Patrick Marleau Facts

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2010 6:00 AM PST

Thanks to Meg and Nut for helping me compile these. These are... Patrick Marleau Facts!

-The first time Patrick Marleau met Owen Nolan, Nolan called him "Pete." Marleau was too embarrassed to correct him, and so it continued for six years. Marleau eventually orchestrated Nolan's trade to Toronto just to end the humiliation.

-Patrick Marleau recently discovered Kanye West and won't stop telling people how great he is.

-Patrick Marleau's idea of comedy is doing a "Borat" impression around Evgeni Nabokov. Marleau's never seen Borat.

-Patrick Marleau's favorite part about going skiing is the chair lift.

-Patrick Marleau once had a crush on the barista at his local coffee shop. One day he tried to flirt with her so when she gave him his latte and said, "Enjoy, Patrick," he said, "Bottom's up!" far too loudly and then tried to take a swig of his drink but he ended up burning his tongue and spilling foam down the front of his shirt. He never went back to that coffee shop again.

- After the coach pressured him to show more leadership, Marleau began insisting that fellow players refer to him as "Cap'n." He was subsequently stripped of the captaincy.

- Patrick Marleau's favorite president is Martin van Buren.

-Patrick Marleau calls Joe Thornton his best friend. Around Thornton. Constantly.

- In High School, Patrick Marleau was voted "Most likely to leave his fly down for an entire day." He was also the yearbook editor.

-When the team goes out Patrick Marleau orders one beer, drinks half of it slowly, then acts like it's a new beer when the guys go for the next round. At some point he utters, "Man I'm buzzed."

-Patrick Marleau sings in his church's choir.

-Patrick Marleau tried to bond with teammate Mike Grier by giving him a high five. Grier signed with Buffalo a week later.

- Patrick Marleau has a nickname for his penis: Brian.

-Patrick Marleau bought himself and Dan Boyle matching pairs of Crocs and then asked Boyle why he wasn't wearing his every day for a month.

-Patrick Marleau tried to trim his eyebrows one time but accidently had the guard on the shaver set to "1" instead of "2". He didn't leave his house for a week.

-Patrick Marleau listens to his iPod on the team plane and then talks loudly while his head phones are in.

- To propose to his wife, Patrick Marleau placed a diamond ring in her glass of champagne. But then he got nervous and forgot which glass was his, and ended up swallowing the ring. He was in the hospital for a week.

-Patrick Marleau tries to speak Spanish when ordering at Mexican restaurants.

-Patrick Marleau wears swim trunks when he showers in the locker room.

-The team was discussing their favorite SNL castmembers but the conversation died down when Marleau stated, "My favorite is Keenan Thompson."

-Patrick Marleau saw Pat Falloon at a team event. This was their exchange:
Falloon: How ya been?
Marleau: Good, you?
Falloon: Not bad.
Long pause
Marleau: It's hot here
Falloon: Yeah.
Long pause
Falloon: ...Well, I'll see you around.
Marleau: Coo'.

-When Bon Jovi is played in the HP Pavilion during a game, Marleau starts playing drums on his legs and bobbing his head until he feels Todd McClellan's hand on his shoulder. Then he stops.

- The saddest moment of Marleau's life was when he lost out on the Lady Byng trophy to Pavel Datsyuk. He cried for days.

-Patrick Marleau recently gave "The Talk" to his kids. The person who giggled the most? Patrick Marleau.

-Patrick Marleau likes the NHL on Versus because it normally leads right into his favorite fishing show.

-Patrick Marleau once playfully asked Dany Heatley what was on his shirt, then when Heatley looked down Marleau flicked Heatley's nose with his finger. Dany Heatley has hated Patrick Marleau ever since.

-Marleau was approached at a bar once by a woman; it turned out she had left her coat on the back of his chair.

-When Marleau walks down a hallway and someone is walking towards him he always averts eye contact until the last moment so he can look up, give them a nod and say, "What's up?" but then the person walking towards him will say, "What's up?" first so he'll end up shouting, "Pretty good!" over his shoulder 5 feet after they've passed.

-On the team plane Marleau insists on sitting in the middle seat.

-Patrick Marleau wears socks at the beach.

-Marleau spends most of his free time practicing post-goal group hugs with whoever will humor him.

-Patrick Marleau's second least favorite thing in the world is losing a hockey game. His least favorite thing is making banter while getting a hair cut.

-In high school, Patrick Marleau would clear his throat 15 teams during the start of roll call to make sure by the time they got to "M" his voice wouldn't crack. It never worked.

