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Olympics Gameday -- The Greatest Day

Today's Schedule:

USA vs. Switzerland, 12 PM (NBC)

Canada vs. Russia, 4:30 (CNBC)

Czech Republic vs. Finland, 7:00 (CNBC)

Slovakia vs. Sweden, 8:55 (CNBC)


Fuck Switzerland.  Right, Zapp Brannigan?

Zapp: "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."

 

That's right!  USA!  USA!  USA!

Let's go Ca-na-da!  *clap clap clapclapclap

Suomi!

Uh, Slovakia is pretty cool, I guess?  What do you think, Michal Handzus?

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"It's OK."

 

Alright, good enough!  This is the greatest day of our lives, men!  Go hockey, go sports, go time theft!  Onward, to victory!

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Go USA! Go Slovakia! Go to fucking hell NBC, you ignorant sluts!

by Nut on Feb 24, 2010 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

its it realyl delayed on suanday? i mean really?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I just confirmed that it will be on a 3 hour delay on San diego this Sunday. Dick Ebersol is a Cuntfart.

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 24, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody uses queef anymore…

by Nut on Feb 24, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Desperate times call for desperate name-calling, Nut

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 24, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

what no douchy long hair stalkings pic of handzus?..i agree knock out sweden there gonna be trouble

i predict russia wins 4-2 today

GO USA!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

USA vs. Switzerland, 12 PM (NBC)

Except, of course, on the west coast.

Still, good thing you threw a post together — I’ve been a cursing mess since they announced the fucking gold medal game will be tape-delayed on Sunday. Fuck you, NBC.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

so to watch live…we gotta watch online right?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Or relocate to a portion of the world where sports coverage makes sense.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I did that…The weather sucks though.

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/streams/52527-vancouver-2010-winter-olympics-day-13-feb-24-a.html

For you guys who don’t feeling like going through nbc’s sign up bullshit.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

son of a bitch..need to buy new speakers for my comp then..they just took a shit…

fuckin peacock…they couldnt just trhow it on cnbc or somthing stupid

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously — I’d pay per view it, even.

But, as it stands, NBC does not want me watching this game in the presence of any other people. If I were to try to have some sort of watch party, we’d have to bury our cell phones and go through such extravagant hoops that it’s just not worth it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

This is made even worse by the fact that I just read that MSNBC got record-breaking numbers Sunday for the US v. Canada game. 8.2 million viewers which would be great numbers for Primtime on a major network. And our reward? 3 hour delay.

NBC SUCKS!

by Lilly on Feb 24, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What might help our cause would get the west coast press involved. I heard this morn that on Channel 5 monring news they were complaining about the delay, but we need more behind the cause. Then maybe NBC would not put it on delay

I also believe in unicorns and the tooth fairy.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m not sure if i’m happy or sad that the finland’s game is put to a time i won’t be watching tv…

i may should skip morning class for the slovakia-sweden game though

Hope dies last

by sleza on Feb 24, 2010 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

So the game is tape delayed

in san diego today? Either way, I’m stuck at an online marketing conference. I need scoring updates on here. Ill be vigorously refreshing throughout the day.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 24, 2010 12:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Uh, Luca Sbisa hurt his hand or something. I’m fucking blind, though.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I noticed that too when I set my DVR this morning. The scary thing was that even thought the game was shown starting at 3pm in San Diego, they showed the local news beginning at 5pm. You don’t think they would preempt the end of the game so that they can show the Channel 7/39 news at 5pm, do you?

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 24, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Whichever option pisses you off more, I’m pretty sure NBC is going that route.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

first SOG to USA

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Still trying to log the fuck in. Goddammit.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, at least you have the option to view video. They blankity blank block video here where I work. So I am stuck watching the “play-by-play” on MSNBC. Which if you have looked at it, basically gives you the stats of the game, not who actually did the shot.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I wasn’t sitting in front of a large blank television — this sucks.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

from whta i read our boy sbisa got his hand injured..bleeding..

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

kessel with a shot on goal..not much else….greg says the swiss look sharper

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

penalty on USA…shots 7-3

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Vexcast is working really well for me

by GOOLIAN on Feb 24, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

although is seems i’m a bit behind

by GOOLIAN on Feb 24, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

squats might help that

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m on the nbc website, and it just started showing the usa/canada game

by hughestom1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

now it works, but is the quality terrible for anyone else?

by hughestom1 on Feb 24, 2010 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

It’s not flash, its using Microsoft’s silverlight, their version of streaming video. It buffers your connection and it “catches up” to HD after a few minutes.

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Feb 24, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Sbisa took a puck off the hand. Looked to be in a good deal of pain.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

My feed froze. Are we winning?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

it doesn’t look like the swiss got any sog on that pwr play.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

good flurry by the Malone line…but that damned goalie got in the way.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

we are controlling the game so far, but none have hit the back of the net. Comeon Bobby shoot it.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

I just realized, there might be two separate game discussions for this game. One right now for those of at a computer and then for those who are waiting to watch it dead on NBC.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

You just realized that, huh?

