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Kings Gameday: Last Night Never Happened

"Make it 3 boilermakers!"  (Photo by Phillip MacCallum/Getty Images)




Hey, too bad there wasn't a Kings game last night. I don't know why I wrote a gameday post when there was no game, but that's my bad. Guess I got mixed up. Anyway, the Kings have a game tonight (I think) and it should be a good one.

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The league found 2 points Anze Kopitar deserved during 6-8 PM last night, which now gives him 40 points in 36 games. (I'm pretty sure the Kings have only played 35 games; hopefully they'll fix that shortly.) Anywho, that translates to the following stats over an 82-game season:

82 games, 34 goals, 57 assists, 91 points, 18 PIM

Those are pretty much the exact numbers I would expect Kopitar to get in his prime: 35 goals, 55 assists, 90 points, a Lady Byng nomination.* Some folks expect Kopitar to get 40 goals some day but not me. Kopitar has always been more of a passer that became a shooter because no one else could shoot; he's not a naturally gifted shooter like a lot of the other guys that get 30+ goals a season. He's almost willed himself into a goal scorer, which is a lot harder and more impressive than you'd think.

Star-divide

That's pretty much the story of Kopitar's career so far: he's had to subvert his natural gifts and in spite of that has become a fantastic hockey player. When he came into the league he was a pond hockey player, someone who was fantastic when he had time to skate but could easily get shut down in half court. He liked to carry the puck, he liked to circle the net, and he liked to dish it off to an open defender along the blue line. Now look at him: he's usually without the puck entering the zone, he's the one actually getting to the net for a pass, and he's working in tight.

The first assist he was given last night (in the game that never happened) was beautiful; he fought through 3 men to give the puck to an open Kevin Westgarth, who then put the puck on net for a rebound that was tapped home. Kopitar couldn't have done that 3 years ago. Combine that with his defensive play and what we have is a fully formed, elite center. He really is turning into a Mats Sundin but with hair.

I've written before that what I worry the most about is Kopitar not turning into an elite center. Drew Doughty is crucial and the Jonathans are important, but Kopitar is the one. He's Wyatt. He needs to be the one to lead this team to a Stanley Cup and this is the first year where I think you can say he's good enough to do it. It makes games like the one that didn't happen easier to swallow, to know that hey, we can have bad games but we still have Anze. Because of Anze we'll be OK.

And it's stupid but I'm pretty proud of him.

*I know this is also stupid but why the fuck hasn't Kopitar been nominated for a Lady Byng yet? The award's dumb, I know, but if you score a lot and don't take penalties you get nominated for the Lady Byng. That's all Kopitar does. I know he looks like he made a lot of evil choices in Knights of the Old Republic but by all accounts Kopitar is an awesome dude. Fucking Patrick Marleau manages to get nominated and he's a plank of wood. I'm going to throw a fit if Kopitar doesn't get nominated this season.

***

Brayden Schenn: awesome. He had 4 goals, 1 assist a day after he had 1 goal 4 assists. Too bad it was against Norway... hey, not Norway!!! Schenn, you asshole!

Oh, and Tyler Toffoli? The guy left off Team Canada's invite list? He had 5 goals last night. Booyah.

***

I'm going to be gone the next 3 days. I go up to a cabin with a bunch of buddies every year for New Year's. It's fun: we drink beer and hang, and then I pass out and when I wake up my underwear's on backwards. Ahh, good times, good times. Anyway, I might be able to watch the game tonight but I might not. Happy new year and go fuck yourself.

Prediction: Kings win, 4-2. Goals by Kopitar, Brown, Stoll and Williams.

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What’s next? A post about the Kings joining the league at the beginning of last year? 40 years of crap never hapening? =)

by Scottyknow on Dec 30, 2010 10:43 AM PST reply actions  

He really is turning into a Mats Sundin but with hair.

now you ruined him…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Rauhallista joulua. Ja aivan vitun railakasta uutta vuotta

by sleza on Dec 30, 2010 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

Make it 3 boilermakers

The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Dec 30, 2010 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

That’s a special feeling.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 30, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

What's a matter Harr, some little filly break your heart?

For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

by Nut on Dec 30, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 30, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Tell her I’m rich, and I’m good looking, and I have, uh, a rapist’s wit.

"There is no gravity son, the world just sucks." - my father.

by tu madre on Dec 30, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Last Night Never Happened

Hey, me too!

The reason Texas is so big is so it can hold all the bullshit.
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by Megalodon on Dec 30, 2010 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

You guys say that to each other a lot.

In Dinglebarn We Trust -- JftC

by Niesy on Dec 30, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

...

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

Rauhallista joulua. Ja aivan vitun railakasta uutta vuotta

by sleza on Dec 30, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

we drink beer and hang, and then I pass out and when I wake up my underwear’s on backwards. Ahh, good times, good times.

just be worried if u have an easier time shitting the next day

~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 30, 2010 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

I always have an easy time shitting. It’s like an iron smelt down there.

OK, that was too far.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 30, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

wow… that. just. happened

by AnnihilatorRich on Dec 30, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yes that was somthing

~como estas...bitches~
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 30, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the status on, Williams?

by Scottyknow on Dec 30, 2010 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

Williams seems to have his status on. Rich Hammond doesn’t seem to be reporting anything about him being hurt.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on Dec 30, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he was asking Williams about the status on

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Dec 30, 2010 2:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ah. Now that makes sense.

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on Dec 30, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the “status on,” Williams?

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by Megalodon on Dec 30, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

stuff that will be heard at the cabin:

-wooow watch it…don’t get me in the eye again bro hahaha!!

-all right we make a pact here nothing leaves this cabin

-do me favor and use some lotion on your chapped hands

-first one that “goes” is the beer bitch!!!

~como estas...bitches~
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 30, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So that's what happens if you follow the Dark Side in KOTOR?

You look like a raccoon ordering boilermakers?

"Prepare your bladder for imminent release!" — Invader Zim

by DougX on Dec 30, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

I know he looks like he made a lot of evil choices in Knights of the Old Republic

I bet he killed his party on Rakata.

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott.

by SharksFanEst.1994 on Dec 30, 2010 3:24 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Rudy pulled a 241543903 yesterday.

I personally hate everyone that I haven't met in person.

by brokenyard on Dec 30, 2010 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

So did tonight not happen as well? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by Angy on Dec 30, 2010 10:56 PM PST reply actions  

No…. no it didn’t. Weird, I could have sworn I paid for parking and a couple beers somewhere

by AnnihilatorRich on Dec 31, 2010 12:58 AM PST up reply actions  

a couple? so 70 bucks down the drain? damn

~como estas...bitches~
Go Ducks!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Dec 31, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Why the hell is their a gamepost here as well?

When the Kings don’t play until the New Year.

Repeating the same mistake two times in a row, who the hell do you think you are Jack Johnson?

by Cool Dudes on Dec 31, 2010 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

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