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Ducks Gamedays -- Flame(br)Oil(ed)

Today: Anaheim Ducks (29-24-7, 11th in west) at Calgary Flames, (29-23-9, 8th in west), 7 pm
Tomorrow: Anaheim Ducks at Edmonton Oilers, (19-35-6, 15th in west), 4 pm
Anaheim Calling floats; Matchsticks & Gasoline burns; The Copper & Blue slicks.

Hey, what do you know?  It's a lazy-blogger Alberta-weekend special -- two gamedays, one post! 

The Ducks play their last two games before the Olympic break this weekend in Alberta, a land stricken with the mysterious disease known as "suckitis".  For purposes of this cartoon, at least,  "suckitis" is a malady that infects NHL franchises, hampering the team's ability to score goals and pick up wins.  It appears to be contagious -- two months ago Edmonton caught it, but then one month ago it ominously got transmitted to Calgary, as well.

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Warning -- my characters are starting to resemble Teletubbies.

The table below shows each Albertan team's plummet point -- on December 13 (or thereabouts), the Oilers stopped winning like a .531 team and started losing like a .179 team.  On or about January 13, the Flames stopped winning like a .630 team and began losing like a .300 team.  And that may be overstated -- one of Calgary's three wins over the last month came in a 6-1 beating over the pre-infected Oilers.

W-L-O Win Pct. GF/g GA/g GD/g
Calgary Flames pre-Jan. 13 26-14-6 .630 +2.65 -2.33 +0.33
post-Jan. 13 3-9-3 .300 +1.87 -2.80 -0.93
Edmonton Oilers pre-Dec.13 15-13-4 .531 +2.94 -3.00 -0.06
post-Dec. 13 4-22-2 .179 +1.82 -3.71 -1.89

Now I haven't watched a lot of these two teams in the past months to fully break down how or why results have plummeted (and my old go-to site is mostly tumbleweeds these days -- sigh).  Certainly the injuries to Ales Hemsky and Nikolai Khabibulin are significant for the Oilers, and luck always matters -- neither team is probably as bad as their bottom row nor as good as their top row.  Still, it does look tempting, doesn't it?  Ducks are certainly coming to town at a point where both look beatable.

Now, to be clear, I don't expect the Ducks to go in and really exploit this recent provincial "suckitis" -- Anaheim notoriously plays to the level of their opponents.  These will be knuckle-whitening games, I'm sure, but it is still an opportunity to go into the Olympics with some positioning advantage.  For the first time in who-knows-how-long, I can say this:  It's not impossible for the Ducks to end tonight in the eighth seed.

Star-divide

No real word on Getzlaf's return from injury  -- based on what I've seen, I'd guess it's "no tonight, yes tomorrow", but we'll have to wait and see on that.  Still the bigger story may end up being whether or not Vesa Toskala starts his first game for the Ducks this weekend.  Tactically, it pretty much makes sense -- Jonas Hiller has had issues with back-to-backs in the past and figures to stop a ton of pucks at the Olympics -- plus the night-two opponent seems beatable enough.

Of course it's only natural for Ducks fans to dread Toskala's eventual debut, especially when you read what Toronto fans are writing in their farewell pieces.  But I refuse to pre-hate or even pre-judge the guy until he officially flubs in a Ducks uniform -- even with his recent history of awfulness, it was only four years ago when the Sharks made Toskala their #1 down the stretch and they finished their season 20-6-3.  Playing goal for the Sharks definitely carries a different level of responsibility than playing goal for the Leafs, and the Ducks are probably somewhere in between -- let's hope that Toskala can put together a couple good starts for Anaheim down the stretch.  Maybe his Finnish teammates can encourage him -- Suomi!

Incidentally, I have added a Ducks blog on the sidebar from mighty Finland -- Hockey at Honda Center is written by a Finnish teenager who I've exchanged a couple of e-mails with (shockingly, the player who got him into the Ducks wasn't Selanne -- instead he's a huge Steve Rucchin fan).  The blog is pretty new but already has plenty of posts in decent English, and covers much more than just guys named Teemu or Saku -- check it out!

