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Ducks Gameday -- A question for Carlyle

Anaheim Ducks (0-1-0) at Nashville Predators (0-0-0), 5 pm
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Ducks Shots Table: Preseason plus Last Night

Game
Shots For
Shots Against
Shot Differential
Preseason G1
21
40
-19
Preseason G2
18
40
-22
Preseason G3
22
44
-22
Preseason G4
29
25
+4
Preseason G5
27
42
-15
Preseason G6
25
31
-6
Preseason G7
21
43
-22
Regular G1
21
43
-22
TOTAL
184
308
-124

Only twice in 8 games have the Ducks been able to limit opponents to fewer than 40 shots in a game, and zero times in 8 games have the Ducks generated 30 shots in a game.  Exactly half the games have seen the Ducks outshot by exactly 22 shots.

Randy, please explain for us slow-heads: why should I not be worried about this? 

Prediction: I've got some family thing this afternoon, so I'll likely miss the start of the game, but I'll try to join in midway through.  Ducks get severely outshot, but maybe win?

Go Ducks.

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not sure what to say other than…lets hope they come out guns blazing…

go ducks

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s bound to be better than Game One — and now they’ve used up the “Oh yeah, season” excuse within the past 24 hours. There’s like a 75% chance of improvement!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they come out today and have a good game..its all good..lets hope

im broke and out of alcholol so ill have to sniff some glue or somthing for tonite

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

candy!!!

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 9, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did buy an overly excessive bag of candy for this Halloween — actually, any candy I buy is probably excessive, as I got zero trick-or-treaters last year.

More for me!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay! candy is awesome. and i’m telling myself it’s kinda healthier to eat candy when hockey sucks than drinking alcohol…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 9, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its less expensive anyways….

My poor poor bottle of Jack..

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the numbers-minded, thus far the Ducks have been outshot by 93 shots and outscored by 9 goals at even strength, and outshot by 31 shots and outscored by 3 goals on special teams.

This isn’t even really a “we take too many penalties” problem of the past. Though that clearly hasn’t gone away, either.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

hey think positive

1. fowler is probally the real deal
2. our pk i guess is improved?…the wings might not have cared to score..but fuck it
3. perry hasnt lost his touch to piss people off and entertain us
4. and thats about it

the negatives list is too long to write

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the questions for Carlyle are really “What does your system look like when it works?” and “Can we see it at any point this year?”

So far, can’t answer either of those.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and who said u shouldnt get credentals?…i love u to ask gorilla head that and get his response

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The responses would almost guaranteed be useless, but it’s important that they hear the questions.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You post this like you’re surprised. This seems about right.

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

by brokenyard on Oct 9, 2010 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised that a group of athletes that have been through a professional training camp and practices can consistently yield results this bad.

These are numbers I would expect from 20 athletes meeting each other for the first time.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did those numbers look for the Leafs and Oilers last year? Maybe they can shed some light on why this is happening. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Oct 9, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t have preseason numbers, but the Oilers allowed 40+ shots in 14 of their 82 games. The Leafs, if you can believe it, only allowed 40+ shots in 2 of their 82 games.

They had different issues — Oilers could be similar, but the Leafs had awful goaltending — they spent a lot of time trailing and thus teams had disincentive to drive up the shot tally.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And? This team feels sort of thrown together to me, so maybe that’s why I’m not surprised that’s how they play.

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

by brokenyard on Oct 9, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we should expect zero benefit from training camp? Why hold it, then?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it is worth mentioning that the forward lineup is almost identical to the lineup that the Ducks ended last season with — the blueline has undergone almost the entirety of the makeover.

Still isn’t a lot of evidence that the forwards know what they are doing, either.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

they kinda had that preseason nonchalant attitude last night.

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the game was 2-0 and especially 3-0, so did everybody. Games aren’t very meaningful past a certain point of futility, and Ducks seem to find that pretty fast some games.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny though (in a complete non funny kind of way), how in the past when the tables are turned and the Ducks find themselves on the GOOD END of a 3-0 game…the other team tends not to play into that attitude, they turn it up instead.

I don’t like that so much.

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

...


is this some sort of modern art? i mean i like it, but seems bit… black

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

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by sleza on Oct 9, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a mood helmet, and Jonas is always angry.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darth Hiller?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Oct 9, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well he should be angry..cuz i know i am..i pissed off everyone who was around me yesterday…they vow to stay clear of me today until they see the duck score results

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I kinda like it, but can’t admit it cause it’s on a Ducks head … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Oct 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

prototype. He and airxess are trying out new materials and designs again. It’s his MO now. Go into the season with a prototype, perfect it, get it painted at the end of the season, scrap it in the offseason, repeat.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 9, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

by brokenyard on Oct 9, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

why should I not be worried about this?

In the pregame comments before the Detroit game, I think Carlyle explained away the shot differential by talking about penalty trouble. Convenient excuse when coaching this team, but it would be nice if he took the question seriously

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 9, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

If they win, shot differentials become almost irrelevant.

It’s like what Josh Brewster said last year about back-to-back games. They usually only become an issue if we’re losing. Because if we’re winning, who gives a fuck?

There's nothing to see here. And nothing gazes back at me.

by Natesaduck on Oct 9, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s still a 93 shot differential at even strength and counting.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 3:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

and he knows that, but he’s choosing to deflect the question as not serious.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Oct 9, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got some family thing this afternoon, so I’ll likely miss the start of the game

Fuck the family — I ditched out early. Don’t want to miss the season’s first goal.

Hopefully it comes tonight.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

so sweet of you to join THIS family instead.

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys understand me — I can’t relate with my family ever since Notre Dame started winning some football games.

Well, maybe if things go well today, we can talk about getting back to .500.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, already a positive!

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo! PP chance early!

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

the PP looks confident..im optomistic

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 shots, and a PP in the first minute. Much better than yesterday

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

being too cute though

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. It’s like they’ve already forgotten yesterday.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

way more shots on goal early too!

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryan on the point? intresting

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

they’d been working on that during the preseason

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ryan double shifting?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably not — boy our defense sucks quickly.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea twice fowler and someone else just whipped it around the boards giving it back to the preds for a shot from the point argggg…

oh and lovely dzone giveaway by the cap’n

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

One power play to the Ducks in the game’s first five minutes, none for the Preds.

Shots Preds 5, Ducks 2.

Learn a damn lesson, you unteachables!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to suck ass 1st line

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re saving up their energies for punching time.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

closest thing to a goal we’ve had! damn!

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah! Post, you owe use one.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

you are now an offical duck voros!!!

whos scratched?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sex Offender.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh thanx..couldnt figure it out

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Fester and Carter I think? I’m not sure.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Initiate self destruction sequence!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

more defensive fun

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

woohoo another cap’n giveaway

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It wasn’t his fault — the ref was looking at him funny.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooo fuck u alhers…..no chapeau

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to need a drink.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not much of a drinker, but last season was so painful that I don’t think I can get through this one completely sober.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

in th open ice bodie crushes that guy

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

not to mentioned stop a rush by the preds..good job bodie

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong goalie, Belesky.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

perry needs to hold a class

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

First line is doing terrible.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not sure we have a top line until somebody scores a goal.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ive counted 4 giveaways by our noble cap’n so far…hes shooting for a bakers dozen i presume

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baldy’s Dozen.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baker’s Dozen = 13.
Baldy’s Dozen = 15.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a Baldy’s Dozen, along with linemates, only costs $16 M!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

fowler made a nice play in his zone…make a difficult pass outta his zone…hey i want to be positive about somthing…and the fact were not losing

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nickelback? Shoot me in the face.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

i know fuuuuck

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Rinne had to make those saves.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Rinne had to make those more saves

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Rinne had to make those more a saves

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

bear bottom..being sent to the bear cave for 2 minutes

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Attaboy, Mara — way to know where the clock is.

Attaboy, Getzlaf — the “C” stands for “Crybaby” now.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

bear bottom just trying to fit in..must be hard being on a new team ya know

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha — Derek Stepan (NYR rookie) has had a hat trick in his first NHL game. And as the team heads off the bench at the end of the 2nd, Dubinsky gave him a peck! ???

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

wow 3 sounds so daunting

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

against poor ryan miller too…

Man the Sabres are playing like garbage right now…
glad I decided to pass on going to this game >>

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the kiss!! I’ve rewound and rewatched it like 3 times, and I can’t tell if he kissed him on the visor or actually on the face. Dubinsky was interviewed right after, and the interviewer asked him about it, but he dodged the question. Aww, sweet?

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sure they settled it in the shower

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We’re all doomed. The Rangers scored more than two goals in a game, the Sabres are playing awful and The Leafs are doing good…Its the end.

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Predictably enough — that happens.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

that goal scoring looks like fun..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poll time:

Will the Ducks score their first goal

a) Today?
b) Monday?
c) Wednesday?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I told you….april!!

