Only one hour until the puck drops and no post by Sleek yet. That can only mean one thing, hes' been killed by zombies.
I imagine It looked something like this:
Sleek is the one in the glasses, obviously. This was taken moments before the Hansen brother wannabe in the back turned into a Zombie and went all Mmm-bop on Sleek's brains. I've taken it upon myself to be the voice of the people in his absence.
According to my research both teams have similar GF/GA differences with the Ducks allowing .3 more goals per game than they score and the Hurricanes allow .2. Both shoot the same amount per game, allow the same amount of shots per game and have similar penalty kill percentages. Both teams have good starting goalies with capable backups, though Mcbackup is much better than Justin Peters, whoever that is. The only real difference is the Ducks' Powerplay, which is a full 5% higher.
Last minute edit:
Sleek has recovered from his mid 90's pop sensation induced coma and made his gameday post, rendering all of the previous pointless, but I spent too much time (3 minutes) writing this to throw it away.
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