Sick of the Ducks' drama, Sleek leaves the hemisphere.

by Earl Sleek on Dec 24, 2010 10:19 AM PST

Merry Christmas, assholes! Or as they say where I'm headed, "¡Feliz Navidad, burros!" That's right -- I'm off on an adventure with the folks and siblings to Chile, Argentina, and Brazil. ¡Viva la vacacion!

It was the cheapest flight on Expedia.

I really don't know what we're in store for on this trip, other than it's a group tour that I haven't read up on, and that I'll be departing today and not returning to the northern hemisphere until January 8th. This will obviously put a damper on my hockey viewing, and probably my ability to post or comment much as well. Play nice in my absence!

Ducks fans, I am leaving you in Spade-in-Victorhell's charge -- he'll be writing marginally coherent gameday posts for the next couple of weeks, and even though I've read three of them, I still don't fully know what you're in for. It'll probably be a nice change of pace from my corniness, though, and we'll see if I even have a job here when I get back. :)

Anyways -- have a great holidays and new years, everybody. And somebody be prepared to answer the question upon my return: "Who were the best and worst Ducks players in my absence?" Don't worry, I'm anticipating the worst.

Viva los patos.

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Merry Christmas to you too sleek. Have a fun and safe trip asshole. See you next year.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Dec 24, 2010 10:24 AM PST reply actions

yea man…double bag it everytime…and try drinking the locals under the table if you can….have a good time..ill try not to fuck things up!!…

happy holidays to everyone…hope everyone stocked up on mistletoe!!! free kisses!!
now if u hold a mistletoe above my penis…do i get a kiss there?..ill have to try i got ladies coming over…its worth a shot!!

be safe though seriously..everyone..see u guys for the post on sunday

~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 24, 2010 10:38 AM PST reply actions

Have fun, Spade! I am impressed that you’ve been writing ahead — with the Ducks’ zany schedule, I’ve been getting by with a lot of hasty late efforts. Hopefully this vacation lets me catch up a bit. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 24, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions

with both the kings and ducks off till sunday i can update my stats and post…also im armed to the teeth with alcholol ..with ladies and gents coming over tonite..so there might be an added bonus story to sundays post….maybe ill attempt the dumb and dumber lighting the fart move..and see if a)it works and b) if everyone is amused or walks out

~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 24, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions

Spade writing gameday posts. This is going to be awesome.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 24, 2010 12:12 PM PST reply actions

Spade was left the keys to the place?!? Party time!!!

Have fun Earl – but come back safe. :)

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by Angy on Dec 24, 2010 3:15 PM PST reply actions

leave all panties at the door….i weaved a fashonable baske to hold them..

~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 24, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions

I’m wearing my kilt.

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by cmatthew35 on Dec 24, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions

i would wear one if I could afford one

~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 25, 2010 7:16 AM PST up reply actions

We already got you NHL 11. No need to try and start another fund for yourself. And since you’re now officially a BOC blogger, I don’t think you can accept gifts anymore.

by Wooster11 on Dec 26, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions

well maybe our lesbo butch readers could fashion one out extra flannels they dont want anymore

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 26, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions

I’m wondering…. if spades posts will be edited… or … if they will have tons of periods… everywhere.

Looking forward to the writing, and have a solid trip Sleek.

by Mudhippy on Dec 24, 2010 8:37 PM PST reply actions

Spade’s taking over…..

We’re all screwed.

"Hey, Luongo: YOU SUCK!"

by Kevin Y on Dec 25, 2010 8:07 AM PST reply actions

it's not that bad

for all we know, spade could have intelligent well thought out gameday thread posts.

These are the demands and sayings of tohon

by tohon on Dec 25, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions

in fact here in brazil we speak portuguese not spanish.
so its: Feliz Natal, imbecis
earl, where will you visit here?

by Camossi on Dec 25, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions

Haha, good point! I have a Portuguese app for that. :)

Per my sister, we’re going to some waterfall, Copa Cabana (sp?), and Rio. It’s toward the back end of the trip, though. So far, it’s been all Santiago so far.

And it’s summertime. Woooo!

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by Earl Sleek on Dec 26, 2010 2:54 AM PST via mobile up reply actions