Ducks Gameday -- Space Logo Battle
by Earl Sleek on Jan 26, 2010 12:30 PM PST
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PrintAnaheim Ducks (24-21-7, t-10th in west) at Atlanta Thrashers (22-21-8, t-12th in east), 4 pm
Anaheim Calling for quacking, Bird Watchers Anonymous for whatever-sound-a-thrasher-makes.
I don't know if I can call today's art escapade as "successful", but I started with two logos:
And ended up with this nostalgic Ducks-Thrashers Galaga scene:
Please insert 50 cents to keep reading.
Despite the east/west nature of tonight's Ducks/Thrashers game, it's two fairly important standings points at stake. Both teams sit three points outside of their respective eighth seeds with some obstacle teams in the way. On one level, it seems that the teams are on different paths -- the Thrashers have won only 4 of their last 18 games and the Ducks have won 8 of 10 -- but I wouldn't get too confident; the Ducks have benefited from plenty of luck lately; probably the opposite is true in Atlanta.
It seems that I should have a load to say on the idea of trading for Ilya Kovalchuk, but I don't -- most of me hopes that Anaheim doesn't even pretend an offer for the expensive Russian, but I suppose if enough next-year money went back the other way (Giguere or Lupul), I could get sold on the idea. I suppose Atlanta once did Anaheim a "favor" by taking Schneidermayer's salary off our books at the zero hour in exchange for two games of Ken Klee, but I don't know if anybody outside of Phoenix is happy how that all turned out.
To help think through all the trade talk, Kovalchuk or otherwise, here's a chart I put together of what Anaheim's looking at salary-wise going into next season. As always, I separated "Cash" salaries from "Cap" calculations -- for the Ducks I think the "Cash" is much more relevant. And yes, it is nice to finally make one of these charts without the name "Todd Bertuzzi Buyout" on it (thanks again, Burke!).
Anaheim Ducks 2010-11 Salaries
Click image to enlarge. All numbers taken from CapGeek.com.
What's encouraging is that there's loads of cheap players -- six forwards will be making less than Marchant, and all of them are already cogs in what's turned out to be a pretty useful bottom-six (or better -- Sexton and Beleskey have been useful top-sixers for parts of this season too). The defense is of course thin but affordable, and most of Anaheim's main offseason storylines will probably be found in the orange-shaded RFAs, decisions by Niedermayer/Selanne/Koivu, or if we're really lucky, with a guy named Giguere.
It's a complicated summer already without trying to outbid the NHL and the KHL for Kovalchuk's services -- if I'm Anaheim's GM I think priority #1 would be figuring out how much the orange-shaded players cost, then work backwards from there. But I dunno -- do any Ducks fans think we should make an attempt at Kovalchuk? He at least would have to help out Anaheim's woeful power play (5 for 55 over the last 17 games).
Prediction: I should be around for comments this afternoon; stop on by. Ducks 4, Thrashers 3. Goals by Chipchura, Ryan, Beleskey, and KOIVU!
Go Ducks.
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Wow Sleek, you’re officially running out of ideas for cartoons. And do the Thrashers even use that logo anymore?
However, that one’s pretty good. And nostalgic.
Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.
Oh, and my official excuse? Since watching the A-Team trailer the other day, I got on a A-Team rerun kick — I’ve probably watched ten episodes from Season Two within the last three days. And yes, I totally love it when a plan comes together.
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looks awesome
only casting choice i’m not sure about is the District 9 guy as Murdock. But Murdock was my favorite character so I’m totally biased.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 26, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
I’ve always been less worried about casting Murdock and Hannibal — seems there’s lots of ways to get those guys right.
My casting concerns have always been with B.A. and Faceman — not entirely sure yet on the short preview, but I’ve seen nothing that outrages me yet. I’ll save outrage for June 11, then, at first sight of blood. :)
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I think Bradley Cooper works as faceman…not so sure about Rampage as BA, but I guess it could work. The A-Team freaking rules, though. So as long as they have ridiculously improbably scenarios and tons of explosions that don’t ever actually kill anyone, I’ll be satisfied!
Sometimes the impossible can become possible if you're AWESOME!
by ZeroIndulgence on Jan 26, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
The line that might make or break the movie for me is B.A.‘s, right after Hannibal explains what they’re trying to build out of Faceman’s scavenged junk.
“Aw, Hannibal.”
But my list is long — I also need to see how the Bradley Cooper Faceman looks jumping on a villain from an elevated position.
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Really? I’ve always felt Murdock was tough because he’s written so off the wall. Seems easy to mess up. I figured the key to B.A. is just to be a badass and resist the hammy Mr. T impression at all costs. I’ve gotta start a rerun marathon of my own.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 26, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
so no “pity da foo”
damn my intrest level dropped a notch
I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting A-Team fact (well, I think it’s a fact): Mr. T never said “pity the fool” in A-Team. That catchphrase caught on outside of Hannibal’s command.
