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Ducks Gameday -- Central Headaches and Blown Leads

Anaheim Ducks (3-5-1) at Dallas Stars (5-2-0), 6 pm
Anaheim Calling and Defending Big D -- What do you hear, StarDuck?  Nothin' but the rain.

Positivity!  The Anaheim Ducks are on pace to make the playoffs!  Wait, wait, hear me out.

Opponent Record GF/gm GA/gm
Central Division 0-5-0 1.4 4.2
Everybody Else 3-0-1 3.5 2.8

Sure, the Ducks are 0-5-0 against Central Division opponents, but that will only ultimately make up 20 games of the full-season schedule.  Even if we project that to a total of zero points, guess what?

The Ducks are 3-0-1 against non-Central opponents, which will constitute the remaining 62 games.  If the Ducks can continue to take 7 out of every 8 points available in those games, they'll end up with 108.5 standings points, which should get them into the postseason easily.

Right?

Stars_central_points_medium
Better make that an Ott Dog to go.

That's all silliness, of course -- Ducks need to find a way to hold leads better if they're going to even pretend to contend.  Nine games played so far, and the Ducks have yet to hold a two-goal lead.  That's pretty amazing to type.

In fact, eleven times the Ducks have pulled into a lead at any point in a tied game:

  • Five of those times the score was tied up by the opponent.  Average time to tie: 6:52.
  • Three of those times the Ducks scored the next goal for a two-goal lead, but none of those times the Ducks made that stand up -- on average the next opponent goal was scored 6:12 later and the tying goal was scored 7:01 after that.
  • Three of those times the Ducks scored late enough, in the final ten minutes of regulation, to hold on for the team's three wins.

Still, I guess blowing leads is better than never having them at all -- all of Anaheim's standings points so far have come in games where the Ducks have blown leads.

Prediction: The Stars are a non-Central opponent, so the Ducks take the necessary 1.75 standings points to stay on playoff pace.  After blowing two leads, the late-enough-tie-breaking goal by Koivu.

Go Ducks.

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my first request from you today was gonna be positivity!!…and you did….damn..i feel better for some reason

from what I read from the Oc register he ran the players hard…that in combo with looking foolish last game has to make u think there gonna come out with a purpose today..well c….

p.s. i have no wine for tontie..fuck…will spade get some in time for the game?…6 oclock start..?..possible

p.s.s.
i played a guy online nhl ducks vs toronto..i wept when I score on jiggy..I ended up losing..

p.s.s.s.
i love you count chocula

p.s.s.s.s.
great cartoon sleek..im sure the ott dawg is a supersized weiner

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

from what I read from the Oc register he ran the players hard…

I’ve been so angry since the Datsyuk Dagger that I have hardly read a thing.

C’mon, Spade! You can’t spell “Wine” without spelling “Win”. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

good point…2 buck chuck here we come and I got enough time!!

reading on Defending D..theyve voted they hate the sharks a little more than the ducks…(ducks in 2nd)..how insulting

fuck dallas and there nasty jersys and mike modano…even if hes still not there..and fuck you mike ribero

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never have I longed for an assist from the POlice like I did when Mike Ribeiro’s wife went Jersey Shore.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 26, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks are non-Central, but they’re “technically” in the central part of USA. It could really go either way…

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
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by Kevin Y on Oct 26, 2010 8:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it might just be a time zone problem and not a defensive zone problem — that’s gotta be it. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I meant “The Stars are non-Central”…

Can we get a fucking edit button?

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
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by Kevin Y on Oct 26, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, why does it feel like that was the first request for an edit button we’ve had this season?

It’s like the season has Finally, Officially begun. (And oh how I wish that were the case.)

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, they still haven’t done it…

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
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by Kevin Y on Oct 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard when humans land on mars the edit button will be unleashed!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as every human sets foot on Mars, I think.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are some depressing stats Earl. It’s hard to stay positive when you think of all the lost standings points already this season, but i’ll try.

I guess the blowing big leads makes sense, if they’re ahead, like most NHL teams, they play on their heels. In the case of the Ducks, that exposes their biggest defensive problems – all the turnovers (and inability to clear) in the defensive zone.

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, and the point is really that it’s too early to trend anything too reliably — but still, it’d be nice to see some form of competence in the early season.

