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Battle of California Fantasy Report: Week 4

 

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Anzheholics Anonymous vs. Slappyville Freezers

Slappyville wins 11-2!

MVP: The dynamic duo of Backstrom and Backstrom keeps rolling.

LVP: Brian Campbell had a knee injury and a bunch of zeroes this week.

This was a match-up between the leading teams in each division, and the Freezers slapped the hell out of the Anzeholics.

 

Wiki-Sharks vs. spades lil bandito's

spade wins 8-6!

MVP: Ty Conklin? TY CONKLIN?

LVP: Tomas Kopecky had one goal and was a minus seven, which doesn't make for a very strong good-vs.-suck ratio. 

Ty Conklin is a greater threat to humanity than drug-resistant tuberculosis.

Star-divide

Sleek and Destroy vs. Fournick Gators

Gators win 7-6!

MVP: Brandon Dubinsky had FIVE GOALS this week.

LVP: James van Riemsdyk? More like James van Crappy!

Earl couldn't get the win even with a great week from Loui Eriksson, who put up four goals and three assists.

 

Teal Blades vs. BROWS

Teal Blades wins 11-3!

MVP: Niittymaki is a kick-ass goalie.

LVP: Oh god, that's ugly. The goalies on BROWS are Ryan Miller (IR), Craig Anderson (IR), and Rick DiPietro (Not IR, but awful).

Shark fans shouldn't fight each other. The enemies are out there!

 

Kitten Mittens vs. Quid Pro Clowe

Kitten Mittens wins 8-5!

MVP: This was a really close match-up, but the Mittens won the week on the strength of strong goaltending from Cory Schneider and Nikolai Khabibulin.

LVP: It would have been better to just leave Jonas Gustavsson on the bench this week, in retrospect.

Quid Pro Clowe has Alex Tanguay and Jarome Iginla from Calgary. Good luck!

 

IAmJoe(Pavelski) vs. 2 Live Drew

2 Live Drew wins 7-6!

MVP: 2 Live Drew has Jonas Hiller, Miikka Kiprusoff, and Sergei Bobrovsky. Only the third one matters.

LVP: Shea Webber contributed zero points and a minus three this week.

IAmJoe STILL has Vlasic, who is STILL the only Sharks regular without a point this season. Come on, Pickles!

 

MEEEEEEAAAAAT vs. Setoguchi's revenge

MEEEEEEEEAAAAT wins 7-6!

MVP: Roberto Luongo and Henrik Lundqvist both had strong weeks. 

LVP: I don't know if there is a player worth having on the entire Florida Panthers roster, but Tomas Vokoun certainly doesn't seem to be one.

This is an embarrassing loss for Setoguchi's revenge, because Rudy didn't set up his team this week and he still managed to win. 

 

McSorley's Stick vs. Intaglio

Intaglio wins 8-3!

MVP: Alex Ovechkin is the man. 

LVP: Blake Comeau, you aren't helping your team. 

Intaglio's got some injury problems, with both Dion Phaneuf and Marian Gaborik on the IR.

 

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a quote from meg:

Wiki-SharksNovember 5, 9:13 am Are those your goalies or did you just take a dump in the crease?

doooooooooh!!!

bow down meg…..bow down!

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 7:33 AM PST reply actions  

Speaking of unexpectedly strong goaltending, this past week in my Mirtle league I had to go up against the powerhouse known as Mathieu Garon. Sweet lord — I was very fortunate to pull everything to a 7-7 tie, but man — guys always seem to have career weeks when I’m their opponent.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

TY CONKLIN?

California Über Alles
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2010 8:03 AM PST up reply actions  

i needed a 2nd goalie who wouldnt brinig price down (like you chris mason) and wouldnt start that much but was playing backup on a decent team…15 career shutouts..and was always dependable as a pens backup and great for outdoor winter games….so i went with Ty

it feels good to be this good

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

To be very honest, I’m not even sure what team Conklin plays for right now. I’m about 90% sure it’s not Anaheim.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

usually the answer is “one of the teams int he winter classic” ..but not this year..its the blues..he shouldnt see too much time with halak in there and im fine with that…just pop in at the last minute witha shutout and deliver me wins..and its all good

