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Haha, relax -- that's just a joke way of saying "I'm too lazy to write much today".

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In case you missed it last week, I had a bit of a falling out with our sponsor.

If you're interested, though, here was going to be the topic du jour: Sleek's suggestion #3: Re-release NHL 94 (with updated rosters, of course).  It was a much simpler video game that turned me into a hockey fan back in the day -- less complications in gameplay will attract more potential gamers-turned-fans and make for a more rewarding trashtalk experience, I'd think.

Feel free to discuss this idea or add your own unpaid suggestion in the comments.

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Instead, I'm just going to highlight IAmJoe's noble fanpost from yesterday -- a rather costless way to help support sled hockey in SoCal.

To help them get this grant, all you have to do is visit this link  to go to their page on the Refresh Everything project.   On the right side, click "Vote For This Idea", and sign in automatically using your Facebook account.  The top 10 ideas get their funding, and this is currently sitting at #20.   You can vote once per day, every day, until Nov 30.

Read the whole post here.  Good work, IAmJoe.

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Prediction: I won't be around for game comments tonight; once again real life is forcing me to watch on DVR delay.  The Ducks attempt to take advantage of a fatigued opponent, but instead learn a valuable lesson about corporate hypersensitivity.  :)  Goals by B-Ry, Four Eyes, Stone Hands, and the Leaning Tower of Sbisa.

Go Ducks.

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I never played NHL 94… My first game was 2002, I think. If they were to re-release it (for real, not like a couple years ago where they just let you play with basic controls or whatever), I’d buy it.

And by the way, be cautious if scanning the Defending Big D comments. They’re still insanely pissed over last night’s game (It is Los Angeles, after all. If our players couldn’t act, they wouldn’t be here. That’s DL’s #1 criteria, #2 is “name isn’t ‘Ilya Kovalchuk’”)

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by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

What part are they pissed off about? I didn’t get to see it, and really only saw the NHL on the Fly version. Was it Dustin Brown?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s one of the culprits I hear.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Nov 12, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, there are certain players who, if your team insists on employing them, it almost undermines your complaints about said topic. Ribeiro is one of them. Live by the dive, die by the dive.

(I mean, it still sucks to get jobbed, if they got jobbed. But Ribeiro’s on-ice morality includes trying to get the other team jobbed.)

Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and MacDonald were important.

by Dominik on Nov 12, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Dustin Brown… Drew Doughty “dove” at the end into the boards, drawing a 5-minute major PP for the final four minutes (Kings had a 2-1 lead, and scored once)…

The whole game was ugly, and there were bodies flying all over the place. They’re just pissed that penalties were called on both sides.

That, and the fact that Burish got a questionable major-misconduct and Richardson got a cross-checking minor, when I thought could’ve actually been a major-misconduct.

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
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by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Drew just got back from head trauma so he decided, “Why not one more whack? I love a bleeding cranium.”

That is seriously their thesis. Ooooookay.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 12, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

That was exactly what I said at Defending Big D:

“Doesn’t make sense to me why Doughty, who missed six games with a concussion, would take a dive there in a dangerous position and bang his face into the dasherboard.”

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by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, saw that play. I can see where a penalty was called because definitely at full speed it looked like boarding. But a major? You’ve got to be kidding on that. He bounced right back up. He wasn’t even fully square to the boards either.

by Wooster11 on Nov 12, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had a Youtube clip here. But you don’t want guys eating it facefirst into the boards. That’s why that penalty exists.

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by Niesy on Nov 12, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but they’re the Kings… so those “care about the players” rules don’t apply.

by Wooster11 on Nov 12, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Doughty kinda got himself into that position. He even turned around and saw the Star player coming. I don’t think he dove but I thought he could’ve done a better job evading the impact or at least better absorbing it. Glad he isn’t hurt, again.

by ScottyKnows on Nov 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The more I think about it, I think that maybe the refs called the penalty they did to try to keep more stuff from happening…

It was an ugly game, and maybe they felt that this incident with Doughty would further escalate the tensions. What’s unfortunate is that it was a 2-1 game at the time, and the only remaining goal was scored on the PP.

Not taking anything away from Quick or the Kings, but you have to wonder if Dallas could’ve gotten back in the game if not for that penalty, and you have to hope it wouldn’t have made a difference.

Since we can’t find that out for sure, the Stars fans are obviously gonna use that as an excuse as to why they didn’t get the win, just as we would the same if it happened to us.

