Battle of California Fantasy Report: Week 2
Premier Match-up (this will eventually be whichever match-up has the two highest-ranked teams, but for now it'll just be whichever match-up involves me.)
Wiki-Sharks vs. McSorley's Stick
McSorley's Stick wins 7 - 6!
MVP: Jonathan Bernier started one game and let in three goals in a victory. Against an opponent with competent goaltending that wouldn't have been enough, but against me it was all Quisp needed.
LVP: It's so hard to choose. I don't have a very good team.
Why don't we have a minimum number of goalie games played per week in this league? That was my only hope for victory.
Anzeholics Anonymous vs. Kitten Mittens
Anzeholics wins 11 - 3!
MVP: Steve Stamkos had four goals and five assists this week and Rene Bourque had six goals. God damn.
LVP: Antti Niemi. Yeah, I know. It hurts me, too.
Anzeholics Anonymous is a scary team right now.
Sleek and Destroy vs. Quid Pro Clowe
QPC wins 11 - 4!
MVP: Jaroslav Halak, with two wins and one shutout, locked up the goalie categories.
LVP: Simon Gagne had no points and was a minus 2 this week. What a pain in the neck this guy is, am I right?
Quid Pro Clowe is another strong team in the early season. Watch out for this guy.
Teal Blades vs. MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT
Teal Blades wins 11 - 2!
MVP: The Big Pavelski or Antero Niittymaki, take your pick.
LVP: Rudy still isn't setting up his team, and it doesn't help that the players he does have starting include Roberto Luongo and Nikita Filatov.
Rudy, Earl, and I all lost this week. I think we have proven once and for all that we are hockey masterminds.
IAmJoe(Pavelski) vs. Setoguchi's Revenge
Setoguchi's Revenge wins 8 - 4!
MVP: Tim Thomas had a strong week, with two wins and a .973 save percentage.
LVP: Marc-Edouard Vlasic is not a good player to have on a fantasy hockey team.
Honestly, Vlasic is probably the very last Shark I would have on my fantasy team. He's a good player but he doesn't do anything that you get points for in our league. Even Demers or Huskins or Wallin would be better.
BROWS vs. spade's little bandito's
7 -7 Tie. Boooooo.
BROWS MVP: Henrik Zetterberg had three goals and three assists.
spade's MVP: Victor Hedman had five assists.
I just realized that spade has a typo in his team name with that final possessive "s."
Fournick Gators vs. Slappyville Freezers
Fournick Gators wins 9 - 4!
MVP: Patrick Sharp with three goals.
LVP: Holy crap, Nicklas Backstrom had no points and was a minus four?
On the other hand, Niklas Backstrom had an excellent week.
2 Live Drew vs. Intaglio
2 Live Drew wins 9 - 4!
MVP: Sidney Crosby continues to do his thing. No, not making that stupid bitch face, I mean the other thing he does.
LVP: Dion Phaneuf is another player that isn't really good in fantasy hockey. This week he had one assist and was a minus five. Ouch.
And Alex Ovechkin was shut out and was a minus three. Bad week for Washington players.
2 Live Drew is currently number 1 in the Smythe Division, while Anzeholics Anonymous is number 1 in the much-tougher Pacific division. It's still very early though, so people who have had a couple of lousy weeks (me, for example) shouldn't despair just yet.
This week I play Rudy, so I'm not going to pester him to set up his team until next week.
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I updated my team for the week! And I made some roster moves!
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damn u chen!!!…i was hoping for inaction on your part again…and damn your goalies!!
question do u have to start 2 goailes?…mason is really bringing me down..i probally would have won
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions
In this league we don’t have a minimum number of goalie games, so you only need to start goalies as often as you like. It’s harder to win categories likes “starts” and “wins” with fewer goalie games though, obviously.
Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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aww…but i might have won GAA and SAV%…hmm..intresting…fuck you mason for suckin ass
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Technically
Phaneuf is usually a good player for fantasy. PP QB, hits, takes dumb penalties. He just sucked this week, which is always possible, his name is Canadian for Douche.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
I don’t know, he hasn’t had a solid fantasy year since 2008 because of injuries. And if our league counted hits he’d be better, but it doesn’t.
Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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In leagues without blocks or hits d-men are usually a weak part of the team. A really awesome d-man nets you what.. 50 points? That’s barely a decent 2nd liner as a forward. I fill all my extra spots with forwards and don’t care about rotating in extra d, they’re usually not worth it unless they PIM machines, but even then forwards are usually better for that.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Pay attention to the + / – and Shots on Goal scoring columns, young grasshoper. Some defenseman can contribute more to a fantasy squad than most would expect…
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 25, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the updates, Meg. Sadly, rubbernecking from the sidelines has been one of the highlights of the season so far.
Go Team 2 Live Drew!!
what?…how dare u root for a kings fans team!!..i got teemu and the rat for gawds sake…what happen to the love?
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I would be more harsh on grace but she did foot money for my nhl 11..she gets a pass..but i am disapointed…your right she could have rooted even for you
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
its probably some girl power thing.
Shit, girls can even synchronize their periods for god sake. think about that, scary.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
And spade can’t even get one period in the proper place.
Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
guys can coordinate boners…watch:

