This is Bull
by RudyKelly on Jan 18, 2010 11:33 AM PST
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What the fuck, SBNation? I thought we were cool. In case you haven't noticed, apparently SBNation thinks that one Kings blogger just isn't good enough and has added 2 more. They can be read at Jewelsfromthecrown.com (what kind of name is that?) and they are vastly inferior to me. The two bloggers are Connie Kim and Quisp, who are a tiny Asian woman and a giant purple Kool-Aid Man, respectively. They'll be cramping my style 7 days a week and will be doing the post-game recaps and morning links, while I made them promise I could still do the gameday write-ups because it's the only thing I have left in my cold, empty existence.
This is bullshit. Now I know how Ron Burgundy felt.
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On the bright side you can always do the patented Champ Kind boob-brush on Connie.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
I was going to try that with Quisp, I think he’d be more receptive.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
I didn’t have any luck.
Blogging on hockey at fromtherink.com
by James Mirtle on Jan 18, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
i think i just had a fantasy
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
that is not surprising … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Jan 18, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOO!!!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Jan 18, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Man punt Baxter…
Blogging on hockey at fromtherink.com
by James Mirtle on Jan 18, 2010 11:49 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
thats how i roll!!
"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
Oh Goodness
Just reading the first posting on that site made me cringe. Anyone who cried when Darren Helm scored against the Kings obviously hasn’t been watching the Kings long enough. I refuse to be subjected to such commentary.
Her post made my anus clinch up…way too much sugar and spice..not nearly enough use of the word cunt or fuck.
Her post made my anus clinch up
i figure thats also what happens when a man walks into a sausage factory..its a reflex
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions
I won’t abandon you, RK
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 18, 2010 11:57 AM PST reply actions
Hilarious
Thanks for the welcome! Much appreciated!
by Connie Kim on Jan 18, 2010 12:01 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
BOC IS THE ONLY KINGS BLOG ON SBN! I’M STILL IN FULL ON DENIAL!
Space Weed Says (Insert Generic quote about blog here)
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 18, 2010 12:14 PM PST reply actions
no offensive language? no bigtory?
damn i dont think im gonna even bother to sign up for that
"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 12:18 PM PST reply actions
no offensive language?
I’m afraid, Spade. I’m very afraid…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 18, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
if she really wanted to go after me she would have said “no misspellings”!! lol
all jokes aside wish her the best…its a bitch to blog…
plus it looks like shes got a decent rack…and im a sucker for that……im glad i can say that here tee-hee
"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
can I get a "LONG LIVE BOC!!!…….LONG LIVE BOC!!!…….LONG LIVE BOC!!!…….LONG LIVE BOC!!!…….
"I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable."
Jim Morrison quote
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
woohoo…im not the only one…thanx for not letting me be the only guy clapping in the crowd lol!!
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
i just got here a couple of months ago and already feel this way
LONG LIVE BOC!!
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Jan 18, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
oh god
it’s probably going to be a positive thoughts only blog like a bunch of SB nation football blogs … or it may be like TrueBlueLA where everyone is serious and grumpy
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Jan 18, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
why is everyone so grumpy there?…i know we havent won a series since 88…but shit…i guess they take there que from good ole tonmmy…hes kinda grumpy too..i love him though
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 19, 2010 6:13 AM PST up reply actions
i have no idea actually. At ClipsNation everyone is pissed off, but I think we can all decipher as to why they are.
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Jan 19, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions
why is everyone so grumpy there?…
2 of the 3 mods there are pretty funny (Eric & David) and willing to put up my antics and shinnanigans. The 3rd is a “you damn kids! keep off my damn lawn during the gametime threads! go back home and play with your own Lite-Brite!” type. Also, it has recently had a large infestation of Sabremetric-loving, Depodesta-types from Dodger Thoughts©. And the other commentors are monosylabic cavemen drama queens from Silver Screen & Roll whose insights are basically limited to “Fuck Russell Martin” and “Kemp rulz.” I enjoy the witty reparte of Eric & David and some commentors, but it’s getting pretty bad over there again.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 19, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
Jewelsfromthecrown.com go there to find out
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 19, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Isn’t a mod the person who becomes outrageously rich & famous from all of the hits the website gets until in 3 years time we see the person sipping champagne and living cavear dreams with Robin Leach?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 19, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
The 3rd is a "you damn kids! keep off my damn lawn
haha thats funny
im super pissed the blue crew has been queit on the FA front..we need pitching badly….and lock up kemp already fuck
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 19, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
nevermind it’s a Kings blog huh? :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Jan 18, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
Time for a scotch diet!
Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure you guys still have a lock on all the rape and cancer humor.
Now dwelling in Margaritaville
scotch? i havent gotten into that liquor yet…were do u start? whats a good kind to get?
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
Well, that depends on whether you like ‘em with the smoky peat flavor or not. I had one on New Year’s that was like swallowing a campfire.
But the best advice is to try lots and lots and lots. And then some more. Plus, sing the song. “I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch.” It’s magic.
Now dwelling in Margaritaville
Does this still mean Mike Chen can be played by Bobby lee?
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 18, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
thats some funny shit right there
I like my goals like I like my booze….. Top shelf.
thats one of the best sigs ever..always wanted to tell u that
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
+1
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Jan 18, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
Someone told me it reminds me the saying " I like my women like I like my coffee'
To which my response was ’ ground up and in the freezer"?
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 18, 2010 4:09 PM PST reply actions
To which my response was ’ ground up and in the freezer"?
thats an earl-esque type response…..damn i think i know u too well
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 18, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
reminds *them
fushicololz.
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 18, 2010 4:09 PM PST reply actions
NOOOOOO!!!
What other website can Kings fans meet nice Ducks fans, go to a game together, then rub it in their face when we kick their ass (then talk about how I missed a guy giving the camera the finger when they flashed him on the screen)?
It feels a part of me has died =(
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
I feel like LA fans would appreciate this a bit more:
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 18, 2010 7:09 PM PST reply actions
So if Rudy is doing the gameday write-ups … where is his today about the most awesome Sharks?? :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Jan 19, 2010 9:54 AM PST reply actions
San Jose is at fault for the Hindenberg
FLAAAAYMMMMMES
hair metal scream
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions
WANNA MAKE OUT
I like my goals like I like my booze..... Top shelf.
by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Jan 25, 2010 12:16 AM PST reply actions
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