Also, Peter King is giving his picks for the divisional round playoffs this weekend in the NFL and said the following about the New England-Baltimore game. To set it up you should know that New England’s starting wide receiver, Wes Welker, hurt his leg last week and will be replaced by Julian Edelman. How will Edelman do? This is was King thinks:

And for one week at least, I think Julian Edelman will play Wes Welker as well as Frank Caliendo plays George Bush — a B-plus.

What a weird thing to say.

spontaneously came up with some entertaining new curse combinations last night. For example: cunt balls

I find my self saying “you son of a whore” it rolls of the tongue and is so much more powerful than bitch.

Also on the bright side, this seems designed to cheer you up.

But cunt balls? Yuck. I can’t help but think about a surgery gone really, really wrong.

How about something cuter, like “Oh, Dildofudge!”

My personal fav is “Jesus H. Hector!” Try it sometime.

these comments are wrong … what happened to just regular swear words?

I prefer to use this little gem from the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode that featured the Chef with Tourette syndrome:

Boy cock, Girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!

So we got karma on our side, which is nice

RK I could not help but think of Caddyshack, that was probably the intended result, but I’m dense at times.

“So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas………..
………………………………………………………….
……….Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice

Chevy Chase owns that movie.

The language here is very entertaining.

Remember when hockey blogs….used to talk about hockey? Yeah, that’s soooo 2009. But it’s 2010, damnit. We don’t do that shit anymore.