Joe Thornton suspended two games

by Megalodon on Nov 5, 2010 1:46 PM PDT

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Joe Thornton has been suspended two games for his hit on David Perron. Fear the Fin is the place to go for reasoned analysis on this one, as I will not be able to write much without resorting to profanity that would scorch the Internet itself. Earl already got us in trouble today, so I'm trying to be good.

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Sorry I used up our “irresponsible blogger” quota for the week. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 1:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Man, I had some awesome swears I was going to use on this one. Thanks a lot!

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by Megalodon on Nov 5, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, a tentative Woo hoo! The Ducks are the opponent in that second Thornton-less game!

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

The Pato Revolutionm starts now!!! Randy and Bob where coming for you pitchforks and Torches a Blazing!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions

You’re going to get some severe mocking if the Sharks win.

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by Megalodon on Nov 5, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Might want to do it on the old blogspot site just in case.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

We’re going down in flames thanks to your reckless ways! I always knew you’d be the death of us all.

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by Megalodon on Nov 5, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, but I always envisioned that it was George Lucas who was going to shut us down.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Maybe he owns Samsung?

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by Megalodon on Nov 5, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions

It’s gonna help…

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by Kevin Y on Nov 8, 2010 12:25 AM PST up reply actions

haha…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 5, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions

That’s a lot of bullshit, and I hate you guys. That was probably the least worrisome hit of the major ones last night (Carcillo, Ohlund, Downie pretending he got hurt, which was just pathetic). Especially since he got a game misconduct already.

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by Nut on Nov 5, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

Hey, the wheel of justice lied

It only said he’s getting ONE game…

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 5, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

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by Megalodon on Nov 5, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions

1 game for the hit, and 1 game for Earl Sleek’s blogger sins.

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by Earl Sleek on Nov 5, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

OK Then

2 games

0 games

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by RudyKelly on Nov 5, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions

Wow, good call. That’s a very similar hit, but even more directly to the head.

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by Megalodon on Nov 5, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions

WTF that really was a BLINDSIDE, LATERAL, HIT and he got 0 games??!?!!?? AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

by Khaaz on Nov 5, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

I emphasized blindisde, lateral, and hit, because i don’t think Joes hit was really any of those things. It was a shot to the head, but an obviously unintentional shot to the head caused by Joe being super tall.

by Khaaz on Nov 5, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions