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Ducks Gameday -- A Case for Firing Randy

Tampa Bay Lightning (7-2-1) at Anaheim Ducks (4-7-1), 7 pm
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From the OC Register blog:

Incensed after another couple of lackluster performances in losses this past weekend, Ducks general manager Bob Murray took his team to task and said that blaming coach Randy Carlyle for their current struggles is an "excuse."

Murray has rebuffed calls or suggestions for Carlyle’s firing in the past and this time was no different after he spoke with the Register on Monday, following the team’s home loss to lowly New Jersey on Friday and its blowout defeat at San Jose on Saturday.

"I’ve got total faith in Randy," Murray said.  "He’s won a Stanley Cup.  That’s not an issue here.  It’s up to the players.  Enough excuses.  Talking about coaches and things gives them an excuse when they have no excuses in my eye."

Arthur at AC has more here, and here of course is Spade's fanpost (EDIT: and now Rudy Kelly at SBN LA, too!).  Now I'm not a guy who has much in the way of "better suggestions" for coaching names or strategies, but I can't buy into Barstool Bob's notion that results are completely independent from the head coach and his job description.  If it's Randy's job to have his team prepared to play on opening night, if it's Randy's job to have his players in positions to succeed, if it's Randy's job to get his awful team to improve -- these aren't areas where Carlyle has given us much to bank on this season, despite some significant changes in personnel from last season (which was also mostly miserable).

But of course the inability to win is clearly not Randy's fault, as further evidenced in this cartoon:

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BTW, has anybody seen my usual drawing pen?

Currently, the Ducks have picked up 4 wins and 9 standings points over their first dozen games.  Straight-line projection over an 82-game schedule calculates to 27.3 wins and 61.5 points.  Compare that to last season's Edmonton Oilers, who finished last in the league -- they had 27 wins and 62 points.  Despite repeated talk about the importance of a good start this season, Carlyle's Ducks are floundering out of the gate once again.

Some analysis after the jump.

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The following table looks at all 22 games that Carlyle has coached this season, from the rookie tournament to the regular season.  In each one of these settings, Randy's team has been outscored by better than a goal a game and outshot rather significantly.  Nothing in Randy's this-year-resume looks anywhere near good.

Stretch GP Record GF - GA GD SF - SA SD
Rookie Tournament 3 1-2-0 9 - 14 -5 82 - 89 -7
Preseason 7 3-4-0 20 - 28 -8 163 - 265 -102
Regular Season 12 4-7-1 29 - 41 -12 337 - 465 -128
Total 22 8-13-1 58 - 83 -25 582 - 819 -237

In these 22 games, Randy's team has faced a deficit of 4+ goals in 7 of them -- nearly a third.  Only in 1 game has his team pulled ahead by 4 goals, largely thanks to a horrible Sharks debut from Antero Niittymaki.  And the trends don't seem to be correcting from last season, either.

Take for example the season opener -- last season, the score was 4-0 Sharks by the second intermission, before the Ducks answered with a meaningless response goal.  This season, the score was 4-0 Wings by the second intermission, except this time the Ducks didn't score their meaningless response goal until the following game.  The Ducks weren't remotely prepared to play in any game of their opening road trip, and then the team's gross incompetence made its appearance all over again in San Jose.

Now, to be fair, there have been some injuries and the Ducks have played more road games than home games, but a lot of teams have these excuses and manage to play competent hockey.  To address that road-game-heavy point, here's the results for only preseason + regular season split up by location:

Location GP Record GF - GA GD SF - SA SD
Honda Center 8 4-3-1 23 - 23 0 221 - 291 -70
Road Games 11 3-8-0 26 - 46 -20 279 - 439 -160
Total 19 7-11-1 49 - 69 -20 500 - 730 -230

If you're a Carlyle loyalist, I guess you'll point strongly to that home record -- at least the Ducks are breaking even goal-wise at home, though they've still been outshot by a pretty wide margin.  On the road, it's insane how bad this team is -- maybe they should send the Syracuse Crunch on road trips to pick up these results for them.