Yeah, that’s sort of why this is the WORST FUCKING IDEA IN THE WORLD.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

WORST FUCKING IDEA IN THE WORLD

someone needs to be shot

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

CAN I DO IT? please please please.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey I am like Whitney, I sometimes take a bit to get to the puck/idea.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

your also a woman right? so there that similarity also

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I want the visuals of Whitney w/ girly parts.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

would you be shocked if had a vagina?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

no, cause there aren’t anything to base my imagination on. So I don’t have to go looking for alcohol to scrub the brain.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

remember that whitney is hairier than most people…try scrubbing that out

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

were up 16-4 shots…um yea i guess?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

well msnbc is telling me bobby got a sog. Whitney has didley.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:34 PM PST reply actions  

there telling me hiller is making amazing saves…true?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions  

He has to be we have 19 sog and no goals. He must be standing on his head.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he had a killer save on the Devil Devil team up.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t fucking know — my screen freezes for minutes at a time.

This is the worst game ever.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

you don’t have anyone you can hang out with that has a better computer?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if I should be near anybody right now — I’m liable to just start punching angrily.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

awwww if there was a way I could have you vpn into my machine to watch, I would … but wouldn’t know where to start with that

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

so not only will Sharks fans despise him, but all of the US if he steals the game from them … grrrr!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

West coast hatred won’t start for hours.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

im a slave to whay puckdaddy and his pals tell me is going on..there saying hiller standing on his head..and miller although only 4 saves were quality ones..the US picked it up towards the end

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Sbisa’s back out. good for the swiss..

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

put a bandage on it and shake it off. Hockey players are tough, not like baseball players who are out 6 months for a hangnail.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just checking out Hiller’s bio — “Enjoys cooking traditional Swiss food, with his specialty being fondue”.

Fondue? Isn’t that like being good at making nacho’s? It is all in the ability to melt the cheese.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

people complaing whitney hasnt done shit…im glad…his job is to no even be noticed…just play solid and dont do his usual antics

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

why are we taking a roughing penalty? that is so lame.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

Still no shots on goal for the swiss powerplay..again.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 1:00 PM PST reply actions  

sounds like D is solid…i heard no shots in this period yet for the swiss..the O just rusty…hope they can get it going

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

USA doing a good job killing the penalties so far. A+

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

rather that then there D sucking balls…whitney must be glued to the bench…i heard gleasons name quite a bit

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it really interference? Or a borderline call?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

does it matter? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

uh-oh whitnhey at the point help!!!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

 Hnat Domenichelli, you will get no goals, you turncoat

by Nut on Feb 24, 2010 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

The dude obviously found something he like in the penalty box.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hiller had better play this good for us when regular season starts up again.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 1:22 PM PST reply actions  

Or you’ll give him the Iggy treatment?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

worse, I’ll think bad thought about him for like 1 minutes every day.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Buzzer beater. Maybe…

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Oh wow, is anyone watching live feed??? CRAZY close.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:24 PM PST reply actions  

Well, here’s the thing — it froze up again. I have no fucking idea what’s going on.

Again.

FUCK YOU NBC.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh, that sucks. Does your computer have the same issues regardless of whether it’s the NBC online feed or the All Teemu’s Dogs Hate Eskimos feed?

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, probably — it doesn’t like feeding in general.

Saw it now, but fuck this day.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are already using the f word today for tape delay, what word will you be using on Sunday?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m already rooting for the least watchable game possible on Sunday. NBC has me rooting against my own sport.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

First they get rid of Conan, now they’re not showing the gold medal game live? Jeezus. I’m sorry. I thought Finnish TV networks sucked

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah looks like no goal.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

heh, the look on Hiller’s face as he skates off the ice. Priceless.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He used up all his Lucky Points on that one!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

The only slur I can find targeting the Swiss is the term “Röstifresser.” It means “hashbrown eater.”

So screw you, “Röstifressers!”

Never go to the South for any reason.

by Megalodon on Feb 24, 2010 1:25 PM PST reply actions  

Rösti are yummy. Röstifressers are NOT.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never understand on a goal discrepancy why the overhead view is the last they use, as 9 times out of 10 it is the most conclusive. Maybe it takes longer to get that feed. Then again, I don’t know who thought Mike Milbury and Jeremy Roenick would be a good intermission team either.

by Nut on Feb 24, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

I’m pretty sure GE just went with the Division of Drunken Monkeys and Olympic Programming.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOAL!! PARISE!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

KNEW IT…even miller with his great day still let in 3

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

USA! USA!

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

woohoo!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

OMFG Bobby that was outstanding

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions  

what did he do?

I’m just watchin the blog

by PhantomPretender on Feb 24, 2010 1:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

He passed it to himself through a defender.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

i heard kesler dod his best perry imitation

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

Shoot. I have video only. What is going on? Did the Swiss score? Looked like the Swiss scored on that replay?