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i pity myself for thinkng that was so
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
Well, it’s tough acting, for sure, but in terms of casting, I think lots of guys could go for “certifiably crazy”.
B.A., though? Man, you have to have the sneer, the muscle, the gold, the love of children, the hatred of flying, the shyness towards women, and an ability to throw large people over your head. And an ability to interact with any of the team members.
Really, I’d re-cast Mr. T, if he’d do it.
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i want to hire mr t to motivate my dawg..i think he would be good int hat capacity
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
the gold
haha, I was just having a discussion with Daniel about how it’s tougher to pull off the yellow gold these days. Old Asian dudes and old black dudes still do it, so I’m in the clear, but it’s tough. Every time I see a Finnish player’s chain peaking up through his jersey, I shake my head. I know Selanne wears a few, and when Jokinen scored on us, yeesh, his chain is horrendous. I wonder what Koivu’s working with.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 26, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
i loved the cartoon….the “Please insert 50 cents to keep reading.” was deciding factor without it..though then a debate could have opened up
the whole coloring of the logos is cool too
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Well, feel free to leave what you would have drawn in the comments or fanposts.
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Haha well…… I’m probably not the best choice to find options.
Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.
Hey, at least I broke the mold of “webbed foot kicking out of x’s stomach” — I thought it was a brave choice.
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I don’t see how you can go wrong with classic video game references. Maybe just add a catured ship to the top, since that’s the first thing anyone does playing Galaga.
your right ..you never go wrong with old game refrences..
im waiting for you to incorporate caryle into donkey kong
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
This trade dealine is going to be very interesting, or maybe not. We cant even figure out if we are buyers or sellers, and the closer we get to the dealine, the more confusing it gets on wheather I hope we are sellers or buyers.
The only player for sure whos future does not depend on the buyer or seller status is Jiggy. First club that does not make us throw in an expensive asset to send him away gets him I think.
Well, even that’s complicated — Giguere will probably say no to a trade for pride’s sake.
I’d guess he probably stays, and in fact, I think this whole deadline is going to be pretty underwhelming. We’ll see, though — I was surprised by how active Barstool Bob was last deadline — he maybe made as many deals as the rest of the west combined.
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Giguere will probably say no to a trade for pride’s sake.
i dunno he was quoted in the OC register as saying he doesnt want to be a backup…i dont think the no trade clause would be the problem…its getting someone to take on his salary next year more than anything
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, he wants to be the starter.
I bet he would accept a trade to Edmonton if he could be the #1….
Whoa, i just re-read that, nevermind…I got a little carried away there.
unless someone is stupid enough to take whitney-jiggy-lupul off our hands..(and they wont)…i expect a quiet trade deadline for the duckos..of course they should try to get some Vetran D help if they can..but they wont..i got this feeling
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, I should have noted also that we do carry two first round picks the next two seasons — that’s some currency if we were buying talent, but I’m not sure that’s even in the cards. It’d have to be a blueliner for me to get interested in moving one of those picks, though.
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why isnt souray more in play?…i keep hearing hes kids are in cali..
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
sounds like a job for me and tu madre…since were heading to hell anyways
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
According to Eklund’s rumor chart (which you have to pay for membership to view; $20 a year I think), the Ducks have a 20% chance of acquiring Souray.
(I have spent the $20, so I can see all the numbers for everybody on the list. Since it’s a way that hockeybuzz.com makes money, I’m pretty sure it’d be illegal to relay the numbers to everybody else here)
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Does that put us at the top of the Souray hypothetical sweepstakes? or is there teams with more than 20% chance?
Overall, I’m kind of iffy on a Souray acquisition, but if Joffrey Lupul were in the return package, I’d be 100% behind it.
Not necessarily because I’m upset with Lupul, really — it’d be so hilarious to read Oiler bloggers re-bitch about him.
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What would it take the Ducks to get BOTH Souray and Lupul?
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kev as the great ron burgandy says"
“why dont you take the next play off”..
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Haha forgot… the Ducks already have Lupul. I’m thinking of Penner… again. Always get those guys mixed up.
I fail.
Sorry, when you said “return package” I thought you were talking about in a package with Souray.
Can we just delete these comments?
Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.
Can we just delete these comments?
ive been trying for 2 years now…my prayers have yet to be answered
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
Can we just delete these comments?
I assume they’ll delete when I figure out how to ban you.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
u have wounded me rudy…so deep..so deep put my butt to sleep
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Kovalchuk percentages:
Kings 30%
Blackhawks 25%
Canucks 15%
Canadiens 15%
Thrashers 5%
Bruins 5%
Leafs 5%
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You spend $20 on Hockeybuzz??