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Blues aren’t losing to anybody these days. Good for Andy Mac, but fuck the rest of them.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

hey Spade you wanna go half on the Thankgiving pack? You’ll get to go to the Blackhawks game and see the new jerseys and your lover boy Earl.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s two tickets to 3 games starting at $99.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

i can’t even pay for 2 buck chuck for this weeks games…no im broke brossam…my first game might be in jan against the sharks thanks to SK donating some tix…might have to make my alcholol prison style in a sock

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

aight.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

actually rudys my lover boy..i prejudice against irish-koreans…now irish-vietnamese …thats how i roll

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

actually rudys my lover boy

Megs gonna be mad at you.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I get more nervous when I see dogs in the vicinity

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Stay the fuck away from me, you creep.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Nov 8, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHA

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

u cant give someone a taste of rudy pie and not expect them to ask for seconds

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that just sounds wrong.

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 8, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

what the fuck did I just stumble into…

by AnnihilatorRich on Nov 8, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

BoC … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Nov 8, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

where the comfortable is made uncomfortable

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha the things you guys say are just gold. Put a bunch of immature men together and you get BoC :)
Just awesomeness.

by AppleSweetRose on Nov 8, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Oddly enough, Hiller and Kipper had some great games this week — I just didn’t want to start them. Heh.

I’m going to get my butt kicked this week, though. My players have fewer games than usual and Slappyville has a lot. It’d take a miracle.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 8, 2010 7:42 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I was going to say — Hiller was all wins this week.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2010 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I was really glad I decided not to start him last night, though. Kept my GAA and SV% intact.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 8, 2010 7:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had both my goalies on the bench yesterday — another win would have been useless for me but another loss would have cost me a category.

Then, of course, neither guy played, but whatever — Sundays especially with goalies you should play carefully.

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2010 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I was so indecisive, I felt horrible. Then I decided risking my lead in three categories just wasn’t worth tying games started — though I risked losing my lead in wins, too. Chicago obliged me by miraculously losing.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 8, 2010 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

PS another GWG from Williams, eh?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 8, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I had tons. Koivu, Heatley, and others were all game-winners this week. Feast or famine in that category. :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2010 8:04 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Great job! You must be loving Nitty’s success, too. Win-win. :)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 8, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Good weeks for both of you! Yay!

by g r a c e on Nov 8, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Congrats to Slappyville

(who’s team is that again?)

To be fair, I only activated Brian Campbell yesterday from the IR, and kicked Kyle Quincy to the curb in order to mkae room. Quincy had a truckload of more zeros than Campbell has…

These updates are awesome, Meg. Kind of like Wayne Simmonds in a mullet.

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 8, 2010 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

I like the updates as well. Thanks Meg.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

The picture is all Fournick Gators. I’ve got Seabrook, Sharp, and Dubinsky.
And, nice try Earl, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 9:01 AM PST reply actions  

Haha, I can’t believe I won the goals category after a 5-goal Monday from the Gators.

I’m happy enough in the 8th seed — wish the Ducks were here, too. :)

www.battleofcali.com

by Earl Sleek on Nov 8, 2010 9:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh god, that’s ugly. The goalies on BROWS are Ryan Miller (IR), Craig Anderson (IR), and Rick DiPietro (Not IR, but awful).

Yeah, at this point, it’s only minor leaguers and backups left. Might as well stick Miller on IR and wait it out. Just wait until DiPietro gets on IR too!

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by Mike Chen on Nov 8, 2010 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

I could swap you one of mine… :)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 8, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Enjoy the weekly, any chance you could put the standings on the post? I’m sure I’m not the only one who’d like to see it.

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Nov 8, 2010 10:14 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Sure, hold on.

California Über Alles
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, there we go.

California Über Alles
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks i couldnt find that anywhere..hey im one spot ahead of you yay!!

wtf no one told me we could streak?..what do I do now?...
Spades lil Banditos owns wikki sharks!
Meg is Ty Conklins Bitch

www.battleofcali.com

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Nov 8, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Who are the wikki sharks?

California Über Alles
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Who are the wikki sharks?

Who are the Anzheholics?

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Nov 8, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome dude thanks. Now I actually can get what I’m looking at.

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Nov 8, 2010 11:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

So, who are you rooting for?

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Nov 8, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Go Fightin’ Schuberts!

California Über Alles
Battle of California

by Megalodon on Nov 8, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re still missing out on Spade’s epic spam of the trashtalk board, though.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Nov 8, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

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