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Olympic Gameday -- Super Sunday!

Today's Super Schedule:
Czech Republic (2 reg. wins, GD +5) vs. Russia (1 reg. win, 1 shootout loss, GD +5), noon, NBC
United States (2 reg. wins, GD +7) vs. Canada (1 reg. win, 1 shootout win, GD +9), 4:30 pm, MSNBC
Finland (2 reg. wins, GD +9) vs. Sweden (2 reg. wins, GD +4), 9 pm, MSNBC

For hockey fans, today is nothing short of Hockey Christmas (well, if Christmas happened once every four years) -- three meaningful games between six superstar opponents spaced evenly throughout a perfectly lazy Sunday.  In fact, I can't believe I had to get this fact pointed out to me by Jeremy "Asshat" Roenick, but it is amazing to think about -- today's schedule features rematches of each of the last three gold medal games.  Superstar rosters playing for national-pride revenge?  Fuck yes -- sign me up.

For quick review: in 1998, the Czechs edged the Russians 1-0 in the gold medal game in Nagano -- returning players: Jagr, Fedorov, Gonchar, Morozov.  In 2002, the Canadians beat the Americans 5-2 in the gold medal game in Salt Lake City -- returning players: Iginla, Niedermayer, Pronger, Brodeur, Drury.  In 2006, the Swedes beat the Finns 3-2 in the gold medal game in Turino -- returning players: a ton of them.  Man I can't wait!

I got so excited I even drew a cartoon, though I've probably thrown too many elements into it -- it turned out to be a very busy panel.  I tried to make the hockey players as nation-neutral as possible -- didn't want to exclude anyone today:

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Dear NBC, please do not fuck this up today. Yours truly, Sleek.

Now of course Super Sunday's games don't truly have the importance of games next week -- none of today's games are elimination games, and no medals are directly at stake -- but it's not outrageous to say that today is the spectating climax of the tournament, and maybe of the entire hockey year.  There will be more talent on display today than in any All-Star Game, than in any Stanley Cup finals, or than in any medal game.  The players will all be desperate for victory, the crowds will be intense and involved, and best of all?  The results are all blissfully unpredictable -- all three games could really go either way.

So staple yourself to the couch -- Super Sunday is a rare supertreat for the hockey fan, let's enjoy the fuck out of it.

[Update 1 pm: Well, without warning, the west coast got fucking screwed -- no live TV coverage of the Czech-Russian game at all.  I'm calling this cartoon "Peacock Rape".]

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Dear NBC, fuck you.  Yours truly, Sleek.

Prediction: It's Hockey Christmas -- no sense in predicting what presents we're going to get.  Instead, answer this question in the comments -- Which player would you most like to see carry his national team to victory today?  Who would be your ideal Super Sunday MVP?

My answer, of course, has a jaw bucket and a busted hand. 

Go Teemu.  Go Finns.  Suomi!

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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

This is going to be awesome.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 21, 2010 9:31 AM PST reply actions  

Seriously — I feel like a fucking kid. I rarely start chanting “Go clock go!” before a game starts, but today’s that day.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

we all feel like kids..this is the best I love it..like an allstar game where the all stars give a shit

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

looking at that list of olympic finals, I really don’t know why i still love hockey…

I hope that Russia and Finland wil get their revenge :)

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

I’ll tell you why — it’s an incredible result to have six countries represented over three Olympics finals.

And also, nothing’s sweeter than revenge. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

incredible it is :) but also two of them went badly wrong

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So, what’s the Finnish phrase for yelling “REVENGE!!!”? That’d be handy today.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

revenge=kosto :)

knowing finland, more useful will be “voi luoja, ei taas” (oh god, not again) when the blow few goals lead

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

when they

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Now, now — too early yet for pessimism. Finland has been a MACHINE!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

i don’t know why, but the games against sweden are always the most difficult ones to finland no matter how well they’ve played.
also they once blew 5-1 lead against sweden despite elänne having a hat trick in that game if i remember correctly. it wasn’t a glorious moment

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Oof, well that’s ancient history today.

Kosto!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I want a keyboard with umlauts. I have to use character map. ä (alt+0228)

by TheChemist on Feb 21, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Which player would you most like to see carry his national team to victory today?

Anyone with USA on the front of their jersey, because the name on the front is a helluva lot more important than the name on the back!

Legs feed the wolf.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

very true … USA USA USA!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Legs feed the wolf = my favorite Herb Brooks-ism.

When I'm not battling in California:
Cycle Like The Sedins

by jamestobrien on Feb 21, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the reminder Rudy

I totally have time to watch that movie as a warm up.

by princessminako on Feb 21, 2010 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

Also, I’m not even sure if thinking of Super Sunday as a “once every four years” event is correct — I was talking to one of my buddies and neither of us recalled a Super Sunday at the last Olympics, or the one before that. Seems (from memory) that the big prelim matchups were more evenly spaced throughout the round robin.

Plus there’s no guarantee of future NHL participation in the Olympics — that’d take a great deal of wind out of the sails of Super Sunday, too.

So we may be looking at something more like a “once in a lifetime” event today. Yee haw!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

Plus there’s no guarantee of future NHL participation in the Olympics

yea i heard about that…fuckin bettmen…

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus there’s no guarantee of future NHL participation in the Olympics

I think there are veterans who would take a year in the KHL if that happened.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Feb 21, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, but there’s definitely players that would side with the league. It really doesn’t work well unless the NHL complies.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, I don’t think a bunch of NHLers would take a year off, or even line up their contracts to consider it, but there would still be a handful of great players, especially veterans, making that choice. I think Scotty would have done that this year.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Feb 21, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

and as sleza says below \/ \/ \/, some countries might have a quadannual mass exodus.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Feb 21, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Palffy did it pre-emptively. He’s quite prepared.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

zigmund….cool name fo sho

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

nhl does huge mistake if the players aren’t allowed to play in the olympics. also, there might be russian mass escape in 2014 if that happens…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Which player would you most like to see carry his national team to victory today? Who would be your ideal Super Sunday MVP?

Other Rudy said it best, if I had to pick one – Joe Pavelski – USA all the way baby!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

And of course, my screwed up league schedule drops us a game right during Super Sunday after 3 weeks without a game, and then adds insult by having it scheduled at Westminister instead of Anaheim. Have to DVR the Swede-Finn game.

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Feb 21, 2010 10:18 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Bastards! You should wear a jaw bucket tonight for good luck.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m a pansy with a full cage. I tried a visor but my head heats up too much and triggers my vertigo. Pain in the ass extra brain part.

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Feb 21, 2010 12:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

hallenujah!!! i have internet at home!!!…(also got xbox ..so anyone want to play nhl 09 online) yea today is a golden day..i went early and stocked up on booze…got some “maudite” beer…its some 8% kinda beer..good shit..a 4-pack for 10.99..at those prices ya know they gotta add more alcohol..

agree with rudy..just want the hero to come from the US team..id prefer bobby ryan of course..but could live with dustin brown…for now…now whitney…shit…i guess i would be happy but…i dunno..haha

the canadaians almost losing to a team we beat 3-1 the swiss? thats gotta be a little confidence boost right?

ill be in the comments…so salue everyone…youll be catching up to me as ive already started watch out…

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

Oh shit, Spade has internet?

