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Ducks Gameday -- Hittin' the Blooze

Anaheim Ducks (23-21-7, 11th in west) at St. Louis Blues (22-21-7, 13th in west), 5 pm
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It's a lazy Saturday and I don't feel like writing very much today.  However, I did get my act together to draw up a few player-nickname pictures for a few players that haven't received much Sleek-art attention -- namely Sheldon Brookbank, Dan Sexton (nickname rationalization here), and Matt Beleskey (thanks to Kent at M&G for the idea).  I've used these nicknames in the past -- now I just have 'em in graphic form.  Enjoy!

Brookbankmountain_medium

Registeredsexoffender_medium

Houndofbeleskeyville_medium

Prediction: I should be around for gametime; stop on by and hang out in the comments.  Ducks 3, Blues 2.  Goals, naturally, by the three profiled above.

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OMG! The hound of Beleskeyville…the picture couldn’t be any more perfect!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I like how the first and third worked out, though it’s an obnoxious time of year to search for Sherlock Holmes images. Not so sure on the necessity of the Sex Offender image, though — a mug shot’s just as effective.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 1:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

a mug shot’s just as effective

HAHA! totally!

The first one is just disturbing…Whitney…ugh.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Seconding the kudos on that HoB graphic. Thanks to Earl for wading through all the recent Robert Downey Jr. crap to find this gem.

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Jeepers, how’d you make that pass?”

“Elementary, my dear douchebag.”

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Getzlaf is the dumbest hockey player in the NHL, how is he Holmes? Niedermayer would have been more appropriate.

…Although, I guess Getzlaf would work as Holmes if Perry were Irene Adler.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Jan 23, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

True enough — Holmes does have that unfortunate “genius” label that don’t apply to either Getzlaf or Perry, but I had to pick one of them.

Niedermayer will just have to wait for his own “Adventures in Babysitting” adaptation.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Expected lines for tonight, courtesy of OC Register’s Ducks Blog. Jonas Hiller gets the nod in net.

Matt Beleskey – Ryan Getzlaf – Corey Perry
Bobby Ryan – Petteri Nokelainen – Dan Sexton
Todd Marchant – Kyle Chipchura – Troy Bodie
Evgeny Artyukhin – Ryan Carter – Mike Brown (the “ABC Line”)

Scott Niedermayer – James Wisniewski
Ryan Whitney – Steve Eminger
Nick Boynton – Sheldon Brookbank

So maybe it should’ve been Boynton in that Brookbank Mountain poster, but I don’t know if I could cast him in a romantic role.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

Carlyle knows that even a decisive #1 goalie needs days off, right? This is like Hiller’s 14th game in a row.

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Btw, missed the Kings game, so if Giguere played then, nevermind.

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiller started the game against the Ducks, but Giguere took over with 7:17 left after the Kings made it 3-0.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Jan 23, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in 07-08, I think Nabokov started something like 42 in a row for the Sharks before he got a night off. So he scoffs at 14.

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by mymclife on Jan 23, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and look how far the Sharks have gotten with that mentality.

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by brokenyard on Jan 24, 2010 2:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah…I think of the options, Whitney was unfortunately the way to go. Brookbank was covering Whitney’s ass when he came back into the lineup originally.

I suppose I could have come up with a better choice of words for all of that – but then, that’s what makes it all the more…um…fitting.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in Washington DC right now at the Caps vs Coyotes. Just wanted to stop by to say Go Ducks. P.S. There are maybe 5 people in this fucking arena not wearing Ovechkin jerseys. Me, my girlfriend, and my Dad being three of them.

by JohnQPhats on Jan 23, 2010 3:42 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

just wait until the start printing his name on the front of the jerseys…

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Washington Ovechkins + some other guys

Viva La La Vic's

by cmatthew35 on Jan 23, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to represent.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You have no idea. I’ve got a pic for you guys when I get home. =P

by JohnQPhats on Jan 23, 2010 7:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It just seems like we’re going for very weird or unlikely plays — not how I’d hope to bust a PP slump.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they still managed to put some decent pressure on. Baby steps? That first unit was on the ice for like a minute and a half.

