The Creation Of Drew
by RudyKelly on Dec 14, 2010 2:28 PM PST
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And God said, Let us make Drew in our image, after our likeness:
And let him have dominion over the Sharks of the sea,
And over the Ducks of the air, and over the Pacific Division,
And over all the NHL, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
So God created Drew in his own image, in the image of God created he him.
And the Lord saw what he had made and said, "Hell yeah, that guy's awesome."
(Painting credit: Michelangelo. Defacing famous painting credit: Earl Sleek.)
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Damn, you beat me to it.
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Dec 14, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
It’s probably pretty cold up there, so I’ll give Him that.
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Dec 14, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
Here — I also quickly made a PG version for anybody who’s easily offended (coughSAMSUNGcough):
Thanks, Johnson!
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 14, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
That guy’s such a dick.
Chet Couture is a great man.
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by Megalodon on Dec 14, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Who’s that, Corey Perry? (Please, please…)
(Honestly, I don’t know what Perry looks like. I just know he’s a douche)
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
Jack Johnson, of course — also acceptable probably would have been any one of Willie Mitchell’s silly faces.
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ya know joe pavelski would have perfect for the pic…his mouth is always in the receiving position
Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane: He's Caucasian.
Ed: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Frank: Awfully big moustache.
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 6:08 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
couldnt have picked a better head…bravo!
Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane: He's Caucasian.
Ed: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Frank: Awfully big moustache.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 5:16 AM PST up reply actions
Do remember, that this was the first penis EVER. Technically, he had the largest…
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
What are you talking about, he’s huge! Right?…RIght?
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Dec 15, 2010 7:01 AM PST up reply actions 6 recs
it took me a while to get this…u must not watch a lot of porn then….but funny none the less
Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane: He's Caucasian.
Ed: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Frank: Awfully big moustache.
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 7:37 AM PST up reply actions
So was Itech created on the 4th or 5th day?
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Dec 14, 2010 2:36 PM PST reply actions
The face Doughty is making is perfect for this superimposition. He should get a Dick Towel to cover up that tiny bird, though
by AnnihilatorRich on Dec 14, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions
It should prolly be smaller and his gut should be bigger. haha
Question: Why did I have to recreate an account? =/ Same name but all my infor was lost. Weird…
Didn’t your name used to have an ‘s’ on the end?
Chet Couture is a great man.
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by Megalodon on Dec 14, 2010 3:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I’ll send an e-mail to support and see if they can’t reset your password on your original account — according to our blog membership, the account still exists and is a member of BoC.
Hmm.
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You can do that, but you can’t get us a fucking edit button?
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
Yeah, singular-account password reset and full-site re-design of comment functionality are pretty similar requests. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 15, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Drew: “Alright, God, penis time. Now remember, I ordered a big one!”
God: “Y’know, I’m pretty tired after this whole creating the universe thing…”
Drew: “What the fuck am I going to do with this? It doesn’t even pee straight…”
God: “Don’t worry, it gets bigger. Besides, newsflash: you are the only other person on Earth. God, out.”
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Dec 14, 2010 2:44 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Excellent article tag, Rudy. Hopefully, this sets a new precedent.
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 14, 2010 3:04 PM PST reply actions
I just gave Spade authorship rights today to cover me for my upcoming South America trip. :)
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 14, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
boc has been bastardized……
i gotta get on cartoons early cuz i wont be at work after the 24th..no scanner at home etc..
Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane: He's Caucasian.
Ed: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Frank: Awfully big moustache.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 5:14 AM PST up reply actions
I guess they’ll turn any ol’ comment green around here
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
by Nut on Dec 15, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah, maybe Sleek should “up” the limit (but that’s how I got MY only green comment, I think)
"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"
Courtesy of some guys in 331.
Na, I’m just joshin’. But I do believe Spade was probably one of the Rec’ers of that comment.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
hey i thought it was clever..deserved it
~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
no faith..people….I-AM-WOOOOOUNDED!!
~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions
I look forward to your prose
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
shit i got 3 stories pre-written already..plus a cartoon..im on roll mutha trukkas
~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 16, 2010 7:00 AM PST up reply actions
“Rudy, you have to stop super-imposing Drew Doughty’s head on Lou Ferrigno’s body.”
So says I, as Lou Ferrigno breaks through my window, picks me up as a mother would a child, and crushes my brain between his nipples.
Does he call it Luongo underwear?
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Dec 14, 2010 3:23 PM PST reply actions
Could God create a defenseman so skilled that even God himself could not deke around him?
Chet Couture is a great man.
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by Megalodon on Dec 14, 2010 3:33 PM PST via mobile reply actions
haha
Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane: He's Caucasian.
Ed: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Frank: Awfully big moustache.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 5:12 AM PST up reply actions
then rudy did it right then…kudos rudy
Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane: He's Caucasian.
Ed: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Frank: Awfully big moustache.
Go Ducks!
www.battleofcali.com
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 15, 2010 5:12 AM PST up reply actions
Well, at least Drew didn’t pull a George Michael Bluth and wear cutoffs.
In Lou We Trust/Twitter
This season is all a terrible dream brought on by too much Penne a la Pesto.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 15, 2010 8:57 AM PST reply actions
I believe it was actually Tobias who wore the cutoffs. He was the never-nude. Along with Zach Braff when he made a cameo appearance as the guy who made the girls with low self esteem videos.
It was Tobias’ gimmick, but George Michael was the Adam in the Pageant of the Masters — he wore the cutoffs for that.
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I thought you BoCers all were familiar w/ Arrested Development.
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This season is all a terrible dream brought on by too much Penne a la Pesto.
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 15, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
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