Ducks Gameday -- Penguins in Town
Pittsburgh Penguins (6-6-1) at Anaheim Ducks (5-7-1), 7 pm
PensBurgh and Anaheim Calling -- actual hockey content!
Oops -- overstepped my bounds, and the original content has been pulled.
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Smile away, you crazy Swiss bastard.
Prediction: I won't be around for game comments tonight -- I'm watching the game delayed with a buddy of mine, fast-forwarding through commercials like a caveman. Ducks attempt to learn the meaning of the term "win streak", but instead learn an important lesson about friendship. Goals by Palmieri and Paul Mara.
Go Ducks.
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I’ll actually be at this game… decided to buy tickets last night on the train ride home from the Kings game.
But what do I wear? I wore my Kings jersey last time, and… realized it wasn’t a smart decision.
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
Do you have something generically about hockey? For instance, I have a “Notre Dame Hockey” t-shirt that I’ll use for games where I don’t really have a rooting interest. Or something that says “Canada” — that could be for gold medalists on either team.
www.battleofcali.com
I can’t think of anything that’s not Kings…
I really should get something though. I think I’m gonna end up wearing this old, faded yellow t-shirt I’ve had for years, since at least that’s Penguins colors.
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
dont listen to this guy..u must express yourself at all times…ill let u borrow this:

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I mention I’m going with a girl?
Maybe I shouldn’t…
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
Go with generic clothing. Something in pink polka dots to show her you are a sensitive guy.
Let's go Ducks.
Fuck that, am I the kind of guy who’d have pink ANYTHING in my closet?
(Goes to closet and pulls out pink hoodie…)
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
Fuck that, am I the kind of guy who’d have pink ANYTHING in my closet?
Depending on the girl’s skin tone and your preferred method of hiding the body…
by RudyKelly on Nov 5, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
something that doesn’t have kings logo on it?
i’m slightly terrified by that hiller commercial
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
Remember kids it's down the road not across the street
Yeah, Hiller’s perfect as the creepy ice dude. A Samsungian performance.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 10:18 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
that is one creepy video holy shit!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 5, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I wore my Kings jersey last time, and… realized it wasn’t a smart decision.
You should be flogged for such blasphemy
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I'm still reading the post
But ironic that your Samsung sponsored post is rallying against commercial advertising.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 5, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions
Oh, I’d watch Samsung commercials, I guess. As innovators, they can earn that right. :)
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 10:51 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
but if I could watch an episode of “It’s Always Sunny” or “South Park” without touching my remote control once, I’d be a happier man.
Good choices!
"If you can accept losing, you can't win." ~Vince Lombardi
Tweet Tweet.
The really nice thing about “The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret” on IFC is the lack of commercials during the show.
Yay for non-mainstream British comedy starring American actors!
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 11:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
One of my favorite things about watching Canadian telecasts is the commercials. Strange Canadian commercials.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXy-5X7rne8 The rabbits are playing poker with carrot slices!
I hope everyone knows I have no intention of facing this sober.
Recycling
Way to be green, Earl. An inspiration for us all. =/
Well, it’s not that I wasn’t drawing — I did start some preliminary sketches for ROTJ, though that’s still a ways away. How I’m going to turn Chara into Jabba is still a mystery.
www.battleofcali.com
Way to go, Helene — way to pick up on my reporting slack:
Ducks’ Selanne to play 1200th game tonight, 87th nhl player to do so and 10th European player.
Teemuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 11:23 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
To summarize: Samsung saw this post and was furious — I bit the bullet for SBN.
Oops — next time I probably won’t get invited to one of these. :)
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
cock tease. I want to see what you had posted.
"Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off."
fight the man!!>!..post it anyways!!!
renegade earl!!!
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 5, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the other bloggers more obediently selling out might have been at risk.
I thought there was a strong possibility I wouldn’t get paid; lifting the post caught me off-guard, but whatever. It’s Friday — I can roll with the punches today.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Crap!
This is what I get for not clicking BOC earlier in the day — I’m so bummed I missed the real post. … and kind of shocked The Sponsor was even reading, honestly.
No matter what, I’m going to use it as a fun wrinkle in my own domestic tranquility:
“Why don’t you want me to buy these shoes?”
We can’t afford it.
“Why not?”
Earl Sleek.
“Who’s Earl Sleek?”
The reason we can’t have nice things.
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and MacDonald were important.
by Dominik on Nov 5, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, he’s the dude that shot our gift horse in the mouth.
(which I guess was a non-recommendable habit once?)
www.battleofcali.com
(I guess…but a recommendable visual nonetheless)
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and MacDonald were important.
It’s a shame I missed this post. Blah.
by AppleSweetRose on Nov 5, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m glad I read it before it was pulled. Now I feel superior like when I say “yeah, I saw the Stars Wars Holiday Special.”