every guy in here..bone city…coordination!!! isnt it beautiful?
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh so this is the kinda girl u prefer…u disgust me

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Rudy, Earl, and I all lost this week. I think we have proven once and for all that we are hockey masterminds
that shipped sailed for you meg when u told us nittymaki and neimi were gonna be competent goaltenders
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
What’s wrong with Niittymaki?
And who is this Niemi character? I’ve never heard of him.
Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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Maybe they should give that Greiss fellow a shot. Oh wait…
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Antti Niemi: Subtraction by Addition.
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by Earl Sleek on Oct 25, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The stats for the last 3 games Niitty has played: 1.17 GAA .960 SV%, 1.00 GAA .955 SV%, 2.01 GAA .935.
YEAH, SO SUCK IT!
wait till he turns back into that philly/tampa pumpkin
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 25, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else get hunches and then talk themselves out of them half the time, only to be proven right later?
I feel like that always happens with me and goalies. It’s probably not true, because I’d need to watch all the games to get enough data for hunches to be real rather than a random guesses. But it feels true.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
Damn you Blue Balls, damn you!!!!! (not the first time I’ve said that)
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
Much like how the Kings & Ducks have tried to create some cross-town tradition by calling their games the Freeway Face-Off, our head to head match ups should be called The Battle for Whale’s Vagina, the Tour de Terriers or maybe Hoodad’s vs. Rocky’s 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Some shit like that…
Or, we could just say to hell with geography, and give our rivalry a nomenclature that is simple yet classy:
The Balls vs Nuts Classic.
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 25, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
So a preview of an exciting on-ice matchup gets like 6 comments and a review of a fantasy league gets 30. BoC, you never fail to disappoint me.
I can’t hear you over the sound of all your bitterness.
Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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by Megalodon on Oct 25, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
'Sup, pouty

Why don’t you just nut up and start playing
In Dinglebarn We Trust
by Niesy on Oct 25, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Me up pussy!
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Oct 25, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
okay I haven’t been around … but wanted to highlight this …
Teal Blades wins 11 – 2!
ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! I FUCKING ROCK!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 25, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Oh how I hate Nicklas Backstrom. Ovechkin has a bad week… means Backstrom has an absolutely hopeless week.
Tyler Myers made me hate him that first week — no points and a minus 6. I wanted to slap him. Now it’s just Yandle and Doan that I want to dropkick into a lake of fire.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
God tell me about it
I have him in my league and he is sucking it up (although he did get a PPG tonight…)
I keep considering dropping him, but I know if I do someone else will pick him up and he’ll start kicking ass.
I’m this close to dropping him for Dan Giardi who has similar points, but is a +5 and has more Hits and Blocks.
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