Here's two things to note about these 19-game results:

  • You might suspect, based on the Ducks' penalty-loving history, that most of this goal differential is the result of excessive penalty-killing.  But over these 19 games, the Ducks have scored 20 power play goals (21, really, if you count that Perry nonsense in Dallas) and surrendered 21.  Pretty much all the scoring differential is happening at even-strength or while shorthanded.
  • In these 19 games, Ducks goaltenders have had a collective save percentage of .908 (two opposing goals were empty net).  Opposing netminders have had a collective save percentage of .902 (Ducks have zero empty-netters to their credit).  From a save-percentage perspective, Ducks goalies have been better than the opposition.

And yet looking at the results, the Ducks aren't even close to their opposition, seemingly no matter who is in the lineup.  Whether it's tactical X-and-O problems, motivational problems (Koivu should have been the captain -- another Carlyle mistake), or that Carlyle truly hasn't been given an NHL roster either of the last two years (despite whatever we thought we saw at the Olympics) -- whatever the cause, I don't see anything in these results that says that Carlyle deserves to start next season as head coach, nor that he'll be any part of any real solution this year.  I don't know that he needs to be fired today or anything -- Ducks can search for the right replacement -- but I'm pretty strongly against Randy Carlyle running next fall's training camp.  I don't see any evidence that it did the Ducks any good this year.

Yes, Carlyle has won a Stanley Cup, and I'm totally grateful for that, but you can't sell any more tickets to games from four years ago.  Spreadsheet results keep telling me: it's time for Randy to go.  Feel free to leave your thoughts/reactions/support in the comments, though -- anybody have any good reasons why Carlyle keeps his job?

Prediction: Fowler is back and staying up with the big club, and the Ducks have recalled both Nick Bonino and Kyle Palmieri -- Bob Murray is essentially throwing shit against a wall to see what sticks.  Ducks lose creatively -- nice goal by Lubo, though.

Go Ducks.  Fire Carlyle.

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Ducks Gameday -- Endgame

Apr 2012 by Earl Sleek - 14 comments

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might be brutal tonight. OC Register was saying that they built this lightning team to force turnovers. Facing a ducks team that needs no encouragement to cough up the puck, could be a long ugly night. Ugly enough for RC to get canned? probably not, but you never know. Two big blow out losses in a row could change all this talk from Barstool.

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I liked this reader comment from the Register’s pregame post:

It looks like Tampa has brought in a new coach who has idea for a new system that appears to fit the skill set of the players on the roster and so far, the players have responded and it has been successful.

According to BM, that just could not happen.

Heh.

I’m not in favor of firing Randy over any particular game — but we’ve probably seen enough the last two years to build a solid enough case.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really just meant that there has to be a tipping point, or straw to break the camels back (depending on which cliche you like) and at some point it, might boil down to a bad stretch of games, like loss at home to the devils, blow out against a division foe on the road, and blow out at home to a well0coached tampa team.

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I don’t see it really happening immediately in the wake of Barstool Bob’s excessive support. Tonight’s game may be awful, but they’ve already discussed that possibility, and Bob seems determined then to trade away talent.

I guess there’s one possible motivation — the more people that clamor for Randy’s firing, probably the fewer that are outright calling for Bob’s.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there are real money issues with the organization as well. The Ducks can’t afford to pay too many people for not playing/coaching.

by GOOLIAN on Nov 3, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about that. I can’t imagine the Samueli’s are in this as an investment since we all know they’ve been losing money each season. Plus, it’s not like they really need it…it’s my understanding he just bought a company for 300 mil in CASH. I doubt they’re THAT concerned with the $.

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides, this will all be balanced against fans who stop attending, if they haven’t already.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that it’s been sold out or anything, but I’ve been surprised at the number of seats that have been getting filled.

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, but that was before the stinker against New Jersey — give them a chance to see it first.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, that particular game brought out many Devils fans.

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many will show for Nashville…

by GOOLIAN on Nov 3, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, I don’t think I’ve ever payed too close attention, but have teams ever switched captaincy mid-season? – for reasons other than injury or trade? Can’t imagine that would help Getzy’s confidence or play at all, but it might improve the team.

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

There have been rotating captaincies, but I can’t really think of a time where a captain was stripped without a trade or something. I’m not the best guy at paying attention to captaincy stories league-wise, though.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t imagine its common. like a dishonorable discharge, but he’d have to keep playing for the team, don’t think it would work. Like you said, #11 seems to be the better choice in hindsight.

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hindsight is for suckers. I have archives!

Getzlaf captain over Koivu? Oh well, I guess I’ve made mistakes, too.

:)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. You certainly called it.