-Patrick Marleau ate at the cool kid's table in high school for 2 years before someone finally asked, "Who the hell are you?"

-Patrick Marleau bought a mini-disc player. Last week. When asked why, he said it was because it only used one battery.

-Patrick Marleau was a great Hide 'n Seek player as a kid because no one ever wanted to find him.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Feb 1, 2010 6:27 AM PST reply actions

When the team goes out Patrick Marleau orders one beer, drinks half of it slowly, then acts like it’s a new beer when the guys go for the next round. At some point he utters, “Man I’m buzzed.”

these guys are the worst!!! the anti-spade….I make sure I let out a big “you got to be fuckiing kidding me”

-Patrick Marleau tries to speak Spanish when ordering at Mexican restaurants.

hahaha

great..great list….holy shit….

for the record i am pissed i didnt come up with the rudy kelly rants website…man is that a kick in the balls for a monday morning!!

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 6:33 AM PST reply actions

for the record i am pissed i didnt come up with the rudy kelly rants website…man is that a kick in the balls for a monday morning!!

Great website, but I’m bummed he/she doesn’t provide a link to each of the comments. Would make it a whole lot better.

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by Mr. Plank on Feb 1, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions

these guys are the worst!!! the anti-spade

9 out of 10 times, those mofos are Swedish. /Finn racism

Wait, is it racist if it’s true?

I prefer my Kool-Aid spiked

by Niesy on Feb 1, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions

-Patrick Marleau sings in his church’s choir.

But I’m sure he’s a tenor — that’s a whole different ballgame.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 1, 2010 7:15 AM PST reply actions

Marleau changes all the rules when it comes to everything.

This dude is an alto, no question.

by 88fingerslukee on Feb 1, 2010 7:19 AM PST up reply actions

…Who secretly longs to be a castrato.

by g r a c e on Feb 1, 2010 7:26 AM PST up reply actions

yea i guess patrick wont be getting one of those mispelled shirts i made…or maybe hes so awkward he might?

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 7:27 AM PST up reply actions

Doesn’t matter. In order to not offend anybody, Patrick Marleau has been wearing all his t-shirts inside-out since the third grade.

Hey, this is kind of fun!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 1, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions

His least favorite thing is making banter while getting a hair cut.

I’m with him on this one. I hate this shit with a passion.

by 88fingerslukee on Feb 1, 2010 7:17 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

i got nervous about bantering with my bartender (got shave my head now) cuz id rather him concentrating on my hair…then him asking me about mindless bullshit

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 7:26 AM PST up reply actions

I’d probably be nervous too, if my bartender was shaving my head.

by ievans on Feb 1, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions

No shit.

My bartender is blind.

by 88fingerslukee on Feb 1, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions

haha…damn it must be monday…just noticed i did that…um yea…although bartenders arent suppose to be drinking…so its possible they could give good haircuts….although my favorite bartender…takes shots with me…so yea..probally not a good idea…shes the best man..really spikes my shit good..i love her

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions

It’s even worse when he gets his hair cut at a Hispanic salon.

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by Mr. Plank on Feb 1, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions

I love the synergy between the collective factoids and that video. The factoids make the video funnier, and vice versa.

I owe you a debt of gratitude for the video alone. It’s just a mine of awesomeness. “Miss San Jose Grand Prix Patrick Marleau”? You’ve got to be kidding me.

by g r a c e on Feb 1, 2010 7:34 AM PST reply actions

Ski lift and making banter with the barber were my favorites. Great stuff Rudy.

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by Mr. Plank on Feb 1, 2010 8:24 AM PST reply actions

- Patrick Marleau’s favorite president is Martin van Buren.

by PNK on Feb 1, 2010 8:39 AM PST reply actions

Patrick Marleau recently gave “The Talk” to his kids. The person who giggled the most? Patrick Marleau.

Makes you wonder how he even manages to have sex. Wait, not something I want to wonder. Boyle wouldn’t have these issues.

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by ang6666 on Feb 1, 2010 8:51 AM PST reply actions

I have to admit, the first thought I had when I read that was, “Isn’t his oldest like, three?”

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by mymclife on Feb 1, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions

I am appalled by the lack of proper research, guys. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 1, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions

Seriously. The lack of hard facts ruined this entire article for me.

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by Mr. Plank on Feb 1, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions

Ha ha ha. Sorry for sucking the fun out of it, guys.