Now it’s Stupendous Sunday.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

holy cow! there goes understanding what people are saying :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

yea and im drinking…so x2 or 3

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit, Spade has internet?

yea im stoked….i missed my internet porn

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

a jaw bucket and a busted hand

He’s hella Trapjaw from Masters of the Universe this season. The next injury will involve a green discoloration of the skin.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Feb 21, 2010 11:03 AM PST reply actions  


It’s on, Sweden.
I guess only his face was green.

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Feb 21, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m overexcited to see what ovie-malkin-semin line can do

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

whos starts today? bryz or nabby? i assume nabby

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Nabby should start

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

the duck in me wishes bryz would but yea..they should start nabby

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully he loses a lot of confidence today. Go Jagr. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

hey! take that back … hopefully he doesn’t!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m with this… for different reasons but still

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

there overworking him…gonna cost him in the playoffs…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………again!!!! muhahahahahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

(glares @ you) … friendship over with dude!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

hehehe

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

they said nabby will start but i don’t think bryz would be bad option either

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Player I hope carries his team to victory?

It’s Jack Johnson. He took a lot of crap in this week’s Melrose Line Podcast for roving, jumping into the play too much, and not being responsible in his own end. I hope you were listening to that, Red Berenson!!!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 21, 2010 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

i just hope he goes electric someday

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

fuck the peacock!!!!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:38 AM PST reply actions  

wow! I guessed you were kinky from your posts, but fucking peacocks?? ;)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

the colors in the feathers add a little extra to sensation

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

fuck the peacock!!!!!!

Agreed. As Nut mentioned earlier, we in San Diego are screwed because there is no MSNBC in HD down here. I will have the games on at my house today on the regular plasma screen as well as on the wall over my fireplace using the HD projector. But there’s going to be no damned HD feed for this!!!

Such a great gameday cartoon, Sleek! I hope you don’t mind, but I just shared it on facebook.

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 21, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Such a great gameday cartoon, Sleek! I hope you don’t mind, but I just shared it on facebook.

you shall be flogged 20 times for your discrection…..ok im about to do the same

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope you don’t mind, but I just shared it on facebook.

Feel free. I can’t really mind what I can’t understand. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I will have the games on at my house today on the regular plasma screen as well as on the wall over my fireplace using the HD projector. But there’s going to be no damned HD feed for this!!!

You poor baby.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 21, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it sucks. Plus I could only buy 48 mozerella sticks from the store for the party. I was aiming for 50.

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 21, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The marquee matchup of the day belongs to the U.S. and Canada, two teams whose distaste for one another has grown over the years, despite the fact they haven’t met in Olympic competition since the 2002 gold-medal game. “Do I dislike them?” U.S. defenseman Jack Johnson says. “Yes.”

thought this would add to the fun

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

Is it obnoxious to present a question then answer it? Yes.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

oh my.. foppa and påhlsson might be out from the game

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:58 AM PST reply actions  

Really — that’d make my one-sidedness even easier. Never could fully root against Sammy.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i have mixed feelings… on the other hand foppa could be killing us just for the sake of “good” old times but it would be great to see him play since these are like one of his last games

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They had better not be delaying this telecast three fucking hours. Holy shit, peacock — tell me you’re lying.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

over at FTF we’re talking bout the same thing … looking for a stream now

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

the game is not on yet?

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

because it started already…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re going to watch some bullshit on skis, apparently. Fuck everybody.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yea im pretty pissed….muthafuckas

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that sucks :(

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, what the fuck? Why does it say the game’s going to be one at 3? They’re going to delay it so you can’t watch the end of one game and the beginning of the other?

Someone’s going to die for this.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 21, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

NBC fucking sucks majorly!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Grab the torches and pitchforks! We’re heading to the Dick Ebersol Plantation!!!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 21, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

NBC had it scheduled at 3pm all week. Slyintine debated the accuracy of my tv listing over at AC. Tv listing correct; tv decision making – fail

by Arthur from Anaheim Calling on Feb 21, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

holy crap, russians hitting czechs like mad

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Stop bragging.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 21, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Link
first page of channels, BBC 3

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

okay … I can breath now … have it streaming … 6 minutes into the game … but still … damn NBC I hate you!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 12:15 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve got a stream now, but fuck. Christmas is already fucking ruined.

Fucking unbelievable, NBC, you goddamn whore.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

They are tape delaying it on the west coast. Go to nbcolympics.com to watch the stream. fucking nbc morons

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Feb 21, 2010 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

yes because there are no hockey fans on the west coast … (bastards)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i guess nbc doesn’t care about games that includes countries they can’t locate on a map

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

But at least we get to watch ski cross!

…What the fuck is ski cross…

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 21, 2010 12:21 PM PST reply actions  

As annoying as NBC’s antics are, don’t knock skicross. It’s a sport we should respect. It’s 4 skiers down an ice shoot in a no-holds-barred race.

UNRELATED: Handel is the most overrated composer ever...

by Bleys on Feb 21, 2010 12:58 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

dear russia, please start to score on PP… thanks

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

Hey Sleek, I appreciate your love for the Finns ;)

Which player would you most like to see carry his national team to victory today? Who would be your ideal Super Sunday MVP?

I’m going to be controversial here and say Olli Jokinen. He may not be a very intelligent player, and is probably a real dick, but he cares a lot, he’s always been a warrior for Finland (always taking part even in the Worlds when he gets the call) and usually is high in tournament scoring, but Finnish fans just give him shit. He deserves some kudos too, maybe beating the Swedes would get him some.

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

not all of us hate jokinen…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t, for instance ;) I like what he brings, especially now that the coaches let him utilize his strengths.

But you must admit that he gets a lot of hate even though he’s invested a lot of time and effort in Team Finland.

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

this true, he’s always there when invated and takes whatever role he’s given. and plays with heart.
i stopped expecting much from my lovely countrymen a long time ago when it comes to logical thinking

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

invited* correct typing is boring…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

MALKIN!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:26 PM PST reply actions  

1-1 :(

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well there’s two reasons right there why I am going to murder an NBC executive this year. Can’t wait.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Feb 21, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

damn :(

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

I have to go into work for a little bit today (those foreign dictators aren’t going to assassinate themselves) so I’m not going to be around for the game. I’m recording it, so if anyone ruins the game for me I’ll straight up murder them. I think Canada is going to cycle the fuck out of the US because the US has no tough defenders except Gleason but who knows, we may get lucky.

America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them. ~James Michener

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 21, 2010 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll be sitting here on my couch in front of my television. Who the fuck knows if I’ll be watching hockey or some other made-up b.s. sport, though.

Fuck NBC.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Russia’s PK kills me

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:14 PM PST reply actions  

Since there was no hockey to distract me on the ol’ TV, I added a cartoon to the post above. Fuck you, NBC.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

Right now I want to fly a small plane into NBC Sports offices.

by TheChemist on Feb 21, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

cartoon is perfect for what’s happened to us!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

…I’ll never think of peacocks as I used to again.

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

2-1!!

Kozlov!

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

stop doing that!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Shrug — I don’t mind — my coverage has been pre-spoiled anyways.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

oh I don’t mind either … more pouting that I’m not seeing it live

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry… i’ll wait few minutes after the next goals

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m teasing … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

okay … now I’ve seen it … GOAL!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

at least russia gets to practice their PK a lot…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

And again. They take ridiculous penalties.

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like another hockey team that I follow. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

and zinoviev might got injured :/ this no good

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

It sure looked nasty. I’d be surprised if he can continue playing after bending the knee like that. But I guess you never know with hockey players…

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope he’s at least not out for the whole tournament :(

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

An injury is indeed quite devastating with this format (no replacements).