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, and I haven’t seen your drawing pen, sorry. :)

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I could go buy a replacement, but that’s going to blow the BoC spending budget. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 11:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

A replacement? Blaming the pen for it being lost is an excuse. The pen is working just fine, wherever it is.

by Teukka on Nov 3, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahha..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a budget?!?

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, once I bought a ream of paper, and that might be about it to date.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it gets used up on rudys legal fees..indicent exposure can be costly to defend especially after multiple infractions

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole penis in the birdbath incident at the local community center was especially costly.

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 3, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

peta was outraged…they had never seen so many dead birds

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or dead children. It was a travesty.

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 3, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if Saku makes a better captain, the C hasn’t slowed Getz down. He’s off to a solid start this season.

by ScottyKnows on Nov 3, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that solid — he is a team-worst -7 in road games. The next worst Duck is -4.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, that stat blows. He can’t control everything that goes on on the ice. I didn’t say amazing start. But, solid enough. =)

by ScottyKnows on Nov 3, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Solid enough for a lottery pick?

I dunno — look at the last game. Getzlaf loses as faceoff for the 36-seconds-in goal, when the score is 2-0 his linemate Perry randomly runs Niittymaki, Heatley scores on the power play. Then goals 4 and 5 for the Sharks also happen when Getzlaf is on the ice.

This after his pointless game against Jersey, and the pointless road trip that started the season and put the Ducks in a horrible spot to start.

He has cost the team wins more often than he has earned them — I’m very unhappy with Getzlaf’s play so far this year.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

He’s never been great in his own end, especially when turn overs are concerned. He’s on a better pace that he was last year as far as offensive production goes.

We can find reason to complain about everything when the team is slumping like this. They’re losing as a team and I can’t say Getzlaf is one of the worst players out there.

by ScottyKnows on Nov 3, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess — but if Getzlaf wins the scoring title on a last place team, I won’t be the one saying he’s done his job.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getzlaf is a good defensive player if you disregard the penalties he takes while playing defense. To be fair to him, I’m pretty sure he’s always getting the toughest opponents, especially on the road.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 3, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the extended shifts he spends playing a 5-on-5 penalty kill in his own end — that’s wasted time as well.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his ability for horrible no-need giveaways, usually somewhere embedded in that shift.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to break it to you guys, but it doesn’t really sound like he’s a good defensive player.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Rudy’s claim, not mine.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy eats paint chips.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The idea was that he’s not a good defensive player because he takes a bunch of penalties while playing defense. That’s where I was going with that.

And chips are delicious, no matter what word precedes them.

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by RudyKelly on Nov 3, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ice chips are underrated…there turn slushy in your mouf…there delicous

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cow chips.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

It would seem like he’s done his job but the rest of the team sucked it.

by ScottyKnows on Nov 4, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s a case where he’s picking up power play points after games are out of reach, because he’s been porous 5-on-5 when games were in the balance, then yeah.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 4, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Modano had the C taken away from him mid-season in Dallas.

It was horrible PR-wise. I can’t remember if it helped the team.

by GOOLIAN on Nov 3, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

 It is all of us not wearing our lucky clothes to the games. And also the fault of that person who goes and “They never win when I go to the game” who still goes to games.

It ISN"T Bob’s fault. Or those guys on the ice.

Also to blame is that butterfly in China who switched directions when it wasn’t suppose to.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Nov 3, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s quite possible that my drawing pen was cursed. Maybe good things will come now that it’s lost.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe cuz i havent been drunk during the games…i have a full bottle of cheap 2 buck chuck…im actually ready for tonite

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll be around tonight, too — forgot to mention that.

I might get stuck in stupid habits of saying “Paul Mara, Palmieri. Palmieri, Paul Mara” all night, though, depending on the playing lineup.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i moved from San Diego to Chicago. I don’t get to go to games anymore.. :-(

I blame the butterfly in china.

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t sell any more tickets to games from four years ago

Probably the best point you made in that entire post. Perfect.

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh, to me the shot numbers are the truly astounding thing — I thought my best point was about save percentage. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought my best point was about save percentage. :)

actually it is…it should be forwarded to puck daddy or anyone else with questions on the ducks woes…

on that subject…why are the devils getting all the “shitty team” love ….shit they beat us even!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, okay, all of that was great too…but that one statement just felt like a solid fist pump or something. :)

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that

and thought “Holy crap, I have no doubt that’s true but it still stuns me nonetheless.”