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the second unit’s straightforwardness a bit better, though.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were working on it? It looked the same to me.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just stuff like Perry needing to barely get a stick on a puck in the neutral zone to make sure that Getzlaf isn’t passing straight to a St. Louis Blue — it worked out that time, barely, but why is that pass even happening?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously, what the fuck was that?

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The Ducks look good so far

just can’t get something into the back of the net yet.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah — for some people when they hit the post, you think “aw, how unlucky”, but when you see that it was Marchant, you think, “how lucky Marchant got that even near the net”. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So true

I’m sure even Marchant was pleasantly surprised

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ABC line — Always Back Checking.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

A Better Choice than Parros

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear Ducks, please clear the puck. Thanks.

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 5:37 PM PST reply actions  

Well, at least it’s still scoreless. C’mon, second period.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw that one coming. Very weak pressure anywhere on the ice on that Andy Mac goal.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

Well, Ducks getting a power play, it seems. It still gets me marginally excited.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

All I think on a PP now

is how are we going to give up a shorty?

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Will their goalie have to make a save this power play?

This time yeah, thanks to a crazy end boards bounce.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that one was a bit rough, but yeah.

Liked how Bodie upended the ref.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You know

it would be nice if our D-men could at least hit the crease on their point shots during the PP. That would help a lot.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

Whitney is as likely to do that as he is to keep the puck in the offensive zone

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear…I fucking love Corey Perry.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

I’m scared to contrast this power play with ours — they may want to score!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

scoring on the power play? thats madness!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They set up for shots with screens in front then shockingly take them.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have believed it unless I saw someone do it! Of course…that’s someone ELSE doing it

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Tacos!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, I doubt they’re running that promotion in St. Louis.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

I’d much rather have the opportunity to print some Oggi’s sticks!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t hold my breath on that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Another case of a goalie shutting out the Ducks half a game and me trying to scratch my head and think of any impressive saves he made. Sigh.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:19 PM PST reply actions  

After a few games of 5 goals

the scoring has certainly dried up over the last 90 minutes of hockey.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

I was just thinking that. :(

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d hope with so little offense and already trailing in the game that we’d show the hunger around the crease.

Nope. 2-0 Blues, on their second consecutive play crowding Hiller. Take notes, Ducks.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing Getzy Potter was just hanging around watching that all unfold.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

-2 apiece for Holmes and Watson.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Prediction:

We’ll finally turn it on, show some fire, draw within one goal, then give up an empty-netter to lose by two.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

Seen this one before?

I might be surprised if we score one this game — looking consistently a step behind, and Mason might have one good save in him this game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

This could be one long road trip.

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Koivu’s a possibility for Tuesday in Atlanta, so says my fantasy hockey update.

I wish we didn’t have to wait for the little guy to inject some effort, though. Lame.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately

I cannot argue with any of this.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems just like the game against San Jose… we’re constantly outnumbered.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know whether I should be bothered by B-Ry trying to score 1-against-5 there. I mean, he’s trying to score, but if this is how the effort gets manifested, I don’t see it ending well.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

And yet the power play somehow is one of the better units Hayward has ever seen. Fucking liar.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd period? eh.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously — may as well see if there’s an earlier flight to Atlanta.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a belated comment, but — love the posters! Brookback Mountain has a lot of soulful, touching angst.

I prefer my Kool-Aid spiked

by Niesy on Jan 23, 2010 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

Well, let’s see what these Ducks can do with the final 19:23 (after the power play expires, of course).

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone else find

the Blues’ choice of music interesting? It’s all super alternative/indie whereas Anaheim tends to be much more hard rock.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah I even hear Slipknot played occasionally at Honda, to my liking. I did notice St Louis had something peculiar about their music, too.

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This game is officially over

Our defense has completely broken down on every goal.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

The only thing that would make this decision any more final would be if St. Louis agreed to play the rest of the game a man down.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

And a -3 for the top line. OK, I’m probably taking off for drinking early tonight.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, I guess Getzlaf and Perry snuck off the ice fast enough to avoid the minus.