And in my defense, I thoroughly laughed at the rest of it, but The Talk one just took me out of it, for some reason.

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by mymclife on Feb 1, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions

hey plank..off subject…i chose a goldshalger shot over a patron shot…i gotta tell u…goldshlager fucked me up after one shot..patron usually takes at least 2 or 3….hmmmm…i was quite surprised by that fact

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions

I hate that liquorish tasting crap. I’ll stick with Tequila.

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by Evilducks on Feb 1, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions

ill remember that when i buy u your next shot my friend…hope to see again next time…ill come up to san jose next year for sure…im planning on it(assumiung u live there..if not..well im going anyways)

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions

oh! Spade in SJ … that should be fun … :)

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by ang6666 on Feb 1, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions

i would paint the town orange-gold and black..and subsquently get shot….ive been there before did a show..went to a bar all decked out in sharks hockey…nice place small

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions

Just don’t paint the town orange, gold, and black off King and Story road. Then you’ll really get shot.

by Mike Chen on Feb 1, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions

Never too early to start some form of “the talk” with children … :)

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by ang6666 on Feb 1, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions

Thank you Rudy. My week is off to a great start now.

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 1, 2010 8:51 AM PST reply actions

I love this.

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by jwizzle241 on Feb 1, 2010 9:00 AM PST reply actions

Patrick Marleau may some day see this list and feel sad. Then he’ll remember he’s one of the top scorers in the NHL, playing on the number-one team in the league, a multi-millionaire, and an Olympian. Then he’ll realize he forgot to put deodorant on his left armpit in the morning.

Never go to the South for any reason.

by Megalodon on Feb 1, 2010 9:14 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

you could just take 2 fingers and rub off some from the right armpit and take care of the left…of course depends on what kind u use and the amount…this is another story of what someone else did and not me personally

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions

Patrick Marleau was going to tell Todd McLellan about all the “awkward” jokes he saw on BoC. But he forgot how to spell awkward and left McLellan’s office without saying anything.

by Mike Chen on Feb 1, 2010 9:20 AM PST reply actions

the answer is yes mike..we need to add to the t-shirt list..your avatar….great icon

that reminded me of in the movie coming to america…and this exhange:

Prince Akeem: Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?
Cleo McDowell: No, I didn’t.
Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big “H”. It was a most ripping victory.
Cleo McDowell: Son.
Prince Akeem: Yes?
Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
Prince Akeem: Yes.

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions

You know what I want to see is that awkward smile in awkward silence over a not-so-awkward cap-friendly contract extension.

by Mike Chen on Feb 1, 2010 9:21 AM PST reply actions

I would like to see that as well.

Especially because all the Toronto fan/vultures are circling him.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Feb 1, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions

That’s the one city in all of the NHL I can’t imagine him playing in… Hey look, huge amounts of media attention and you get to play for Ron Wilson again.

Good luck with that.

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by Evilducks on Feb 1, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions

Ron Wilson: “Hi Patrick, this is Ron Wilson. Listen, sorry about all the crap I gave you before. Can we be friends now?”

Patrick Marleau: (eyebrow shrug) “Ok.”

by Mike Chen on Feb 1, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions

Patrick Marleau sometimes wakes up and dreams about having Peaches N Cream flavored Instant Oatmeal for breakfast. Then he feels guilty and goes with regular.

by mepex on Feb 1, 2010 9:27 AM PST reply actions

The summer he turned 18, Patrick Marleau met an imaginary friend named Karl. The two were inseparable for weeks, until Patty got jealous of Karl’s popularity. They got into a huge fight and were never seen together again.

by g r a c e on Feb 1, 2010 9:50 AM PST reply actions

I can never quit you RudyKelly.

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by HockeyJoe on Feb 1, 2010 9:57 AM PST reply actions

Come on, Kelly.

You pissed on the fire with your Chuck Norris facts when all you had to do was take a screenshot of the video at 1:44.

MISS SAN JOSE GRAND PRIX
PATRICK MARLEAU

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by GhostOfLinkGaetz on Feb 1, 2010 10:13 AM PST reply actions

When the real Miss San Jose Grand Prix approached the car, he thought she was trying to usurp his crown, and wrestled her for her sash and tiara for ten minutes.

I prefer my Kool-Aid spiked

by Niesy on Feb 1, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions

I saw that too but if you notice when he’s on the car there’s Miss San Jose Grand Prix next to him so I think it’s just listing both of them.