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats how i was trying put it..well done

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea that is a good comment

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

(despite whatever we thought we saw at the Olympics)

I think that drives home the point rather well. An injured Getzlaf and Corey Perry struggled, Babcock put them with Morrow and they became the most consistent line. Not saying Brenden Morrow’s grow on trees, but Babcock didn’t shuffle the Morrow out at the first sign of trouble. He chose a guy Getz and Pears would like, and he stuck with it. That shouldn’t seem like genius.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 3, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

im sure well see bonino on the top line tonite….next game maybe they put brookbank there

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

some great points here..lets respond shall we

maybe they should send the Syracuse Crunch on road trips to pick up these results for them

seriously…fuuuckk….why not save the health of our players…this comment is gold

In these 19 games, Ducks goaltenders have had a collective save percentage of .908 (two opposing goals were empty net). Opposing netminders have had a collective save percentage of .902 (Ducks have zero empty-netters to their credit). From a save-percentage perspective, Ducks goalies have been better than the opposition

this just blows my mind…not that its surprising..but to actually see it in writing…its…uhh…im so at a loss for words to be honest..

It looks like Tampa has brought in a new coach who has idea for a new system that appears to fit the skill set of the players on the roster and so far, the players have responded and it has been successful.
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someone hire one of those plans that flies the big banners and put this on the banner and fly it repeatly across the samueli estate till the fuckin plane engine runs out of gas

cartoon is awesome earl..im looking to player poker this weekend…ill see if I can convnice gorillahead to attend…after i take all his money I will somehow shame him to resign

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh, I think the cartoon could have been better, but it’s the new pen’s fault for not drawing cleaner!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess Murray doesn’t believe in the concept of having the right type of coach for a certain type of team.

by Teukka on Nov 3, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

At least on Friday I’ll get to write about something else entirely — Samsuuuuuuuuuuuuung!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

never stop with the cartoons..even if its just variations of the art of suicide cartoons…theres a lot of things to commit suicide with…only downfall..doesnt look like any state rapes in our future…unless your refferring to yesterdays elections

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was watching rome the other day and julius cesar offered up one of his nieces as a concubine to pompey…i think randy did the same thing for Bob

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this doesn’t seem as common as the opposite style of changing coaches once a year, so it’s kind of refreshing in a boring kind of way.

by Teukka on Nov 3, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just thankful fowler is back…might be our only reason to watch from now on

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Teemu’s last year is going all right, if you ignore team results.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

just no sauna party in sight…sniffle sniffle

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m interested to see what you guys think of eating up a year of Fowler’s entry-level deal. If the team isn’t going to be a playoff team (a 50-50 possibility right now I think, especially if the status quo remains) then I would think it makes more sense to give him another year in juniors and save the extra cap space. For a team like Anaheim working with an internal budget that seems like an intriguing possibility.

I guess the flip side to that argument is that he’s a pretty big part of the blueline right now— third at ES, 2+ minutes on the PK, and second on the PP. He’s obviously ready for the big time.

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by Mr. Plank on Nov 3, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

To be honest, I don’t mind him staying the year, but I worry how he too will fall apart under Carlyle’s careful guidance. The coaching poison Carlyle makes everyone drink is the scariest part, I think.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

arthur mentioned it…getz and perry did fine in the olympics..i think fowlers talent overcomes gorilla heads powers like the 2 douches did…i want him here so i have reason to watch and have hope for a defensive. future.call me selfish and naive.

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The coaching poison Carlyle makes everyone drink is the scariest part, I think.

I’m really worried about that part as well. I don’t think playing in the NHL will hurt him one bit…and yea the whole entry-level deal thing sucks, but the kid is good…a year in Juniors would be a waste for his talent. I guess the only bright side is having Scott Niedermayer as a roommate right now.

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if they brought in a bunk bed for Palmieri and Bonino.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure they have plans to build a badass fort after the game tonight.

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

getz and perry did fine in the olympics

I think that was more of a case of them giving a shit, sadly. They reigned in the dumbass and just played.

Not trying to make excuses for the coach, though. He’s clearly not getting through to most of them.

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by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t read the post or comments , but I’m on my way to the game already wasted. Hockey, fuck yeah!

