Battle of California Fantasy Report: Week 6
Premier Match-up
Slappyville Freezers vs. Setoguchi's Revenge
Setoguchi's Revenge wins 9-3!
MVP: Tim Thomas decided to play well again this week.
LVP: Brian Elliott had three losses and a 6.15 GAA this week. That dude sucks.
Michael Del Zotto was -7 this week, and that still didn't keep Setoguchi's Revenge from winning the +/- category.
Wiki-Sharks vs. Intaglio
Wiki-Sharks wins 9-5!
MVP: Zdeno Chara isn't just a giant - this week he had two assists, +7, and 12 penalty minutes.
LVP: Let's go with Mark Giordano. No points and a -2.
My boy Dan Ellis had a GAA of 15.42 this week. I did not win the goalie categories.
Anzeholics Anonymous vs. MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT
Anzeholics wins 13-0!
MVP: Steven Stamkos thinks he's sooooooo great.
LVP: Alex Goligoski had a 0 in every category this week, except for his awe-inspiring four shots on goal.
Hmmm, the first-place team in the league vs. a guy who isn't checking his team - the outcome is shocking.
Sleek and Destroy vs. Teal Blades
Sleek wins 10-4.
MVP: Jonathan Toews helps Sleek win the often-neglected SOG and FW categories.
LVP: Jason Arnott arnott good.
Only one assist for Joe Thornton this week. He won a bunch of faceoffs, but it's still a disappointing showing.
Kitten Mittens vs. spades little bandito's
Tie: 7-7. Booooo.
MVP: Seven points and 10 PIMs for Mike Richards this week.
MVP: How long will Carey Price play well? Hopefully not for too much longer.
Every time I try to type out spade's team name I put the apostrophe in the word "spades," where it logically should go, and then I have to "correct" myself and put it at the end.
IAmJoe(Pavelski) vs. BROWS
IAmJoe wins 8-3!
MVP: With a goal and three assists Dany Heatley is the leading scorer for IAmJoe this week. Looking at the rest of his team though, it really isn't that impressive.
LVP: Duncan Keith copies Goligoski and puts up zeroes in every category aside from four shots.
This was the least-inspiring match-up ever. Both these teams had a ton of players with 0 points this week, and it looks like Mike didn't even set up his team.
Fournick Gators vs. 2 Live Drew
Gators win 9-6!
MVP: Marc-Andre Fleury is starting to put up some solid numbers again.
LVP: Jonas Hiller. Yup.
Sweet sassy molassy.
McSorley's Stick vs. Quid Pro Clowe
Clowe wins 11-2!
MVP: Martin St. Louis had seven points. That one crazy Flyers-Lightning game screwed everything up.
LVP: Raffi Torres was just terrible this week. He should stick to his music career.
26 assists for Quid Pro Clowe this week, beating McSorley's stick by 20.
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LVP: Jason Arnott arnott good
hahaha. good one.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
Thanks – the first draft of that joke was “Jason Arnott good.” Did that version make any sense or is this better?
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Milan Lucic fuck u and your 4 goals!!..he pissed me off more than richards…i dont like tie’s either..
i play computer fem bot Intaglio this week…maybe this is sleeks alter ego?
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 22, 2010 10:33 AM PST reply actions
Milan Lucic has no trouble sticking his apostrophe in Spade!
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
ugh! I dropped down to #8? Sharks need to start showing up so my fantasy team improves.
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
This was the least-inspiring match-up ever. Both these teams had a ton of players with 0 points this week, and it looks like Mike didn’t even set up his team.
I wish I could say that was strategy on a shitty week but it was the curse of the work firewall and the faulty memory working with me. But hey, my goalies are back!
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Yeah, my team is seriously not very good.
I was totally planning on riding goaltending, and then Rask lost his job the first game of the season. I got nothin beyond him and Howard.
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Man, fuck the iPhone. I want a Bananaphone.
I’m not gonna lie. I used to listen to Raffi as a kid. I like this song. Thanks Meg.
"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.
by tu madre on Nov 22, 2010 1:33 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
My boy Dan Ellis had a GAA of 15.42 this week. I did not win the goalie categories.
Apparently stopping pucks could fall under the old #DanEllisProblems meme
by AnnihilatorRich on Nov 22, 2010 4:22 PM PST reply actions

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