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by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Then whats their excuse for the last game, or all the games last season that we won? I don’t think it’s the refs.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Nov 12, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Doughty also didn’t have the puck. Are you allowed to shove someone off balance just because he sees you there?

If you are, I hope you’re cool with that happening a dozen times to Fowler.

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by Niesy on Nov 12, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Huh? Cam hasn’t hit anybody yet — leave him out of it.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh back? I’m not talking about him hitting anyone, I’m talking about the possibility of him being hit.

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by Niesy on Nov 12, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Why Cam, though? Just need to pick a raw spot today?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Because it was a Ducks fan saying that it was Drew’s fault that happened. As for raw spot — I don’t really understand what that means, as both Drew and Cam went through that recently.

Basically, having read a lot on concussions and spinal injuries, I think boarding should be called more, not less. But everyone wants to give it a pass if the player’s not hurt on the play.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 12, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, guys get vulnerable sometimes — happened to Cam (though he had the puck, and it was behind an opposing net), I guess it happened to Drew.

I just got flustered by the logic that since Drew got hit once, Cam was going to get it a dozen times. Makes it sound like there’s a “let’s take a run at the 18-year-old who hits nobody” conspiracy I didn’t know about.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

since Drew got hit once, Cam was going to get it a dozen times

I’m confused by your reading of what I said, yet again.

I was making a point that if you’re okay with that sort of interference shove play, you should be ready to see it done a lot to your star player and still be cool with it. But it’s not legal.

I don’t really understand what line I’ve crossed but this whole thing is confusing.

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by Niesy on Nov 12, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

internet = famous for mis-communications :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t really understand what line I’ve crossed

If a Duck breaks his leg playing hockey, I don’t know that my appropriate response should be to tell a Kings fan that they should be cool with it when it inevitably happens to Kopitar.

It’s just random and weird.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just random and weird.

Does this surprise you on BoC? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

She was responding to ScottyKnows saying basically that Doughty did it to himself. Her mistake was saying what if it happened to Cam Fowler, because everyone knows if you wish injury on any Duck, it should be Corey Perry.

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Nov 13, 2010 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

She was responding to ScottyKnows saying basically that Doughty did it to himself.

Yes, this. And I was not wishing injury on Cam. It was an “if” statement, purely hypothetical, about how he’d feel justifying that it it kept happening to his player. I’m obviously not okay with boarding and the injuries that can result from that, and never have been.

To take “If a Duck player breaks his leg I’ll be fine wishing it on Kopitar” from what I said is the thing that’s random and weird to me. But I’m done trying to explain myself.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 13, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, let’s just assume that nobody’s cool with hits on their star players, and stop the weird assumption that it would be (even if multiplied by 12).

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 13, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was going for. That it’s ridiculous to justify stuff like that.

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by Niesy on Nov 13, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, problem is, I don’t really see where anybody told you to be cool with Doughty being hit — the comment was that Doughty may or may not have put himself in a dangerous position, or whether it deserved a major or minor penalty.

Hell, I didn’t even see the play, so I’m useless — but I don’t know that it should turn to a “be cool when it happens to Fowler” talk. Because I don’t know if that’s being implied to you at all.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 13, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This has gone on long enough so allow me to moderate.

Niesy was using Fowler as an example so you could empathize with Kings fans. As in “how would you react if someone took a run at Fowler” He didn’t say anyone should or that he wanted it to happen. It was and example to illicit an emotional response, something for a duck fan to relate to. Que buena?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 13, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by Niesy on Nov 14, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure — but I don’t see the challenge of “Hey Niesy — like it!”

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 14, 2010 5:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Earl. Seriously. I get the feeling that I should never have dared to mention Cam’s name, or that I should have treated this topic with more delicacy than the subjects of sexism, homophobia, and rape. All the shit that gets said here, trashtalk or otherwise, and this is what gets you to single it out as something that’s not an “appropriate” response?

More than one person has tried to explain it to you now, and you keep picking at it. I don’t know why, or to what end. But after this many comments, it feels like you’re going out of your way to be a jerk.

I know you feel like the wronged party and you won’t apologize, but this is bizarre. I’ve had enough.

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by Niesy on Nov 14, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

your still cool in my book.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 14, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

My apologies. Enjoy the state rape and feel free to bring up runs on Fowler whenever you want.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 14, 2010 11:56 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Next time you want to illustrate your point use one of Earl’s family members or maybe a close friend. Just not Fowler.