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by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 5:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That’s the spirit — have a blast!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I will. Victory pack, god Damnit win ducks. So I can get more games. And check out bad astronaut, they are a kick ass band. Word to your mother, ice ice baby, I’m so fresh.

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by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 5:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

“Victory” pack.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you buddy. Haha

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by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 5:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

low blow meg..even for you

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, it’s probably fair. I’m always using quotes when talking about the Sharks’ playoff “success”.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe…cracked open the bottle of wine..im just hoping for compidence at this point…winning is a bonus

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Compidence!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And yeah, mostly I’m hoping for a scoreboard-based reason to watch the third period today.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

wheres that lineup thing u usually put up..im curious

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the link, but it’s not updated yet — once it gets down to 20 names, that’s when I copy and paste.

Also, Martin Brodeur got hurt tonight — yay!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, there goes my fantasy team for reals

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 6:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

YES Compidence! Thank you so much spade.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no need to mock just cuz im waxing u on fantasy

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does “waxing” mean “the bandito’s are currently losing to Wiki-Sharks 7-5 without the Wiki-Sharks having played a single goalie game”? Because if that’s what you mean, then yes, you are correct.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap!!!

selanne is gonna have a 15 point game fuck shit up

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

give em hell!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody watching NHL Network right now? Loui Eriksson with a sick sick shootout goal.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Or rather, penalty shot goal. Stupid shootout ruining my ability to get terminology right the first time.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not real hockey!

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

That was rediculous. He made Johnson his bitch.

by ScottyKnows on Nov 4, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is NOBODY here.

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by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 6:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hahaha! Go fan confidence!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was supposed to be there

but my wife got off work super-late and I was exhausted. Given that combination, and the quality of hockey I was bound to see tonight, I decided that I could eat a pair of season tickets for a night.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t chastise — I got distracted on my way to the Devils game on Friday by a house party and never made it. Watched it on TV, though — bad decision.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

I’m curious if Fowler gets a good hand when they announce him before the game starts. If you can think to let us know, that would be great.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey samuelis…u see that?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here ya go — Palmieri is 51 and Bonino is 63.

3 D LILJA, ANDREAS
8 R SELANNE, TEEMU
9 R RYAN, BOBBY
10 R PERRY, COREY
11 C KOIVU, SAKU
12 C GREEN, JOSH
15 C GETZLAF, RYAN
16 R PARROS, GEORGE
17 D VISNOVSKY, LUBOMIR
20 C CARTER, RYAN
21 D BROOKBANK, SHELDON
22 C MARCHANT, TODD
23 D MARA, PAUL
32 D LYDMAN, TONI
33 L BLAKE, JASON
51 C PALMIERI, KYLE
54 D FOWLER, CAM
63 C BONINO, NICK
1 G HILLER, JONAS
31 G MCELHINNEY, CURTIS

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

the name fowler is all that matters there

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But still Brookbank persists — please give him a solid babysitter tonight.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

whos sitting?…D wise..i cant figure it out

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

svyret nevermind

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

From last game, Syvret, Chipchura, and Voros are out, I think.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we can celebrate team doctors, given the state of our IR these days.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

mcnabb the hopeful intern gm!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let the doctor coach! Players seem to like him.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonino took a shot-on-goal. Randy will have to talk to him about that bad tendency.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah

And now we have a 4-minute minor coming up. Woot.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay how fun!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double minor! That’s incompidence!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

TACO!

Oh wait, there’s two more minutes…

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe they’ll offer a double-decker taco for this one.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

im waiting for them to start handing out nacho hats

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

just an FYI…they don’t hand out anything anymore. They barely hand out wins. (although tonight’s was nice)

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting — is Perry off the top unit? That’d shake things up a little.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Teemu, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“they” = Getzlaf, I assume. :)

He hustled like I haven’t seen much this season.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice dive bobby….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s from the Teemu school of “gotcha!”

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Compidence!!!!!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Teemuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

teeeemuuu

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

woo hoo! tune in just in time for the goal

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

keep fallin over those sticks b-ry

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The amazing thing isn’t that shots are 7-2 right now. The amazing thing is that we’re the team with 7.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

welcome to the twilight zone

by Carl G on Nov 3, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

next thing youll know well get a win…wait..i went to far there

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a rule that the Ducks can’t have a third jersey until they demonstrate an ability to play three periods of hockey. Maybe tonight!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that to raise awareness for Getzlaf’s baldness?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean he was goog looking dude with the stache*

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Remember kids it's down the road not across the street

by sleza on Nov 4, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry — it’ll grow back soon enough.