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

though that would suit quite well how the olympics have gone thisfar at my point of view… total disaster

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

oh radu… not like that

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, what the hell

I get up bright and early at Noon on Sunday, and there’s no hockey game… how lame is that shit.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 1:33 PM PST reply actions  

By the way, I really like the mullet competition that Jagr and Ruzicka have going :D

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

For weeks I’ve been going OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY, waiting for this day. I actually jumped up and down like a pogo stick this morning, filled with glee. Trust NBC to fucking kill all that right off the bat. I was so angry I couldn’t even type.

But it must be said. ARGH ARGH ARGH KILL KILL KILL

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, this is like waking up on Christmas morning to find out your family has been murdered by Santa Claus.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Frak Nicky Butthead Claus. Seriously.

That makes me think of the Boondocks. YOU GONNA PAY WHAT YOU OWE, SANTA! You gonna PAY! What you OWE!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And really, my hopes for the other games have gone dramatically downward, too.

I should be excited for these later games, but now it’s just hoping that I won’t be relying on some sideways feed to view them.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Today is like waking up on Christmas and finding out your family is tape delayed on the west-coast.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

While in reality, in another room, all your siblings already opened their presents. And yours.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s days like this that I hate not owning a DVR. With this game ending just after midnight and Finland-Sweden starting at 7 am, I have no choice but to time my sleeping in such a way that I can’t watch Canada-USA :(

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

Just pretend you live on the west coast. That way you’ll probably be sleeping through snow-running or some other silly winter sport.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

naps between the games?

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

This does sound intriguing…

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i would do that if i had the talviloma… stupid school :/

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a half year break between studies (got my bachelor’s at the end of they year, master’s doesn’t start until autumn), so I’m not doing anything this spring :D

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

so i should get the bachelor degree in 2013 and watch the sochi games without having to deal with the school at the same time…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, heartily recommended.

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

okay, so it’s that or exchange year in russia

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“Exchange year in Russia” sounds like what the Russian NHLers will look at too if the NHL doesn’t participate ;)

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

they’re very smart ;)

i’m sure there are excellent universities in sochi or some city/town near to it…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

sleep after hockey

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a possibility, I’m supposed to start drinking in the early afternoon :D

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I have finally answer for this

Which player would you most like to see carry his national team to victory today?

Jarkko Ruutu. With hat trick… Some Swedes seem to have issues with him, that would shut them up quite nicely

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:41 PM PST reply actions  

3-1!!!

I love Malkin

and Ovie nailed Jagr

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

completely nailed him!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that “sit the fuck down, Jagr” hit would have looked great on my TV, too.

Fuck you, NBC!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, what a shift. Malkin’s a beast (surprise, I know)

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

damn!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Oh boy, a game! Fuck you, NBC!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I know …. not the same watching it on a computer screen as compared to my tv

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus my computer is pretty shitty — I’ll freeze up during play. Pretty awesome. :|

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

3-2. my heart beats way too fast…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions  

just saw the cartoon..o shit i cant stop laughing…fucking mother fucker..im in a intense uno attack game right now excuse me

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

4-2

i can go to sleep happy

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

Sweet dreams!

One team gets its gold medal revenge — wish I could have properly watched it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

Entertaining game. Let’s see if I can get up for the next one, I’ll pop in again, if I do.

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

We might need you to update the score for us — can’t trust my TV worth shit these days.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s just say that if you need a guy in Finland to update you how the American game in Canada goes, you’re giving way too much credit to your TV with that sentiment.

Time for my nap!

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

True, but see: last game, same arena.

I’ll say this for the Finns — I trust them infinitely more to prioritize hockey televising than the U.S. fucking A.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah, true. In fact, you should trust the Finns more in this aspect than any country that doesn’t begin with a C and end with anada.

(As long as you aren’t talking about juniors, I still haven’t forgotten when they had the U-20 finals scheduled but decided to show diving clowns instead! Diving mothafuckin’ clowns!)

by Malurous on Feb 21, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I really can’t tell you what NBC was showing instead — I turned it off.

But it didn’t look terribly different to my untrained eye to diving clowns.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

is the US game gonna be on time at 4:30?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Say your prayers. The latter two games are in their own dedicated timeslot, so it seems hopeful, but fuck before I go trusting NBC to make the obvious right call again.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that pisses me off so much..u fuckin peacock fuuuuuuuuuuck you!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously — I’m already rethinking whether or not I want the NHL in the next Olympics. Because presumably that’d put the Peacock in charge once again, and if that happens I’ll have to spend two weeks living in a land of different priorities.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Not if NBC can find a curling re-run to overlap it

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

HARRRRRRRRD!!!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you son of bitch!!!aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh dont say that!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

check your schedule … it was moved to 4:40

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

im gonna shoot u over 10 mins girly

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully something very cool happens early in this USA-Canada game. It’s less than an hour until gametime and I’m still just irrationally angry. Fucking NBC ruined today, and somebody in this next game needs to redeem it fast.

Grrrr.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

lets hope for some pretty bobby ryan type wrister..i think that would make u and me happy

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Soooo….is MSNBC going to have a forty-minute buildup to the game, or is it going to start earlier than 4:40 after all?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

Oh hell. They ARE doing forty minutes of preview. (facepalm)

What-ever, major looosers.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds like there gonna show it..ill settle for that…muthafuckers

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I could really use a peacock-shaped pinata on which to vent my emotions right now. I’d fill it with little plastic bottles of vodka…

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

dont waste the vodka though!!!…im blasted by the way

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

not so blasted that you can’t type clearly :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Attaboy, Spade. You’re a true patriot.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing you mentioned it — I wasn’t even tuned in yet.

Well, that takes some stress off — looks like they’ll make at least one puck drop today. Still fucking rotten.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah … I was watching the earlier game on NBC until time to switch over … but I’ll watch all the preview stuff instead since I saw the game already

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been so pissed off for hours, I need a way to feel happy about the games I can see again.

Today, for the first time ever, everyone in the supermarket hustled out of my path like magic. I think my face was set in a serious Look of Death.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly — I need to find a way to replace the “pissed” in my system for “pumped”, but it hasn’t happened so far.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried wine, but it’s not working because I keep watching the delayed game. Probably not a recipe for success. And I’m really in no mood to watch NBC’s fucking talking heads. I’m sure they’re nice people, but they’re caught up in the backlash now, and I daydream about setting their buidling on fire.

Umm. Maybe we need to go to that savior of sucky work days, YouTube. Start off-topic and work back to hockey.

Brokeback Galactica?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha, I totally approve. That helps a ton.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Always look on the bright side of life.

That one’s almost too easy.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s always been listed as a 4:45 start

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

okay time is going by slowly

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

This is quite the stark contrast to joining games mid-first-period right after the final end of curling.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank heaven for small mercies.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, that’s a lot of red in that crowd — it’s like the South Koreans during the World Cup.

Be the Reds!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

wait why isnt the us on channel 4? why are they showing the taped delayed shit?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Game is on MSNBC — and you know why. Peacock is a fuckface.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

MSNBC … change the channel dude

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

i got it….got my system lud..im ready

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

its on cnbc…whew

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:44 PM PST reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

fuck yessssssss

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, Fat Marty!

1-0 America.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:46 PM PST reply actions  

Hey now. Fat?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that some running joke somewhere? I don’t know that I invented it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I’m oddly protective of Marty. But yeah, fuck him! Team America! Fuck yeah!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Late, but yeah. Sean Avery called him Fatso in the 2008 playoffs. It has stuck.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on Feb 21, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Duly noted. Sean Avery: Arbiter of Truth

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 22, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

And doubly sweet that it went off Crosby’s stick.