Still, awful. It is a -3 for Whitney and Eminger.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

A… g- g- g-oal?

Well, maybe I’ll stick around a little longer.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

Good to know when the net is completely vacant, we barely manage not to fail.

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably need to see a bigger sample size.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno…it’s pretty much going according to script, remember? We’re just down by one more goal…

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, for sure — still, Scotty now probably gets Hayward’s superstar of the game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF!

There’s gotta be a penalty for a guy raping Bobby there?

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

Or at least a team response. Did B-Ry’s teammates forget that they’re the Ducks and overreact to much less than that?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially when the dude slashes

B-Ry’s helmet off. I’ll take a roughing penalty as a response here.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They’d probably even it up, too — I’m not anticipating any huge comeback here anyways.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

c'mon sleek

you know that jersey number’s cursed. he’s got to fend for himself, and hope alexander korolyuk doesn’t throw back

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 23, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

the Ducks know they’re not leading 3-1 right?

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

Knowing and caring are distinctly different things

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

They assume that they’ve scored on every power play, based on Hayward’s comments.

Craziness, Hiller.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

…well I must say I expected a goal against there. Interesting.

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

Uh, hope?

B-Ry!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Such a nice play

Even if it just gets Oshie the game winner, it was pretty.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

ill take it!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

About freakin’ time! Bobby!

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

Of course they’re doing this to me. Setting me up for failure.

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

All this has happened before will happen again. So say we all.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

me too!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

MIRACLE!!!

BawooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(That was in honor of Beleskey in front of the net, though he probably didn’t score it).

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Completely alleged. Man, I keep falling for it!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

woooooooooo!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Oh man

the Blues fans booing the shit out of their team. Ouch.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

First time all year

pulling the goalie has worked right?

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

Could be — I thought they had pulled it off in the Dallas comeback but apparently Giguere was still in net. I’ll look it up later (probably tomorrow).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Game #4 of the season in Boston, Teemu Selanne scored a tying goal with 16 seconds left in regulation and Hiller on the bench.

But yeah, I think this is the first time since then (not counting stuff like delayed penalties).

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh

I was in Vegas for that game. Teemu won me a bet by scoring that goal and then scoring in the SO

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Though even I was surprised by that Eminger spin-o-rama. That’s a handy secret for late in a game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Whitney pissed me off this game too

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Jan 23, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

just THIS game?

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus hell on a horsestick

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:36 PM PST reply actions  

son of a whore

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Jan 23, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we should throw the Hound and the Offender out there for the SO! Why not? Sherlock and Watson have been terrible this season

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind Sex Offender — he likes open ice — but I’m less sure on Beleskey. At least not in a top-three.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, Andy Mac!

He couldn’t score in the shootout much for us, either.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

Coreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Beautiful.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

that was pretty!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

Finally finally finally! 7th time’s the charm?

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

Yup — got caught there.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

woooooooooooo!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah! Watson and Holmes@!@2

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Sherlock almost makes it a sure lock.

(Groan).

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Getz and Perry

apparently sick of getting shit from everyone about SO.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

C’mon B-Ry…

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon Sex Offender…

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

UGH! Here we go again. C’mon Hlller!

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Christ

They keep waiting on Jonas

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

Crap — to extra innings we go. Need a big save, Jonas.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

If we lose

Women, run away from Bob Murray

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

And barstools everywhere beware.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

come on sex monster!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

Belesky? I miss Teemu.

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

Who’s next? Artyukhin?

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Giguere’s up soon

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by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Jan 23, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hahhahahahaha!~!!!!!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Carlyle — that was supposed to be a joke.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Could be the captain’s turn next.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

we ran out after the 3rd guy!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

THE WIZARD!!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK! LMAO!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

He looked great on that shot too

Second time this year we’ve overcome a 3-goal deficit. Nice.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe that! HILARIOUS!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This whole game has been one huge elaborate prank, but thankfully I fell for it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yea, call me a sucker, I’ll take it any time!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously

they deserve to win in San Jose and lose. They deserve to lose tonight and win.

by PhantomPretender on Jan 23, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Now my night’s drinking will have a whole different flavor — the sweet taste of unearned victory!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes, HD doesn’t do Bobby – or an orange Ahlers – any justice!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, or maybe too much justice? At least in the case of Ahlers?