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A Sleek prediction comes true?: Back in the days when I was employed by AOL FanHouse, I made a cartoony joke about a player taking the knife for cap purposes, never truly meant to mimic reality:

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PuckToons: An Extreme Approach to Salary Cap Management - Sept. 2008

From that FH post:

I do wonder what the future has in store for spend-happy general managers.  Will they ever get to the point where a budget-dictated surgery becomes a cap-cheating strategy?  It's unlikely, I suppose, but if it ever does happen, I hope they'll now cut me in on the cap savings.

Now jump ahead to yesterday -- it's quite possible that Kirk Maltby of the Detroit Red Wings might be doing exactly that:

In order to clear the last $700,000 needed (to activate Lilja), general manager Ken Holland said forward Kirk Maltby might go on long-term injured reserve because of a chronic shoulder injury that will, at some point, require surgery.

Way to take one for the team, Maltby.  Assuming that it's in the team's budgetary interest, get well soon.

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Prediction: I'll be around for tonight's game, and we'll see -- I might make it home in time for tomorrow's third period, as well.  Hooray for Center Ice!  Ducks 8, Alberta 4.  Anaheim goes into the Olympic break smiling.

Go Ducks.

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yea would be nice to get points in each game..even be at the 8th spot even if its only temporary…

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Well, unlike bloggers, hopefully the Ducks take this one game at a time — part of the “play Toskala tomorrow” plan involves picking up standings points tonight.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

u think gorilla head might be sneaky…and start vesa tonite…he might figure…good to go out sunday with our best in case today doesnt work out..?

u never know what that guy is gonna do except laugh at penalty calls

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be sneaky, and I wouldn’t put it past him, but Hiller’s been rolling lately — I wouldn’t take my foot off the gas just yet.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

All this talk about the 8th seed has me swooning

by GOOLIAN on Feb 13, 2010 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

Sorry — it’s irresponsible and premature of me, for sure, but I don’t feel like writing another post tonight.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

no apologies for getting a little excited as long as we dont “ang” jinx things…

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks beat the Kings… Kings lost to Oilers.
Kings lost to the Flames… again, again, and again.

Therefore, the apocalypse will fall upon Alberta

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 13, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

By the way, what the Wings might be doing with Maltby… that can’t be legal, right? I mean isn’t that like what teams like the Blackhawks w/ Hossa and the Canucks w/ Luongo did with these long-term contracts, tacking on extra years to lower the annual cap hit?

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 13, 2010 11:28 AM PST reply actions  

They’re not restructuring his contract in any way — it’s just a matter of timing of surgery. It sounds like he doesn’t need the surgery right away, for on-ice purposes, but in terms of salary-cap-squeezing, he may get forced into the surgery right away in order to find cap room for Andreas Lilja.

So it’s not like Hossa, except that both got used for long-term-injury at times, and nothing like Luongo.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, Detroit is starting to look a little like Edmonton – so close to the cap and just falling apart. Okay, they’re not that bad, and Detroit at least has some all-world players and a glimmer of hope for the future with expiring contracts.

It’s just weird (and great) to see them suffer.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 13, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Franzen is a huge factor, though — he’s only a few games back, and once up to speed I’ll be quite scared of Detroit again.

Heck, I’m pretty scared of them now — lucky they’ve got some suckitis of their own.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

yea franzen is the key to that team…i expect them to back in the thick of thing soon

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Detroit’s been absolutely riddled with injuries this season. I don’t think there’s a chance they miss the playoffs.

Worst first round matchup of all-time right there. I guaran-fucking-tee you the Sharks draw them. Two years in a row with nothing but shit shit first round teams to play against fucking hell I hate my life.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Feb 13, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Still, as much a pain in the ass as Detroit is, there is always the odd flipside — if you eliminate ’em, it likely goes down as a historic day for your franchise.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the Sharks beat them once before in the mid-nineties, but that’s when we were the supreme underdogs. For once I just want to play some shitty team in the first round. Calgary, Anaheim, Detroit (in this hypothetical situation) three years in a row is enough to make me cry.

Then again, it’s the West. No sense in hoping for an easy draw.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Feb 13, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously — there’s a pool of some six or some-odd teams fighting for two or three spots.