And triply sweet that they initially blamed Scotty, but had to retract that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

thats the best part i think

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Thirded

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Brownie!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

almost scored again

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

Now to keep it up for 56 more mins

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

Going to be tough — Whitney will have to play eventually. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way

Olympics were a blast. We practically died when Bobby scored that first goal in the game we went too. Everyone around us was like, “Who’s Ryan” when we got there. And then after he scored we were like, “THAT GUY!!”

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

That’s awesome — that was a fantastic “welcome to B-Ry” introductory goal.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Something else that was really cool

that nobody probably saw was the moment between Jonas and Bobby at the end of the game during the handshakes. Jonas gave Bobby a huge hug and they talked a little bit and held up the whole hand-shake line.

It was so cool seeing Bobby score and seeing my two favorite players (even on different teams) love on each other after the game.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

HA HA, HORSEFACE VON MOUTHBREATHER

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

getzlaf witht he perry douche…sorry getz..hit the box

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

Getzlaf beats Perry to the goaltender run. They’re going to have to have a talk about that in the intermission.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

Typical Getzlaf— What? I got caught?

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

i aint gonna lie..its fun to hate getz today lol

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Like double-rewards kind of fun today

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

welcome to how us Sharks feel all the time :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha…

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

For sure — I had fun earlier in the tournament laughing at Jonas Hiller trying to puckhandle in the corner.

I love those times when player shortcomings don’t ruin your day.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

And I can root for Teemu with a pure heart!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And no ill will till the olympics are over

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Unpatriotic stick, Marty! Hee hee.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

But its to Getzlaf, so its ok

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, come on. Stick to the face of Getzlaf is just how EVERYBODY feels.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

Talk about missing the net

on a shorthanded opportunity. That was way wide.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Was trying to curl it around fat Marty, but his sweepers gave it too much speed.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

Curling is so much fun to watch.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

TOO SOON

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually enjoy it

I never realized how much strategy was involved.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously — one of my pals doesn’t want to talk to me these days because I won’t shut up about curling, and I barely understand the sport at all.

Still, I could watch it more — I just don’t care about the first four stones in any end, and I’d like to watch the rest at about 1.5x speed.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry Drew, not rootin’ for you today, BB.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

fuck

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Damn damn damn. We were in trouble for a while.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Canada ties it — good for drama, bad for USA.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

Wow — USA answers right back.

Suck it, Marty.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

whitney on the ice…im blaming him

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

take that Canada!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Wham Bam back on top!

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

SUCK IT ’NUCKERS

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Who knows how to beat Marty than Rafalski and Langenbrunner? :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

They will end up with like 7 pts a piece at this pace

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

thats what get broduer for trying to clear hahahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Bound to happen with this much buildup and excitement. Makes for a decent watch, though.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Not complaining at all. This is fucking brilliant.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

entertaining..thats alli care about..worth the build up

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I dunno if we should be playing with more emotion than smarts…do like putting them on their heels, though.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It's not necessarily his fault

but after the sickening love fest that Crosby got in the game against the Swiss, I can’t stand that fuck.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Wow we’re being outshot?!?

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

Rafalski needs to shoot more. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

your fucking correct

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

vitun correct

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as we aren’t being out scored

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, nice save.

We could settle this down a little, guys…

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

They could, but Ryan Miller seems so happy being heroic.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And a typically obnoxious one from Perry.

Haha, of course he pokes at that puck.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yea this is so much fun to watch..

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha…does Perry think he’s Frolov?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

there was way toomany current and ex ducks on the ice hahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Probably a result of this game being orchestrated by two former Anaheim coaches?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

o shit your right….so beautiful…cant describe my euphoria….

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

amazing a crazy disney franchise would have such an impact on the game today….only gorilla head is absent..too bad he wasnt made an assitant coach

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Good 1st period but man they have been firing shots at will at Miller

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

we knew that would happen … they have the Sharks top line on the Canadian team … oh yeah, and Crosby … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

we can expect them to choke when it counts.thats good to know

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

you … outside … right now … I’m going to kick your ass!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

just call my brother….no bother to come down from nocal

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha! that works for me :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

blame whitney we do

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Now THAT should be made into a t-shirt.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

If this result keeps up, I won’t have any problem yelling “Heil Miller!”, at least for one night.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

your in the usa spirit…i guess well adopt you for tonite you comie bastard

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I should point out, if this were an elimination game I’d be rooting strongly Canada.

But as a pride game, I don’t mind going USA for today. Especially since the theme of this Super Sunday is gold medal game revenge — that’s something I can rally behind.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

your temporary rooting..is welcome..we need it

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

No matter what happens in this game, the sphincter-tightening of Canada at this moment would almost make anything worth it.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

3rded

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

But let’s just root for more O-zone time and an actual win anyway :)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking shRks i jinxed it

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, I blame the sharks as well

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

damn straight

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching them choke is just dandy

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys can all shove it … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If you hear any ghastly gargaling noises, it’s coming from over there

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a full-Shark-team effort, too.

Joe Pavelski, the double agent, is a team-worst minus-2.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

u made me almost spit out my wine…hahahahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Heatley demands more drama. 2-2 tie; nothing Miller could do there.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

after being pelted with shots, not much can be done there I guess

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

COME ON, YOU GUYS. Who leaves fucking Heatley alone like that?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

Ducks do.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Miller jeers? You are fucking delusional, Canada.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

i know…nothing he could do….muthafucka…im pissed

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Miller Time! (watch him hulk up any moment now….)

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

does he got kung fu grip?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Possibly, but if he’s in arcade mode… he morphs into a brick wall after every 6th shot on goal

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Every four minutes, then. :)

Just kidding — I’m drinking now, no more math for me.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

double shots of jack earl?….so marleu just had an awkward moment?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Sunday — I’m drinking the country-neutral soju.

Go Korea!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it made from the blood and tears of koreans? Is that why it tastes so good??

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The really good sojus use children’s tears. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Now THAT is top shelf stuff right there

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Good work, B-Ry. Take the hit, make the play.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

Dan Boyle’s pretty amazing, too. I’m not quite sure, but I think he may have intentionally kicked Perry’s stick back to him without losing his assignment.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

king in king action wtf?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

That was a pretty sick replay on both sides.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

brown needs to kick doughty in the balls for that one

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

God damn it Drew…why do you have to be so inherently awesome?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

fuck u sharks line!!!! and doughty!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

Ron Wilson’s brain: “I really shouldn’t put Ryan Whitney out against that fivesome.”

Ron Wilson’s gut: “Fuck you, brain.”

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

u notice niedemeyer was in position for that getz turnover hahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

HIT HIM IN THE FACE AGAIN

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:58 PM PST reply actions  

whoops perry…uh dont be hurt when u come back tot he ducks

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

The one thing that doesn’t worry me — Corey Perry stayed down. That almost always means he’s not hurt, just faking.

The one thing that does worry me — the one time that proved not to be true was back in the 2006 playoffs. And that time he got hit by teammate Sammy Pahlsson.