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

No goal. Bounced off the post and skirted the line.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. The audio is some Australian who is close to apoplexy re: some skiing event.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad to help. That must have been annoying!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, and all of a sudden, it’s back on the game.

Another Parise shot off the outside of the post.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are they playing “Life Goes On” in the bldg right now? So inappropriate.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:58 PM PST reply actions  

Er, correct title is “Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da.”

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Miller has a barrow in the marketplace
B-Ry is a singer in the band…

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kesler says to Whitney, “Girl I like your face”
And Whitney says this as she takes him by the hand.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ob la di, Ob la da, life goes on, ooooooon!
Wilson hollers ‘Clear the zone.’

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

go clock go.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

how much time left?

This is killing me. Sitting in a session about how we can better use Facebook

by PhantomPretender on Feb 24, 2010 2:03 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

My feeds says 6:00 left.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

4:55 NOW

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

espn.com says 5 min

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I am dying here! GO USA!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If Switzerland ties this up I’m never looking the same way at Nesquick again!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

ok those who are watching the feed, tell us when they pull hiller

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

Pulling him now. Faceoff in USA zone.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

1:15 left. Net empty. Swiss in US zone.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Parise into the empty net.

by Steven Hida on Feb 24, 2010 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

this is a shitty way to “watch” a game.

by Mike in OC on Feb 24, 2010 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

well at least we got friday..i read thats not delayed…

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

just sux…by not watching u have no clue though…why?…was hilelr just standing on his head? were the americans taking bad shots…(shots wide, into the belly etc)….all iread was the PK was really good… and erik jonhson etc

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? I won’t believe it until I see it.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOOPS NEVERMIND…delayed again hot doggie!!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t toy with my emotions, dude

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

2-0..EMPTY NETTER YAY!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 2:14 PM PST reply actions  

USA is playing for a medal!!!

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t wait to miss it!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we could power a warp drive with our bitterness. It would use the element Unobtanium

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!

It’s really not funny, but also, it is.

by I.C. Wiener on Feb 24, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

USA USA USA!!!!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

Magic envelope FTW!

Sorry I didn’t use it for you, Finland.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

that totally sucked, my computer locked up when they pulled hiller.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions  

I haven’t seen the goal — I just abandoned it in the 3rd. Awful.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like we’re huddled around the radio. I’m voting for FDR again!

by GOOLIAN on Feb 24, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

get out your little orphan annie decoder ring

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

ok hiller time to go home and be awesome for the ducks…youve caused enough havoc and scared the shit out of enough countries…im guessing u had enough fun!!

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

sog 44-19, hiller deserves a medal

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

Hiller deserves a few days off. Good work, Jonas.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

can you imagine

What impact this would have had on his price tag if we had let him hit the open market?

I’m so glad he’s our goalie. Him and BRy make me excited about the next few years.

by PhantomPretender on Feb 24, 2010 2:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

All we need to do is get some decent sized good playin D-men

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I heart hiller.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

Haha, fuck you you neutral bastards!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

This young American team fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

by I.C. Wiener on Feb 24, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you see Stephen Colbert’s clip of trying to do things to piss of a Swiss guy to make him stop being neutral?

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

off*

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No but that sounds awesome. I’ll try to find it.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Good news, everyone! Marc-Andre Cliche got called up!

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

This could be really good news.

And it might even lead to good news on Sunday.

And it might even make the cartoon I drew today quickly obsolete.

Bah, I shouldn’t get my hopes up.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

for the love of gawd tell me this is true

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe my arson threat worked? I can’t really remember everything else I said in that email. Hmm.

I hope those aren’t federal agents right outside my door.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

kick ass niesy you gonna get sent to guantanamo for our hockey veiwing pleasure…thanx for the sacrifice….youl be out in no time…uhhh…ehhh..nevermind….well i guess u can say u visited cuba…..

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And it might even make the cartoon I drew today quickly obsolete.

normally im pro-earl cartoon..but id be glad if it was obsolete

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s getting posted anyways. You’ll see how it would have been painfully funny.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

your anger produced the peacock state rape…and that was an instant classic…im looking forward to this one

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

please let this be, I work from home on Fri’s and can take a long lunch break.

If it isn’t true, we will have to devise some great big punishment for those execs at nbc.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

say cliche…..then realize it almost rhymes with a certian famed king goaltender

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 24, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

hang on, on Friday we take on winner of Czech/Finland game. I will no longer be able to root for Teemu, sob.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

Vancouver media confirm: Keith and Drew are sooooo pretty!

No word on how they get that glossy shine in their hair…

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

No word on how they get that glossy shine in their hair…

… too … many … jokes …. aaarrrrgggh

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Feb 24, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I am counting on BoC to not let me down. :)

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, I posted my NBC-themed cartoon in the post above, but we’ll keep game commentary for tonight’s games in this thread, I think.

This Canada-Russia matchup should be exciting, now that my eyes are useful. Hooray for television!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

What is this large glowy screen we paid so much for…?