I can’t tell, GCL cuts off right after the game’s over.

by g r a c e on Jan 23, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

right! hahaha!!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahlers

alhers on my shit list for “look out. cook out”

unless he cures cancer or somthing hell forever stay on that list

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

$10 to $11 for Kovalchuk, damn.

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 7:56 PM PST reply actions  

I love the win………but man we suck at shootouts.
Thanks for blowing it Blues. hahahahahaha

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Jan 23, 2010 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

Now when it comes to superstitions, I’m sort of the anti-Mike-Chen, but it is worth noting that after the Ducks went down 3-0 in tonight’s game I did go change out of the HEIL HILLER shirt to more drinking-appropriate attire. Now I have to decide if I’m ever wearing that classic shirt again — damn you, superstitions!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 23, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

So…. Sleek strips = Ducks win

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 23, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, forget what I said below…this is better!

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

if it makes you feel any better…I did ZERO of my superstitions today (sorry hockey gods).

However, I did go get dinner between the 2nd and 3rd period and started watching on a different TV if that counts as “mixing it up”

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

State rape time

The Sabers were 9-0-1 against the west before they came to CA.

They’re now 9-2-2.

Good job CA.

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by Evilducks on Jan 23, 2010 10:41 PM PST reply actions  

You know, I would have gladly passed on the state rape and let them beat the Kings.

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by SK eleven on Jan 23, 2010 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we haven’t had a state rape in so long. I think we’re long overdue

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by Kevin Y on Jan 24, 2010 7:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The Sabres were 9-0-1 against the west before they came to CA.

They’re now 9-2-2.

Good enough reason for me, though I already drew this one a while ago — New York’s a bit of a tricky state with its similar tri-team format.

Jan. 19 – Ducks 5, Sabres 4
Jan. 21 – Kings 4, Sabres 3 (SO)
Jan. 23 – Sharks 5, Sabres 2
Battle of California 13, Sabres 9

“Thank you, come again.”

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 24, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

"Thank you, come again."

im imagining this with an “aboo” accent (i dont know how to spell his name)

hahahahahahahahahahaha…i cant stop luaghing serriously

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 24, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It was totally Apu — nice reading.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 24, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Incidentally, I was looking through some blog statistics recently, and noticed we were getting a bit of traffic from something called tvtropes.org, which is some sort of wikipedia or something.

At any rate, I went searching around their site and found a link in their section “Rape As Comedy” — if you click on this link, then click on the “Unfiled Examples”, you can find BoC listed among today’s cultural influences — at least the ones that take a lighter approach to the topic of rape:

The Battle of California blog had a cartoon involving state-to-state rape.

Huzzah!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 24, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny that a joke involving rape has become so universally loved.

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by brokenyard on Jan 24, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s barely even rape if people like it, really.

I’ll be joining you in hell shortly.

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by brokenyard on Jan 24, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I know — seeing that list, State Rape doesn’t seem edgy at all. Maybe if it was about raping a corpse of a state…

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 24, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Corpse of a Province… I think Alberta is starting to stink.

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by Evilducks on Jan 25, 2010 12:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if we played and beat the Haitian national team.

See? Now that’s offensive.

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by brokenyard on Jan 25, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, TV Tropes. I’m actually quoted in their page about Real Person Fiction. California hockey is slowly taking over the pop culture world! Haha.

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by mymclife on Jan 24, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

Thanks Sleek.

Hasn’t been enough of this this year.

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by Evilducks on Jan 25, 2010 12:10 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 6:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh-oh. This looks real and, I won’t lie, exciting.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 24, 2010 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

I approve

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by Evilducks on Jan 25, 2010 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, you have no idea how encouraging that preview is for me — a plane gets hit with two missiles and nobody dies (maybe)? Hell yes.