He is vulnerable to friendly fire.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha…sleek if i was a king i would apoint you court jester….now maybe im the jester cuz i suggested i would be a king for any reason

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! That was like Canada’s version of that Korean speedskating debacle.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

u get a scooby snack for that one…good call

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if Staal is normally so “cutesy” with his shot, or if he picked that up from Getzlaf and Perry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Perry gets buried by his own team.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

gooooooooooooooal!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

Wow Brodeur just caught making snow angels on the ice

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

SIDNEY IS CRYING INTO HIS BEER NOW

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Bury that beer for oh, sixty years, and voila — Soju!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit, just what we needed.

Another heroic story for Drury.

Just kidding — Woo! Good start, Bobby.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

pthanx pronger!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

pronger knocked inglourious backes into brodeuer muhahahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Captain Dumbo

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

dont miss that stupidity part..but miss the clearing out of the crease….

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Pronger was fine. If Brodeur hadn’t take a dive like he always does, he would have been okay.

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Feb 21, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

his locker must be next to perrys

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuckin eh, two breakaway chances and nothing

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

bobby almost blew the roof off the place holy shit!!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

Haa Dustin is so not scoring on that breakaway…MAN this game is awesome though

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

Wow — Dustin Brown and Bobby Ryan with some breaks against Canada — that’s pretty unbelievable.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

the skill in this game son of a bitch kick ass

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:04 PM PST reply actions  

penalty cananda bitches!!!!….fuuuuck good game

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Who are these people that reek of awesomeness?

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

POWER PLAY, bitches!

Word to the wise, don’t hump your enemy’s head.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Also: pass it to Rafalski.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

cant be said enough…keep shooting rafalski..good to see bobby has been a prt of thise today

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN IT DREW :(

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Nieds?!? That was you?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

He’s a changed man ever since he fought that Datsyuk fella.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that how he got those Joker scars?

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yea crazy…..normally id applaud him taknig jack johnson to the boards….and…um..i think stil applaud that

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t argue with that

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Cute little slam by Niedermayer there — so adorable.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

Mike expands our vocabulary. Uncharacterlistic.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

Dammit — they’ve already been trying to redefine “escapability” throughout this tourney. Just use words we already use, jerks.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

im just glad i havent heard lookout cookout….they can make up words all they want

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish Doc would come up for a synonym for ‘Drive’

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s open the period with a goal!

U

S

A

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

How about another opening minute goal? Rafalski, get out there!

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Why the fuck

can’t NBC get back from commercials BEFORE the periods start?

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:22 PM PST reply actions  

At this point, I’ll take within three hours.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh please be a costly Crosby penalty.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

Sidney Crosby

committed a penalty? Surely not! How is the ice not tore itself in two for this unthinkable circumstance?!

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

I’m surprised they don’t have a CBC cameraman and an interviewer in there with him.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha, a bit earlier than usual, I suppose, but I’m on board.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a lot of time

I’d wait till around the 10 minute mark before doing a clock chant

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, definitely — there’s no hard rules.

Usually I wait until something particularly scary happens, the point where I really can’t take it anymore. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I’ve been to too many scary Ducks games where the third period bodes bad things. Thus, GO CLOCK GO!

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck it..this game is good…might as well add to the drama

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it just me

or is Patrick Kane totally useless? Guy just skates around, hoarding the puck, and takes soft shots.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

All flash, no Finnish.

Yeah, I think he’s had a rough set of linemates, though, particularly in the beginning. When it was him, Parise, and Stasny it was all just little guys darting around — just some really fast chaos.

Once he starts potting goals, though, he’s quite worth it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

It’s PERRY…and Dustin drawing it…this has to be NHL regular season

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

gooooooooooooooal

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Rafalski = money.

Haha, Marty! I can watch you give up goals all fucking day.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:32 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t want to get above Finland in goal-differential? :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously…nothing else matters!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was totally kidding — you’re quite right.

Of course, they probably have some loonie buried in the clock mechanics that’s slowing it down.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

its the same loonie who steals socks in your home..

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe it's the entity

responsible for Phase 2 of the Underpants Gnomes’ scheme.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh — this is two pivotal minutes now.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

the oliers arent playing the ducks?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Huge moment in the game here

If the US kills this, the implications are ginormous.

With Canada not beating the Swiss in OT, they’ll have to play one more game if the US holds on.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

I could stand to have that team handicapped for the eventual-champion Finns. Plus Canada has a lineup that I definitely wouldn’t mind watching an extra time. Plus it’s probably good overall for the Vancouver economy.

Go clock go!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree to all of this

They also made a good pint that the extra game might afford the team the chance to sllidify chemistry.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Power play for Canada? Kaaaaaaane!

Come on boys, shut this down.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

I haven’t paid much attention until now, but Perry is on the ice, as I figured.

Not sure if that’s news.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

Well, now it’s blatantly obvious. Heil Miller.

Go clock go.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell that to the poor Norway dude. :)

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, though, he did have a really strong first period.

Kind of went south from there.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I see some American flags starting to wave, beautiful…

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

orpik deserves to be on this team..best defender tonite for the US….go clock go!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

Complain all you want, Johnson, but you know how this works.

Scoreboard-based refereeing — it’s totally part of the game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

LOL

Just like Mario Kart. The farther back you are, the better items you get.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG

I cannot believe they didn’t score. That entire sequence, wow.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

MILLER TIME!!!!!!!1

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

Not really…can’t blame the guy.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck

And it goes off Crosby. GO CLOCK GO!

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

I think the NHL is really close to implementing the rule where Crosby gets to shoot every round of every shootout.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh hell.

Go clock go!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

Come on you guys, you’ve still got a lead.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t you dare, Getzlaf — if you won’t shoot for us, don’t shoot for Canada.

Go clock go!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

gooooooooooooo clock!!!!!…..good save miller!!!…..forget that your brother who played 10 mins in the final has a ring!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

goooooooooooooo clock!!!!!!!!1….goooooooooooooooo miller………goooooo not puting whitney ont he ice!!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh jeez — this is like watching the Ducks in their first five games this year.

Clearing it to the blueline is not a victory!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

TV guys are starting to lose their voice lol

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay baby!!!!!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

U S A, U S A!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

What the fuck?!!!!!

That went in?

Woooo!!!!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

I can’t believe it was televised.

OK, I do need to stop with this crap. I’ll be angry tomorrow.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

marleau another awkward moment?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Now

Now for Miller to get his and put one in the empty net

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

God damn it are they giving Drew a huge amount of ice time, or is it just my imagination?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

seriously i was amazed

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Feb 21, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

They should. He’s fucking amazing compared to the turd Pronger and Nieds dropped today

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by Morbo on Feb 21, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This is just a great great great hockey game.

One of the best periods I’ve ever seen.

The Canadians certainly have an issue finishing here.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Its Ovah!! What a game!!

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

A fantastic third-period effort by the game clock. It never quit.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I just danced around the room for two minutes

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

I can't fucking believe they beat them

They held on for dear life at the end, but god damn!

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Revenge!

And later, I hope, Kosto!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

How about that? The shark choking genes kick in at just the right time

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

woohoo

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta say

I love Canada. Love the country. Lived there for the best three months of my life.

But I hate how smug they are when it comes to hockey. For a country that’s characterized by their kindness and humility, their claim on this game really grates me.

This is so sweet.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 21, 2010 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah…when they talk about hating the US for smugness, I am right there with them — fuck, we’res annoying! But then their solution is to be just as arrogant in this, and shit, it’s their right, but they’ve lost the moral high ground. I wish they would admit that, at least.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s their one outlet of anger.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

rafalski = team usa mvp

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t forget Miller too!