I need to direct you to www.hockeybuzzhogwash.com
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Well, it was half of the $40 I earned when the Saints beat the Vikings. And really, the Vikings should’ve won that game, so I feel a bit better about that.
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yea vikings choked that one away…the superbowl is gonna end up boring..saints gonna get steamrolled…ho hum…good thing I got the ducks to cheer me….errrrr…..fuck
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 28, 2010 6:22 AM PST up reply actions
You could have made better use of the money
by flushing it down the toilet.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Yeah, but then again I never expected Pahlsson and Kunitz to leave last year, so I’m expecting at least one person I admire to leave.
Anaheim Ducts
dont say that damn you!!! lol!!!
u just fucked up the great sleep ive been getting lately!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
And that’s the one thing we can hope for, though — last trade deadline everything Barstool Bob did turned to gold by postseason.
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i like your thinking way better…thanx..i can sleep well again
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
unless someone is stupid enough to take whitney-jiggy-lupul off our hands..(and they wont)…i expect a quiet trade deadline for the duckos..of course they should try to get some Vetran D help if they can..but they wont..i got this feeling
Whitney’s cap hit is fucking ugly. Especially because he averages roughly 3-5 “Fucking Whitney”s a game from me. I absolutely agree with you that we need a veteran D man to level things out. I really wish the Souray deal could somehow work itself out. Sigh….. Fucking Whitney.
See, I’m still OK with Whitney — if I could just drop salaries from that spreadsheet, I’d drop Giguere first, Lupul second, then Whitney third — I still think there’s some upside that gets overlooked.
And besides, looking around the league, defensemen are well-paid; I think Whitney’s deal is on par with other overpaid d-men, and I’m okay paying market for him.
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oh, yea…in terms of cap hits, I’d drop Giguere first too.
But I still can’t stand Whitney.
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whitney is decent as a 5th d man..he just shouldnt be 2 or 3
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
See, I’m still OK with Whitney — if I could just drop salaries from that spreadsheet, I’d drop Giguere first, Lupul second, then Whitney third — I still think there’s some upside that gets overlooked.
I still have faith that his shot will some day hit the net and prove useful. But every time I utter one of those “Fucking Whitney’s” a small peice of that faith dies. I can’t help but feel bad for Jiggy. But I’m on board with that. Lupul, yeah, that really sucks that we are paying him to recover.
ohh do they still have nicholas haviled? how bout we get him lol
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:33 PM PST reply actions
damn straight gina
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
when I saw the space logos title and the top of the cartoon, i was hoping for an augmented screenshot from Stinger. I love Galaga, but Stinger had the better bosses. I mean, watching the logos fight a giant anthropomorphic watermelon that shoots seeds at you? Priceless.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 26, 2010 1:41 PM PST reply actions
I'll never look at the Thrashers logo the same again
Thanks for that, Sleek. (In truth, I’ve tried to avoid ever looking at it the way I try to avoid wearing ties, but still.)
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the corporate noose!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
Any options for the game online other than atdhe.net? It’s not working for me for some reason and I’m stuck at work til 530.
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Well, Rudy said this for the Maple Leafs post, but I don’t know shit.
Tonight’s game is free thanks to a free preview of NHL Gamecenter so check that out.
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I hate talking about attendance in any arena, but this place is empty. Like playing hockey in the vacuum of space.
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I think I once heard that Atlanta actually does have horrid traffic, but that might have been in a dream.
Poor Thrashers — still, it sort of makes me nostalgic for back when the Pond was half-empty. Man, I had tons of leg room back then!
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still, it sort of makes me nostalgic for back when the Pond was half-empty. Man, I had tons of leg room back then
also explains the lack of stick fighting in the stands back then…the stick woul hit an empty seat most the time lol
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 26, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
The configuration of the Atlanta freeway system is probably the worst in the nation. I’d think that would cause tuesday traffic
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Jan 26, 2010 4:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Yeah but it also makes you think where Atlanta could be in 5 – 10 years if things go well. Kovalchuk could be their Kariya, if he sticks around long enough.
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Weird fight between Thorburn and Mike Brown. Twice Thorburn delayed punching so he could pull the off-balance Brown back on his feet. Kind of silly, but he did get his punches in eventually.
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Ducks going on the power play. Getzlaf shocks North America by drawing a call.
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LOL, I’m just listening to the stream online and Carroll says…
Getzlaf has the puck, penalty on the play…
I ASSUMED it was ON Getzlaf! TOO FUNNY!
