A New Jersey uniform = fantasy hockey poison.
Anzeholics Anonymous vs. Fournick Gators
MVPs: Very strong weeks for Steven Stamkos and Vincent Lecaviler.
LVPs: The Anzeholics have two goalies on the IR and one of the Gators' goalies is Martin Brodeur, who suuuuuuuuucks this year.
How did our premier match-up end in a tie? This will not stand, man. You're both in big trouble.
Wiki-Sharks vs. 2 Live Drew
2 Live Drew wins 8-6!
MVP: Sidney Crosby gets more points in one week than a lot of other players do in two or three.
LVP: My team has more zeroes than Earl's choir.
Sleek and Destroy vs. Kitten Mittens
Sleek and Destroy wins 7-2!
MVP: Evgeni Malkin had seven points this week, so apparently he's good again.
LVP: Ilya Kovalchuk had no points and was a minus FIVE. I'll wait while everyone finishes laughing hysterically.
Teal Blades vs. IAmJoe(Pavelski)
Teal Blades wins 7-5!
MVP: Antero Niittymaki only played one game for the Teal Blades, but it was good one.
BROWS vs. McSorley's Stick
BROWS wins 7-5!
MVP: Henrik Zetterberg put up seven points and 32 face-off wins.
LVP: We will never know how many points McSorley's bench players could have gotten for him. The LVP goes to him for not setting up his team.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAT vs. spades lil bandito's
spade wins 11-3!
MVP: Solid performance by Teemu Selanne: four assists, two on the powerplay.
LVP: Since he didn't set up his team Rudy only had seven skaters actually play, and none of them got more than two points. That's weak.
Quid Pro Clowe vs. Slappyville Freezers
Freezers wins 7-5!
MVP: A really strong week for the Freezers goaltenders, led by Pekka Rinne's 1.52 GAA.
Setoguchi's Revenge vs. Intaglio
Setoguchi's Revenge 10-3!
MVP: Tim Thomas: totally tip-top!
LVP: Intaglio got two lousy games from Cam Ward and nothing else from goalies.