Apparently Perry and Fowler are trying to participate, too — them I’m more worried about. Though maybe Perry Calrissian will become a reality.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 4, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

That new Jonas commercial

makes my skin crawl. The grin on is face is just so unnatural.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, is it new new? I just figured that I don’t pay attention well.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I just saw the Hiller in the freezer commercial for the first time — I mean, I’ve probably watched it tons but I never pay attention to commercials.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's new

I definitely would have remembered that before. It leaves an impression on you.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s creepy for sure, but he’s so happy to help!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what sells it

The grin and cocking the head back and forth. It’s like he’s handing you your dead child.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay! If this works, I’m totally getting a “COMPIDENCE!” t-shirt.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

your killing me softly earl..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE, damn it.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT, dammit.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit – “a contracted form of damn it” according to HarperCollins. Both are acceptable.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

competence? i like my spelling better

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spade is inpervious to your suggestions.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct spelling from spade is uncoseevible!

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like double and single spacing.

(hehehe)

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by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude that guy boucher is a scary sonofabitch

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

that was ridiculous dzone coverage

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That too

but Jonas had zero chance to get that puck. A goalie would have had to be playing like six feet out of his crease to cover that corner.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

kids learning our d system fast dooooh

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it true that TB only has five shots?

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by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

your prayers have not been answered

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might be forgetting the first period. Crap.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Dan Ellis! Earn your millions!

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone know if hes still tweeting?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typical rich fuck…outsourcing that shit…

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by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap — I got caught on the phone with stupid Edison Company’s electricity questionnaire when the Bolts scored.

I blame the thirst for knowledge.

Go power play!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, go even strength!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work, Palmieri — that’s the Perry work right there.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Perry’s still in the trainer’s room, but Palmieri fits right in.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaat

?

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by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got a follow-through high stick to the face, but he’s back now.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Team Douche!

Thanks for the update, I can’t watch.

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by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still 1-1, Ducks just killed off a penalty and instantly get called for another. 2nd nearly over.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd period, that is, not 2nd penalty.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i learned somthing fowler is both american and canadian…glad he chose to be american…hockey national team wise

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Plus, he’s keeping this race competitive.

Canada 11, Finland 10, USA 8, Slovakia 1.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye bye whitney….nice knowing u on the national team

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great blocking by San Andreas and Double Vision on this PK.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

they get to amaze you for 2 mins more

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, where does SK sit?

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 8:34 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That’s a Spade question — it’s near the top.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

got confirmation…section 422 top row..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I’m gonna go bug her.

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by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 8:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Haha. Found her.

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by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 8:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

buy her a drink..poor thing has season tix to this debacle

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was great meeting you Tu Madre, thanks for visiting! I love having faces to put with all of these crazy comments around here! :)

by SK eleven on Nov 3, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto. Sorry about the multiple hugs. I was excited to meet you and also a little drunk.

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by tu madre on Nov 4, 2010 3:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

HAHAHA!!!!! It’s all good! Just like hanging out with Spade! Just kidding!

by SK eleven on Nov 4, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that happens — good on the Ducks for killing them so far.

That’s what Bobby gets for diving. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the very top on the home side i think….directly behind one of the nets…i think home

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

umm….booo

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, didn’t this scoring sequence happen last home game?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, let’s see if the Ducks can answer here — been in this position certainly before.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope — no shots.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope — maybe one of the Tampa players could put the puck in for us?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It goes back to the whole point behind this post

Tampa is adjusting. The Ducks, not so much.

Unless adjusting for Randy Carlyle’s system means switching out who’s in the box.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Ducks take entirely too much pride in doing things well for one period — they haven’t earned that right at all yet.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing in about another minute or two Tampa will take the shots-on-goal lead in the game. Despite that whole third-period-defending-a-lead thing.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah … so this is where the party is :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by Angy on Nov 3, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

This is where the train wreck is.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec times 12….we cant even complete a pass….ho hum…nice to see cam do his thing

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getzlaf saw somebody coming near him and immediately pushed his problem to somebody else. Hooray for perimeter play!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there goes the shots-on-goal lead. Great comeback, guys!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, tuning in super late, pleasantly surprised to see it’s not a blowout (yet).