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Also, I just wanted to mention that I’m a little bummed that RC started Hiller tonight. I’d have preferred to have him fresh tomorrow night against Washington…but whatever.
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Eh, we’ll see how we feel tomorrow — I don’t mind going for two points tonight.
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a win is a win, but I would have the better half of our two goalies start against the better team (Washington).
I’m not sure that we won’t see Hiller tomorrow — he’s done the last two b2bs, I think.
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Oh I expect we’ll see Hiller tomorrow, I just figured that tonight would have been a good time to give him some rest.
I figured his being extra sharp tomorrow would be nice.
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Well, Washington is playing right now, too, so we’ll see.
I dunno — I’d rather go for easy points than tougher points, though — I have no problem with Hiller today and hoping for a Giguere miracle tomorrow, if that’s the gameplan.
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Sorry if this is considered “spamming”, but does anyone have a decent link for a feed of this game? This is what sucks about being outside of California- relying on the Internet for my Ducks games!
Nah, it’s not spamming, but it isn’t my specialty, either. See SK’s note — I think it’s through NHL.com.
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How come the Ducks’ game thread posts always have more comments? Then again, there’s is actually being televised by the team…
Hey Sleek, why don’t you have one of those game line score deals at the top of the page?
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Scary statistic I just looked up: in their last six 2nd periods, the Ducks have been outscored a total of 15 to 1. Gulp!
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yikes!
hmmmmmmmmmm, hopefully tonight the shitty 2nd period trend ends?
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Well, it can go one of two ways: either the trend will end (which won’t be surprising at all, since you expect trends to end) or it will continue (which won’t be surprising either, since trends “trend” to continue).
So either way, you’ll be happy with the outcome :)
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FSW Poll
: Scotty Neidermayer
: Bobby Ryan
: Ryan Getzlaf
: Correy Perry
: Jonas Hiller
HBHAHBA
Anaheim Ducts
WOO-HOO!!!!
This last five minutes was pretty good. A Kings goal, followed by the Thrashers goal shortly thereafter.
I’m really thankful my calculus professor cancelled class today… although I think most of that happiness comes from the class being cancelled, not being able to watch these games.
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More people would see it if I posted here :)
SBNation is making me feel disgraced to be a Kings fan.
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Another “alleged comeback” by the Ducks — been about five minutes since the Thrashers pulled ahead; since then the Ducks haven’t taken a shot.
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RC reinserts B-Ry on the top line to try to spark something — they do get some chances.
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Followed by three pretty tame shifts from the other lines, though — Sexton and Koivu still look quick.
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Just had to wait for the next top-line shift. Perry farts while Eminger pokes it in! Huzzah!
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Wow, I gotta think that when Hedberg knocked Beleskey over, he was saying, “Give that to Corey for me.”
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Well, another power play that is a waste of everyone’s time — watch that guy coming out of the box!
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Saw this today, which is somewhat hopeful. From @AnaheimDucks on Twitter:
http://twitpic.com/zx0am – Teemu Selanne is firing pucks as hard as ever, according to this picture shot today at Anaheim ICE.
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" is this goal regulation size, or what?!"
he is out with a jaw injury. I dont know how much that affects the power of your slapshot?
es muy caliente.
Getzlaf needs to start attempting some passes that aren’t directly through three Thrashers.
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Well, so much for that last minute. Kind of crappy call, but the Ducks needed to play much better tonight than they did.
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im so depressed…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 27, 2010 6:10 AM PST reply actions
im so depressed…
Welp, here’s the cheer up video. It’s kind of wrong and offensive.
So, it’s a really good one today:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bdeab2ddcc/aids-we-did-it
thanx for the effort…videos blocked here at work….doooh
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 27, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
thanx for the effort…videos blocked here at work….doooh
Joke:
A man goes to the hospital after his wife has been in a serious accident. The doctor comes out and takes the man in to his office. They both sit down and the doctor says
“You’re wife has sustained a serious head injury and has suffered severe brain damage. I’m afraid that she’s no longer going to be able to take care of herself. From this point on, she’s going to need 24 hour care from you. She’s lost all control of bodily functions, so you’re going to have to feed her and change her diapers and bath her and be ready to assist her with even the smallest tasks.”
The man starts crying
“O my God! That’s horrible!”
The doctor replies
“I’m just fucking with you, she’s dead.”
by JohnQPhats on Jan 27, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Ooooh! Joke time! I never have any, but my boss told us this one the other day…
A mans girlfriend comes home and starts packing her things…
“What are you doing?”
“I’m moving out!!” she says, “I heard you were a pedophile!”
He responds…
“Wow, thats a really big word for an 8 year old.”
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i think u joined the hell bandwagon with me and tu madre…WELCOME ABOARD!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 27, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
hehe…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 27, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
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