Hey Foxy, would you call that a doh-si-doh or a dipsy doodle?
No one should ever feel superior for having watched the Star Wars Christmas Special.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Boo
It’s not like they don’t advertise in places where commercials only happen between programming or in popups during programming. Boooooooo.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 5, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ironically enough, the thing that may have sparked Samsung’s ire was the post headline, which stated that “Samsung made me do it” — which wasn’t at all true until the point when they made me take it down. :)
Now of course, the headline is more true than ever. Oh well — life’s funny.
www.battleofcali.com
Hey look, by odd coincidence BoC’s background screen is back to normal. :)
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Seriously — if we’re off-limits for future background adjustments, I may have to hire myself out to other SBN blogs.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
haha, did you flush your beer money on this one? I neglected to mention in my post today that my portable San Francisco Giants television, which lasted over 20 years (and still works but can’t receive a digital signal obviousy) was a Sony Watchman. I’m tempted to add that back in, now.
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 5, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoot. I missed the original content. Can you email a copy to me please, Earl?
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
I actually don’t have it — I wrote it in a blur this morning and once I deleted it, I lost my working copy. Sorry, hasty me.
Anybody have some RSS feed of it? You can probably put in these comments if you change “Samsung” to “Satan”.
www.battleofcali.com
Thankfully, I read it before it was pulled…but now I’m more curious to know what Samsung “Satan” said about it!!! I have a feeling the email/phone call to have it pulled was awesome!
GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter
I was buffered, at least — got my instructions through SBN. Nobody yelled at me directly, which is probably good, as I really don’t see where I broke the rules as provided to me.
www.battleofcali.com
I wonder if this post just lead to the previous post where the comments were littered with “what I hate about Samsung products.” Something tells me that was way more hurtful to their ego than today’s briliant idea.
GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter
wow, way to fail on Samsung's part
But that’s what you get trying to get people to make content by offering to pay for what they churn out. What were the specific instructions? Write about ways to make the fan experience better and we’ll give you $200 if you write them 3 Fridays in a row? Were you allowed to say it was for Samsung or were there guidelines about what you should say?
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks, blogs at Blackhawks Down Low, and now also contributes to Intent to Blow.)
by chiblackhawks on Nov 6, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Samsung deemed themselves too good to be associated with BoC? Well, they’ve alienated this potential customer. Job well done, Samsung.
My DVD player will never be the same.
Thing ya shoulda learned today Earl:
1) Beware of being paid, for thou art chained to their wims and wishes and hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, so Samsung is a woman’s company.
2) If you had’a used more swearing ya mighta gotten away with it
3) Don’t remove anything without first saving the original so that those of us who didn’t get to see your masterpiece won’t be thinking bad thoughts about you.
4) Samsung mighta gotten more advertisement w/ the original cause it mighta shown them as a humor paired organization rather than an im-
5) see 3
6) see 3
Let's go Ducks.
Unfortunately, all that I salvaged was the two paragraphs before the jump, and I dunno — hopefully that wasn’t the cause of any strife. Rudy’s investigating, because we’re still a little unclear what went wrong, except “Satan’s pissed”.
www.battleofcali.com
A good drinking game would be when they show Sidney up close you have to drink
When they talk about what Sidney has been to the Pitts org drink
When they talk about ther espect he gets from other player drink
Anytime they compare sid to some great player in the past drink
You will be water logged by the end of 1st period.
Let's go Ducks.
Also the Sid #1 and B-Ry #2 draft storyline — that should get played up, too.
www.battleofcali.com
by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 3:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Doesn’t Pittsburg only got one player? The game will be like the bug bunny cartoon where he plays baseball and plays all of the positions.
Let's go Ducks.
by deb d on Nov 5, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i thought this was a clever comment
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 6, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
So official word is I blew it in two ways:
First, the cartoon involving me being forced into typing a post by a whip-carrying Samsung TV — that’s not the image they’re going for. I too late tried to explain it was a recurring theme from before, but they lack context and I lack sensitivity — wasn’t going to work out.
Also, I referred to this transaction as a “deal with the devil” — not sure I can retract that, though, the way things turned out. :)
www.battleofcali.com
I like that your defense about the cartoon they found offensive was that you did the exact same thing last week. I can’t believe that didn’t work!
California Über Alles
Battle of California
that is just so much awesome. How anyone could not appreciate your art is beyond me! :)
GO DUCKS!!!
DUCKSandPUCKS.com
SKeleven on Twitter
Oh my god I find this situation utterly hilarious. I think if you milk this right, you make this blog even more popular. Any publicity is good, hmm? Haha.
by AppleSweetRose on Nov 5, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You could try “deal with the devil” was a typo that should of read “devil of a deal”
And the whip carrying Samsung TV was just a metaphore of how long lasting their product is that it takes a whipping and keeps on ticking.
