FIRE FIRE FIRE!!! UPDATE: YOU MURRAY!!!UPDATE 2: SHARPEN YOUR PITCHFORKS!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 1, 2010 5:31 AM PDT
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angry duck fans who forgot to wear there jerseys/apparell...do we have willie on our side how cool!!
Where coming for you BAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!! THE REVOLUCION HAS BEGUN!!!
thats right there will be blood muthafucka!!
how every ducks fan feels right now!!!
UPDATE:YOU SIR NOW ARE IN THE CROSS HAIRS!!
get ready for a whole year of more of the same per barstool himself
from the OC register
"I’ve got total faith in Randy," Murray said. "He’s won a Stanley Cup. That’s not an issue here. It’s up to the players. Enough excuses. Talking about coaches and things gives them an excuse when they have no excuses in my eye."
he also goes on to say hes open to trading one of the big three!! somebody stop this fuckin maniac!!
samueli’s help us!!
Carlyle was miffed the Sharks still had their big stars on the ice for a 5-on-3 power play late in the second period that the Ducks managed to kill off.<!--googleoff: all-->
"It was 5-0 and you've got Joe Thornton and you got Patrick Marleau and you've got Heatley and you've got Boyle and you've got (Joe) Pavelski on the ice," he said. "People don't forget those things."
see this shit right here....this shit right here...this right here...its called def!!! (this is a katt williams bit without the offensive racial slur...not quite the same right?)
anyways this quote just pisses me off to no end...instead of trying to figure out..how to fix this team....or blaming himself or even his own top line or whatever (i missed most of the last 2 games as i was entertaining guests...in hindsight thank gaaawwwd) he says somthing stupid like this...hey dumbfuck stop worrying about the sharks trying to light up the score and more about your own fuckin team!!..this shit right here...this shit right here puto...tells me this guy has ran out of ideas, grasping for straws whatevea...fire fire fire....FIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!...AND IF BARSTOOL WONT DO IT FIRE BOTH THERE MONKEY ASSES!!! NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
p.s.
the steelers playing like shit on national TV has me more pissed as usual...the giants almost taking the world series isnt helping either...only the lakers looking great and beating tu madres arse in fantasy the only thing to go right this weekend
P.S.S.
having your hockey team stink it up is devestating for the soul...I mean seriously...fuuuuuuuuuuck!!! its the way were losing...i mean like the detriot game...we were right there..and a superstar makes a play...fine..shit happens...but fuck.
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Nice, Spade — I’m rec’ing this purely for the opening two images. I laughed pretty solidly, which was quite needed after this past weekend.
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if u dont laugh u cry…and i cried enough…love the profile pic..thinking of using the ’wrists" one for mine…if the ducks dont fire gorilla head…what else is there to talk about really?
cant event talk about cam cuz hes out….
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 1, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh, I saw a pretty weird movie last night — The Imaginarium of Dr. Pernassus. We could talk about that.
It’s quite star-studded — Heath Ledger (RIP), Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell all play the same character.
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i saw it too…its strange..i usually like strange…( i liked lost highway if u can believe besides bill pullmans shitty acting)..but i didnt dig it..
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 1, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it seemed unfinished, which I guess is understandable when your main actor dies.
I did like the devil character, though — he and the old man was a pretty good pairing.
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my grandpa rock a thin stache like his (the devil)..only a few can properly
was he the same actor (hes a singer too i heard) who played reinfeild in dracula.?..im too lazy to look up
yea it seemed like somthing was missing from the story..i dunno i was disapointed halfway thru and stopped paying attention ..sorry heath…hope your having fun in the afterlife
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 1, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, part of the problem was that I guess we were supposed to root for that Mercury nerd? He didn’t have a lot going for him, especially in his decision-making.
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u must be new to this site…film reviews are the norm..see archives
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 2, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point, plus we usually reserve the expression “wtf?” for Meg’s book reviews.
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Yeah, hands off my letters.
Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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matter of fact u, earl and rudy are slacking..i need to know what movie to watch next putos
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I just watched this movie on HBO on demand last night, and I need somebody else to watch it.
It’s in Spanish, and it’s called “Malta Con Huevo” (they translate it as “Scrambled Beer”), and I enjoyed it quite a bit.
A young man begins to experience bizarre time shifts thanks to a friend’s screwball concoction of beer and eggs in this comedy.
I could add to this description, but it’d only take away from the surprise. It’s weird but fun.
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hahaha.
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full
You didnt beat my ass. You squeaked out a win.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
I admit I displayed a lack of nuance.in my win
Didn’t wear black,
didn’t sing “Swinging on a Star.”
My win wasnt being judged for neatness,
only results.
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 1, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Great "Hudson Hawk" ref
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"Like I said, it’s like me giving you a high-five and chest bump after you hit for the cycle against the kid in the wheelchair." Vacafan on May 14, 2010
get ready for a whole year of more of the same per barstool himself
from the OC register
"I’ve got total faith in Randy," Murray said. "He’s won a Stanley Cup. That’s not an issue here. It’s up to the players. Enough excuses. Talking about coaches and things gives them an excuse when they have no excuses in my eye."
he also goes on to say hes open to trading one of the big three!!
samueli’s help us!!
we should be saying fire BOB!!!!…im realizing now
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 1, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Nahh
never gona happen. Murray would never trade one of the top three and even the top three know it. He’d be canned immediately. Unless of course one of the top three are struggling and or complaining…. A lot of good can come from just getting rid of RC.