The ones that make it will almost by definition be the ones you don’t want to face.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I mean just generally trying to find loopholes to circumvent the cap

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 13, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, in that sense, sure — but those declining long-term contracts are a different mechanism — they soften cap hits. This LTIR is a way to get out of seemingly-existing cap hits, at least in the significant way that they impact your other spending.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha! Maltby scores! He’s not going under the knife without a fight.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 13, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

big happy birthday to my brother the king of P-town..i got him this stylish hat made…..i should have added BOC forever on the other side…fuck

sorry for the size..i wish someone would tell me how to scaled down shit on here

gonna celebrate tonite…did anyone find a link to watch the game online?

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

Shoot it to me on e-mail. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ok im sending arrrg…i dont get it really

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No sweat — I’m just watching some of this zany opening ceremonies from last night. The “O Canada” they had to start it was cool.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

word to the wise…if u click on the "Post comment to your Facebook wall " and then try to cancel it…internet exploerer will not stop like a horney ugly chick and keep opening up windows to kingdom come..i had to re-boot my comp

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, to be honest, I have no fucking idea what this latest facebook shenanigan is with SBN — maybe troll some other sites to figure out what the point of it is.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s mostly for writers to post it on our Facebook wall and promote our content. No idea why anyone would post a comment to their wall though. That just seems silly.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Feb 13, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I also am confused by this. Would seem that most comments would be out of context on their own.

by Nut on Feb 13, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

u just said what i was thinking earlier..but didnt know the words…so true…makes no sense really

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The main point is obviously to increase the popularity of SB Nation, but there doesn’t seem to be any personal incentive for me or anyone else to do so.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Anaheim notoriously plays to the level of their opponents.

must be a socal thing..seems like the lakers and king also do this…fuckin makes your blood boil..id prefer the jordan chigaco bulls approach to just wiping the floor of basement dwellers

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone else watchIng the Opening Ceremony On NBC last night get pissed off every time they said Crosby is the leader of the Canadian hockey team? They entirely disregarded the fact that the C is on Niedemayer’s jersey.

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Feb 13, 2010 1:19 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that a couple of times — they technically fell short of saying he “captained” the team, but there was nobody who was close to mentioning Scott Niedermayer.

Good to see Palffy and Forsberg there — that was cool.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, and Jagr leading the Czechs

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Feb 13, 2010 7:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I cursed the Flames after the Phaneuf hit. Just sayin’.

BTW, how is ol’ Horseyface? Not that I want him to miss the Olympics — my dream involves him taking a series of spectacularly ill-timed penalties which earn him the wrath of a nation. Muahahaha.

Yay Finnish teen blogger! (This isn’t a Batman and Robin thing, is it?) Yay toons!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 13, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

(This isn’t a Batman and Robin thing, is it?)

Probably not — I’m more likely to applaud crime as to fight it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I haven’t watched a lot of these two teams in the past months to fully break down how or why results have plummeted (and my old go-to site is mostly tumbleweeds these days — sigh)

Agreed. Kent from M&G has done a good job plugging in my Flames hole (what the fuck does that mean?), but I sure as hell miss the day to day musings of Matt.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Feb 13, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, Matt’s one of my favorite hockey writers ever — and he needs more than 140 characters to breathe!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It all started when he moved to Edmonton right? I think I remember a post on that subject last season. He was fairly active after that, but this season it’s been spotty as hell.

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Feb 13, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, BoA was sort of on that path even before that move — it was still a solid read, but it’s tough to keep up a one-team multi-blog.

Tragic.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And I remember why I don't bother

From Halo’s Heaven:

In hockey, the players APOLOGIZE for winning, give CREDIT to the other team, no matter how MISERABLE the other team played, and then, GEE WHIZ, they have to admit, under duress and no small amount of cajoling, that they won the game.

It’s such a fake dog and pony show, why can’t they act like professional athletes and just be honest. If the announcer is reserved and not a homer, that stems from hockey culture. I’m so glad baseball largely avoids that.

Ohh! You guys!

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

Boo this man"/>

Fear The Fin: Where Selling Your Soul Is The Likely Solution

by Mr. Plank on Feb 13, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

why can’t they act like professional athletes and just be honest

If there’s one thing I really appreciate about professional athletes, it’s their unparalleled honesty.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think someone at the Vancover 2010 web group is confused. Bobby Bobby? C’mon now.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Why does Bobby Ryan’s face in team photos always look like he’s 3 seconds away from barfing?

Ohh! You guys!