Thy time is nigh.

by Hambone* on Nov 14, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

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-Jim Morrison -

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 15, 2010 5:08 AM PST up reply actions  

=/

I didn’t say it was his fault. What does it matter if I’m a Ducks fan? Just thought he was smarter than that to put himself in a vulnerable position. I didn’t think I was bashing at all. Just an objective opinion. Weirdos

by ScottyKnows on Nov 15, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they were both going for the puck… Doughty was just ahead of the Dallas player. He should obviously expect some contact…

by ScottyKnows on Nov 15, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I’m going to take the opposite approach and recommend you go to defending big d. Straight comedy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 12, 2010 12:23 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I love checking out the loser’s blog just to see how pissed the fans are. Makes me feel better about myself when it’s my team that wins.

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
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by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

how does that work when you’re playing against another BoC team?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Easy, we’ll be checking FTF Monday

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by Nut on Nov 12, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t count your chickens before they hatch dude!

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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why I love the BoC dynamic… that, and the fact that we all have separate blogs, as well.

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
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by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a love / hate relationship with the BoC dynamic … sometimes I want to kick ass of others here … other times just merely strangle … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it may be partly that most of the people here are Ducks fans…

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by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

NHL 94

I would love something that is a bit easier to play. I tried NHL10 on the Wii and it was just too complicated for my brain (or maybe I’m just too stupid).

by hockeychic on Nov 12, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to think it’s just the Wii. Those motion controls just don’t work very well.

by Wooster11 on Nov 12, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Earl, go to www.NHL94Online.com. They release a ROM version of NHL 94 with updated rosters, as well as running online leagues and stuff. You’ll need a Sega Emulator to run it though. And legally speaking, you are only supposed to have the ROM if you own to original game (thus it counts as just having a backup). Emulators are into some shady legal territory, so I dunno if we can be all posting ROMs and Emulators on SBN without getting you in trouble again, so I’ll let you decide if we can go there.

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by IAmJoe on Nov 12, 2010 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

Haha, fuck if I know. We’ll just call this “hearsay”. :)

Besides, I’m a SNES disciple.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:41 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh whoops, there’s links on the right side to Gens/ZSNES and the ROM. So I guess I probably already broke the rules.

In that case, here’s a link to NHL94 ROM updated to the 2009-10 rosters.

http://sacrificethebody.blogspot.com/
Sacrifice the Body - Examining the NHL through statistical analysis, reasoned thought, and blind conjecture.

by IAmJoe on Nov 12, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

but that ROM is a Genesis version. I believe through the NHL94Online website you can get the SNES version. But these things do exist!

The above file is going to be packaged in a .rar, it will need to be extracted using a product like WinRAR. Let me know if there is a password.

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by IAmJoe on Nov 12, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Just a quick note… 7-zip better than WinRar – No nag screens and completely freeware. Just can’t create a RAR file with 7-zip but can extract it.

by Wooster11 on Nov 12, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

What happened last week with your sponser?

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Nov 12, 2010 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

Not really worth getting into — I made some jokes that went too far, sponsor got angry, posts got deleted.

I thought I kept to guidelines, but I suppose writing on this blog has given me thicker skin than most.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:51 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

aww

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by Evilducks on Nov 12, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

No worries — the story about the deleted posts was probably better than the posts themselves.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The Ducks attempt to take advantage of a fatigued opponent, but instead learn a valuable lesson about corporate hypersensitivity

lets hope dallas comes out like we came out against the islanders…i like our chances then…ill be hanging with the king of ptown tonite..so should be a drunkfest maddness..ill have to ask him what happened last nite..sounds wild…

p.s. nice cartoon sleek

p.s.s. I bit the hand that fed this morning by beating wooster at nhl 11 in a close one in OT..we both were the ducks of course..he got an unexpected lilja backhander…and a bobby ryan goal..i countered with koivu and teemu..in regulation..but then beat him in OT with a beautiful shot from the the point with vish with a redirection from bobby ryan with like 26 sec to a shootout…it was crazy…hiller was a beast for both sides

p.s.s.s. does a confident leaning tower os sbisa keep that physicality rolling? keep proving spade wrong? hope so

p.s.s.s.s. its good to be hispanic somtimes…my fatherinlaw making (border style) tacos today…yummy!!..see ya later got erands to run

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
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Go Ducks!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2010 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

p.s.s. I bit the hand that fed this morning by beating wooster at nhl 11 in a close one in OT.

Nicely done, hahaha. All Lilja backhanders are unexpected.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t just a Lilja backhander. It was a big time skill play with a deke and toe drag move to the backhand to beat Hiller on the short side. He recently came out of the box after taking out Selanne on a blatant interference play, but quickly made up for it.