Marleau tried to make conversation with Miss San Jose Grand Prix so he said, “I really like flies.” She was disgusted.

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by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions

Shattered Bromance: A Tragically Awkward Tale

Patrick Marleau once had a stalker, Rudy Kelly, who was the closest thing he’d had to a bro in years. Despite repeated warnings from his wife ("Stop trying to make ‘friends’ happen, Patrick") he refused to get a restraining order, telling himself that really they had a lot in common—frightening children, looking too long at other guys’ crotches in the john, being more comfortable around dogs than humans, etc. (He was 100% correct about this.)

Once Rudy accidentally stopped heckling him long enough to share a real discussion in in the park:

Patrick: Squirrels! Look at them, uh, so cute. Hee hee hee.
Rudy (giggling): I know, right? Their fluffy tails, when they twitch like – I mean, SHUT UP, LOSER. (flees)

Patrick didn’t mind the heckling at all – it formed the basis of all his close relationships, really, especially with his mother, his children, and his wife. So when Rudy was discovered hiding in the Marleaus’ bedroom closet, his wife screamed, but Patty just smiled and waved "Hi."

Rudy fled as best he could with his pants around his ankles. He was tackled easily by the police three blocks later, when concerned neighbors summoned them.

Patrick still tried to post bail on Rudy’s behalf, but the police overruled him.

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by Niesy on Feb 1, 2010 11:02 AM PST reply actions 2 recs

HAHAHA

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions

Oh wow — somehow Rudy’s stalker should be part of this story, too.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 1, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions

If you want to go public with that, man, I support you.

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by Niesy on Feb 1, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions

and to think you use to be so innocent when you first started coming around these parts … :)

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by ang6666 on Feb 1, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions

we “rubbed” off beautifully methinks…..theres that word again

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 1, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions

Thanks! I uh…I think.

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by Niesy on Feb 1, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions

T for tragic

I love it.

by gmh on Feb 1, 2010 12:36 PM PST reply actions

I can’t believe you think it takes an entire week for his eyebrows to grow back from a 1 to a 2.

P.S. I hate you, Rudy.

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by stufflife on Feb 1, 2010 1:12 PM PST reply actions

Patrick Marleau tried to spice things up with his wife by getting a sex swing. Now it’s his “Gamecube chair.”

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by Bettman's Nightmare on Feb 1, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions 2 recs

Hahaha

Great article. Sad thing is, I could see Patty doing all this stuff.

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by idunno723 on Feb 1, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions

Wow.

Marleau is a studmuffin :P

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Feb 1, 2010 4:11 PM PST reply actions

It's funny because he is better than all the guys on the Kings!

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by SharksFanEst.1994 on Feb 1, 2010 7:30 PM PST reply actions

Zang

by Nut on Feb 1, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions

I don’t believe that changes the facts he’s presenting tho … :)

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by ang6666 on Feb 1, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions

Drew Doughty is better than Dan Boyle.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 1, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions

wait a second now … that’s a fact I can’t get behind … falls more in the opinion column and Dan Boyle = sex god. Drew Doughty should consider himself lucky if Boyle lets him shine his shoes.

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by ang6666 on Feb 1, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions

Drew Doughty should consider himself lucky if Boyle lets him shine his shoes.

So what if the pics of him in a fluffy robe haven’t surfaced yet — Drew’s body is too bootylicious to deny.

I think our relationship is on the rocks, now. Fie.

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by Niesy on Feb 2, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions

bootylicious

love that word..i need to incorporate that more into my vocabulary

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions

You can pick up even more good ones in “Beyonce’s Slammin’ Guide To Your SATs.”

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 2, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions

You are high off your ass, Rudy.

Never go to the South for any reason.

by Megalodon on Feb 1, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions

your pre-maturely ejaculating…hell pass him up someday though…sooner than later

I usually end up doing somthing stupid...count on it

LONG LIVE BOC (and from the rink)!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 2, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions

Dan Boyle is better than Drew Doughty…at not being able to ride all the rides at Disneyland (because he’s short, you see..)

by Nut on Feb 3, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions

You mean all the OTHER

guys on the Kings…

Wait till this year.

by Quisp on Feb 2, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions

Simply amazing. But clearly, you’re no Patrick Marleau, RudyKelly. Or at least, more so.

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by bkblades on Feb 1, 2010 11:09 PM PST reply actions

Patrick Marleau once tried to avoid an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.

It was going so well until he mentioned that Harry Kim was his favourite Star Trek character…

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