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s like he knew the web guys were gonna get his name wrong.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least they got the sport right. Jeez.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Has anyone found a link for a game feed?

by GOOLIAN on Feb 13, 2010 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Ever since Rudy threatened bannage for talking about them, I’m hesitant to post the link here. But yes, I’ve found one, thanks for asking.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t know crap about online feeds or the fear of mentioning them, but there should be feeds from the usual sources today — unlike, say, the recent game in Florida, today’s game will be televised.

Just not by Hayward & Co.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

brokenyard email me at freshtendrils4@yahoo.com the link please…i should be in te comments tonite..im staying here at mamas..eating tacos and getting fat its great….

also…any girls feel free to email me boob shots…

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Just look right below this comment at Grace’s comment

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

just got an email from grace….i wouldnt have gotten the secret code..im an idiot

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

‘salright — it wouldn’t make sense unless you already knew the site, which is kind of unhelpful. Hope the stream works.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Grace is the glue that really holds this site together. Now get us that edit button, Grace. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa, don’t go trying to pawn off that edit button duty on me. That’s all you, Mr. Manager.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

we would rename the site “grace’s” battle of california….if she could pull off that miracle

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bwa-ha-ha…I like the sound of that. >:) Too bad I don’t know a thing about internet programming/coding stuffs.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Try: *A*ll *T*eemu’s *D*ogs *H*ate *E*skimos dot net.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm… that might just be subtle enough to not get noticed.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 13, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone watching women’s olympic hockey?

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Wait wait wait

Canada beat Bulgaria 82 – 0? The fuck?

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh no Slovakia did it. Damn!

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? That’s insane — that game would take like 5 hours to finish, I bet.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

And the thing is, Slovakia is getting rammed 7 – 0 by Canada in the 1st right now, my mind can’t even process what would happen if Canada played Bulgaria

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record, the worst score all-time was South Korea beating Thailand 92-0 in 1998, although not in IIHF play.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 13, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Officially no Getzlaf tonight — maybe we’ll get to see some discipline.

Kidding, of course.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, and eighth seed is officially out of reach tonight, too.

Ottawa lost and Phoenix is losing — out of town scoreboard isn’t complying today.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

son of a bitch

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I suppose the Sens didn’t really owe us any favors, but it would have been nice if they’d won. I still have hope for the Dallas/Phoenix game, though. C’mon, Bryz, do your old team a favor…

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, though I don’t truly mind the Phoenix result — either way, just make sure it ends in regulation.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

lemme know when your able to get it..right now all i see is rainbows

as i told grace shes replaced my favorite asian chic lucy lui on top 10 favorite asian girls…margret cho is stil like 5th..she didnt move

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

lemme know when your able to get it..right now all i see is rainbows

you at a Gay Parade?

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Feb 13, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i set myself up for that one…shit

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry — sometimes it takes a while.

I actually paid for GameCenter Live, but I’ll keep checking and maybe look for other streams.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

its working now dude

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Feb 13, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

it is yay!!

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That was nice of the Flames, including a Swiss flag in their pre-game. I don’t think they had any Flames-roster-reason for that — purely for Hiller, I think.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

Then again, I’m not sure Calgary has any U.S. Olympians, either — so maybe it was even a double nod.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i just noticed how clever your title to this post was….

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:09 PM PST reply actions  

very clever indeed……makes me wanna have a burger.

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Feb 13, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Good job, goal post — way to cover some of that ol’ Whitney-Eminger softness.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:12 PM PST reply actions  

Also, there’s a new BBC fourth line tonight, it seems — Blake, Brown, and Carter. Good thing I’m a recycler of line nicknames.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Was distracted — what are the other lines?

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Beleskey-Koivu-Perry, Ryan-Nokelainen-Selanne, and Bodie-Marchant-Chipchura, I think?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

o no this guy starting already…asshole

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

another giveaway…thanx whitney…now were trapped in our end again

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

wow amazing how much more fun the game is when hayward isnt annoucing

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

Totally — also amusing to watch the rat run around without his helmet. He combines the paleness of a Perry with the hairline of a Getzlaf, all in the size of an Ebbett.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

all hes gotta do now is get run over near the goalie so he knocks the goalie and get a penalty for it

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not entirely sure that Kiprusoff would even notice. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys give announcers too much credit, they’re a bit overly-monotone so far. Not that anything particularly exciting has happened.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

they dont say lookout cookout…so there golden in my book

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

And I’ll admit — Kevin Weekes is one of the blandest that Canada can offer. Still, Spade’s right — it doesn’t make my ears bleed.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I must say I think Hayward is hampered most by his actual voice – something weird about it.