It all comes back to the big question for Carlyle: “Did the Ducks have a training camp this season?” Because statistical evidence says they didn’t.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, what you’re saying is that it’s too early to reliably trend the unreliability of our D to reliably clear the puck? :)

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s too early for others to do it. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

(and inability to clear)

to me thats the biggie..im not sure if there not looking (and clearing to the other team)..or too tired cuz there not changing when there suppose to(forwards not getting the puck deep so they can change)…or just plain stupidity (we know thats the case with brookbank mountain)..i dunno…i would set up a practice where u station 3 d men at the blue trying to keep the puck in the zone(dont use brookbank for this for gawds sake) and have players in the d zone trying to shoot pass out of the zone…maybe apply some pressure to them to make a quick desiscion..by having players run at them…make them do this drill 1,000 times a player…2,000 for brookbank

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah,

protect the puck drills. those must exist, I think I saw it in one of the Mighty Ducks movies, so its gotta be true.

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still, I guess blowing leads is better than never having them at all

no, it really isn’t. i’d feel far less suicidal if my team never had a chance to win than if they blew 4 goal lead. unless of course they allow 6 goals in first 5 minutes. that’s equally bad

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 9:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty much referring to the opening road trip — outscored 13-2 without any real incentive to watch any third periods at all.

At least these kicks-to-the-nuts have some suspense to them.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sarjataulukko
Joukkue O P
1. JYP 15 36
2. HIFK 15 32
3. Ässät 15 31
4. Lukko 16 30
5. KalPa 16 26
6. HPK 16 26
7. Jokerit 14 22
8. Ilves 15 22
9. Blues 15 21
10. Tappara 16 19
11. Kärpät 15 18
12. SaiPa 15 17
13. Pelicans 15 16
14. TPS 16 5

at least ducks’ isn’t them :)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

uhm… that looks messy :/
first number after team name is the games played and the other one is the points

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Jokerit!

Woo!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

not why i posted that, but i think this is the proper reaction ;)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot the picture! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome! :P
i think HIFK should use that as arena banner next time they’ll face jokerit home

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it 3 points for a win over there? Like soccer?

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by Kevin Y on Oct 26, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup. unless it’s a OT or SO win when it’s 2

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well that’s confusing…

“Not all wins are created equal!”

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
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by Kevin Y on Oct 26, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, how could one make that logical jump from the much-more-reasonable “not all losses are created equal” system? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course not… want 3 points? man up and score enough goals during the 60 minutes

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like the only thing I prefer in the Finnish league over the NHL. That, and less commercials. Except on the jerseys of course, that’s pretty disgusting.

by Teukka on Oct 26, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just deeply hate the idea of OT/SO in regular season. especially since the morons went and changed the name into “voittomaalikilpailu”…
the less commercials is great though :) hopefully it’s not gonna change anytime soon

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno knowing that we can score feels better than the opposite..i would think fixing D is easier to fix than offense…you dont have to be super talented to play good D…but u got to have talent most of the time to score..(hence why stone hands doesnt score)

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. We should be like Minnesota of a few years ago and just trap the hell out of teams. The scary thing about us turning into a true trapping team is that we actually have a really good set of forwards that can score. We currently have 4 bonafide 25+ goal scorers in the line up right now (5 if Lupul ever comes back). We don’t have to rely on one guy like Gaborik for us to score. If we trap and just counter when we get a chance, we’ll frustrate the hell out of teams.
And it’s not like we would be giving up more shots than we already are.

Doesn’t anyone remember how we made it to the finals in 2003? Yes, we had unbelievable goaltending, but still, the trap – it works.

by Wooster11 on Oct 26, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

there should “if” in that second sentence

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your original comment reads just fine. This correction needs work, though. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

d’oh…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, love the cartoon…and those sure are some expensive Baked Benns.

by SK eleven on Oct 26, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Heh, it’s because they are slow-cooked over Barch wood.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Out of curiosity, what is the full menu item that ends with “Neal”?