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

d) after it’s too late to mean anything

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i vote d!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think today…maybe off of marchant ass or somthing

that should be a penalty by the way

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooooooooooo

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY!

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUOMI!!!!!!!!!

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

not surprised it was him to score first!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Koivu (Selanne, Fowler) — that looks awesome in print.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fowler with a point yaaaaaaaaaay!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Fowlers first point?!

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, they didn’t want to make that last very long, did they?

Fowler stays a ‘plus’, though.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

doohh…fowler to busy celebrating his first point

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

damn wide open net…temmu would have had a 2pt nite..good for my fantasy team woot woot

which im winning by the way tahnk you very much…stasny is carrying my team right now

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hiller is BACCCCK!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Save us, Hiller!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit. That PK play of “give it to the Predator” isn’t so awesome.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK…screened…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes our perfect PK. It was nice while it lasted.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Think any of this is going to wake up Captain Sleepyhead?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahhahahahahahahha, no.

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

our first line has been shit the entire game.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Entire season.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

u beat me to it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FIVE FUCKING GOALS YOU DREAMERS.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oggi’s should just offer ten free pizzas if Getzlaf ever goes a game without yelling at a referee. It’d never cost them.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate wings…All wings Red ones especially…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sbisa draws a penalty, which is kind of encouraging. In the preseason, the Ducks PP outscored the PK opposition by slightly more than a 3-to-1 ratio.

(Which is pretty awful.)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

dude this PP could be so dangerous if they would just fuckin chill out on the bullshit

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, but “C” also stands for bullshit.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, c’mon…

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

come on putos…5 on 3…..shoot…!!! shoot!!! shoot!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

3 posts — that’s our big graphic. Yay.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. I thought the third period might be interesting.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are u talking about…games gonna end 4-3 us

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shots are tied?
Wtf we’re …uh doomed?

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by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry — we’re still getting crushed at even-strength.

24 – 14 (or maybe 25, if that goal came on two shots)

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh ok, we might be saved from the end of the universe…Wait the leafs are leading the eastern Conf?

We are still doomed!!!

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by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting jiggy with it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah..He’s been solid. Though he didn’t need to be tonight, he had huge saves the other day…But they murdered the Sens tonight they got outshot two to one and….Oh…

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by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that counts?

um another point for my fantasy team….uggg

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Top line should be embarrassed, but it’s no real surprise the only line doing anything features our two hardest-working forwards. And Selanne’s showing some jump, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably thinking, “Fuck. I came back for this?”

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see it now: Selanne, disgusted with the team’s performance, retires. On the exact same day, Niedermayer, disgusted with the team’s performance, un-retires.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Teemu, but we need the defense more. Come back, Scotty.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

the score would probably still be 3-0 (no selanne, no goal for Ducks either)

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I would take that.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost 16 mil to the cap on that line and they suck ass. Pathetic.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Stars are 2-0. (sob)

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck
Islanders we were counting on you!!!!

Wait what…?!?!?

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by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant that they’re 2-0 on the season, having won 5-4 in the shootout tonight.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know It was up to the islanders to keep them at 3 points. They failed us..Damn them.

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by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perry gave his 2nd intermission Douche lessons, apparently.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Alhers just said “smear le queer”. LOL

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

i know and gayward said “give props”

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like bodie’s play today

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I like a lot of players and play, it’s just the results that are terrible.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan and Getz are playing like complete crap.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and staying out too long so it costs an extra possession, as well.

The point isn’t to demonstrate leadership by ending shifts completely gassed.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, this is interesting. Bodie made his contribution.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

think we can get some goals on a cold goaltender?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It’d probably require some shots-on-goal. Anybody’s guess.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

So far, Nashville could have gone with an empty net. But I’m sure at some point some puck will trickle towards the new netminder.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

baldy has that look of not giving a shit…thats special

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And defenders are guessing very well on “Will Getzlaf make some superhero pass attempt?” game.

Since the answer is invariably “yes, until it works”.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad it never works.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

u need a getlaf give away meter…although it could overload sbn

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, their goalie touched the puck, barely!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey had to say hi before he could attempt a goal, naturally.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there’s corey perry.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

not the time for one your goalie runs

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s got to be productive SOMEHOW

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by SK eleven on Oct 9, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it did make me laugh

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait (hic), if, hypothetically, you had Rinne on your fantasy team, and he left the game while leading, and if the Preds (hic) hang on to win, does Rinne get the win?

