Anzheholics Anonymous vs. Slappyville Freezers
Slappyville wins 11-2!
MVP: The dynamic duo of Backstrom and Backstrom keeps rolling.
LVP: Brian Campbell had a knee injury and a bunch of zeroes this week.
This was a match-up between the leading teams in each division, and the Freezers slapped the hell out of the Anzeholics.
Wiki-Sharks vs. spades lil bandito's
spade wins 8-6!
MVP: Ty Conklin? TY CONKLIN?
LVP: Tomas Kopecky had one goal and was a minus seven, which doesn't make for a very strong good-vs.-suck ratio.
Ty Conklin is a greater threat to humanity than drug-resistant tuberculosis.
Sleek and Destroy vs. Fournick Gators
Gators win 7-6!
MVP: Brandon Dubinsky had FIVE GOALS this week.
LVP: James van Riemsdyk? More like James van Crappy!
Earl couldn't get the win even with a great week from Loui Eriksson, who put up four goals and three assists.
Teal Blades vs. BROWS
Teal Blades wins 11-3!
MVP: Niittymaki is a kick-ass goalie.
Shark fans shouldn't fight each other. The enemies are out there!
Kitten Mittens vs. Quid Pro Clowe
Kitten Mittens wins 8-5!
LVP: It would have been better to just leave Jonas Gustavsson on the bench this week, in retrospect.
IAmJoe(Pavelski) vs. 2 Live Drew
2 Live Drew wins 7-6!
LVP: Shea Webber contributed zero points and a minus three this week.
IAmJoe STILL has Vlasic, who is STILL the only Sharks regular without a point this season. Come on, Pickles!
MEEEEEEAAAAAT vs. Setoguchi's revenge
MEEEEEEEEAAAAT wins 7-6!
This is an embarrassing loss for Setoguchi's revenge, because Rudy didn't set up his team this week and he still managed to win.
McSorley's Stick vs. Intaglio
Intaglio wins 8-3!
MVP: Alex Ovechkin is the man.