And God said, Let us make Drew in our image, after our likeness:

And let him have dominion over the Sharks of the sea,

And over the Ducks of the air, and over the Pacific Division,

And over all the NHL, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

So God created Drew in his own image, in the image of God created he him.

And the Lord saw what he had made and said, "Hell yeah, that guy's awesome."

(Painting credit: Michelangelo. Defacing famous painting credit: Earl Sleek.)