And much like the Ducks, I was totally dominated during that 3rd period and overtime by Spade.

bobby ryan with like 26 sec to a shootout

It was more like 9 seconds left in OT – There were 13 seconds left when we had the faceoff. For some reason I ice the puck and Spade decides to call a timeout (like that ever works in video games), and there it is. He wins the faceoff cleanly, Vishnovsky fires the shot and it’s deflected in by Ryan.

In my defense, Lydman must have experienced double vision as he completely vacated the front of the net and was heading towards to opposite faceoff dot on that play. I think he was going after the duplicated Vishnovsky. Ryan was all alone by himself in front of Hiller. Also, Spade was the home team – and we all know how good the Ducks are at home and how bad they can be on the road.

Anyhow, I had a great time playing this morning. I forgot how fun it could be playing online with someone you know (or sort of know through a blog).

by Wooster11 on Nov 12, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m swamped most of this weekend, but next week I’ll move my cable modem and unwrap my NHL 11 — maybe it’s time I tried the game before I badmouth it. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

haha yea that interference call was funny so blatent!..im commenting using boc mobile…its strange

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Go Ducks!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2010 1:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, I totally just went out and hit him. You would have beat me to the puck, but still, you weren’t very close to touching it yet.

I just like to think of it as Lilja’s revenge against Selanne for when Lilja just left the puck for Selanne and Teemu scored that backhander against Hasek for the OT winner in the playoffs against Detroit.

by Wooster11 on Nov 12, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

FYI

It’s VISNOVSKY.

Signed,

Kings Fan

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by Buck Turgidson on Nov 12, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

my fatherinlaw

your married? hmmmm, whats the deal with all these wild orgies? you guys swingers?

makes me wonder what Spade-et is like.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 12, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

haha..i meant step father…its weird im so not used to having one..always get confused what to call him..im down with dad…my dads in the grave

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Go Ducks!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2010 1:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

meant not down with calling him that..damn u boc mobile!

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Go Ducks!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2010 1:10 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

even if he’s on fire?

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 12, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, yeah, Spade, we believe you in that there’s no Mrs. Spade hiding somewhere ;)
Haha I can even imagine a drunk Vegas wedding…. oh dear haha I amuse myself for no reason. Fun stuff :)

by AppleSweetRose on Nov 12, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Chen has the list of All-Star candidates to vote for:

Anaheim Ducks: Teemu Selanne, Ryan Getzlaf, Corey Perry, Bobby Ryan

Los Angeles Kings: Jonathan Quick, Ryan Smyth, Drew Doughty, Anze Kopitar

San Jose Sharks: Antti Niemi, Dan Boyle, Joe Thornton, Patrick Marleau, Dany Heatley

That’s all that matters.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 12:52 PM PST reply actions  

Blah. Niemi? If even Sharks fan don’t like him, who else will vote for him? Nostalgic Hawks fans? Tsk
Yay for the rest.

by AppleSweetRose on Nov 12, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This is just for the starting six, so guys like Lubo, Williams, or Niittymaki could make it in the aftermath.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Great, but its still like you being able to vote for McElhinney over Hiller for the starting line up.

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by Evilducks on Nov 12, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d actually do that — Hiller’s going to see enough pucks this season; I only want him playing in games that count. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A FTF poster said we should get Niemi into the ASG because people love scoring.

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by Evilducks on Nov 12, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahahha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2010 4:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Not like it’s going to make much of a difference.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 12, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be at the game tonight. Go Victory Pack!!!!!!!!
I feel I have been contributing to the Ducks recent success, and I will tell you how. All Duck fans of legal drinking age should also partake.

Ok, here’s how to help the Ducks.

Drink a Brass Monkey before the game. Ive been doing this for all of their last 5 wins. I wont stop until they lose. Please join me.

What is a Brass Monkey you ask? It is an Old English 40 mixed with Orange juice.
Sound gross? Your wrong, its delicious. It turns that cheap malt liquor into an easily (even for chicks) drinkable good luck charm for our Ducks. If you dont have Old E, then just pour some O.J. in your beer or cocktail, because its the O.J. thats the good luck(get it?, Orange county), but I’m not guaranteeing it will taste as good as a Brass Monkey.

Go Ducks!!!!!!

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by tu madre on Nov 12, 2010 1:00 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

i might need to try this..go ducks!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 12, 2010 1:13 PM PST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was just a Beastie Boys song

by Wooster11 on Nov 12, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

learn something new every day.