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Assuming it never gets tied (and sure, let’s pretend that’s up for grabs), then yeah, Rinne gets the win.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. By the way — Jack and Coke: not bad!

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damned right!!

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, and then when you get sick of coke, you can try Jack-Two-Oh, or the ol’ Jack-and-Water.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack and ginger ale, is popular too

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by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have Cherry Coke in the fridge, too. Ever tried that? Not sure if it’d be as good as regular Coke. For some reason, I’m getting a lot of vanilla-y taste.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sailor Jerry and Cherry Coke, is a great combo.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh never tried it…but it can’t hurt right? Its the only way to find out if you like it…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have yet to try it..as I hate ginger ale and all..But people order it at the bar every once and awhile…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had it — it’s fine. But lately I’m mostly water.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice soft D play there mikkelson…jeez

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ducks players hate us.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

kings in there old school purple nice

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Half a comeback period squandered — true to form, Ducks are getting outshot in their alleged “comeback” scheme.

But this is the first time all season and preseason that the Ducks have taken 30 shots on goal. If it weren’t so overall depressing, I’d celebrate.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to drink too much beer and eat way too much pizza after this game

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Jonas Hiller somehow gets blamed for this loss, too. C’mon, Jonas! We scored you a whole goal over 5 1/2 periods, make it stand up, jerk!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, but I guess it could be worse. The 1999-00 Ducks scored zero goals over their first two games. Good thing we’re not those suckers.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaks my heart to hear the Preds fans mock him. IT’S NOT HIS FAULT, YOU JERKS!

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, how hard is it for them to learn the appropriate “Getzlaf you suck!” chant?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you know? Top line lazy coming back?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I give randy 8 more games before he’s canned.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d fire him now. We’re just waiting.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

As the Preds get their 41st shot on goal.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah enough is enough…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF is Mara doing? SSHHHITTT.

You’re slower than a snail, you know you’re not going to make it back.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Getzlaf, you’re being stupid. Knock it off.

by Mudhippy on Oct 9, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Was it him that just flicked the puck at Hiller?

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup — and then it just melts down at an incredibly increasing rate from there.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

cue the art of suicide cartoon

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope — I’m not putting in any effort tonight. I’m a blogger that runs on team-fueled inspiration, and through two games, I’ve got nothing.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its only two games..Its still good its still good…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantasy tip: Play all your St. Louis Blues on Monday.

Then in the third period, when the game is out of reach, play your Ducks for the useless penalty minutes.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

But are those PIMs worth the hit you’ll take in +/- ? That is the question.

Also, I hate myself for this, but I’m hoping the Kings light Luongo up tonight. I’m loving both teams’ retro jerseys.

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the no names on the jerseys scares me….

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by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! Quick’s mask has ears!

by g r a c e on Oct 9, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Through nine games, now, the shot discrepancy grows to 136. Opponents 357, Ducks 221. Goals are Opponents 36, Ducks 21.

Randy?

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The cumulative stats line for Getzlaf, Perry, and Ryan ($15.75M cap hit):

0 g, 0 a, -7, 27 PIM.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not shocked at the goals against…the last 2 games..its the one goal thru two games…fuckin sucks…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, and it’s not like we’ve been robbed, either. I don’t know that any goalie we’ve seen has made multiple impressive saves.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and hwo do u fix the top line playing like shit?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Oct 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prayer

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Oct 9, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shave all their heads.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 9, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction: I’ve got some family thing this afternoon, so I’ll likely miss the start of the game, but I’ll try to join in midway through. Ducks get severely outshot, but maybe win?

Well… you were half-right.

49-37? The 19 shots the Ducks got in the second period were good, but they allowed 12 and gave up three goals, as well…

You’re almost never going when you’re giving up near 50 goals, and the Predators showed us last night what we all knew: the Ducks defense is much weaker now than they were when they had Pronger, Niedermayer, Beauchemin…

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Oct 10, 2010 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

the Predators preseason showed us last night what we all knew: the Ducks defense is much weaker now than they were when they had Pronger, Niedermayer, Beauchemin…

Fixed. But really, so is every defense in the league.

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 10, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Save us, San Andreas!

Normally, I’d feel kind of bad for a player who missed out on training camp, but I don’t know that there’s any evidence that any of the Ducks attended training camp — he’ll fit right in!

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by Earl Sleek on Oct 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I feel personally responsible for all this. I think I need to trade all the Ducks on my team to correct the disturbance in the Force.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Oct 11, 2010 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

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