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s really the depressing thing to me about watching streaming video.

Even when it’s working, I just can’t help feeling stupid about having this huge black megascreen on my wall glaring over my silly attempts to watch this crappy monitor.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We can even plug laptops into it, but it’s definitely not the same. :/

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, Roenick got all Puckbunny for that Ovie interview! Ha.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

Who the heck told JR that shade of pink was good for his skin tone? You’re a lavender guy, JR. LAVENDER.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

Best part? Roenick totally wore this shirt earlier in the week. I had issues with it then, too.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The Hockey News articles says

Ovie is well-known as a guy who loves to hit, but hates getting hit (note the effectiveness of San Jose’s Douglas Murray against him),

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Ooh, already I’m scared for Niedermayer — who gave him that Ovechkin assignment?

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Boyle to Getzlaf — Canada has looked awesome so far.

1-0.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

getzy!

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 4:39 PM PST reply actions  

C’mon, Heatley. Don’t avoid driving into the goalie’s head just because it’s Nabokov.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

Dude — Morozov totally should have got a dive there. That was outrageous.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:47 PM PST reply actions  

The Canuck crowd is making me want Russia to win. You’re really gonna boo every time Russia gets a shot on goal?

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

I was told they are saying “lou”

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate when the crowd serenade the opposing goaling.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll assume you’re sincere.

They’re not booing, they’re yelling “Luuuuuuuuuuuuu” in honor of their local NHL goalie, Roberto Luongo.

So it’s they’re usual response to a save.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? :P Oh well, I’m an idiot. I don’t know, it just sounded kind of negative to me

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No, don’t worry about it — it’s completely localized to Vancouver and to this specific goaltender.

Had the Olympics been held somewhere else or with some other goalie, you’d see different behavior.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

2-0.

Boyle on the power play.

This Team Canada seems specifically designed to beat Russia — they’re having a monster game.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

And yeah, the 3-0 goal is pretty epic, too.

Go Canada.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

MARLEAUFACE!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

Oooh, Nabby’s not looking so good…

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Oh shit. Game over…?

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

Well, I suppose there’s a USA/Switzerland game being decided somewhere on my TV. :|

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh-oh, Kalinin wants some drama.

Now I’ve seen four goals today! 3-1.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:02 PM PST reply actions  

Did the fans go Louuuuuuuu?

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Earl, how much time is left, according to your tv?

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Uh, hold on, 3:30 now.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. I think I’m a wee bit ahead — wanted to make sure I don’t ruin anything.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t sweat it. As usual, my expectations are irrationally low thanks to NBC murdering them.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, did you guys see Doughty rock Ovechkin?

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:06 PM PST reply actions  

Thanks to a reasonable TV schedule, yes!

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

See The Hockey News is good at predicting.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy shit, did you see that move at the blue line??

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:07 PM PST reply actions  

I feel so proud.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Now there’s a Getzlaf-Perry shift. Let’s trade for Morrow.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

That was an amazing shift by Morrow.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Did you know?: “Nabokov” is Russian for “Brodeur”.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it’s Russian for “League Average,” actually.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Will Nabokov be back for the 2nd period, or will Bryz be in net?

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, not until Nabby cries, I hope.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I can picture that already happening.

Evgeni’s eyes blurred as he skated off the ice. “You’re no Jonas Hiller,” his teammates muttered in Russian.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother wrote me that there’s definitely going to be a naked knife fight in the showers after this game.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Will your brother shoot some video?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole period I imagine you were laughing your ass off.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m saying this as nicely as I can … screw you both! … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Nabby had no shot on 3 of those.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Highlight of the 1st: The tape-to-tape-tape passing display and then the great chance for Nash that was stopped by Nabby.

2nd Best: Doughty destroying Ovechkin along the boards.

3rd Best: Afinogenov trying to hit Niedermayer and then getting destroyed from behind by Weber.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:15 PM PST reply actions  

Douchebag!

5-1.

Now Nabby’s never going to get to sleep tonight.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:31 PM PST reply actions  

He can always say they didn’t assign anyone on defense to help him tonight

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Jesus, Russia’s really in the barrel today, huh?

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahaha, now they are!

6-1.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the US defeat woke the sleeping giant. JEEZ MAN

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:32 PM PST reply actions  

It may have been that Team Canada was specifically constructed to destroy the fuck out of Team Russia. They weren’t even focused on USA until it was too late.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Kind of hope we lose the next game just so we don’t have to play Canada again. I don’t want to give them a chance at redemption.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno if Canada could pull this same stuff on Sweden. I’d like to see that.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s also why I’m not terribly enthused about the idea of the Ducks ending up in the eighth seed, but that’s for another day.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

id rather face in a 2nd round (the sharks) methinks

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:24 AM PST up reply actions  

And players respond!

6-2.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Luca Sbisa is going to be so pissed when he hears he missed that.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Douchebag again!

