has the 11:30 Tonight Show slot following the Olympics.

Conan’s last show is Friday 1/22, although NBC might pull him earlier considering they’re NBC and don’t like ratings.

Howard Stern has been asked to appear on Conan’s show. He is considering it since he passionately hates Leno, more so since the theft of Stuttering John.

Also, Go Kings.

by Lee Stevens' Potential on Jan 15, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

most of the blame on this whole fiasco can be pointed at NBC

I guess so, but at some point Leno needs to be held accountable for the fact he’s still around. I know it’s not his fault he was born and all, but that doesn’t mean he needs to remain visible to the general public for the next 50-odd years afterward. Like if my breath gave people cancer, I’d probably eventually decide that it’s best for the world that I not leave the house. Or I’d figure out a safer way of disposing of my exhales.

Lighthouse Hockey: Under contract through 2021, knees and hips be damned.

by Dominik on Jan 16, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Being someone who is not into watching Letterman, Leno or Conan, I find the whole thing rather ridiculous. So what really now? Not to add a little reality here, but thousands upon thousands have just died a few days ago from an earthquake and these twits want to fight over tv time? They can go rot.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 15, 2010 8:30 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, seriously, people. There are too many real fucking problems out there in the world for us to be wasting time talking about late night talk show wars.

Let’s start behaving like responsible citizens of mother earth and keep talking about hockey. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 15, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

honestly … even hockey isn’t doing it for me these last couple of days … seeing what’s going on over there just puts a damper on cheering on for the Sharks … (shrugs)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 15, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand what you mean, too. Hockey is just my blow-off-steam time. I just hope to pay attention to the important things as well as the trivial. But yeah, it’s a healthy dose of perspective.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 15, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve just spent the past 3 days cropping photos to cast a fictional movie. It took me like 7 hours, not to mention the time I spent thinking of ideas. I feel like a real piece of shit right now. Thanks, ang.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 15, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

anytime Rudy … glad I could help … :)

but if you need cheering up, take a look at the highlights from last night’s Kings/Ducks game.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s obvious to me you plan on donating the box office proceeds to UNICEF.

Not that I spent two hours making an M&M Getzlaf and finding the exact right pouty Shirley Heatley photo or nothin’.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 15, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

7 hours?

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 15, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I get your point Ang. If I was making the money that they make you could put me in any fucking time slot you wanted to and I would host any shitty show you gave me. I mean, really, who gives a flying fuck? Everyone DVR’s everything now anyway.

They both have shitloads of money, I think life will go on no matter what happens to their shows.

by JohnQPhats on Jan 15, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Real good point Ang— Conan mentioned it on his show (the real problems of Haiti vs. the dust up on NBC).

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Jan 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, they have their own show on CNN

by Nut on Jan 15, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah but earthquake victims aren’t as funny as Conan, and only slightly funnier than Leno.

Hahahaha

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 15, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but earthquake victims aren’t as funny as Conan, and only slightly funnier than Leno.

yeah, that was damn funny.

by Mike in OC on Jan 15, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

so sadly true haha

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Jan 15, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Life isn't going to lighten up on you

You have to laugh when you can, because there will be a whole bunch of situations where you can’t.

by Cool Dudes on Jan 15, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

thats why im a slave to boc

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 15, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My duck confit pic crossed a line. I’m sorry.

I’m also on Team Bob this morning, though. Wyshinski called him ancient today! No, no, Wysh. The proper terms are ‘august’ and ‘my TV grandpa’ and ‘venerable.’ Let him enjoy the Jersey Shore drunken backflips if he wants to.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 15, 2010 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Kings/Ducks...Conan/Jay

Is it just me or is there a striking similarity to the Kings and the Ducks and Conan and Jay? The Ducks, like Jay are lame assholes who win in spite of their lameness. And the Kings are the cool, lovable team that just can’t seem to get over the hump; kind of like Conan.

by KJKing on Jan 15, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Then I guess I can’t wait for the league to cancel the Kings.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 15, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Zucker=Gary Bettman?

Oh my God…

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 15, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Then we go to the KHL?

by Nut on Jan 15, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me

yup. it’s just you

by Mike in OC on Jan 15, 2010 1:17 PM PST reply actions  

The Ducks are Jimmy Fallon: annoying dorks that were inexplicably successful a few years ago.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 15, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Who is Craig Ferguson? The late night host that actually goes to Kings games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-gRcafuMw

by pj48 on Jan 15, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Craig Ferguson is terrible in every way and I can’t help but like it.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 15, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think shows get worse as their budget increases, like the Maple Leafs.

by pj48 on Jan 15, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh and also like Jay, The Ducks cheat to get where they are (Ryan’s cheap shot on Moeller)

by KJKing on Jan 15, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks for explaining that one — hardly a stretch at all.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 15, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

you could always become a Sharks fan and deal with people calling your team chokers

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Jan 15, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

HeeHee. Nothing better than i pissed off Duck fan. Don’t worry, you’ll pass us before the end of the season. Then you can get all smug again.

by KJKing on Jan 15, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The cheap shot wasn’t really cheating. Cheating would be the way the can’t win games without crashing into the opposing teams goalie.

by Nut on Jan 15, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What really gives me hope for world peace is that everybody here loves to make fun of Hayward and Perry as much as I do.

Now dwelling in Margaritaville

by Niesy on Jan 15, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, I kind of wish Hayward had done the game last night. The cognitive dissonance would have been hilarious.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 15, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

its beautiful isnt it?

"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 15, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

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