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by tu madre on Nov 12, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

the brass monkey is a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor that has been consumed to the top of the label and then filled with orange juice. The accepted method for mixing is by rolling the bottle across the floor to ensure homogeneity of the solution.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 12, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol I love the science language for the recipe for the ghetto drink.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 12, 2010 2:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Also, I should highlight: go fanposts! :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

hilarious!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks win, I win, you win, we all win!

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 12, 2010 9:47 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Hooray! I know nothing except the scoreboard, but I like it!

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Finland 16, Canada 15, USA 14, Slovakia 3.

Suomi!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I always come looking for this stat…maybe you should add it to the sidebar somewhere? :)

by SK eleven on Nov 13, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

oh – mostly because I’m too lazy to keep track myself. :)

by SK eleven on Nov 13, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Really, it was supposed to be over by now — as soon as Finland was out of the race, I was going to stop. But who’s stopping Finland now? :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 13, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

uh …. not sure how I win in this … pretty sure I don’t.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we forgot that you’re a Stars fan.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY!! now take that back!! I watched the game wondering who the hell to cheer on … I just couldn’t bring myself to cheer on each … so just watched … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you got a regulation decision — in that scenario, it’s the best option for you. Win!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

well there is that

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually just root for the non-tie in games like this. After dealing with those cry baby Stars fans I set my hatred of Getzlaf’s bald jerkstore face. I was watching the game with my brother-in-law who was nice enough to buy me a ticket to the game 1 vs. the sens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 12, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t say we all win… fucking NHL schedule makers didn’t allow for there to be a potential Texas-sized state rape :(

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So Cal State Rape?

"Marriage is the leading cause of divorce"

by angelofdeath on Nov 12, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, for a less lazy blogger, probably — but I’m a purist.

Can’t rush fine art. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It'd be pretty funny though

Just like your old New York, “Not My Big Apple” bit… Except this one says, “Everything’s bigger in TexASS” Hehe

If the Kings win tomorrow, it’s not really state rape… New York has been done already (emphasis on the word “done”)… It’s more like consensual sex….

"Marriage is the leading cause of divorce"

by angelofdeath on Nov 12, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but it’s still somewhat a compelling story. With Tampa Bay — that was a team on a roll that got stopped, but that may have been coming with time.

With the Islanders — this team was way way overdue for a win coming into the state. If they go home empty, that’s ridiculous.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

makes you wonder with each State Rape we get, if teams are going home wishing they an earthquake on Ca … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s ridiculous but that 10 (9?) game losing streak has me worried. You’d think a team with a bad record would be a sure thing. Law of averages though. Gotta give some time.
You better have that state rape graphic ready though. If it’s late, maybe it could be NY in a therapists office dealing with PTS. I have several other ideas but lets not take rape too lightly here. Hard to walk the “funny rape” line. Beautifully done so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 12, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’d be terrified — Kings unbeaten at home. Islanders winless since forever. It stinks of doom.

For karma’s sake, I usually don’t start a state rape toon until it’s in the bag. I’ve been burned before.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Kings unbeaten at home. Islanders winless since forever. It stinks of doom.

Well … I think it’s time for the Kings to be shaken up a bit. (sorry State Rape)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You and everybody else who made an offseason bet with Rudy. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I should point out — not me this time! Lesson learned! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

no more meat train for you huh?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 12, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. I’m now supporting the Etem Express. Or something.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 11:00 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Everything going in the Kings favor… nothing going right for the Islanders.

I’ve said it before: this is the kind of game the Kings should win, and therefore they will certainly be blown out.

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 11:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you gonna bust out the "Not My Big Apple" cartoon

Or are you making something new? (you know, dependent on the Kings winning)

"Marriage is the leading cause of divorce"

by angelofdeath on Nov 12, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’ll make it new — I can dig up that old graphic, but I believe it has old scores on it.

And I just re-made the California piece from scratch (all my old templates died on my old laptop), so it’s itching for re-use.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 12, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Does a “raping” of the Islanders really count?

It’s like tonight’s Devils-Oilers game… Congratulations, Devils fans. You beat the fucking Oilers.

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 12, 2010 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it count for state rape? Yeah. Yeah it does. Other than that, just a regular game.

The worst part about the devils win is In Lou We Trust douche writer Fisher has a boner about an OT win over the (now) worst team in the league. And a Kovalchuk goal! Yipeee! That goal cost your team 25 million dollars.
I have just decided to keep track of Kovys goals in terms of how much each one cost against his contract. Current status = 25 million a goal. Go screw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 13, 2010 12:01 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

And it’s funny… Kovalchuk is “only” making $6 million this year… wait for 2012-2017, when he’s making over $11 million each year!