7-2. Getzlaf is going shut up some folks tonight, I reckon.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

Hee haw hee haw hee haw

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The Douchebaggery on display today was awesome. Morrow makes a great complimentary douche nozzle.

Don't bRuin your life. Practice safe sex. Make love with a Trojan

by Morbo on Feb 24, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

thats why hound of belesky works better than bobby ryan…need that quicker player to retreive pucks and pounce when the 2 towers are doing there work….bobby scores when hes on the top line out of sure awesomness…but hed be better making a genuinue 2nd line

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Canada’s going to reach American levels of obnoxiousness after this.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, that’s inevitable. I imagine they’re already burning police cars in Montreal.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, it’s VANCOUVER. I’ve never gone up there to see a Kings game for a reason.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Vancouverites will be cool about it, but it is Canada vs. Russia — every province is going to feel special.

And if Montrealers torched police cars after ousting the 8th-seeded Bruins, I’m sure they’re just looking for excuses.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s some football fan-level enthusiasm (or soccer fan for you)

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Vancouver is no stranger to the hockey riot. Look what happened in 94. But yeah, Montreal’s nuts too.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Russians not dead yet. 7-3.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

I’m not 100% sure here, and maybe some Ducks fan wants to back me up, but one thing that might bear watching in the third period: I don’t think Corey Perry has ever scored a hat trick for the Ducks; normally he just sticks to Douche Tricks.

If he does it for Team Canada first, I might be a little pissed.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

I’m concerned people are going to look and think Perry actually did something this game when his goals were pretty much all Getzlaf. Nothing new, I guess.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s almost always the case, though. Nothing new about this.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

true nothing new..perry is more finisher than playmaker…

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t even notice that Rudy had already said “Nothing new”. Probably read it subliminally and thought “I should tell him it’s nothing new”

Nemohu uvěřit, že jsi si to ty teplouš.

by brokenyard on Feb 25, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you ever notice that Perry and Getzlaf are only good against the crap teams?

I KID, I KID. Kinda.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you ever notice that Perry and Getzlaf are only good against the crap teams on a crap team?

Why yes, I did notice that.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re just basing that on the 61 games they played before their last game in Edmonton.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah? Well…. I don’t see Kopitar in the Olympics! HA!

*burys head in sand

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be funny. He would play D, goalie, and forward, and he might still beat Germany.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of hat tricks, have any of the Ducks had one since B-Ry’s erection-inducing one last year against the Kings?

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so — it’s definitely a rarity in Anaheim since the lockout. I think one year we might have had two.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s so cute when y’all try to do this.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Selanne did have that one fake hat trick at the start of the year — two 3rd period goals to tie the game, then the shootout winner. It doesn’t count as a hat trick, but I did have an erection.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He always gets those big milestone points/goals against us, too, and I feel bad for being happy. I can’t get erections, but these ads in my email keep telling me there’s hope.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I was looking at this site which has hat-tricks and Gordie-Howes, but unfortunately they don’t monitor Douche tricks (which I’m guessing would be mostly Perry and maybe Holmstrom).

The one thing that I found interesting, because I don’t know why but that kind of thing interests me, is that teams who score hat tricks this year have gone 50-2-1. That alone tells you the Ducks haven’t been scoring hat tricks.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno — that sort of suggests that the Ducks have had three.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We can replace Eric with whichever Staal brother lives nearest to Vancouver, right?

I need to brush up on my IIOC rules.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Uh oh…there goes my number one thing on my wishlist?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

We need to trade for Eric Staal and Jason Blake and play them with Wayne Simmonds.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ducks, in the meantime, need to trade their Scott Niedermayer for the one I’ve been watching on my TV today. That guy looks on top of things.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Rat Meat line?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it

by Nut on Feb 24, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Staal and Blake are both Albinos, Simmonds is… not. Staal and Blake can hate Simmonds for stealing all their melanin while Meat cackles maniacally.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Feb 24, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m mildly concerned (and ashamed) that I knew where you were going with that.

by g r a c e on Feb 24, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If Ovechkin’s hand is hurt, Ted Leonsis is going to throw a fit.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

All I wanted is for no one to get hurt. Then my stupid Finn team goes and hurts someone in the noggin and now Ovie can’t snap his fingers with glee.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a sleeeeeeeeew foot

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

Boyle’s the bad boy on this team?

Huh.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:42 PM PST reply actions  

So THAT’S how you shut up Getzlaf…

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

I have a feeling Pronger came awfully close to punching Andrei Markov multiple times in the face there. Good thing Markov held up.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

Olczyk is insane. That was a legal hit by Semin, and Boyle should be out for next game.

by Nut on Feb 24, 2010 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

The fat lady sings and russia goes home.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

A chant of “We want goals” at 7-3? I’m sorry, just…douches.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

that’s Canadians for ya … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to hear stories from russian fans of how they were treated by teh crowd, it would be interesting to know.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean how they booed Russian shots on goal? Wait, that was just me embarrassing myself.

Hey, the Lou chant can’t be common knowledge among European hockey fans, give me a break..!