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you looking for the words, “nasally” and “whiny”? :)

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, Blake helmetless — a new tactic — blind the other team.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

or scare….either or

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Phew, some awesome chances there. More, please!

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

how did we nto score…fuck!!!

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Good chances, top line — who needs the bald one?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

good chances 3rd line….thats a good sign

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Been a pretty good start from the whole team, I think — not hugely dangerous, but not hugely exposed.

Still no power plays, though — that’s really where Getzlaf gets truly missed (even though our power play frequently sucks with Getzlaf on it).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

Woo hoo!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

o shit we scored!!

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

Nieder scores! So like him — all unnoticed and understated. Love him.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

NBC has already credited the goal to Sidney Crosby.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahhaha… hoo hoo hoo…

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

u mad me spit up my red wine…u owe me a new screen

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck yes!!!….

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops, looks like it’s Bodie’s tip-in. Still, Scotty does the heavy lifting on it.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Listening to the Ducks radio broadcast with the muted Teemu’s Dog video feed

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

Nice, how’s the syncing?

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Terrible

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ghost faced hilla!!!..

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

The hell was that?

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

Oof — Ducks really shouldn’t have stopped playing after being awarded that goal.

Time to wake back up, team.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

I think the ducks might have narcolepsy.

by Demon Jesus on Feb 13, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

They really haven’t reacted well to leading on the scoreboard very often this season — of course, earlier in the season it wasn’t an issue that surfaced that often.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

So goes the ducks. But hey, maybe they can get some of that third period magic again.

by Demon Jesus on Feb 13, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

jesus christ, way to go defence!

by Demon Jesus on Feb 13, 2010 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

that was the rat who fucked up there

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:42 PM PST reply actions  

Festerling looked stupid too

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

hit him with your purse next time blake!!…stop taking d lessons from whitney

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

eminger and whitney playing in there own end…cue the benny hill music

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:47 PM PST reply actions  

fo anyone who doesnt know what im talking about…go to the below link and listen to it while u watch whitney and eminger try to clear the D zone

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Benny_Hill_Show.html

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, six SOG in the first — I’ll take the less-than-earned tie after one. C’mon, second!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

That guy is all smiles

He looks like he just got laid

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 7:49 PM PST reply actions  

Just wanted to say hi.

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by SK eleven on Feb 13, 2010 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

aabout time….i mean what the hell haha

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in Spokane this weekend (flew into Seattle and didn’t continue on to Vancouver for Olympics and then flew into Spokane not to continue on to Calgary, my hockey brain isn’t happy).

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by SK eleven on Feb 13, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Aw, what’s delaying you, weather? And are you (eventually) headed to Vancouver for the Olympics??

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No delay…we’re visiting family friends in Spokane. So right now I’m playing Wii and trying to watch the game online at the same time…not going so well!

So close…

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by SK eleven on Feb 13, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

anyone play the hockey game on there? the y2k one?…any good?

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, so close, yet so far! Any chance of detouring over to Vancouver?

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

the zombie “chipchura” hasnt lost a faceoff?…nice

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

u got to be fuckin kidding ..me

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

That sucked on so many levels. Stupid Carter!!!

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

Whoa — that didn’t go in? I demand a review.

And then bam — the other way it goes in. Damn — and here I was all excited about an Anaheim shot on goal.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

Guess I’ll keep watching the Chicago game

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

that was a big kick in the nuts….motherfucker..

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

Screw optimism — this score keeps up and we won’t be within reach of 8th place tomorrow, either. Sigh.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

you mentioned it too soon!

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by SK eleven on Feb 13, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, the stakes are there, mentioned or not.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

were getting chances..just not burying…uggg…fuck…shit…balls..meat products…

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

shoot u ballarenas!! arggg

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

Good going, Bodie — team needed a bit of a spark. Now just grow a moustache and we won’t need that Parros dude.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

yea im guessing if tried just buying a parros stached fromt he team store..it might fall out during a fight and he be exposed as an imposter

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Heck, he’d probably get exposed as an imposter the first time he caught a pass. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

or the first time he goes off the ice when hes supposed to instead of milking it

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess who gets the best chance on this Ducks power play?

