Kings Gameday: Dear Buffalo
by RudyKelly on Jan 21, 2010 5:50 AM PST
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Oh shit, rain! Run!!!
Dear Buffalo,
Hey buddy, how you doing? Hope things are going well up there! How's Niagra Falls, still... uh, falling? Anyway, I was just writing to catch up and see how you're doing. I see your boys the Sabres are doing pretty well, which is great for you guys. I sure do love that Ryan Miller, even if though he tried to kill me once. And that Tyler Myers kid is amazing for being so young, even though he's vastly, vastly inferior to Drew Doughty. (Seriously, vastly.) Really, things have been going great for you guys... wait, you hired Chan Gailey to coach the Bills? Oops.
Hope the weather's OK over there, things have been pretty terrible here. We have this crazy shit falling from the sky, it's called... let me look it up... rain? It's like the Niagra Falls but it falls everywhere. Seriously, people are losing their minds about it. People aren't going to work, roads are flooding, and they even shut down the entire Long Beach State campus because of flooding. I'm not positive but I think it's the greatest natural disaster of the past decade. So yeah, everyone's real worried here; I mean, the ground is slippy! How's the weather where you are?
Anyway, Buffalo, it was great catching up with you. Just writing this letter reminds me of all the good times we had, like the time we got drunk and toilet papered Raleigh-Durham's house, or the time we put flaming poo on Cleveland's doorstep... oh, or the time we gang raped Flagstaff. Good times. Write back soon!
Sincerely,
Los Angeles
P.S. If you could tell the Sabres to start Patrick Lalime tonight I would really appreciate it.
The Kings are boned. They can't score, their power play sucks, and their defense has been porous since Matt Greene went out. They need both Greene and Drewiske back. Their best hope? Terry Murray tells Raitis Ivanans that Ryan Miller destroys shoes like The Judge in Roger Rabbit and Ivanans becomes so enraged over the loss of food supply that he lops off Miller's head.
Prediction: Kings win, 3-2. I don't know, I hope they win.
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I sure do love that Ryan Miller, even if though he tried to kill me once.
classic
Ryan Miller destroys shoes like The Judge in Roger Rabbit and Ivanans becomes so enraged over the loss of food supply that he lops off Miller’s head
hell say.“hey rudy remember when i killed your brother…i talked just….like…..THHHHHHIIIIIIISSSS!!!!”
I wanted to do jessica rabbit anally…is that wrong?…i mean she had quite a caboose
Ill end up doing somthing stupid..just a matter of time.
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 21, 2010 6:16 AM PST reply actions
I think I’m going to have to institute some sort of no cursing policy. Or at least a “No Discussion about Fucking Cartoon Characters in the Ass” policy.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
al la jewels from the crown..you need to put that in the sign up description…the newbies signing up would have a “what the…?” going on in there head
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 21, 2010 6:55 AM PST up reply actions
Says the guy who reminisces about gang raping Flagstaff.
Not that Flagstaff wasn’t totally asking for it.
"Devin Setoguchi’s haircut has released the dragon." – Drew Remenda
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww
i retract….i retract!!!!!!
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 21, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions
add 3 patron shots to that 9 or 10..and theres a chance…oh gawwwd…ohhh..gawd
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 21, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Oh my…WHERE THE HELL DID ALL MY CHILDHOOD FANTASIES GO?!?!
Lighthouse Hockey: Under contract through 2021, knees and hips be damned.
Does she play hockey? I haven’t seen a face go from beautiful to horrifying that quickly since Steve Yzerman. Of course, Steve Yzerman is a man so he looks rustic and charming, not like something you’d stab through the heart with a crucifix.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Don’t know about hockey, but she was acrobatic — maybe there was an accident?
Yzerman was handsome enough that given the right amount of drinks I’d consider switching sides for a night. If I’m gonna explore, might as well get some stories out of it, maybe get to wear a Cup ring even.
Lighthouse Hockey: Under contract through 2021, knees and hips be damned.
i dont think there is any doubt about that
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!
GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:31 AM PST up reply actions
Fuck, is that Runkle’s boss from the last season Californication? Sounds like she smokes a pack a day now.
Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution
When did she turn into Louise "Nurse Ratched/Kai Winn" Fletcher?
Just sayin…
"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England
True. Back then she coulda romanced my stones
great line..i owe u a beer for that one…and IC for saving me with that pic he posted
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC!!!.......GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 21, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
Ahhh…childhood fantasy restored.
Lighthouse Hockey: Under contract through 2021, knees and hips be damned.
P.S. If you could tell the Sabres to start Patrick Lalime tonight I would really appreciate it.
And don’t yank him this time — let the guy work through it!
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I just hope that the Duck destroying Kings show up tonight, not the faggot Kings who got bitch slapped by the d-bag fish sticks….
by Booby_McNipples on Jan 21, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions
not the faggot Kings who got bitch slapped by the d-bag fish sticks….
your new..(to me anyways)…but i like u already…..“u can come over to my house and fuck my sister” (full metal jacket)…
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!
GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions
So Rudy...
In a thread about Jack Johnson over at HFBoards, someone posted a link to your rant about how much he sucks. Apparently this is what people who are unused to your style think of you:
“Unreasonable bias. Many angry speech makers have been able to sway the opinions of simple men though rhetoric – because facts can be manipulated. I stop reading when I hear dick and ****. Give me a break. That guy sounds like a little girl who got her heart broke. Hilarious, actually.”
“I had a hard time getting through the article too, but found the stats part pretty impressive (or not when it comes to Johnson). Showing that every center on the Kings has a better +/- w/o Johnson is pretty telling. That being said, I don’t know who’s blog that is, but I’d never read it again.”
if that doesnt grab you..dont know what will
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!
GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
Pinchi tortugas
Apparently, they didn’t take the time to scroll down into the comments and see Niesy’s picture of Captain James T Kirk holding an oversized clay dildo or the same captain manning the helm while wearing ballerina slippers. Lazy assed Douche-canoes. It’s their own fault that they don’t know what they’re missing…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 21, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
but I’d never read it again
bullshit…i guarantee..hes a frequent visitor now..
this is the kind of guy who accidentally got some gay porn sent to him in the mail..popped in the video…liked it…..and blogged how he hated..but ended up keeping the video and still watches it without telling anybody
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!
GO DUCKS!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions
Hello. Just got home myself, but found the Ducks down a goal in the third period, too. :(
http://www.battleofcali.com/
i so would've been here
trying not to swear on JFTC
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Jan 21, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
how did we win?
Just got back from the Nuggets Clippers game in Denver; which was devastating. Glad to see the Kings won to make the night much more bearable
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
It is articles like this...
that makes BoC my favorite non-Sabres hockey blog. Gentlemen of California, Buffalo salutes you!
"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England
Not sure if this is reported or official yet, but:
Alexei Kovalev, Alexander Frolov, Sergei Zubov and Nikolai Kulemin are going to the Olympic Games in Vancouver as substitutes for the Russian team.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
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