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yea for sure…the 2 mvps…..love it…guy looked poised and focused on his interview…guy knows what can be done if they play up to thier potiental

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that’s only if you’re not counting little league baseball.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

USA!!

and thank you Spade!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

anytime..if this would have been during the season..i would have hesitated…then helped you lol

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 21, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha!! but I owe you … I was pacing like crazy!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not afraid to admit it. I used my magic hexing envelope.

MAN, I can’t wait for Finland v. Sweden!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Magic hexing envelope? That’s awesome.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t explain how it works, for fear it will stop working.

But it’s come through for me before. :)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy hell, what a game. Congrats US, Brodeur definitely helped you a bit. I sure hope Finland-Sweden can still top this for me

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t stop, belieeeeeeeeeeeeeevin’

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wish they’d be done with these 7 AM games after this one

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

(hugs)

Let’s drink through it.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know about that, been drinking since the Czech – Russia game. I’m just trying to stay awake

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you should start alternating stimulants and depressants. That got me through college.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take that under consideration. For now, lots of coffee

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

There you go! Stimulant!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Now for the hotties of Women’s Curling

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

woot joranstaad is way hot

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Feb 21, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Good job by the Yanks, but Miller saved ’em many times over. The gutters of Canada will be flowing with maple syrup.

by TheChemist on Feb 21, 2010 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

It’s good that there’s a bit of a break. Time to order pizza.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Somebody may need to check my math, but here might be the situation for Finland.

So long as they don’t lose by six or more goals tonight, they’ll automatically get a first-round bye in the elimination round.

The “out of town” scoreboard helped them out tonight — Suomi!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

SUOMI!

AND Koivu is ohsoclose to the Olympic assist lead…yesssssssss.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, really? That’s awesome, thanks Sleek! That takes some excitement out of the game though, but I still want some measure of revenge. Do It

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because there’s a safety net doesn’t mean it’s not acrobatics.

Kosto!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And also, it’s not as if tonight’s (or this morning’s) game has no stakes.

If Finland wants the coveted top spot, they’ll have to win in regulation — any score will do there.

If Finland wants to force Sweden to play an extra round, they’ll also have to win in regulation. Winning by two goals guarantees an extra round for Sweden (Czechs would get the bye), and I’m not sure — even winning by one in regulation might do it.

And it’s no small accomplishment — Finland beat the teams it was supposed to. In this tournament, that’s becoming a rarer and rarer feat.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That was amazing. Extra sweet that Brodeur lost. Stupid fat ass diving piece of shit.

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Feb 21, 2010 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

Don’t forget wife-cheating.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

only problem it will force canada to go to Louie…that guy always scares me more than borduer although his post season records stinks..we should know muhahahaha…fluery can be scary too

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 22, 2010 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh shit
Make that 0 for 3 as they really can’t get anything going. Drew Doughty of the Kings, playing for Canada, took a hard shot off the hip, though, and seemed to be in pain. You have to hope it’s nothing serious.

You had better not be fucking with me, LAT. ARRRGH.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, you know what? DD was on the ice late in the game and looked fine. I choose to disbelieve this. Fuck off, LAT.

Boy, am I mad at the media today.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s not cool — I never noticed anything.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll get a cleaner picture after tonight’s game, but Dirk at On The Forecheck has put together a bracket with all the locked teams in place.

Of notable interest is that Russia is locked into the #3 seed and Canada is locked into the #6 seed. Meaning if Canada can defeat Germany on Tuesday, they’d be playing Russia on Wednesday. And none of that depends on FIN-SWE tonight.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

Also, since USA has locked up a top-two seed, the best team they can face in their first game is either Switzerland or Slovakia — they’ve successfully avoided any first-game opponent that played today.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

how do you think they’ll fair against the potential two?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be fine — I think whoever they’ll play will have played the day before.

Switzerland’s weird — they played USA and Canada really well but played shitty against Norway. Slovakia could be a problem, especially if Josef Stumpel continues to be unbelievable.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

u cant trust guys who sport unibrows

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 22, 2010 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Woo hoo! The real game of the day!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

Finland gets shut down on an early power play, but they did have some chances — Mikko Koivu saw some net there.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn — Swedes open the scoring with two Finns in the box — that power play is amazingly patient.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

Oh noes. Come on, Suomi, don’t play scared.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

I know!

Finnish word for ‘courage’!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I <3 Battle of California!!!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 21, 2010 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

hellz yeah

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Feb 21, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Fa sho!

That other site is all butterflies, ponies and rainbows.

BoC=Home w/ some rowdy rommies
Jftc = The city of Townsville

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What a great day!

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

Forsberg doesn’t look too bad. After all the talk I was half expecting him to use his stick as a crutch.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:21 PM PST reply actions  

oh Selanne! so close!

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:22 PM PST reply actions  

Finns need a strong shift out of some line soon — have to show they can generate some offense before this period is over.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

1-0? and i woke up for this…

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

yeah … great huh? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Good forecheck. They’re getting going.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:24 PM PST reply actions  

Should have started earlier — Swedes are still the ones generating the chances.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

oh man… Kipper needs to pay more attention.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:25 PM PST reply actions  

Depends if Finland ever generates any offense.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m sure swedes are having party anyways

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Left for a couple hours, some celebratory drinks and then I come back and wtf, its like a whole new party going on here

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

a whole new game to party for :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I can root for the Sedin twins, that should pass the time

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

or Douglas Murray :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

or twins in general ;)

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

somehow I enjoy kronwall destroying people a lot more when it does not involve finns…

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:30 PM PST reply actions  

hehe – that looked painful

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it will wake the Finns up — still three shots on goal, I believe. That’s a result Germany would be embarrassed by.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s all part of the plan… lundqvist will be frozen in the third —> easy to score

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It may be a concerted effort to give Kipper the #1 volume of work he so desperately requested.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta work for all those years he wasn’t in the team…

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn that was one hell of an elbow upside the head

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

koivu babe no penalties!

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

he’s been spending too much time around Perry and Getlaf.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Developing some “bad habits” with those two

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

to be fair if he was really paying attention it’d be an offensive zone penalty

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

those two needs to stop ruining my captain…

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So… who’s the “road” team in this game? Seems like they decided on wearing whatever colors they wanted to wear

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

The gold is sweden’s white jersey

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy fuck, could have fooled me

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Just thought maybe this was their version of both teams wearing their home colors

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

finland? sadly

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, that was lame. Maybe nobody remembers Torino?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:39 PM PST reply actions  

oh believe me, they do

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Still think it might be worth showing them a video in this intermission.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

you will have bunch of crying men on the ice after that… jokinen was asked about that final and he looked he was been hit by a train. twice

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s the worst first period effort I have seen today, but thanks to NBC, I can only compare it to one other.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe ruutu will start killing people in the second

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

rohkeus!

(Apparently that means courage)

Someone needs to tell Teemu to get some hate on for the Swedes. I don’t want to hear how he thinks they’re all such swell guys.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

the lack of sundin does nasty things…

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Rohkeus it is!

C’mon, Finns — rohkeus!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Reporter to Ryan Callahan: “Ryan, can you measure this game in terms of emotion?”

Me, imaginary-answering on behalf of Ryan Callahan: “Dude, can you measure ANYTHING in terms of emotion?! What measure exactly am I supposed to use?! Uh, it was one and a half Valentines Days.”