A lot of good can come from just getting rid of RC.
easier said than done
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 1, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice work Spade.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 1, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Helene Elliott’s take, which has been forwarded to me by a reader:
Murray’s loyalty to Carlyle is admirable, but Murray has begun throwing players under the bus to explain why the Ducks are 14th in the West and 26th in the 30-team NHL. There’s no quicker way to alienate players than to say they’re not working hard enough when the truth is Murray hasn’t provided enough talent and depth to get better results.
I’m not even sure the last part is true — seems we have enough NHLers to ice a capable roster, but you can’t tell that from any set of games so far this year.
Overall, I’m puzzled at Bob’s notion that coaching doesn’t have anything to do with results.
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im done with both thos guys…thanks randy for getting us a cup…youll be reemmbered fondly…but laters..and you bob…take whatever barstool fancies you…maybe one from the jack daniels grille…and go do irisih spring commericals…get the fuck outta here….give our boys a fuckin chance to make somthing out of this nightmarish season…fuuuuuuuck!!!!!….we need a fan revolution need to make the samuelis hear us!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 2, 2010 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit, dude, this entire rant is amazing. And just.
I say you take his beloved chair from him, break it into pieces, and fuck him up with the splintered remains. Poetic justice. Hoisted by his own petard. Stooled by his own bar. Or something.
he also goes on to say hes open to trading one of the big three!!
WTF? The Three Douchemigos are practically all you have going for you…!
I think I just heard all the Leafs message boards cry out in one voice.
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yea id like to sodomize him with a one of the pegs of the barstool..ill hire someone else though to spread his cheeks
WTF? The Three Douchemigos are practically all you have going for you…!
yea thats why he has to be stopped…hes about to do some damage rather than axe his golfing buddy carlye
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 2, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Hockey’s Future or Eklund slipped him a little money on the side to say that…think about it. That just birthed three million potential trade rumor threads and six gazillion hits.
WHY, GOD
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guys a mad dawg right now…needs to be put down
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 2, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
You and Earl get the van, the nets, and the little dog-catchers outfits…wait outside the Ponda for him and strike.
Then when he’s down and foaming at the mouth, stand over him and scream:
YOU MURRAY!!!
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we will put a shiny new metal barstool with shot of jameson sitting on top..like catnip for a cap!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 2, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
“It was 5-0 and you’ve got Joe Thornton and you got Patrick Marleau and you’ve got Heatley and you’ve got Boyle and you’ve got (Joe) Pavelski on the ice,” he said. “People don’t forget those things.”
That’s just embarrassing, he’s complaining like a youth hockey coach angry that the other team isn’t playing nice and giving his guys a chance.
Getzlaf actually breathes through his bald spot. He’s like a porpoise.
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Yeah, that pisses me off, too. Make sure more of the game matters then, idiot.
And this is from a guy who pulled his goalie with a 3-goal deficit. Was he going to cry if the Sharks put a puck into the empty cage, too?
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by Earl Sleek on Nov 1, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
im starting to think he wants to get fired seriously!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 2, 2010 5:27 AM PDT up reply actions
somthing for cancer awarness or some disease…yea you would hope he still would throw on a fake one even after shaving it….maybe an evil villian/rollie fingers curly one
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 4, 2010 4:55 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s for men’s health in relation to cancer… so any cancer that affects men. Prostate, Testicular, etc. This is our version of that stupid pink ribbon women make us wear for their boobs.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
hey dont forget colon my dad died of that….i guess i should grow one for pops…ill just stay away from arizona..i look like a wetter with a stache
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 9, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
Movember — players across the league are (re)growing their mustaches for something-or-another awareness.
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Yeah, my pal and I were laughing about it because neither of us could remember what it actually was about.
They even mentioned it on last night’s telecast, but I wasn’t really listening. It may be something like “men’s health issues, particularly cancer” or something broad-sweeping like that.
It’s tough to remember if you don’t give me something individual to focus on! :)
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Is it mustache cancer? That would make sense.
I’ll bet it’s mustache cancer.
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LAT calls it
an effort to raise funds and awareness for cancers affecting men
That sounds like code for “prostate and ball cancer, but we don’t want to come out and say it.”
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who are you kevin garnett? you should be ashamed of yourself!!
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AiY3txPP1nZgEdKzuvQbgn28vLYF?slug=aw-garnettvillanueve110310
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I know you’re hard to understand sometimes, but what?
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by Niesy on Nov 4, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was diagnosed with mustache cancer (“the bristly killer”) sometime in the early aughts. I feel like less of a man since my mustachectomy.
Parros’s donation allows me to hold my head up high now, and I can resume my former life of sexually harassing legal secretaries during happy hour at Bennigan’s.
by ievans on Nov 4, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
so when your in a group with women and on says to the other…ya know girl..i got the best mustac…err..i mean…oh sorry..
your all..“its ok”..then you go home and weep in your pillow
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 4, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
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