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I woulda assumed the same thing.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Milbury: “This was just a Eurotrash game…not that I’m racist.”

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

And that USA game was just white trash, not that I am racist.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

We need to start the clock on how long it takes for him to make an apology

I am going w/2 hrs.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah, they’re just sissy Euros. I bet he won’t bother.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

he will be forced to

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was just kidding there. I would hope so.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

forced to by his head being swissed in the toilet bowl in the back of the booth.

Let's go Ducks.

by deb d on Feb 24, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ovie can still fit some brass knuckles on that swollen hand!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll apologize within two hours, and we’ll see it on the west coast next Monday.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Crap, we’re relying on my homie Kukkonen? We’re doooomed.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

Oh man, I wanted that Teemu sliding shot to go in.

Suomi!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:10 PM PST reply actions  

Oh man, Kipper — I had no idea where that puck was and I suspect you didn’t either.

Whew.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

who are we cheering on in this game?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

Tee – mu! Sa – ku!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

will that benefit the USA winning next? :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no easy draws any more — yesterday was an example of that.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

very true! … I was hoping for a couple upsets myself yesterday

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Honey, don’t play like that

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, Finns — gotta capitalize on one of these power plays.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:26 PM PST reply actions  

Well, there’s always next period.

Or Sochi.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

(weeps quietly)

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate to be extra depressing, but I’m Finnish and Ukrainian, so maybe I can’t help it. Finland doesn’t seem to have another Koivu or Selanne waiting in the wings when these guys retire.

Le sigh.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Though, now that I think about it, I didn’t mean to diss Koivu Jr. as much as I did. Sorry Mikko.

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by Niesy on Feb 25, 2010 7:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Penalties: FIN 1x 2 min, CZE 5x 2 min
Shots on goal: FIN 11, CZE 10

sigh

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 7:44 PM PST reply actions  

Wow — this second period is becoming quite exciting. Still no goals, but legitimate chances!

I sometimes get a bit confused watching Nik Hagman — the way he slithers around away from contact and the way he wears #10 sometimes gets me thinking that he’s Corey Perry.

Sorry, Hagman.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

Poor bubble helmet. Woe.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 7:59 PM PST reply actions  

What’s with all these Selänne slap shots? I take it as a sign of frustration

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if it’s necessarily frustration, though you can certainly see it at times.

Selanne’s older than he once was, and I don’t think he’s much fond of battling through checks any more — he’ll circle back a lot, or pull a quick shot — the things that help him avoid that uncomfortable contact.

It does detract from his game some, but he’s gifted enough that you can give some of that back, especially if you’ve got a Koivu or Lehtinen willing to do a little extra work.

That all said, I don’t know how much heat that line is getting from Finland — it’s awfully late in the tournament for that top line to be looking for its first goal.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It was quite improbable that he even got to be here at all. But he’s so used to being a scoring powerhouse for this team, you have to feel for him.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It is kind of striking — I don’t see how this isn’t the last time ever that Selanne will go up against Jagr — that’s somewhat the end of an era.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know he’s not really into doing all that “hard work”, I just like to think he’s angry or frustrated when he’s taking a slap shot. Then again I don’t watch a lot of Ducks games.

But yeah I don’t think anyone’s happy with that line’s performance.

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He still scores big goals, and Koivu on most nights is our best player, but there’s been a lot of nights that hasn’t translated on the scoresheet.

Still, I don’t think anybody’s truly unhappy with them in Anaheim — Teemu in particular has earned a lot of slack.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh, I know, you gotta love that guy

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

As they say on the Wire: Sheeeeit.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

The best TV series ever made!

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The A-Team purist in me would like to shoot your tire out.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Apart from “I pity da foo” I don’t know anything about A-Team. Maybe I’ll watch them sometime, waving Stars and Stripes and drinking a glass of water, or Budweiser as you call it :]

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably too late now — you kind of had to be a kid in the 80s for full effect.

More a sentimental favorite, but I still watch them on occasion.

“I love it when a plan comes together!”

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

When they referenced that in Razor you must have lost it. :D

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I did have a short campaign that Starbuck should play Faceman in the new A-Team movie — keep that Dirk Benedict career path alive.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He would hate that so much, and it would be PERFECT.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Me and the Wire will never get along.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s this Emmy-winning show about white people in the 60s you might be more comfy with. ;)

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I hate all TV shows equally.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why I definitely haven’t watched all 7 seasons of Gilmore Girls.

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad, Rory’s murder of her mom is pretty sweet.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Another huge third period coming, first one today on my television.

Kipper and Vokoun say: “Take that, Miller & Hiller!”

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwwww, poor Bryzgalov:

We lost it ourselves. We didn’t give ourselves a chance with all the turnovers. Canada did whatever they wanted with us.

Ouch — sorry dude.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

And Puck Daddy pulls few punches.

