FINALLY
by RudyKelly on Dec 26, 2010 11:47 PM PST
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PrintWayne Simmonds finally gets a hold on Corey Perry and makes him look foolish. He even does the honorable thing and takes off his helmet! I kinda wish he had popped him while they were on the ice, but that's just me. That'll teach you to take runs at Michal Handzus, you bobbleheaded dork!
By the by, it's really funny to see the Ducks try to be physical now that they suck because they're really bad at it. They'll slash or board people and then stand helplessly while they get outmuscled for rebounds all game; then, when the game is out of reach and they're frustrated and embarrassed, they'll lash out and try to take a moral victory... only to get humiliated by an opponent that's just plain better than them. Then, and only then, do you see them for the scared, helpless children that they truly are. Hahaha, good times.
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That’ll teach me to get on the south american internet.
Oh well, at least I don’t have to pen the next post. You got suckered, Spade.
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by Earl Sleek on Dec 27, 2010 3:06 AM PST via mobile reply actions
Gotta say, watching that last night brought a huge smile to my face. Seeing you gloat about it does the same. :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
Corey Perry thought it was safe to start fighting again now that Pavel Datsyuk is out.
He was wrong. Beautiful.
In Dinglebarn We Trust -- JftC
Perry is such a clown. Simmonds stopped punching him to take off his helmet, which was an unnecessarily nice gesture considering, and Perry lands a few glancing jersey-punches.
I say bring back Andrei Nazarov just for Ducks games and let Nazzy go bezerk on that dipshit.
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Yeah, Simmonds is a straight-up guy; he wants it to be a fair fight. Of course, you could also look at it as a form of intimidation: “I’ll give up my advantage, and I’ll still kick your ass.” Which is more or less what happened.
I have to say, though, I was really impressed by the other fight. Parros got manhandled by a 19-year old kid who was giving up about 7" in height and 50 lbs. in weight to him. I believe the words of Nelson Muntz apply.
"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim
Oh, I guess Santa forgot to bring you the missing “s” for Christmas?
Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."
by DodgerBlueBalls on Dec 27, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
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