Now I just need to see how Liam Neeson looks in his “Mr. Lee” costume and how the new B.A. Baracus looks with fluorescent pink socks over his overalls. Plus: Not nearly enough gold!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 25, 2010 7:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I was sold

When the parachuting tank hatch pops open and murdoc gets on the the gun and shoots down the attacking plane.

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by Evilducks on Jan 25, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

200

This ones for grace.

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Jan 24, 2010 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

Hahaha, thanks, man!

by g r a c e on Jan 25, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not crazy if you’re not the only one, right? (Er, wait a sec…)

by g r a c e on Jan 25, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

whats this about anyways?

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Grace goes particularly crazy when a thread sits idly at 199 comments.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 25, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

duh…i rememeber now..grace rocks

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh, not sure how this shows me in any positive light, but I’ll take it! Thanks. :)

by g r a c e on Jan 25, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

the fact your nuerotic about it adds to enjoyment of this great blog…i like the fact the insane ward of Boc is growing everyday…..thats a compliment if u can belive it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that yesterday too…and then I couldn’t remember if it bothered you that it sat at 199 or at 200 and I didn’t want to open that can of worms! :)

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by SK eleven on Jan 25, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey! I caught that “particularly”! And see, it’s not just me. Or maybe it is, and tu madre just felt sorry for me.

Now nobody is going to believe me when I say that I didn’t even notice that this thread was sitting at 199 (before tu madre posted).

by g r a c e on Jan 25, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

dont drag me into this. your crazy! hahaha

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by tu madre on Jan 25, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

One out of four people are clinically crazy. Take a look at your three best friends, if they’re fine, then it must be you.

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by tu madre on Jan 25, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

i dunno i got a buddy as loco as me..he worse though hes a big time conspiracy therorist…

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a buddy like that too. I find myself shaking my head and telling him to shut up quite often.
 NO THE WORLD IS NOT ENDIND IN 2012.

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by tu madre on Jan 25, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

hell argue to no end…its a waste of time to even engage him…but damn hes the coolest to party with..

my other best friend is also a weirdo..right now hes lost in the space time continumum or whatver thats called..hes like a comet only comes around every so often…hell drop a nugget like “a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop” then gets lost for months…u can never get a hold of him..he only contacts you…that guy is a phsyco..one time we couldnt get into an apartment complex that had one of those metal rolling gates…he gets out of the car…runs and jumpkicks the gate..the gate comdically swayed back and forth when he kicked it…the manager comes out and screams at him…it was one of the funniset things i ever saw..especally the way the gate flopped around

as far as the other friend “the conspirist)..he likes to yell at pedestrians and bicylist as he drives by..(yea hes that asshole)…once he yelled at a bicyclist…a block later we pull into a starbucks drive thru..and the bicyclist rides by and sees us…he gives my bud the bird and yells somthing..”mike my bud" yells out what?..and jumps out his truck…leaps like a hurdler in the olmpics over a couplce bushes and runs straight for the guy…the guy without saying anything…scurries off..after getting an frappacino…we harass the guy..he tried to hide behind a column..then tries to act like hes calling the police..etc..it was hilarious…

i love my friends

so out of my 3 best friends two are nutjobs only one is sane…so i got your math in reverese….i know your all thinkin this might explain a couple things

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

he likes to yell at pedestrians and bicylist as he drives by..(yea hes that asshole)…

try this one. its funny and harmless. yell to pedestrians " Hey you dropped something", they’ll look around like idiots and you get to point and laugh.

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by tu madre on Jan 25, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

word to the wise..dont be a pedastrian if you can help it..ive also been on a late nite water balloon throwing spree….i think i after that i realized i was going to hell and there was no turning back…i wont go into the details but to say was probally one of my more darker hours

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

haha when I was 16 my buddy’s mom gave us a bunch of stale rolls. we drove around throwing them at pedestrians. We came up to a red light and were in the left hand turning lane. there was a car next to us with the window down ( i was sitting shotgun). I hucked the rock hard roll at him and hit him square in the face. He chaced us down (my buddy who was driving paniced and almost crashed his car into a house)and he caught us. He was raging pissed and took down the license plate number. He pressed charges. I awoke to my mom yelling “why the hell are the cops here son?”
That was my first trip to court. You woulda thought I would learn, but it turns out I was kind of a dumbshit adolescent. I still owe the state of california 8, 000 and am on informal probation for 3 years (not for the roll incident). funny story turned sad and depressing, why did I write this.