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

I hardly think that’s a fair measure of emotion for a man unless we’re talking fear of forgetting.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re quite right — I’m confusing emotion with stress.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha! Olli looks like a porn star.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:54 PM PST reply actions  

i miss the old jerseys

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:55 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I agree. I’m not much of a traditionalist, but in the Olympics the old jerseys just looked right.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

hey oo ruutu hit. by “wrong” ruutu but who cares

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 9:57 PM PST reply actions  

Who scores next?

The team with all the chances, naturally. 2-0 Swedes. Poor Kipper.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

i wonder how much he’s regretting for even going there instead of having relaxing holiday… he gets no help :(

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’d be one thing if Henrik Lundqvist was making a difference. Or even getting noticed.

This is something else entirely.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s probably taking naps

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooooo! bad boy, bäckis, baaaad boy

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:01 PM PST reply actions  

Come on Finland! Fucking score already!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

Uh, fucking shoot already.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah. That too.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it’s not that surprising that the ice is terrible after 3 nhl caliber games in the same day.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

Can’t score if you don’t fucking shoot.

Need to find their inner sisu

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Feb 21, 2010 10:07 PM PST reply actions  

I guess going in with a 7-goal-differential cushion is a horrible, horrible thing — and if it weren’t for Kipper, it seems that cushion would be much closer to being tested by now.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Gasp! A scoring chance!

Good work, Lehtinen.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:08 PM PST reply actions  

i hope kipper will kick ass in the locker room after this period, maybe it will wake them up

I don't remember you looking any better. But then again, I don't remember you.

by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:10 PM PST reply actions  

Here’s a poser: is the power play actually an advantage?

Ugh, and they’d been so good before this.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

5-on-3 now. This should only be marginally embarrassing.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

give it to salo – let him shoot – hope he doesn’t kill one of his own players.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:12 PM PST reply actions  

i’m kinda expecting sweden to score during this so called PP

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

Sleek, how do you say positivity in Finnish?

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

“Germany”, I think.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

“it’s not Sweden” works too

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why I want them to beat them. Just get over this ridiculous attitude already.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If this keeps up, I am going to write a very angry letter to NBC.

1. For not letting me watch the Czech-Russia game.
2. For letting me watch this game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Hehe.

I think they all need to go back to Jari Kurri hockey camp.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

could you also write one to team finland for forgetting to show up?

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Headline tomorrow: “Nation wakes up at 7 am for hockey. Team wakes up at noon.”

Crap — now we should start watching goal-differential cushions. This is a disaster.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope the media doesn’t blame kiprusoff for this

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Would they, really? He’s the reason this game is even close.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

probably not but he’s not the most loved person here so there’s a chance

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

SHOOOOT

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

Confidence! Confidence! Dry and secure!

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

that was predictable – i didn’t mean make it obvious salo is going to shoot

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

This hurts. I think I used up all my I’m-crushing-your-head energy up on Canada.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:18 PM PST reply actions  

Delaaaaaayed decision to call that one

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:20 PM PST reply actions  

oh dear god not again

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:22 PM PST reply actions  

the bright side is that the idiot head coach should get fired soon-ish

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

This intermission?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Step 1, fire coach

Step 2, place entire team under mass hypnosis

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m hoping after this tournament. which will end after the next game… or after the worlds

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

voi luoja, ei taas?

At least we’re working on our Finnish.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the one :)

swedish lessons after finland is out?

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Great. Of course they scored on the PP they got from a dive.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

And of course they’d get it on a shot-on-goal. So typical.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you trying to make me cry?

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh boy. Nashville is sweating.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

That goal differential may be more significant than we thought…

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, Czech Republic is trying to get top-four with two goals and one loss. 10 GF and 7 GA.

Through two games and two periods, Finland is now at 10 GF and 4 GA. And they have to kill off 80+% of a major penalty — this could end up like the Titanic.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus if Sweden increases their lead by three goals they edge USA for the top seed — hurts on many many levels.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

VITUN SWEDEN!

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

the entire finnish nation agrees

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang, what a letdown. I was so hoping this game would be high energy.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

i want the canuck coach back. they at least played with passion back then

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:34 PM PST reply actions  

Either that or the German opponent — that seemed to help.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

ironically finland has historically had good relationship with germany. they even chose german to be our king…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hm, here in California our Kings opted for a Slovenian.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d love to have that slovenian in my team

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, JR. If you want me to not hate you, this is not helping.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:37 PM PST reply actions  

what did he say wrong? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He said a Finnish win is definitely not happening. Whatever, I understand the pessimism, but I hate him extra hard because of it.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah … I know … but was it wrong? (don’t glare at me)

:)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

(hides glare behind sunglasses) Hmph. Ain’t over till it’s over.

Win one for the Kipper!

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What a save, Kipper!

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:44 PM PST reply actions  

Jeez this is scary. Fuck it — go clock go.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:44 PM PST reply actions  

Go clock go!

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

go meteor go…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

the way it doesn’t hit kiprusoff

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

lidstrom missed by a bit though

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ve got their goalie sleepy and complacent. Right where we want him.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

Well, major penalty survived — now generate some confidence, guys.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:49 PM PST reply actions  

what is it with NBC and ill-timed promos?

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

i think it’s bit of disgrace to wave your own flag with wrong shades of the colours

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

No, no – that’s the swedish flag : )

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i know. with wrong shade of blue! it’s hideous

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you there

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 21, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

the good news is it looks like sweden is in cruise control

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:54 PM PST reply actions  

Finland should get up to that speed by about the fifth period.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

this could be good though. last time they didn’t lose until the final. and no one has won the gold without losing a game…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I have no doubt that their next practice should be constructive, and they ought to come out prepared next game.

But this stinker raises a lot of questions that don’t have solid answers.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re talking about Canada again. Honestly, who DOESN’T think they’ll go with a goalie change?

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:55 PM PST reply actions  

haha

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Feb 21, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOL’d.

It was just luck, you know.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Randy Carlyle might be surprised.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

luongo? will not help against sweden cause I think the Sedins know his tricks

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What if he knows theirs?

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

man – sweden is standing around and finland is still flailing around

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:57 PM PST reply actions  

It’s almost like they’re up past their bedtimes.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they signed a treaty between periods to conserve energy for the next round.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

we don’t sign peace treatys unless it’s USSR

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a game where I wouldn’t mind the curling end-game option.

Finns should just shake hands with the Swedes and go home.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Then they can hit the car dealership and buy a Swagger Wagon.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Shades of Moller v. Mirtle

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

they should take lessons from ruutu’s game. he’s the only one trying

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:05 PM PST reply actions  

I never thought there would be a situation where I agreed with the sentiment that “you should act more like Ruutu.”

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha. Amen.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, guys! NET. Over THERE.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:05 PM PST reply actions  

Well, if this result holds up that means the Finns would place fourth and face the winner of Czech/Latvia.

Probably a chance to recycle the ol’ “Finnish your Czechs” joke.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:07 PM PST reply actions  

they’d better pray for a Latvian upset

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The good news is it doesn’t truly matter at this point — there’s no rotten teams, likely, in that round. The difference between Czech and Switzerland in a single-elimination isn’t what it once was.