There’s no way around it: Russia was embarrassed. To the point where Russian NHL player participation in the 2014 Games in Sochi is now guaranteed; there’s no other way to cleanse the stench from this defeat.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It seems like he was infected with the mood in the building just a leetle bit.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

SUOMI! COME ON -INNENS!

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:45 PM PST reply actions  

Lydman you are a hyro!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dang, one of the few non-inens. Now I feel lame.

YOU TOO, OTHER GUYS!

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

hey did you guys just see them scan over the fans? one was wearing a Sharks jersey … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

You can always spot the idiot.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

(grumbles)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m too busy just pacing around the room when the play is stopped

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

GAH! MY HEART

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

don’t these two teams know they have to end this in regulation cause there is another game coming up in 4 minutes!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

“Finnish your Czechs” is a show wrought with drama.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

ba-dump tish!

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Get it fucking done on the pp already

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

Okay, Suomi, remember when your PP was good, like two games ago? Let’s do this.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

wow we have a goal !

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

MAALI!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

With Fake Perry causing havoc in front of the net!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

SUOMIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Take that you helmetless scum.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

Who says Finns can’t smile!

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

Who knows Finnish? I need a translation for “Go clock go!” quickly.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

Sorry, I only rock the Indo-European

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The internet says “Mene, Kellon, Mene!”

We all are love and love is hard

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s more than believable.

Mene Kellon! Mene!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that’s about right, except “kello”

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hurry up, vitun kello!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s actually tough to translate, erm, “mene kello mene”

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And

Sakra, hodiny! Zpomalte!

is Czech for “Damn you, clock! Slow down!”

Nemohu uvěřit, že jsi si to ty teplouš.

by brokenyard on Feb 24, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knew that this game would come down to the superior helmet-manufacturing of the Finnish? That’s what you get for cutting corners, Czech helmet factories!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

The Suomi and The Chinstrap of Destiny!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 9:08 PM PST reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSS! YES! YES! YES!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

Exhale!

That USA formula for success ain’t too bad.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:09 PM PST reply actions  

Zidlicky was going to take a full two-arm chop at Hagman, then he realized it wasn’t Perry.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

USA, Canada, Finland — who wants to join ’em?

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:14 PM PST reply actions  

The ol’ Finland-USA matchup, has there ever been an international tournament played without that matchup?

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not one that I cared about. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry I didn’t use my magic hexing envelopes on Sweden. They sure worked today. Wooo hoo!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

Ugh, those yellow uniforms. MY EYES. MY SOUL.

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by Niesy on Feb 24, 2010 9:16 PM PST reply actions  

actually it sorta grows on you after you stare at it for a bit … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, what do you know? Rudy really didn’t kill Pahlsson.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:18 PM PST reply actions  

yet

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So is this going to be another 0-0 third-period nailbiter?

The stakes are so high, I kind of hope so.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:29 PM PST reply actions  

Never mind — Marian to Marian on the power play.

1-0 Slovaks!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, hold the phones.

2-0 Slovaks!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

darn … I’m cheering on Sweden here

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheer harder. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

there we go! … 2-1 now … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That worked — Forsberg contributes!

2-1 now.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

woohoo!! … 2-2!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

FORCEBERG!

2-2.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, wanna play a guessing game? Guess who wrote this:

It has continued to be fun back at the Olympic Village. Every time I walk by the Finnish team, I see Teemu (Selanne) and Saku (Koivu). They start making fun of me in Finnish to their other teammates. I’m guessing this is because then they’re all laughing at me. I don’t know what’s going on there.

You have one guess.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 9:58 PM PST reply actions  

You are commended for your honest guessing — click on the link for the surprise reveal!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I too late? Just had a one-hour phone call with a friend about the Finland game and the joke that is Finnish olympics performance so far

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Never too late — we have another tied game late in the 2nd period. Another instant-elimination classic.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was tied.

Pavol Demitra still has a shot. 3-2 Slovaks.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It strikes me as completely possible that his friendship with Bobby Ryan is completely fictional and that nobody talks to him.

Nemohu uvěřit, že jsi si to ty teplouš.

by brokenyard on Feb 25, 2010 12:50 AM PST up reply actions  

If B-Ry’s next Olympic post was full of denials about hanging out with Cotton Gin, that’d be awesome.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 25, 2010 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

i hope so…i shutter to think whitney might be rubbing off his shittyness on bobby..

p.s.

outside of ducks fans and a cool move by bobby…the rest of the country thinks bobby sucks…assholes..

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Do it Slovaks. Nothing like Sweden getting eliminated before Finland, even though they embarrassed us.

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently Henrik Lundqvist made one save on four shots that period.

So maybe Nabby can feel better about his night.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

I must’ve underestimated Team Slovakia. As much as I don’t like saying it, Sweden is a tough sonofabitch to play against

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

They’ve got spunk — they beat Russia back when that was tough to do.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Oof, poor Strbak. NBC announcers know how to elicit my sympathy — mistakenly call him “Visnovsky” at first.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:50 PM PST reply actions  

Kopecky sweeps in the garbage!

