On the Bright Side
by RudyKelly on Jan 8, 2010 11:27 AM PST
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PrintThe Kings outshot the Wings, 52-24.
Smyth-Kopitar-Brown absolutely dominated Bertuzzi-Datsyuk-Zetterberg, outshooting them 23-7 and causing them to draw 4 penalties.
The most entertaining battle of the night took place between 2-time Penalty Plus-Minus champ Dustin Brown and 4-time Lady Byng winner Pavel Datsyuk. The result? Datsyuk took 2 penalties, both on Brown.
The only player you can say had a bad game last night is Raitis Ivanans. Maybe Brandon Segal.
I spontaneously came up with some entertaining new curse combinations last night. For example: cunt balls.
Somehow Jack Johnson was a -2 last night. That's not good but it makes me think of the other night against San Jose when the Kings won 6-2 and Johnson ended the game at -1. Once again proving me point: Jack Johnson is a jackass.
The Kings were owed after the Atlanta game in November, then were repaid against San Jose last week; this makes them owed again. So we got karma on our side, which is nice.
Cunt balls.
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Also, Peter King is giving his picks for the divisional round playoffs this weekend in the NFL and said the following about the New England-Baltimore game. To set it up you should know that New England’s starting wide receiver, Wes Welker, hurt his leg last week and will be replaced by Julian Edelman. How will Edelman do? This is was King thinks:
And for one week at least, I think Julian Edelman will play Wes Welker as well as Frank Caliendo plays George Bush — a B-plus.
What a weird thing to say.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
I hate Peter King. Someone needs to punch that guy in the balls.
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I just thought it was weird the way he added the B-Plus; it’s an oddly specific rating. So is he going to play well? Kinda well? Great? I’m more confused about Julian Edelman than I was before I read that sentence.
King does that a lot; he’ll set something up to a conclusion and then suddenly back away from it. Plus he’s fat and drinks a lot of coffee. Really, the only things worth reading over there are Stewart Mandel, Grant Wahl and Joe Posnanski.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
spontaneously came up with some entertaining new curse combinations last night. For example: cunt balls
I find my self saying “you son of a whore” it rolls of the tongue and is so much more powerful than bitch.
i love tapitio.
I got into a habit of saying “Christ on a stick” lately, and now it has transformed into “Jesus Christ on a fuckstick”, which just comes out without thinking about it. My sacrilege is evolving.
I really wish these snakes were your arms.
I prefer Jesus fuck! you get a weird reaction and in the confusion you can make your escape.
by Nut on Jan 8, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
Also on the bright side, this seems designed to cheer you up.
But cunt balls? Yuck. I can’t help but think about a surgery gone really, really wrong.
How about something cuter, like “Oh, Dildofudge!”
O Reges, vincamus
these comments are wrong … what happened to just regular swear words?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality? (boycott Hollywood!)
by ang6666 on Jan 8, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions
I prefer to use this little gem from the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode that featured the Chef with Tourette syndrome:
Boy cock, Girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 8, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions
So we got karma on our side, which is nice
RK I could not help but think of Caddyshack, that was probably the intended result, but I’m dense at times.
“So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas………..
………………………………………………………….
……….Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don’t keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
“You were in the war?”
“Ah, no. Homo. Much better now though.”
by Nut on Jan 8, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions
Remember when hockey blogs….used to talk about hockey? Yeah, that’s soooo 2009. But it’s 2010, damnit. We don’t do that shit anymore.
Fuck you, Denis Gauthier. You suck at hockey... and life.
Get out of LA and never come back. Or sign with Anaheim... PLEASE??
by Kevin Y on Jan 9, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
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