Sharks, I Mean, BoC Gameday: This Will Make Rudy Mad (Updated)
(Update: Because I'm swamped at work today, I'm adding stuff to make this the BoC Gameday for tonight. Seems appropriate, right?)
Los Angeles Kings (24-15-3) at San Jose Sharks (27-8-7), 7:30 PST.
Edmonton Oilers (16-21-4) at San Jose Sharks (26-8-7), 7:00 PST -- Hockey Night In Canada tonight!
This post doesn't have a lot to do with the Sharks/Oilers involves both the Kings and Sharks, which is perfect for the game tonight, mostly because I'm short on time. However, I do know that there are a bunch of current and former LA Kings that Rudy just absolutely hates: Rob Blake, Ryan Smyth...oh, and Jeremy Roenick.
(Or as I believe Rudy usually says when I bring up JR, "Fuck Jeremy Roenick.")
Good ol' JR, you know that Sharks fans absolutely love him and Kings fans pretty much hate him. That's why I think it's funnier than hell that JR is now going to be a regular video blogger on LAKings.com. Somehow, I think this happened more because of JR's friendship with Luc Robitaille than anything else.
Prepare to laugh at Rudy...and engage!
The King I'd Like On My Team: Drew Doughty, cause I've turned into a firm believer of the young whippersnapper and had him pegged for Team Canada while the "experts" looked at the trio of frowny faces from Calgary.
The Oiler I'd Like On My Team: Um...uh...how about Mark Messier circa 1989?
Prediction: Sharks 4, Kings 2. Rudy's head explodes as Rob Blake and Ryan Smyth appear on JR's video blog.
Prediction: Sharks 4, Oilers 1. Goals by non-Team Canada -- Joe Pavelski, Douglas Murray, Thomas Greiss, and Evgeni Nabokov. That's right, Nabby scores in the first period, then Greiss gives him a break in the the third by putting one in himself. Then all four guys skate over to the bench and flip off Marleau, Heatley, Thornton, and Boyle.
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okay I already think Rudy has given up on his Kings by his lack of posting, but now this JR news – yeah, that will send him over the edge. I love it!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Jan 2, 2010 1:29 PM PST reply actions
Well the Sharks are full up on retarded inveterate gas bags
Drew Remenda
"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King
by Buck Turgidson on Jan 2, 2010 3:17 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
WOOOO!!!! Love your game prediction!
I would laugh so hard if that actually happens.
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
i hope jeremy does he does more of this for the kings…muahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywzbCfqwFIM
the sex monster's labido might have ran out
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 3, 2010 9:01 AM PST reply actions
that’s cheating!!! :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Jan 4, 2010 11:46 AM PST reply actions
that’s cheating!!! :)
coming from a sharks fan?
the sex monster's labido might have ran out
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
what are you implying??
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Jan 4, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
elbows wasnt a cheater he was just an asshole…now we only have one asshole left…i dotn even have to say his name…i long for the days when we had many assholes
the sex monster's labido might have ran out
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
mike what did u do with earl and rudy…got them locked up in your basement?…who would come out of the basement alive? hmmmmm
the sex monster's labido might have ran out
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 2:15 PM PST reply actions
If Rudy and Sleek were locked up in my garage (no basement), my supply of Newcastle Brown Ale would disappear fast.
My money would be on Sleek, as he’d sing his choir voice until Rudy gave up.
Newcastle Brown Ales can be easily inserted into a singing man’s windpipe. Theoretically.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
i dunno you said hes gone down on a man before…so sticking things in his windpipe might not work…and hes not gonna pass out from drinking cuz hes half irish
u might need to go old school and break off the neck of the bottle and stab him a couple times
the sex monster's labido might have ran out
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
I would totally pay to see a Rudy vs. Sleek fight…in my garage…with a supply of broken Newcastle bottles available as weapons. I can leave my hockey sticks around as additional weapons too. Do I hear the start of the BoC Fight Club?
you already broke the first rule.u talked about boc fight club
the sex monster's labido might have ran out
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions

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