My festivus video for Patrick Marleau

Yeah, Marleau hasn't been getting it done.  Here's my polite airing of grievances towards him.

Marleau baby, turnaround your season tonight.

Marleau baby, just slip a puck right into the twine, for me.

Been a real loyal fan.

Marleau baby, so turnaround your season tonight.

Marleau baby, a scoring drought is making you feel so blue.

I’ll be cheering for you,

Marleau baby, so turnaround your season tonight.

Think of all the shots you missed, 

Think of why you’re going into "negative".

Last year you were a great big hit,

But, now you’re on McLellan’s "shit" list.

Marleau baby, ask Santa for some mojo for your 

dry line,

Convert those shots into goals. 

Marleau baby, so turnaround your season tonight.

Marleau honey, there’s something I think might be right,

A fight.

Just make sure that you win.

Marleau baby, so turnaround your season tonight.

Marleau cutie, a photo with a natural smile,

Beguile,

Like you deked a goalie,

Marleau cutie, so turnaround your season tonight.

Show the skills that make you shine,

Show us you deserve to be on "the top line".

I really do believe in you

But let’s see if you, believe in you!

Marleau baby, a reminder of one little thing

A ring, and that Stanley cup too,

Marleau baby, so turnaround your season tonight,

Turnaround your season tonight.

Turnaround. Tonight.