Fiddler Paid...Can we start this new year over? Art of Spade-i-cide

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 6:47 AM PST

Well the Fiddler was Paid on saturday about 10:45 am (I didnt pay actual money the asshole happily gave it to me for free..my text one though was only 20 bucks plus tip)...He reminded me that we did discuss it had to be on the arm...so sorry ladies of the Boc I wasnt able to get it on my ass as you all hoped..but maybe ill take an ass pic for shits and giggles later..or ill get "big" on one butt cheek...and sexy on the other" if sexton ever pans out.....he tried to make me pay 200 to not get the tatto..but im a broke bitch plus i pay my bets. I figured its a good reminder not to make bets with a tattoo artist...(typing this i realizes i mispelled tattoo..owell...typical spade)...so i was able to jew him and get him to agree to put it on my leg

this is a great photo for today since I look so sad and degraded and our ducks laid 2 eggs this weekend...also my steelers got eliminated from playoff contention...hurrah!! great start to the new year?

I guess we blame injuries right?...the lack of playmaking is shining like a new tattoo...our forwards cant keep possesion of the puck for more than 2 seconds...there working hard no doubt and nickelodeon got a little reward for that....but when our best line is the 4th line over 2 games..theres a problem..playing the hawks a team full of talent and playmakers on both the forward and D lines..this was highlighted

Another thing I heard this saturday was Barry troz on the radio Describing the ducks and he mentioned what jumps out is the lack of definition from ducks teams of the past...he knows the ducks as 2 offensive lines with a checking plus the energy...that hasnt been the case for 2 years but still makes the point..we had an identity..

my outlook is grim cuz who knows when well be fully healthy..its hard to believe it will be in time to make up enough ground...its time to find out who wants to be here and who doesnt....and ill still be foolishly watching because i love hockey and my steelers are eliminated and the lakers dont play any meaningful games for awhile....but yes Spade-i-cide..I want to saw off my right leg "Saw" style to slowly kill myself and of course to get rid of this ugly tattoo..

p.s.

Karlos (the asshole christain rocker tattoo artist) said I gotta wear this for a year..then I can black it out or alter it...Ive heard some suggestions..right now Im going with a red circle with a line thru it...I could also put a steelers logo next to it and commemorate one of the 3 superbowls we palyed against them..suggestions welcome

email me if u need a tat...as much of an asshole as he is hes good and reasonably priced...ill hook u with his contact info..my email freshtendrils4@yahoo.com

p.s.s.

Mike Chen Asked there was any sapde wackiness on New years...I was too sloshed to remember much (patron shots aplenty) I did run into a wall pretty violently...it was the walls fault for being in my way..I partied witht he King of Ptown and he even got drunk enough to sport my ducks beenie..unfortuntly I didnt snap a pic of it...and he kicked my ass in Nhl 09 all nite....seems the ducks cant even win in video games either

GO DUCKS!!!!

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maybe I’m just not seeing it … but where’s the tatt pic?? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Jan 4, 2010 7:12 AM PST reply actions

Sorry, guys. I was too lazy-depressed to get on the computer yesterday, so I didn’t get to see this until now. Pic has been added.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions

gracias

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions

glad to have u back..we need our fearless leader in these troubling times

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions

No gameday post coming immediately, though, and when I get around to it it’ll probably be another lazy effort.

Got consumed yesterday with the stupid game Civilization: Revolution and didn’t spend any time thinking about hockey. It was kind of nice.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions

i played the old one…so i know how time consuming they can be…i dont blame you…what is there to say really? i was telling sk…how dreadful things are…whats there to look forward to next year? its looks like our whole defense has to be overhauled..with scotty probally not coming back or being traded to new jersy this year and not much int he minors…I mean what the fuck…u think barstool could even attract any big name D free agents whomever the hell they would be?

i what now earl? what now?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions

whats there to look forward to next year?

There is an answer to this question; we just haven’t drafted him yet. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions

There is an answer to this question; we just haven’t drafted him yet. :)

the kings fuckin drafted him..his name is drew doughty

speaking of games…ive been hitting axis n allies: d-day invasion pretty hard…with the king of ptown…its a lot shorter than the 8 hr marathon of the og axis n allies….you all computer games or u ever hit board games?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions

I played some board games with the fam over the break.

One was called “Cranium”, and involves all sorts of pictionary and play-dough stuff, and one was a cartoon captioning game. Also got a bit of Euchre in (a 4-person card game played with a half-deck).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions

I played some board games with the fam over the break.

Since this post has become a mish-mash of things, I’ll add to it.

Times Up! is probably my favorite of the “family/board game” variety. It’s like charades…but 10 times better! The best part is, you don’t need to buy the game, you can create it on your own. Just look up the rules online and go from there.