Thats the ticket.
Let's go Ducks.
by deb d on Nov 5, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
My actual excuse was recently watching The Imaginarium of Dr. Pernassus, which constantly involves deals with the devil. It was drilled into my head.
www.battleofcali.com
Oh my god I find this situation utterly hilarious.
Hey, that’s what happens when you’re the bad boys of SBNation. We can’t be conquered… can’t be tamed.
*admires skull-shaped computer mouse, makes pizza rolls
hahaha..hey did your fake tribal tattoo wash off yet?
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 6, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
haha, you should’ve touched your nose and said “not it” on this one and forced me to write for the both of us :)
by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Nov 5, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The whip
I half-expected the cartoon objection would be something about “we don’t associate with torture,” like when Gary Larson would get a letter from Amnesty International every time he did a The Far Side panel that included a prisoner chained up in a dungeon.
Lighthouse Hockey: You say that like Streit and Okposo and MacDonald were important.
I'm really sad to learn I missed something awesome
and that you didn’t save it, Sleek! Sadness. ;_;
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
All I can give you was what was before the jump — typed it off my iPhone’s archived page.
Ducks Gameday — _______ made me do it, Part 2
In case you missed it last week, I have sold my soul to a devil named _______ (motto: the best TV you don’t own… yet). In return for some short-lived wealth, I have to write three consecutive Friday posts about “How to enhance the fan experience”. Last week I talked about the outdatedness of regional blackouts, and I already may be out of good ideas; this week is a little off-the-board, and doesn’t really have to do with hockey at all — it’s a television-in-general request.
(Same cartoon as last week)
Update: I did find my drawing pen, then lost motivation to draw anything. Yay for recycling!
I’ll warn you now — this is very petty and stupid, and probably reveals a couple of major character flaws about your blogger, but here goes. Sleek’s suggestion #2: I hate commercials and never want to watch them again.
(jump)
www.battleofcali.com
if that’s what they got mad at, your sponsors have a thin skin. Or the intern they paid to sit there and go through SBN posts does. One of the two.
resident cartoonist @CouchTarts
Lightning is seven times as hot as the surface of the sun.
That’s still not as hot as Douglas Murray. -mymclife
Apparently it was Samsung — not sure we get read much by SBN upper brass.
And yeah, apparently that with the cartoon was the contentious part.
www.battleofcali.com
Tsk, very thin skin indeed.
Just a bunch of pansies who don’t have humour. We all support you, Earl, no worries, with action figures and all :)
by AppleSweetRose on Nov 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never been more proud to be a Ducks fan
Well, except for the 2008-2009 playoffs. That was pretty sweet too.
by PhantomPretender on Nov 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
OK, I’m hiding from the internets for a while — really I am watching this game on tape delay.
Here’s the lineup card, though — I think it’s the same from last game. Compidence!
3 D LILJA, ANDREAS
8 R SELANNE, TEEMU
9 R RYAN, BOBBY
10 R PERRY, COREY
11 C KOIVU, SAKU
12 C GREEN, JOSH
15 C GETZLAF, RYAN
16 R PARROS, GEORGE
17 D VISNOVSKY, LUBOMIR
20 C CARTER, RYAN
21 D BROOKBANK, SHELDON
22 C MARCHANT, TODD
23 D MARA, PAUL
32 D LYDMAN, TONI
33 L BLAKE, JASON
51 C PALMIERI, KYLE
54 D FOWLER, CAM
63 C BONINO, NICK
1 G HILLER, JONAS
31 G MCELHINNEY, CURTIS
www.battleofcali.com
Bobby Ryan
says hello to the top corner. Fleury never had a chance.
by PhantomPretender on Nov 5, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions
RPG line makes number two
Hard work by the Masterson line makes it 3-0. Awesome work by the Ducks.
by PhantomPretender on Nov 5, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck… stupid Ducks…
Sleek, buy me season tickets. Anaheim NEVER seems to lose when I go to see them. This is at least five straight they’ve won.
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
awww
they made you take down last week’s, too?
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks, blogs at Blackhawks Down Low, and now also contributes to Intent to Blow.)
Could there have been more bandwagon Pens fans in the stands last night?
Just because the NHL wants you to love their poster child doesn’t mean you have to. The only reason I could be glad that the Ducks shut those morons in the stands up is because they pose absolutely no threat to the Kings.
What’cha call me?
Yeah, I can’t stand Crosby and the Penguins… I hate them, but I had to cheer for them over Anaheim, being a Kings fan.
I was amazed at how many Pens fans were in the stands, really. Since the Penguins don’t play in LA this year, it’d be their only chance to come to SoCal this season… and really, where would you rather be in November (let alone ANY time of year): Pittsburgh, or Los Angeles?
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.

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