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by tu madre on Jan 25, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

one word…“therapy”…

and to warn others not to…all jokes aside…was pretty stupid on our parts

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

one word…"therapy"…

spade telling me I need therapy. the hell?lol

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by tu madre on Jan 25, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

that is pretty comical … :)

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by ang6666 on Jan 26, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i meant its “self-therapy”…theraputic to talk about it..get it off your chest…but if u know a friend and can get a cheap deal on a shrink..it wouldnt hurt hahaha

just playing…im dying no new ducks post..sleek is killing me softly here

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

im dying no new ducks post..sleek is killing me softly here

Tada!

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 26, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t it you who posted our family “roles” here on BOC?

I think we know where you fall on that list! LOL!

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by SK eleven on Jan 25, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

the bad seed?

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by tu madre on Jan 25, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember that post … repost someone .. pretty pls!

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by ang6666 on Jan 26, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it wasn’t a real post or anything, but I think you can start reading here for the general gist.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 26, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

according to tu madre…hard to argue though

ok. so far the BoC family is:

Grandpa is Sleek.
Grandma is Sk.
Red Headed Step child is Ang.
Black sheep is Spade.
Drunk asshole is Rudy
Hot cousin is Grace.

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

lets add chen:

chen is older brother whos moves out the house and makes somthing of himself..(cuz he went to from the rink)

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy fucking shit.

By sheer technicality, the Ducks are no longer last in the Pacific Division.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 24, 2010 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

gotta celebrate the little things huh? :)

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by ang6666 on Jan 24, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it just feels weird — I think we’ve been in last place since about day three of the season. Day four, maybe?

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 24, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

si rumors says ducks are shopping nieds again…i find this hard to belive? or….heres a real crazy though earl…..i hear phanuef is being shopped…flames looking to get rid of his big and lon contract? u think there is a possibility there?…trade nieds to get Phanuef? u would have phanuef to replace the “probally” retiring nieds?…its far fetched..but who knows…or could be a singn they want souray..i dunno just a though..not that either of those 2 are better than neidemeyer..but thinking next year

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:46 AM PST reply actions  

not sure getz would like phauneuf on his team..arent they mortal enimies?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I hate Phaneuf — I wouldn’t pull that deal.

Basically, my thought is this: I think I would trade Niedermayer to whichever team was willing to take J.S. Giguere along with him. Other than that (which is ridiculous — that’s two $6M players), I think Scotty stays. Especially after all the hoopla about how he’s never going to be traded.

And never go to SI to read about hockey.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 25, 2010 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially after all the hoopla about how he’s never going to be traded.

yea id be shocked..after what murray had to say…but who knows…i didnt expect him to throw bar stools either…

jiggy is stuck here…teams would rather go with a cheaper alternative like biron or somone like that

And never go to SI to read about hockey.

aye aye captian

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 25, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think we can afford to be Pronger-cursed and Nieder-cursed, it’s bad enough as is. But if it had to happen, let’s go for Stamkos, just to be dicks.

Anaheim Ducts

by brokenyard on Jan 25, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure there’s any evidence of a Nieder-curse. Seems NJ hasn’t missed any postseasons post-Scotty.

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by Earl Sleek on Jan 25, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, I hate Phaneuf — I wouldn’t pull that deal.

diddo on that. Can’t stand that guy.

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by SK eleven on Jan 25, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

There was a similar post on Anaheim Calling about this a week or two ago, and my reaction was the same. Getzlaf already has temper issues. Can you imagine if he had to play with an archnemesis? Penalties. In the offensive zone. For slashing his own Dman.

Hahaha, make it happen, Barstool Bob!

by g r a c e on Jan 25, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

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