Still, there’s no way they go into the next game with anything resembling momentum.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Latvia bandwagon here we come…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

though, Vokoun is easier than Lundqvist. and finns don’t have major traumas against them

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I do feel like the Finns just defeat themselves.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I suppose if you want any other positive, it’s looking as if the Finns and Swedes are on opposite sides of the bracket — they can’t meet before the medal round now.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I just hate to see their poor lil’ wounded psyches like that.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

hey this is actually good

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

finns vs swedes in olympics 2-6. le sigh

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

And I don’t think it’s trending up, either.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

They are always first in line to doubt themselves, they don’t need any help from you. ;)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Russians got their revenge today, USA got their revenge today…

Finns probably enjoyed watching those games, I guess.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i enjoyed the russia game. i’m quite sure that most of finns prefers czech though

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Mmm, definitely.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:37 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

 we so should’ve stayed as part of sweden…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

nice passes… next step, SHOOT!

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:08 PM PST reply actions  

Doug Murray looks like an angry lumberjack.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:10 PM PST reply actions  

ABBA.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:10 PM PST reply actions  

the winner takes it all…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey, two minutes left – let’s try fellas!”

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:12 PM PST reply actions  

Okay, let’s practice being Canadian:

It’s not like the game really mattered, right?

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:13 PM PST reply actions  

Ugh. That was the most lopsided 3-0 loss i’ve ever seen.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:13 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously — Kipper was awesome. For all we know, Lundqvist could have been awful — not enough sample size to really say.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. NBC’s website says he faced 20 shots. It seemed like he faced 5.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s be positive. Yay, USA?

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:16 PM PST reply actions  

Go MSNBC!!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 21, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit it’s really satisfying to watch the last bit of the third again. :)

Ahhhh.

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

selänne looked like he wants to kick his own ass for that game

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:17 PM PST reply actions  

Hehe – he looked so sad on the bench. Like someone stole his rally car.

by GOOLIAN on Feb 21, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d probably miss.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions  

we always have torino…

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by sleza on Feb 21, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus

506 comments since the start of the USA game? Fuck you people.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 11:24 PM PST reply actions  

It was shockingly televised.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

See Earl’s cartoon…

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by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 21, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

What are you both talking about? I saw the game on TV and Earl’s cartoon, what does that have to do with the fact that the comments bred like rabbits? I’m talking about after the Czech-Russia bitchfest

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by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the pent-up frustration from one non-televised game got transferred to the televised one.

Oh yeah, plus Spade got the internet — that’s the real story.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, comment police.

Do I smell bacon?

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by Niesy on Feb 21, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Soft. Weak. Disgusting. So much for our awesome power play. Sweden was tougher. Urrrrghhhh

Thank fuck Kiprusoff was sharp, we kept our quarter final spot at least

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 11:33 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, bright side is today’s the last day you can completely shit the bed and still play tomorrow.

Finns took full advantage of that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, hard to believe Finland is still “the best second-place team” after that one. Anyway two good games today so it’s all good.

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 11:42 PM PST up reply actions  

And I got to watch one of them! :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 21, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of these three it was definitely the one to watch

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think to check BoC today at all until just now… 725 fucking comments?

Not only is that a new record, but it almost crashed my computer.

USA USA US-fucking-A!!!

Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.

by Kevin Y on Feb 21, 2010 11:36 PM PST reply actions  

It’s Super Sunday man, believe it!

by blast21dave on Feb 21, 2010 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

As an olympic tourist I’m glad to be part of the record. Awesome site by the way :]

by Teukka on Feb 21, 2010 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Earl, don’t know if you said it here but your tweet:

Ten bucks says that NBC uses poor west-coast CZE-RUS tape-delay ratings to further de-prioritize televising hockey in the future.
was exactly what I was thinking this morning. Same with the NHL games that they sometimes air at 9 am.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 11:40 PM PST reply actions  

Heh. From a Digg link:

Remember when millions of American’s were frustrated that they could not watch the “Miracle on Ice”, because Ice Dancing was on broadcast TV and only cable subscribers with MSNBC and/or a specific cable provider could watch it? Oh, wait that was tonight with the US vs Canada Hockey game.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 21, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Oof.

Joni Pitkanen suspended one game, likely against the Czechs.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 22, 2010 7:12 AM PST reply actions  

I’m not surprised. He deserved it. Stupid, classless thing to do.

Oy, the pain…it continues. :) At least there’s the Canadian press offering us up delicious bites of Schadenfreude pie.

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by Niesy on Feb 22, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess if there’s any consolation, we used to have this guy in Anaheim who would sport #25 and would periodically would be suspended a critical game for running around with his elbows up.

Good news, at least then, was that whenever he got suspended for elbowing, the team would win the one game he missed — maybe that trend can keep up.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 22, 2010 7:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I remember him. Isn’t he that guy that fell on top of Stall and Perry?

by yankeeken on Feb 22, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

SORRY SLEEK rooted for your boys…and selanne and koivu of course….sweden jsut wanted it more

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 22, 2010 7:24 AM PST reply actions  

The fact that they wanted it at all was probably enough — I didn’t fully believe it until last night, but the Finns simply cannot play against the Swedes. That was nothing like the team I had watched earlier in the tournament.

If I were pro-Swede, we’d be seeing a country rape this morning.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 22, 2010 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

no cartoon required…i think everyone has a clear picture of it in there head after last nite

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 22, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure anything Finland did prior to last night was particularly relevant as…

Sweden > (Belarus + Germany)

by GOOLIAN on Feb 22, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, there wasn’t a proper test before, but still — they handled those teams easily, easier than Sweden handled them. There was nothing to suggest there that this team was as fragile as we saw last night.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 22, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

There was nothing to suggest there that this team was as fragile as we saw last night.

Yes. Exactly. And that’s the pain of rooting for Finland right there.

Sorry, sleza did try to warn you. It’s a mental thing. Maybe we should set up a fund for group therapy.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 22, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

i told so… i keep wishing they would prove me wrong though

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by sleza on Feb 22, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Selanne can give them one last motivational speech through half his jaw.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 22, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

they need the former head coach to flip them and throw few chairs to make the point…

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by sleza on Feb 22, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

As I recall, there were quite a few Americans who were quite gifted at destroying furniture in Nagano — maybe that’s where the coach search should start.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 22, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

im sure barstool bob could help also…give the lucky charms a call

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 22, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

haha… ;) we did have one local lunatic as head coach few years ago. he may wasn’t perfect but he sure didn’t allow the players to take 60 minutes naps during the game

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by sleza on Feb 22, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

He looks like this guy:

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 22, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

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I see a little silhouetto of a man 
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango 
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me 
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro 
Magnifico-o-o-o-o 
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me 
He's just a poor boy from a poor family 
Spare him his life from this monstrosity 

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? 
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go 
Let him go 
Bismillah! We will not let you go 
Let him go 
Bismillah! We will not let you go 
Let me go (Will not let you go) 
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never) 
Let me go, o, o, o, o 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no 
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go 
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
Top 3 Sleek rumors overheard at the NHL draft -- in a band called Sleek and the Sleestack's -- it takes Sleek 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes -- is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world, but prefers Pacifico to Dos Equis.
From this L.A. Times article
Projected top NHL draft picks (left to right) Cam Fowler, Tyler Seguin, Taylor Hall, Emerson Etem and Brett Connolly pose during an event in Hollywood on Wednesday. (Maury Phillips / Getty Images / June 24, 2010)

I just realized why both Cam Fowler and Emerson Etem dropped so far in the draft...

Just look at the shirts those two are wearing.

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Pacific Standings

GP W L OTL PT
San Jose 82 51 20 11 113
Phoenix 82 50 25 7 107
Los Angeles 82 46 27 9 101
Anaheim 82 39 32 11 89
Dallas 82 37 31 14 88

(updated 4.12.2010 at 6:21 AM PDT)

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