Awkward Modeling
by Mike Chen on Feb 2, 2010 7:56 PM PST
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, right? These pictures might be worth a million words.
For your viewing pleasure, I present a few pictures from the San Jose Sharks 2009-10 Yearbook.
First, the cover. You get the idea -- it's Sharks players modeling t-shirts and coats and stuff.
Let's zoom in on that bottom right-hand corner, shall we? (Ignore the stuff on my coffee table below it.)
And what do we have on the inside?
And remember, everything you see here can be purchased at the Sharks store.
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How does he DO that with his eyebrows? Natural talent, or constant awkward practice?
Amaaaazing. Thank you, Mike.
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by Niesy on Feb 2, 2010 8:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I’d think the Sharks photographer probably has to use a hand puppet to keep the eyebrows’ attention. I’ll have to ask PJ that.
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by Earl Sleek on Feb 2, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like that theory, if the puppet is a little Sharkie Elvis.
His brows remind me of my dog’s ears, when I hold up a treat. Ruuuuuh? /head-tilt
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by Niesy on Feb 2, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I spy more Patrick Marleau facts on the left!
Oh my, is he — is he a fan of NICKLEBACK? Please say yes.
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by Niesy on Feb 2, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
id be shocked if he wasnt
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 6:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s hilarious that he loves the Tragically Hip because he’s like the antithesis of that. Happily Square, I guess.
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by RudyKelly on Feb 3, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
But it would be apt if he liked Handsome Boy Modeling School.
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by Niesy on Feb 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
connie why u wearing sharks colors!!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 6:28 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
awwwww you sorta have to feel for the guy … don’t you?? yes?? :)
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by ang6666 on Feb 2, 2010 8:24 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Now I feel bad. We’ve been making fun of the guy, but clearly he has some sort of strange partial facial paralysis. I apologize, Marleau.
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by Megalodon on Feb 2, 2010 8:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
We need an ongoing aggregate of all Marleau awkward photos. Its just amazing.
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by IAmJoe on Feb 2, 2010 9:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
It’s like he’s trying to go for a suave, “Why yes, I do own a yacht,” smile but it comes off as, “Why no, I was not going through your panty drawer he he.”
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by RudyKelly on Feb 2, 2010 9:57 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Let me clarify:
It makes me smile due to humour, not due to the fact that I was going through your panty drawer. Although I was.
by 88fingerslukee on Feb 2, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i think more guys do that ..than u would imagine..again..what my friends tell me they do…cuz i would have a hidden stash somewhere..thats locked safely away and that i give indivudal names to and put on stuft animals and have tea with them while i watch spongebob
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 6:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I bet girls go through boxer drawers too, you know they must.
Ohh! You guys!
by brokenyard on Feb 3, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How in the hell does he manage to keep the same facial expression in every single photo? I thought they were the same picture for like a good 20 seconds.
by JohnQPhats on Feb 3, 2010 8:18 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
He’s like a bad Zoolander. Really really ridiculous looking.
Ohh! You guys!
by brokenyard on Feb 3, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Must be frustrating for the photographer.
“OK…… Uhmmm a little less awkward………Less awkward………less awkward…….Can he hear me? LESS AWKWARD……..LESS AWK- Ehhh fuck it.” :click:
by JohnQPhats on Feb 3, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What IS on your coffee table? Cause the catalog in the second picture looks like it’s for the “Premium Collection” of dildos.
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by SK eleven on Feb 3, 2010 8:24 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
speaking of that..looks like a condom wrapper at the way bottom..glad to know your practicing safe sex mike…even if its with dildos
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, that was the part that made me think it was dildos!
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by SK eleven on Feb 3, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It’s Spade’s mail-order catalog of man secrets. It’s the perfect juxtaposition against Marleau’s awkward smile.
by Mike Chen on Feb 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
mike u must be rolling in the dough..its $499.00 a catalog…maybe u bought it at the christmas discount for $399.00..hope your enjoyed the free toaster that came with it
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I ordered the free coffee maker with it but it came with Ryan Getzlaf spray-on hair instead. I complained to your customer service but Sleek said he couldn’t handle it at the moment because he was in church.
by Mike Chen on Feb 3, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i thought about firing sleek and getting rudy to handle customer service…but I have a feeling that would be a mistake..im guessing a call to rudy would go like this:
mike chen: hello..is this customer service?
rudy kelly: um maybe
mike chen: I ordered the free coffee maker with my spade man secrets catalog but it came with Ryan Getzlaf spray-on hair instead
rudy kelly: so? what the fuck do you want me to do about it..eat shit
mike chen:I want u to give me my coffee maker!!
rudy kelly: oh ok…well replace it then bye
then rudy would proceed send you used black dildo
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No one ever wants to admit that they bought a dildo. They never ask for a refund.
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by RudyKelly on Feb 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
why would someone return it?!
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by SK eleven on Feb 3, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
that’ what I want to know
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by ang6666 on Feb 3, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i thought the “used” part would scare u girls off….but like we mentioned in another post…usesome billy mays approved oxy clean..i guess
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Do I get some donuts with that too?
by Mike Chen on Feb 3, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh….. I died inside a bit when I saw that.
Ouch.
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by Kevin Y on Feb 3, 2010 10:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
By the way
This is why I love BoC…while the rest of the hockey world is going nuts about trades and rumors, here we are looking at pictures of Patrick Marleau modeling a jacket. I think we win.
by Mike Chen on Feb 3, 2010 11:08 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
not like we talk about trades and rumors..we just dont devot 6 posts to them…we cover with one..then get back to donuts..old asian ladies and awkwardness
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 3, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not like we talk about trades and rumors..we just dont devot 6 posts to them…we cover with one..then get back to donuts..old asian ladies and awkwardness
Yeah, I like our current system. We definetly win.
by JohnQPhats on Feb 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
New blog slogan!
“BoC: We’ve had our fill of trade rumors…but we’ll never have our fill of dildos.”
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by Niesy on Feb 3, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You see what I did there?
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by Niesy on Feb 3, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I got the yearbook a few days ago...
The whole team looks awkward! Pretty sure it’s because they made them model the clothes and this of course makes Patty extra awkward.
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by idunno723 on Feb 3, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Recall all the yearbooks!
Looks like they may need to insert a few pictures of Nic Wallin in Sharks gear now.
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by Earl Sleek on Feb 3, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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Pacific Standings
| GP | W | L | OTL | PT | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
San Jose
|
71 | 43 | 18 | 10 | 96 |
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Phoenix
|
72 | 45 | 22 | 5 | 95 |
|
Los Angeles
|
70 | 41 | 24 | 5 | 87 |
|
Dallas
|
71 | 31 | 27 | 13 | 75 |
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Anaheim
|
70 | 33 | 29 | 8 | 74 |
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