USA vs. Switzerland, 12 PM (NBC)
Canada vs. Russia, 4:30 (CNBC)
Czech Republic vs. Finland, 7:00 (CNBC)
Slovakia vs. Sweden, 8:55 (CNBC)
Fuck Switzerland. Right, Zapp Brannigan?
Zapp: "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."
That's right! USA! USA! USA!
Let's go Ca-na-da! *clap clap clapclapclap
Uh, Slovakia is pretty cool, I guess? What do you think, Michal Handzus?
Alright, good enough! This is the greatest day of our lives, men! Go hockey, go sports, go time theft! Onward, to victory!