What the fuck, SBNation? I thought we were cool. In case you haven't noticed, apparently SBNation thinks that one Kings blogger just isn't good enough and has added 2 more. They can be read at Jewelsfromthecrown.com (what kind of name is that?) and they are vastly inferior to me. The two bloggers are Connie Kim and Quisp, who are a tiny Asian woman and a giant purple Kool-Aid Man, respectively. They'll be cramping my style 7 days a week and will be doing the post-game recaps and morning links, while I made them promise I could still do the gameday write-ups because it's the only thing I have left in my cold, empty existence.
This is bullshit. Now I know how Ron Burgundy felt.