(hint: not a Duck).

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

stop jerking around on the PP…jesus…getzlaf isnt even here

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

wow, ok, this game is being totally gay right now.

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 8:26 PM PST reply actions  

Beleskey takes faceoffs? And that’s why there’s been a resurgence?

Huh.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

Damn you, Iggy.

And damn you, momentary glimpse of eighth seed — knew it was too good to be true.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

somebody get timmy marchant on the phone

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Timmy’s best used for games where we’re tied late against the worst team in the league — not sure he’s got enough to spark this offense.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And not a very good showing the following shift — it looks like this game probably gets better before it gets worse, unfortunately.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

u say t hat backwards? or am i drunk and read that wrong?

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like we gave up a pretty good chance to make it 4-1 and didn’t put much out there to make it 3-2.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

positivty time earl…..

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, break’s coming up — won’t see many poor-effort losses during that stretch, I imagine.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

they figure out a way to lose ground somehow…

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Freudian positivity!

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I come back and the ducks are losing 3-1, could anything else go wrong?

by Demon Jesus on Feb 13, 2010 8:39 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, that kind of night. Even the one goal Toronto had to call in to inform us we had scored.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait til tomorrow: imagine this game + empty net

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll see — not sure this team generates enough shots to really take advantage of that.

Well, maybe our next two shots will go in. Then we’ll see what happens in the last ten minutes.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Some six minutes into this third period — one post, still zero saves by Kipper. Empty net would still look pretty good.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Announcer gets in Bobby’s head
Guy who is not Hayward: So are you looking forward to the Olympics?
Bobby Bobby: No, not thinking about that, we’re down 3 – 1 to Calgary and I just want to stay focused on the task at hand.
Guy who is not Hayward: Well good luck in Vancouver!

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

The hell happened, did the channel change or something?

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Did everyone fall asleep?

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Beleskey woke me up — nice fist-throwing by the hound.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa that was unexpected….nice…

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Way to Kick his ass, Belesky!

by Demon Jesus on Feb 13, 2010 9:07 PM PST reply actions  

Can we get a video review of that shot that hit the post? Make sure it didn’t go in? :)

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

Oh, okay. Off the outside.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks are playing with one eye on the incoming telephone, I think.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

do the ducks realize there down 2 goals?

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GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

According to gameplan, both their wimpy shots-on-goal were supposed to go in. Kipper’s not cooperating.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what’s silly about the Ducks relative to other teams — whether they enter a third period up two goals or down two goals, they’re still equally likely to get outshot in that period.

With other teams you can spot a difference usually.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Smart play? fuck these guys

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by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

I’d be tempted to put in Toskala right now if I didn’t think I was sending him to a slaughter.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think he’ll be in net tomorrow?

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d guess so — but who really knows with Carlyle in charge?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks desperate to get back into this game? I’m not seeing it.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions  

Allegedly.

This ranks among the worst comebacks ever.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

night

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 13, 2010 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t blame ya — this was extremely lame.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to the coaching staff: The Ducks play worse when they’ve got a man advantage.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

argg

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

And yet again, the playoff picture sails off without Anaheim. A fucking shame — a lot of teams might have showed up tonight.

Tonight was just stupid.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Good night, guys. Hope the Ducks show up tomorrow.

by g r a c e on Feb 13, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And sadly, this sets up some pretty fucking low expectations for tomorrow, too.

If this is was desperation tonight, I think Edmonton’s going to cream us when we re-exhibit it tomorrow.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

this just really pisses me off…dont know what else to say……why even waste our energy and show up…should have just flew to edmonton and forfieted the game..fuckin stupid…

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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 13, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup — always stupid drama with the “will they want it?” heart-stomping Ducks.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 13, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we need a webbed foot kick for good luck tonight.

by yankeeken on Feb 14, 2010 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

This is awkward. Oilers are honoring Olympians, and there are only 2 Oiler Olympians.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

Also, looks like Getzlaf is playing tonight. And so is Hiller?

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Corey “Getzlaf who?” Perry!

