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Sharks Gameday: Blew Jackits



 

As Barry Melrose always says, "A two goal lead is the worst lead in hockey." In their past few games the Sharks are doing their best to prove the wisdom of that greasy-mulleted old sage, and also making a strong argument to add "Disallowed goals make you want to stab your fingers into your own eyes" to Barry's list of hockey truisms. 

And now it falls to our humble Sharks to defend the honor of California from the scourge of the Blue Jackets. Don't send a King or a Duck to do a Shark's job, I guess.

What the hell happened to the California teams? A week ago all three teams were winning and moving up in the Western conference, and now it seems like the Hockey Gods have decided to punish California and none of the teams can manage to hold on to a lead or get a win.

Star-divide

At least the Sharks have gotten points out of this last pair of painful losses, but that's a small consolation after the way things played out, TWICE. The Sharks have shown stretches of strong play in both games, but also an infuriating tendency for their best players to act like total boneheads (Dan Boyle, I'm glaring in your direction). Mike Moore has been an impact player in both good ways and bad since coming up to cover for Douglas Murray, but it's clear that the team is frighteningly thin on defense.

Coming into the season we were relying on Marc-Edouard Vlasic to be much better than he has been thus far, and with his soft play combined with the injuries to Murray and Niclas Wallin the Sharks look just as bad at protecting a lead as we all feared they might be.

Tonight the key for the Sharks is to eliminate turnovers and to hustle to loose pucks. These are boring, stupid cliches but they're also major problems for the Sharks right now.

Barry Melrose, in your infinite wisdom, please see fit to grant the Sharks a win tonight. Amen

Prediction: Sharks play solid defense and win 3-1, with goals from Thornton, Setoguchi, and Pavelski with an awesome scar on his face after last game.

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You know what’s worse than a 2-goal lead? A 1-goal lead. A 0-goal lead is bad too.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 20, 2010 9:06 AM PST reply actions  

Not according to Sir Barry!

California Über Alles
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Nov 20, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Is the amazing feat that he “hit a Brad Lidge slider…off Brad Lidge” ? If he could hit a Brad Lidge slider off Roy Halliday, now that would be awesome indeed.

by soccersucks on Nov 21, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it’s something they do to pretend that they’re smart, like they’ve found something obscure that no one else has noticed. Aha! This is what’s really important, not like that obvious thing that just anyone can notice.

Of course, I do this all the time, too. But I like to think that I’m not nearly as obnoxious about it as Tim McCarver. For that matter, I like to think that I’m not as obnoxious about a lot of things as Tim McCarver.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on Nov 21, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Barry Melrose’s name should always be prefaced with, “that greasy-mulleted old sage.” Now and forever.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on Nov 21, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

4-goal leads are pretty bad too

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Nov 20, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

so is ryan getzlaf

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
-Jim Morrison -

Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 20, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

this is very true, so is corey perry

I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Good job Giants, now win 3 more world series titles and then you just might be worthy of being mentioned in the same league as the A's.
THAT IS NABOKOV IN NET NOT NITTYMAKISHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
San Jose: Being Kept save from ferocious enemies by the Sharks and Earthquakes since 91 and 96.

by Diamondback15 on Nov 20, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

perry isnt bad hes just a douche

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 21, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Those are the worst beer league lead

by AnnihilatorRich on Nov 20, 2010 11:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!! I’m counting on you to make my weekend good!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 20, 2010 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

Blue jacket
Teal jacket

 who gives a shit.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 20, 2010 9:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

kicks you !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 20, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha Garon with the shutout. Go Gators!!!

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 20, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t make me hunt you down and hurt you!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 21, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Did Ohio just state rape California??

by Getzlaffedat on Nov 20, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

sshhhh.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 20, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

All the state raping got the better of them. Made them too… cocky? Haha

by AppleSweetRose on Nov 20, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Fucking state rape karma, man…

by AnnihilatorRich on Nov 20, 2010 11:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I feel so violated

Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?

by Lilly on Nov 21, 2010 12:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately, I only cartoon in one direction.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 21, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Good man.

California Über Alles
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Nov 21, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh @ Ohio … it couldn’t be a cool State like … ummmmm … hmmmmm … fuck!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 21, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know whether to feel happy for the vengeance

Or outright pathetic that the Isles needed Columbus to do the job they couldn’t.

I’m going with pathetic.

Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and MacDonald were important.

by Dominik on Nov 22, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We just got state raped!

Thanks a lot, fucking sharks. Way to lay down and roll over. Probably brought their own Vagisil.

by soccersucks on Nov 20, 2010 11:11 PM PST reply actions  

Probably brought their own Vagisil</strike
>. Analeze FTFY

by Grimjack on Nov 21, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the Kings or Ducks did anything to stop it.

"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda

by Evilducks on Nov 22, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if Barry Melrose ever said “This team is playing like shit.”

Probably when he was coaching the Lightning.

California Über Alles
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by Megalodon on Nov 21, 2010 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

it was probally more…“man im coaching like shit”..

way to go sharks

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 21, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

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