4-2 Slovaks!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow — drama. Alfredsson scores a nice one.

4-3.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Stupid Krusty the Swedish Klown made me eat my words for my Slovakian Pride comment…

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 24, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Go clock go!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Team Island of Misfit ex-Kings Slovakia is pouring it on! Suck on this Stockholm!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 24, 2010 10:57 PM PST reply actions  

I do have to point out Rudy’s excellent predicting today:

That’s right! USA! USA! USA!

Let’s go Ca-na-da! *clap clap clapclapclap

Suomi!

Uh, Slovakia is pretty cool, I guess?

Another great day for elimination hockey.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 11:14 PM PST reply actions  

oh shit … he really did predict he … he’ll be really unbearable now … :)

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"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

predict this that is … ugh!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Feb 24, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t watched half of this game, but how the hell…? Seems like it’s either Canada-USA or Canada-Finland

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 11:15 PM PST reply actions  

Sure, but that’s the magic of single-elimination — anybody can take any game.

And Sweden ain’t medaling! That’ should make Finns extra happy tomorrow.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 24, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m definitely extra happy. Finally a night worth staying up

by Teukka on Feb 24, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And Sweden ain’t medaling!

Or as I like to call it, Western Civilization’s Sweet Revenge for Having to Endure a 2 hour movie-musical that featured a 100% ABBA soundtrack!!!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Feb 24, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. And playing “Waterloo” at the end of the Finn game rubbed salt in the wound. Of course, it was a Canadian who did that.

More reason to resent them!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 25, 2010 5:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m way late and that’s a lot of comments. I sure hope someone made a Nabokov 2nd round choke joke though, or else what the he’ll are we doing this for anyway?

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by Bleys on Feb 25, 2010 12:59 AM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Damn — good point. BoC readership saves our asses again.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 25, 2010 6:32 AM PST up reply actions  

rudy or earl needs to re-link rudys post on nabby…i blame the russian coach..should have pulled him at 3-0…even if the goals werent his fault….they needed a jolt…i guess teh russian D was as bad as advertised

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:42 AM PST up reply actions  

i guess teh russian D was as bad as advertised

It needed more Vishnevski. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 25, 2010 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

made me wonder how many goals canada would score against a ducks D ouch…maybe less cuz of ghost faced hilla…

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

so i take it earl yourooting for finns on friday? or just a good game?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:49 AM PST reply actions  

90% of me is rooting for the Finns — 10% hopes it’s a good game. :)

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 25, 2010 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

frienldly wager?

loser buys the other the first shot?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hell yes. I’m definitely in.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 25, 2010 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

virtual handshake

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

i agree on selanne not fighting thru checks etc…thats why i think he should be relugated to Pp duty and on the 3rd or 4th line…make the 2nd line bobby-kouvi-blake

if selanne himself could admit this then he could play for another season…just playing his role…what do you guys think?

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 6:58 AM PST reply actions  

The two games (I think?) that Selanne played as a 4th-liner before he broke his jaw went very well — limited even strength responsibilities plus top-power-play minutes.

Selanne can do whatever he wants next year, though — he’s the mayor of Anaheim, I think.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 25, 2010 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

thats true…i guess im hoping more for selanne to come back and do whats best for the team then…hope he makes the suggestion….

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 25, 2010 7:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Best for the team:

1. Announce he’s not retiring.
2. Trick Saku Koivu into re-signing dirt-cheap in Anaheim.
3. Retires (or signs cheaply himself).

Could go either way on option 3. :)

OK, I’m off for breakfast — I’ll be internet-dark for a few hours.

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 25, 2010 7:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay lady Suomi for the bronze! Way to win one for the Finnish president.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 25, 2010 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

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I see a little silhouetto of a man 
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango 
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me 
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro 
Magnifico-o-o-o-o 
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me 
He's just a poor boy from a poor family 
Spare him his life from this monstrosity 

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? 
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go 
Let him go 
Bismillah! We will not let you go 
Let him go 
Bismillah! We will not let you go 
Let me go (Will not let you go) 
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never) 
Let me go, o, o, o, o 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no 
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go 
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
Top 3 Sleek rumors overheard at the NHL draft -- in a band called Sleek and the Sleestack's -- it takes Sleek 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes -- is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world, but prefers Pacifico to Dos Equis.
From this L.A. Times article
Projected top NHL draft picks (left to right) Cam Fowler, Tyler Seguin, Taylor Hall, Emerson Etem and Brett Connolly pose during an event in Hollywood on Wednesday. (Maury Phillips / Getty Images / June 24, 2010)

I just realized why both Cam Fowler and Emerson Etem dropped so far in the draft...

Just look at the shirts those two are wearing.

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Pacific Standings

GP W L OTL PT
San Jose 82 51 20 11 113
Phoenix 82 50 25 7 107
Los Angeles 82 46 27 9 101
Anaheim 82 39 32 11 89
Dallas 82 37 31 14 88

(updated 4.12.2010 at 6:21 AM PDT)

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