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

Crap I thought the game started at 5. Stupid, stupid

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, these Sunday games are tricky.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it started at 7.

by yankeeken on Feb 14, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

So, how’s it feel to be cheering for the team playing against Jeff Deslauriers?

Pretty good, I bet?

by Benjamin Massey on Feb 14, 2010 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Watching the tech-feed. Cool

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 4:36 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, that move by Getzlaf — bumping the Oiler Dman and stealing the puck — reminded me of MarioKart. Yoink!

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

Chipchura manhandled that guy

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, it got a little uncomfortable after a while.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

apparently my feed is delayed

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Oops! Sorry! I’ll delay my comments for a bit. :)

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, no worries, it’s only about 15 seconds i think

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The horror, the horror! I do not ever want to see Perry making saves again.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

Earl, if you get a chance when you get back

Somehow, you need to watch the halfway point of this game. Hopefully that’s in the highlights. Wow.

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

Shit, that was an ugly ass PP, I think even uglier than the ones in Anaheim.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we outdid ourselves.

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got it on DVR delay, and was just going to sit down and watch it tonight.

I imagine I’ll find out what I’m supposed to be looking for. Halfway point? I’ll keep my eyes open.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I probably overreacted, but at the time I was certain we weren’t getting out of it unscathed. It seemed like a miracle given our luck.

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I went back and watched it again, and it probably wasn’t the Ducks’ worst PP ever (which, in and of itself, is pretty sad). But we were watching without the benefit of knowing the final score, and it was a pretty stressful couple of minutes.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

…..And Wiz is going to have some healing to do over the Olympic break.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

What a fuckin trooper

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The funny thing is that when he went down, I could feel the scorn of Daniel and Arthur over at AC.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking PP and those fucking shorties.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn hell

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why Edmonton announcers/players keep talking about how they need to stay out of the box. If I’m them, my game plan is to stick a player in the box for the whole 3rd period.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

Getzlaf’s having quite a night — 2 A and one v. impt PP goal.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

Phew, and video review shows the puck went off Visnovsky’s skate, and … Parros gets credited with the goal!

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

And Visnovsky scores (for the Oilers this time), to bring it back to a 2 goal lead.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Parros? Great, he officially has more points this season (1-0=0) than Ivanans (goose egg… goose egg……….. goose shit)

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 14, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd goal of season

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, sorry. I checked hockey-reference.com, which says he has a goal already, and forgot to count this one.

And for the record, I meant “1-0=1”……

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GODDAMN EDIT BUTTON?

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 14, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, Grace — get on that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh-uh. I see what you’re trying to do here. Think if you say it enough times, you’ll transfer the duty?

Well, I don’t think so. This is your frozen banana stand. (Backs away on the Segway.)

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, the player the Avalanche drafted with the pick the Ducks gave them for Parros: TJ Galliardi, who is 9-17=26 this season.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 14, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Parros’ contribution is hardly in the points category. I don’t think anyone in the Ducks organization regrets giving up that pick.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Well yeah, that’s obvious. Just think it’s interesting to see the players other teams drafted with your picks.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 14, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of, but if TJ Galliardi was on the Ducks he’d probably look more like Bodie’s scoring line. I can’t complain, though — it’s never worth it to gripe about trades made during a cup season.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Parros gets credited with the goal!

I’m still in the first period here, but I’m already convinced that this is Bodie with a store-bought moustache. We shall see.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, now I’ve seen the Parros goal — definitely the authentic Parros-typical goal.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Good good good

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

Bad bad bad

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

Whew, big save on the PK. Earl’s not around to say it, so I will: Go, clock, go!

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

glad Bobby Bobby is ok, looked like it coulda hurt

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

I just got this. Hilarious.

It is still wrong up there. What’s the over/under on how long it takes for them to fix it?

by g r a c e on Feb 15, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, PP is officially off the hook for previous awful shifts. Glad to have you back, Getzlaf.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Wow Getzlaf is sexy

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Have the Ducks scored 7 goals this season? I think this is the most.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

We may have real early on

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, in Vancouver, Oct. 30. 7-2.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it

I remember every 7 goal game.

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, they certainly are pretty sweet.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Just started watching now. And this is probably widely known, but in the pregame ceremony they went through every player’s (except Sbisa’s) Olympic roster number — I forget who was asking about B-Ry’s number earlier.