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up to the reader, I guess — I was just out of ideas. CornNeal?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cutlets of Neal!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

McDonald’s Happy Neal, perhaps.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

- That guy is dangerous out there, said Selänne and provided an unpleasant threat of Niklas Kronwall getting into trouble one day in the NHL.
Kronwall told the Detroit newspapers:
- Everyone is entitled to an opinion and he may have his. I’m not going to change my way of playing.
That this comes from Teemu Selänne, one of Finland’s best NHL players of all time, stings nevertheless.
- Teemu Selänne is one of the greatest players in hockey. It’s a little different. I try to focus on what I’m doing, said Niklas Kronwall.

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Eh, whatever — I’m not going to whine Wings-fan-style about it. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i nearly choked at the “Teemu Selänne is one of the greatest players in hockey” part… so unnatural coming from a swede

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The reporter didn’t do a good job of conveying the sarcasm, or the fact that Kronwall was using air-quotes while he said that.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually might be a good thing..cuz teemu came back and scored on him…tell ott to elbow selanne without injuring him and tell selanne racing and saunas suck…love to see selanne get a hat trick….(bonus hes on my fantasy team..i cant say that enough)

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably for the best — don’t want the Sex Offender prowling the streets on Halloween.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

 bandaged up after surgery on the nose, he won’t need a costume

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats comic gold…and assures me…since my son will be trolling the streets in his ninja outfit

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea it will be hard to replace his production:

Dan Sexton

0pts

0 assists

 +- = -4

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too lazy to look it up, but I think he bolsters their SOG stat however.

by SK eleven on Oct 26, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to call up Vayoo.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 shots, but he leads the team in goalie showers. No other Duck on the roster with those kinds of balls.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 26, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude’s got hustle. Some of those games he looked like the only one trying. Pucks were gonna fall his way sooner or later.

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sure hes an ace horse shoe player…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you hear, StarDuck? Nothin’ but the rain.

Nobody’s going to commend me or chastise me for this somewhat-veiled BSG reference? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

(shoots Rudy in the head before he can comment) You’re welcome.

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by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didnt know what u were talkin about thought u spiked your coffee with tequilla this morning

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap didnt get my wine..forgot i had to pick up my collectors edition fable 3 today…choooooowwwww……i had to put it on layaway like an old mama of 6…its pathetic…..game time….sober though dooooooh!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You and me both, Spade. ’Sokay — bring on the pain.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voros makes it back in tonight. Still no Cam.

3 D LILJA, ANDREAS
8 R SELANNE, TEEMU
9 R RYAN, BOBBY
10 R PERRY, COREY
11 C KOIVU, SAKU
15 C GETZLAF, RYAN
16 R PARROS, GEORGE
17 D VISNOVSKY, LUBOMIR
20 C CARTER, RYAN
21 D BROOKBANK, SHELDON
22 C MARCHANT, TODD
23 D MARA, PAUL
26 D SYVRET, DANNY
28 C CHIPCHURA, KYLE
32 D LYDMAN, TONI
34 L VOROS, AARON
39 L BELESKEY, MATT
50 R BODIE, TROY
1 G HILLER, JONAS
31 G MCELHINNEY, CURTIS

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t realize — the Rat is a scratch, too. Bodie time.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mouse in goal, which of him will show up tonite.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, forget Dolly the Serta Sheep. We need a giant rotating chili at Honda Center.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ha. Razor just called Carlyle “The Merry Matcher.” I like it.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing glaringly terrible yet. More bag skates!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, there’s another Getzlaf 5-on-5 penalty kill. That needs to stop happening.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Ducks looked somewhat even for the first ten minutes. Been a long time since I’ve seen Lehtonen, though.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yahoo! game thingy is listing a bunch of “playerA hit by playerB”

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It was more of a mutual collision, I thought.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it, Comcast. I signed up for Center Ice and now it’s not working. Last year it took two weeks of calls to get it running. Meanwhile, they’re charging me for all four installments on the bill for the old house, even though I cancelled that on 10/05 and did not sign up for autorenew.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MONOPOLY.

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by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

And why aren’t you with Dish or DirecTV?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard DirecTV is (was?) fighting with Fox Sports west.

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by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is Dish

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Hmm. I’m confused then.

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by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

here is an article I quickly pulled up on google

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talk about getting screwed at both ends.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s okay now, I called and it got fixed. For now. Still have to get the old bill settled, though. And they’re claiming we never returned the box even though we did.

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by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s always fun — proving you don’t have something.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have them come over and search your house.

Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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by Megalodon on Oct 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have faith in them anymore, and I can prove that!

Sigh. Time to research satellite performance in inclement weather.

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by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have been w/ both dish and direct. Dish was awesome when it was just starting out, great customer service. But they did not offer new packages to old customers, like when they added local tv, you pretty much had to learn about it on your own. Direct I have had for about a year, they are ok, better picture, more HD, less extra channels w/o paying big bucks for them.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s a tip: With the economy right now most cable companies have authorized their phone reps to give away whatever they have to in order to keep customers. I got free HBO and Showtime from Time Warner by calling up and threatening to cancel. If you have specific costs from a rival company you can quote it can really help. If you can get them to transfer you to “customer retention” then you’re golden.

Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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by Megalodon on Oct 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I got free HBO for six months just for getting Center Ice…but that’s a good idea. I’d rather have better service. Oy.

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by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah

There was a ton of that going on last year. I called and got like 20 bucks off my bill for the rest of the year.

by ScottyKnows on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go Cox go.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Special teams slump? Call the Ducks — we’ll help you out.

We won’t be blowing a 1-0 lead, woo hoo!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like the Ducks don’t want to blow a 1-1 tie, either.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, what do you know? Ducks did take a shot in the final ten minutes of the period! Who says they’re not trying?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

And then they let Niskanen walk in unimpeded.

EFFORT, DUCKS!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe this whole “Central Twilight Zone” thing is based on geography and not division.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although, it’s less of a twilight zone and more of a “1001 ways to suck” zone.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, I should know better than to use the “s” word here. Substitute “play like shit,” please.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or personnel. Or coaching. Or leadership. Or execution.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea im kinda cluless…ill pick all of the above alex for $200

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks take one shot on goal over the final eleven minutes of the first period.

If it went in, the score could be tied!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha…

oh and the getzlaf turnover meter is at 3 right now…

so what happen ducks? the bag skate tire u out?…is that why your slow to every puck?

i wish i was drunk

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i was drunk

I wish the Rat was playing — that guy doesn’t need motivation for basic effort levels.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cant name anyone except hiller that gives a shit right now

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, fortune! I’ll take that crap!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually, that was better than when I first saw it — one shot yay!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s the come from behind, but its too early, they’re going to have to do it again

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Carter checks to make sure not every shot on Lehtonen will go in this period.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

arrggg

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Um…Ahoy there, matey? :)

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha, Stone Hands.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ho-hum another stone hands break away non-convert

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Make-up call!

Minimal power play!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hey thats all ryan needed apparently

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Average time to tie: 6:52.

Start the clock.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh — the dreaded two-goal lead. C’mon Ducks, don’t waste this!!

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

B-Ry!

Who cares about shot count?

(24 – 12)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

GEORGEBACCA!!!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Grawr!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

(25-13)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious. I’m on a delay, so I figured you meant he picked a fight.

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was awesome

hahahaha i just happened to flip the channel to the this game in time to see Parros score on the breakaway.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Oct 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough to keep track, but here’s where we sit.

Finland 8, Canada 8, USA 7, Slovakia 1.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

gooo george…get USA over the top…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Kari thought he could make George panic. He prolly kinda did and it almost worked but it was funny to see that the nhl goalies don’t take him seriously.

Also, the AAC looked completely empty.

by ScottyKnows on Oct 27, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

stone hands could learn a thing or two

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing truer has every been said

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t know if that’s fair — Lehtonen played Parros like he didn’t think he could stickhandle at all — like you’d play a toddler.

With Marchant at least Lehtonen covered the upper part of the net.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea u dont see the stacking of the pads too much these days…i guess kari thought..he lets have some fun..georege isnt gonan score….dooooh!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he thought Georgebacca might hit him instead of shoot

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

sttaaaaaaaaachhhhhhhhhhhhe

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the ducks continue to want to practice pk…fuckers

i like the fact there using the big boys on the kill…no more sitting on the sidelines and letting other do it….plus there long sticks(gayness not intended) should come in handy

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

there long sticks(gayness not intended) should come in handy

pads own back after ryan clear

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryan clears again with his big stick…..my back is starting to hurt

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

x3…ryan is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I open up a window to write an email and bam we score a couple of goals.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

keep writing E-mails.