GO DUCKS!!!
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by SK eleven on Jan 5, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions

Since this post has become a mish-mash of things

thats a signature spade post theme

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions

I just got for my youngest at xmas the board game exago … it’s fun … kinda like a mix of connet four and tic-tac-toe

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by ang6666 on Jan 5, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions

Has anyone ever played Settlers of Catan? Someone once described it to me as a mixture of Monopoly and Risk, which I think is a good description. The board is always a little bit different, which gives it high replay value, which makes it addicting.

by g r a c e on Jan 5, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions

Ive seen it…and was intruiged….now i am more so

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions

I have once — it was fun. Not hard to learn the rules, either.

It was eclipsed in my mind by Ticket to Ride Europe, though, which we also played that night and I never thought I’d love. But it’s kickass.

Doughnut Truck!
Sprinkle sprinkle, bitches

by Niesy on Jan 5, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions

half deck? thats intresting..ill have to look that up

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions

I’m late to this FanPost, too, but Spade: good on ya for getting the tattoo. It’s not something I’d ever do, but I have to respect you for going through with it. And look at it this way, you have a whole year to figure out how you’re going to alter it to make it less heinous! I personally like the “red circle with a line through it” idea.

by g r a c e on Jan 5, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions

thanks
ive gotten some real heat from steelers fan for this…they cant even look at me…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions

well atleast the star looks clean. Is that a beach cruiser with pegs next to you?

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 4, 2010 9:58 AM PST reply actions

yea the guys an artisit..he painted it himself..i should have got a pic of the stand up bass he constructed…its in that same red and black color…with these red strings…he also paints his own guitar and bass speakers and vintages his guitars…the guys a genius…evil though

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions

right on…..dude sounds talented. I’ve got a buddy I grew up with in temecula who did my tats. As soon as I get some extra flowage, I’m gonna finnish up something on my arm.

I was and still am a fan of those mexican influenced lowrider bicycles, thats why I asked about the bike. I want one of those too.

i love tapitio.

by tu madre on Jan 4, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions

He reminded me that we did discuss it had to be on the arm

so you got it on your leg? lol!

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by SK eleven on Jan 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST reply actions

funny that he also got another steeler fan on the same bet…i was able to let him put it on my leg..the other guy wasnt as fortunate…maybe cuz i helped it out on bass for a year…also the other guy is one of those guys that “Pumps his chest” and talks too much shit how good is team is…karlos said that guy deserves a bigger one and on the arm..my humbleness helped me for once

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions

humbleness? more like you pouted huh?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Jan 4, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions

id like to think i used my spade charm

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 4, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions

rockin the converse?

nice

Because I use mouthwash. And sometimes, I floss.

by brokenyard on Jan 4, 2010 4:41 PM PST reply actions

chucks baby…i need new ones though…there on there last leg..so to sepak

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 6:00 AM PST up reply actions

Awww, poor Sad Spade. Pretty badass you went through with it! Are you going to cover it with a giant Wild Wing or something?

I still think the ass-cheek “Cowboys Suck” tatt meme needs to happen, though. :( C’mon. Do it for the internets.

Thanks to this website, I never have to pay for cheese anymore.

by Niesy on Jan 4, 2010 5:38 PM PST reply actions

im sure ill have more wacky tattoos in store…stay tuned

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 6:00 AM PST up reply actions

(kicks computer)

let’s say this again cause my computer sucks!

wonder if you were silly enough to take a bet that gets a Stars tatt on ya, if I can get you to lose another bet that gets a Sharks tatt on ya … :)

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by ang6666 on Jan 5, 2010 9:45 AM PST reply actions

well i discussed this before…sharks are my favorite animal..per se…ive always planned to get one…but in fuckin way will it be a sharks logo!!!…no shark munching on meat flavored hockey stick for me

im going oceanic whitetip…just hard to find a good pic of one..the great white is so overrated

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions

if I can get you to lose another bet that gets a Sharks tatt on ya … :)

Well, I guess that could happen if the bet was contingent on something other than the Sharks winning in the playoffs.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Jan 5, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions

o shit…your almost making make another bet there…shiiiit….time to look down at my “reminder on my leg”….yup….dont even think about it spade

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions

this is their year you know … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Jan 5, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions

Add me to the chant of “Do it, do it”

>:)

Doughnut Truck!
Sprinkle sprinkle, bitches

by Niesy on Jan 5, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions

damn u evil ladies!!!

good thing you gals arent here in person…a little cleavage would probally push me over the edge

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions

HA HA yeah that’s so not going on the web.

Doughnut Truck!
Sprinkle sprinkle, bitches

by Niesy on Jan 5, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions

hmmmmm really?? how bout a pic of cleavage?? not saying I would send such a pic … just wondering if that would work … ;)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)

by ang6666 on Jan 5, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions

no pics…i have to be able to physicallly drool on them

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Jan 5, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions

Rub this in your Cowboy friend's face

NFL Decade Standings

I really wish these snakes were your arms.

by brokenyard on Jan 8, 2010 1:23 AM PST reply actions

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