Finland: Koivu #11-C, Selanne #8-A
Switzerland: Hiller #1
USA: Ryan #54, Whitney #19
Canada: Niedermayer #27-C, Getzlaf #51, Perry #24

So I guess that’s it — maybe Sbisa goes back to #5, who knows?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

BTW, this broadcast is awesome as hell.

No Hayward, and no commercials? Sign me the fuck up.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, you’d hate it if it was Hayward and no commercials, though.

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You betcha — that’s pretty much hell.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how Sbisa makes the Olympic team for Switzerland (for the record, he’s a Swiss-Italian), yet isn’t even on his professional team. I know Switzerland isn’t really a huge powerhouse, but I’d think if he’s an Olympian, he should be on the NHL team.

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 14, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t write the CBA, nor am I even very well-versed at telling you the Sbisa dilemma. But he can’t get called up because of such technicalities; I think he would be on the big club these days if allowed to be.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And even besides that, your notion that NHL participation be a requirement for Olympic participation is quite fallable; should the Swiss be forced to ice a team consisting of Hiller and Streit?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I just mean because Sbisa is under NHL contract still. I understand, it just seems strange.

By the way….. why isn’t he with the Ducks? I know he’s playing in juniors, I think in the WHL, but he played over 30 games with the Flyers last year. I thought after he played 10, he can’t be sent down to juniors again (or does that only take a year off his entry-level contract if he goes past 10, while still allowing him to be sent to juniors?)

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by Kevin Y on Feb 15, 2010 7:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone may swoop in with the legit answer, all I can say is once Sbisa got demoted from the big club, it was a season-long decision. CBA saw to that, because he played too many games as a kid or something or somehow… I don’t know.

It’s just fact.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 15, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

His “league age” (if you remember that term from Little League baseball like I just did holy crap nostalgia) is 19 this season, and 19 year olds cannot be brought back and forth, or play in the AHL, once you send them back to Juniors they have to stay there until next season.

Thanks, Eastside Hockey Manager.

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by brokenyard on Feb 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Watch it without knowing or while pretending that you don’t already know the outcome.

Also, what’s this blogs three-week-forecast? USA Gameday? or [Any Olympic Game involving a Duck] Gameday? or Sleek vacation time?

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t thought that far ahead — I’ll be writing posts, who knows what about?

I’m just nearing the halfway point of the game, btw — quite excited.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy smokes — you weren’t overreacting at all. That was insane — but I take it our power play improves after this?

I’ll keep watching. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it gets worse after it gets better…

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

D’oh. It gets worse before it gets better.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve seen the scoresheet, and I’m nearly to the pain.

Still, I guess I’ve come to an understanding with Edmonton — they can have as many shorties as they want so long as we get the standings points.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh — even knowing that they were about to score, I still uttered, “That went in?”

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, with all those Duck defenders around him, too. It was awful.

by g r a c e on Feb 14, 2010 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, to be fair, I’m not sure Whitney and Eminger can be fully regarded as defenders, but yeah, they were nearby for sure. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So I guess that’s it — maybe Sbisa goes back to #5, who knows?

I went and looked it up. Two surprising things:

a) Sbisa will wear #91 for Team Switzerland.
b) Sergei Fedorov will NOT wear #91 for Team Russia. Nobody seems to be wearing it, but he’s slated as #29.

Go figure.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 15, 2010 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I know it’s probably horrible, but I am laughing my fucking ass off at the immobile, constantly-falling-over Wisniewski.

That may be the highlight of the month.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:12 PM PST reply actions  

You haven’t seen the whole game – he dies at the end. I never saw it coming!

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by brokenyard on Feb 14, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, have to say, Teemu is playing fantastic so far — it’s probably an Oiler optical illusion, but that whole 2nd line looks extremely money tonight.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 14, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to like the way this game ended — Oilers besides themselves in rage. Some payback for that Oilers game way back when Ryan Smyth made Giguere and the Ducks lose their cool.

Prediction: Ducks 8, Alberta 4. Anaheim goes into the Olympic break smiling.

Hey, this wasn’t that far off — Ducks 8, Alberta 6. And even with the shittiness yesterday, I’m smiling tonight! Thanks, Oil.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 15, 2010 1:39 AM PST reply actions  

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