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am also wearing my lucky shirt, the duckie western confernce champ. I really can’t wear it more than I do now, people will start to talk.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I open up a window to jump off a ledge and bam we score a couple of goals.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was last year, except for the bam score a couple of goals.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whew.

I’m stupidly optimistic — maybe this two-goal lead can stand up?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

make bobby ryan a defensemen for the 3rd period…then ill be confident…aparently hes learned the secret of clearing the puck

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 26, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the secret just to get it past the other guys w/o hitting it too hard. Maybe someone could make a sign for the locker room.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh

its a secret. Fundamental hockey is the last thing the coaching staff wants in the locker room.

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well maybe it would be better just to have “Live for today because tomorrow is tomorrow” (I think I just made that up, gosh I am so going to break my arm now)

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are these teams doing? It is like 3 1/2 min into 3rd (per Yahoo!) and no shots no nada.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Bastards! More bag skates!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

May as well start it now — go clock go.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TEEEEEEMUUUUUUU!!!!!

Finland 9, Canada 8, USA 7, Slovakia 1.

Suomi!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it possible for the goalie to effect how many goals their team scores for them?

If so, Go Mouse.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Oct 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

5 minute major? Wow, Dallas really Anaheim’d itself here.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Anaheim’ed. I’m so using that at work.

by Carl G on Oct 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Okay, time to reproject — if the Ducks take 9 out of 10 possible points against non-Central opponents, that’s 111.6 standings points.

Woooo! Perry on the nobody-in-the-penalty-box goal!

Finland 9, Canada 9, USA 7, Slovakia 1.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOO!!!

Wins are wins, and I’ll definitely take this one.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! It’s only the Division after all! Watch out Minny, Colorado — we’re comin’ for ya!

by g r a c e on Oct 26, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck the Stars! Heheh.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Oct 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay! Let’s celebrate with a new background ad campaign!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fuck is this shit?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Oct 26, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samsuuuuuuuung!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i almost feel like finding my old samsung phone and start to use it

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate missing out on the party around here, but I love checking in after a win! YAY!

Also, that no man in the box penalty thing…weirdest ever!

by SK eleven on Oct 26, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it’s one thing the Ducks are really good at — we know how to properly serve penalties.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earl-
Great Sleek-toon today and I loved the subtle BSG reference. Speaking of BSG, did you catch this in yesterday’s LA Times?

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, no, that’s interesting. Got to see a young Billy Adama briefly on today’s Caprica, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is Caprica going? It lost my interest after the Pilot-Movie which made it look like some sort of BSG/Strange Days/Small Wonder mash up, but I’ve read a lot of buzz about it lately.

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Oct 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno — I’m still watching, but it’s tough to really recommend it like I would BSG. It has decent moments, but the characters are a lot more cartoon-ish rather than awesome. And it’s getting a bit tricky to keep the plot together — lately they’ve been pulling a lot of “this character is imaginary” or “this scene is happening in the virtual world not the real world” tricks.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 27, 2010 5:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

sleek…. arthur was gaga over the 3rd line…whats your thoughts?…they were never a threat to score…but didnt make any mistakes…u think they stay intact?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 27, 2010 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Tough to tell based on last night — the Ducks spent a lot of the 2nd killing penalties and some of the 3rd without Beleskey. And we shouldn’t forget that the Ducks did have like a 20-minute stretch with like 2 shots on goal; nobody was really killing it consistently last night.

But sure, play them again. Maybe drop the Rat on the top line if the Hound of Beleskeyville needs veterinary assistance.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 27, 2010 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea thats what i see happening..i mean who the hell is left(forward wise)?…there gonna have to call up someone?

bonino sighting?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 27, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s never too late for some Vayoooooooooooooooooooo.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 27, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

the only thing i can say about the 3rd line is its a good time for the 2nd and 3rd line to rest and not worry about giving up a goal..i guess thats not a bad thing

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 27, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

menat 1st not 3rd dooooh!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 27, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, I was worried. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 27, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gaga? I think you’re talking about Daniel. Unless this stood out to you as me saying they’re awesome?

a predominantly defensive line of Bodie, Carter and Marchant also proved successful.
Stop trying to stir the shit, Spade. Or at least identify the correct turds.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 28, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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