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 13, 2010 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Just read Fischer’s post… damn, guy’s having an orgasm from that goal.

It was a nice goal, yeah… but the one thing I CONTINUE to say to EVERYBODY: “YOU BEAT THE FUCKING EDMONTON OILERS!!!”

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 13, 2010 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I realized you couldn’t take that site seriously when most everyone else could see a cap circumvention issue during the summer, yet they had blinders on … and on top of that, banned Quisp. I think their homerism surpassed the Wings over the summer. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 13, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

They banned Quisp?! I shall avenge him by exposing their ignorance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 13, 2010 9:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

For really bad reasons, too, I think. I understand what Samsung did more than what ILWT did.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 13, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It was really funny… yeah, they were getting rather pissed at me. Now, I wish I could go back to them and just ride them on how shitty that plan has worked for the Devils (I’m not banned, but they aren’t worth it to me)

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 13, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

“Stop coming to our site and giving us accurate information about this situation.” Banned. Wow.
If you aren’t a member of ILWT do yourself a favor and go read the thing you have to accept to join the site. It’s a list of ways not to have any fun while talking hockey. Then go read Nucks Misconduct’s agreement terms. Then read the comments and game threads on each site. Amazing difference. It’s basically the difference between a political conversation in America and one in communist Russia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 13, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

In Lou We Trust:

Welcome to In Lou We Trust, be you a Devil fan or someone who wants to be a Devils fan but has yet to discover that fact!

This is just a blog about the Devils. All points of view are welcomed and encouraged. The full listing of rules can be found on a link on the left side of the site that I highly encourage you to read. But here’s a quick summary of them to keep in mind when you comment/post a FanPost/post a FanShot.

—Keep it clean – I’m serious, no cursing.
—No bigotry – that means slurs, pejoratives, etc.
—No spam.
—No discussion of illegal streams at all.
—No trolling (and I highly encourage you not to troll elsewhere on SBN)
—Keep personal attacks to a minimum, debate is fine, but don’t let it go to If Tibbs, Tom, Matt, Kevin, or I say to stop it, I recommend that you do.
—No politics, No religion, No personal stuff (if you need to contact us, our email addresses are easily found at the bottom),
-No off topic comments. Tangents are OK, but keep comments relevant to the posts. Keep comments relevant to the story posted.
—No Multiple user names and I would advise you to not name yourself after a player or another person unless you are that player/person.

Violations will see comments deleted, users warned and/or banned per discretion.

Nucks Misconduct:

Community Guidelines:
1. We like civility. You like civility. We all like civility!
2. Roll with the punches if you’re going to throw ‘em.
3. Insulting the Flames or Hawks will result in the reward of candy.
4. #3 isn’t real. Yet.

ILWT is literally communist Russia, and NM is… probably about as loose as BoC is (although with my current signature, I’d probably get banned if I went over there now)

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 13, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I like my hockey blogs like I like my women.

Loose.

I’m sure everyone on here loves hockey just as much as anyone on ILWT. Taking it too seriously or not allowing a relaxed atmosphere for discussion isn’t helping anyone. Another good place to look is last night’s NJ loss’ post game notes on Copper and Blue, EDM’s blog.

And banning Quisp? That guy was dead on with every single thing he said this summer. If he got banned for sharing those accuracies, well, that’s just egregious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 13, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Being a Devils fan, I absolutely have to agree with you on the ILWT thing. It’s just not fun. Informative yes. Say what you will about the guy, but Fischer has incredible analytical pieces. That being said, it’s not a place to have fun at all. One guy a few months ago posts something explaining that it was his first post and stated his opinion on a recent rumor. Fischer practically insulted him for his grammar and essentially told him not to post again if that was how he was gonna write. It pissed me off.

by skly27 on Nov 13, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

if more people felt that way, and spoke out about it – then the Devils site could change to be more fun … more relaxed. go to other SBN hockey sites (I’ve been to most), a good % of them are fun to hang out in … it surprises me that Fischer keeps his so rigid.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 13, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't forget to throw your shoe.

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I hate posting a gem like this after the thread is a couple days old. Earl: Go post this on ILWT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3EJYWhHrJw

by Hambone* on Nov 14, 2010 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you find this post? I’ve got to see it!

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

by Kevin Y on Nov 14, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe our guideline is “If you’re going to be mean, please be funny”, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen that screen.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 13, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

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