Sharks Gameday: I Don't Like This
by Megalodon on Nov 27, 2010 10:06 AM PST
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PrintThe following is a partial list of things that I enjoy more than watching the Sharks lose 6-1:
- The song "Whip My Hair."
- Papercuts.
- Frostbitten testicles.
- Waiting in a three-hour line at the DMV to clear up a problem with a change of address form only to find when I get to the front counter that I need a copy of that very form, which they mailed back to my old address, which now has strangers living in it.
- Poison ivy.
- Telemarketers.
- That feeling you get when you are driving and then the cars in front of you slam on their brakes and so you do it too and you nearly crash and your heart pounds so hard you feel like you're going to die.
-That shitty ventriloquist comedian.
- Lyme disease.
- Paying taxes.
- Computer viruses.
- Tofurkey.
- Dropping my iPhone in the toilet.
Prediction: The Sharks switch to whatever phase of Jekyll and Hyde is good at hockey, and win 5-2. Goals by some guys who are good today, but played like garbage last night.
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you shouldn’t talk buddy boy!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
This blog was a lot more fun when our trash-talking wasn’t just “Our team sucks slightly less than yours.”
Chet Couture is a great man.
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California won’t be done in by an earthquake, it will be done in by the depression northern and southern California fans are in cause their respective hockey teams are struggling all at the same time
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
GO SHARKS!!
goddammit will you please fucking win consistently already!
okay I’m calm again
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
For my birthday, my wife bought me tickets to a game. When she was picking the game, she asked “what is a team that the Sharks will probably beat, because I don’t wan’t you in a bad mood after the game if they lose.” I said Columbus, so we went a few days ago. We walked out and I said, “well, we just got to witness the worst game the Sharks played this season.”
She was sad.
She came home last night after the game after hanging out with a friend. I told her “hey, guess what, we are no longer live witnesses to the worst game the Sharks have played this season. They got killed 6-1.”
She was happy.
by ruben398 on Nov 27, 2010 10:52 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Sounds like my girlfriend. While I’ve turned her into a fledgling Sharks fan, I’m still suspicious that the main reason she roots for them is so I’m not in a bad mood afterward.
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"The only crying allowed in hockey is when you lose a playoff series, retire or JR is speaking publicly." - Jamie Baker
OH SHIT TOMMY WINGELS IS PLAYING!
We can’t lose now!
Chet Couture is a great man.
Battle of California
I’ve got a good feeling about this. Wingels and Benn Ferriero in for Nichol and Setoguchi. Let’s hope they bring some energy and focus.
Chet Couture is a great man.
Battle of California
I’m officially amending my prediction: Wingles will score.
Chet Couture is a great man.
Battle of California
woohoo! GOAL!
I’m repeating myself :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
ugh … Niitty lost the puck
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Alas
"Playing Detroit in the playoffs is like paying your taxes. You either pay now or pay later." - Suisun Dan
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Ah fuck. Bad ankle injury for Wallin, it looks like.
Chet Couture is a great man.
Battle of California
GOAL!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
you must be happy huh?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
yeah I would feel that way bout last night IF I had watched the game … luckily I was out adn just have the score to cry over :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
boo
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by James Mirtle on Nov 28, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
GOAL!!
okay delay in saying there over here :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
GOAL!!
no more unlucky 2 goal lead!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Wallin and Huskins are both injured. Justin Braun has 21 minutes of ice time tonight. Jeeee-zus.
Chet Couture is a great man.
Battle of California
WIN!!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
I hope Worcester won’t mind losing half of their defensemen. We need some help.
Chet Couture is a great man.
Battle of California
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