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, this one’s way more Jersey than Jose.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re at the point where degrees of losing are important.

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you trying to reverse jinx the Ducks?

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by Angy on Nov 3, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

(blink blink) I have no idea what you’re talking about. ;)

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t blame Lubo for Bobby Ryan’s limited offensive awareness.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

If Bobby didn’t know that was a 4-on-3, he needs to see Lydman’s doctor.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teemu cares — let’s make him captain!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

New slogan for home games: Can the Ducks steal a point from Honda Center?

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Meg, your signature is Fantastic. It makes me want to rec every comment you make!

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I just noticed that myself … cool

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by Angy on Nov 3, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goes along well with the “Heil Hiller” chant, too.

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just excited I lived long enough for the Dead Kennedy’s song to be relevant again.

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by Megalodon on Nov 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry — missed this earlier. Yeah, it’s totally wild. We’re all gonna die on organic poison gas.

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes we can!

Looking forward to losing this shootout.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. Feed has crapped out. How much time is left?

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

and the Ducks tie it up

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by Angy on Nov 3, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

with 4:20 left

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 3, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooo! Really?? who scored?

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wiley kylie

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Palmieri!

Go Irish!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlyle probably will scold him for not chipping that shot off the boards.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part about that goal

is I said earlier today I wanted B-Ry with the kids. Hooray presience!

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice work — he gets bad habits from hanging out with Baldy and Douchey, anyways.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care about TB’s success, let’s lock up this standings point.

Go clock go!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

53.1 seconds and you’ll have it

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 3, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you guys can still skate if you want to.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez

Do you want the standing point, or the world?

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

u made me laugh really hard right now

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll take the point.

Still, the Ducks who took so much pride in keeping TB to 2 shots in the first still managed to surrender 34 before regulation ended. Stop patting yourselves on the back, fools!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby steps Earl … baby steps … they managed 1 period, next time two periods of holding teams back … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 3, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re right — who settles this stuff in training camp anyways?

We might be playing like our 30th player tonight.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay 1 point

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Promotions for everyone!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Earl

Coach Carlyle knows what he’s doing. He won a Stanley Cup, after all.

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say at this point, CHOC hospital has about a 10% likelihood of a free tree.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking that this was the wrong year to start that little promo. Stupid little grove is going to have like a dozen trees.

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

baldy score!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Woooooo — I’ll take it!

We’ll pretend he did the work there, and heck, let’s say he had a good game, kind of.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooo!! Make that a baker’s dozen!

by g r a c e on Nov 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teemu Selanne

Trying to prove my decision to trade him today wrong. I’ll take it!

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Teemu is proving us all wrong. For like the billionth time.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sauna tiiiime!!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part

is that the trade doesn’t take place until Sunday. I reap all the benefits tonight. Hah!

by PhantomPretender on Nov 3, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 points in the first 13 games — no complaints about St. Teemu.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

o yea hes been gold for me

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know why I knew Hiller would win today? Because I didn’t start him. You’re welcome. :D

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 3, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 3, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canada 12, Finland 10, USA 9, Slovakia 1.

Compidence!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

This Palmieri kid is pretty cool in his postgame interview — gives all the credit to B-Ry and makes sure to point out how Bonino drove the net.

Notre Dame produces some nice diplomats, even among their bad boys.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

VICTORY Pack!

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 3, 2010 9:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Winner! Nicely done — I thought I heard you yell “Ellis” right there at the end.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 3, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea a good fuck you to meg….although i would have done the same thing if i was meg

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 4, 2010 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

so good to see fowler out there..if not our best defensmen…hes our 2nd..hes got that scotty “ok i got the puck now lets chill shit out” kinda vibe and you know somthing smart is gonna happen

crazy that hes gonna room with his family…how fuckin cool is it of scotty to still be part of the ducks…chalk it up to socal being the shit he loves it here

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 4, 2010 5:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he was impressive as ever — all the kids were.

Time for the kids to take over the classroom.

Cam-pidence!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 4, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

crazy how wide-eyed palmeri got when he scored that goal…i thought his eyes were gonna come out of his socket

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nice to see someone out there actually enjoying themselves for a change. He couldn’t stop smiling on the bench either…it was a great goal (of course the timing and the “need” helped) but the pass from Bobby was phenomenal too.

by SK eleven on Nov 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

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