I'm Drunk

by RudyKelly on Feb 28, 2010 10:03 PM PST

Drew Doughty: Hey, Scott, I just wanted to let you know how much it meant playing with you this tournament. You're kind of my hero and-

Scott Niedermayer: -Look Kid, I better get going, I gotta game to get to. I'll see you around.

Drew Doughty: ...Oh. OK. Bye, Scott.

*walks away

Scott Niedermayer: Hey Kid!

*Doughty turns around

Scott Niedermayer: Maybe once the season is over, we can grab a beer.

Drew Doughty: I won't be old enough to drink, Scott.

Scott Niedermayer: *smiles I'll buy it for you.

Drew Doughty: I'd like that.

*They make out

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What the?

Rudy, have you been drinking a bit too much tonight?

by yankeeken on Feb 28, 2010 10:21 PM PST reply actions

Rudy drank Vodka tonight, hence the story about gay love.

"You know? I might not be wealthy or cool or even intelligent," I said to myself. Then I felt like there was more to that sentence, but I guess there wasn’t.

by brokenyard on Feb 28, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions

Good stuff.

"You know? I might not be wealthy or cool or even intelligent," I said to myself. Then I felt like there was more to that sentence, but I guess there wasn’t.

by brokenyard on Feb 28, 2010 10:24 PM PST reply actions

You’re a terrible person and should feel ashamed of yourself. That said…

I imagined in the aftermath Drew pulling what looks like badger fir out of his mouth.

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by Bleys on Feb 28, 2010 11:36 PM PST via mobile reply actions

Scott has the perfect personality to become a bad actor on a bad soap opera.

"You know? I might not be wealthy or cool or even intelligent," I said to myself. Then I felt like there was more to that sentence, but I guess there wasn’t.

by brokenyard on Mar 1, 2010 2:35 AM PST reply actions

Corey Perry: Hey guys, can I come?
In Unision: No.

by Nut on Mar 1, 2010 5:17 AM PST reply actions

They’ll walk away and one of them will say “What a fag.”

"You know? I might not be wealthy or cool or even intelligent," I said to myself. Then I felt like there was more to that sentence, but I guess there wasn’t.

by brokenyard on Mar 1, 2010 5:33 AM PST up reply actions

bad visual … need to wash my brain out now … ugh!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Mar 1, 2010 8:56 AM PST reply actions

Brokeback Canada not so much to your taste, Ang? Aww.

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by Niesy on Mar 1, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions

I may live in the Bay Area, but that doesn’t mean I need the visuals that go with the area. :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Mar 1, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions

But their love is so pure.

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by Niesy on Mar 1, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions

yes but it does nothing for my fantasies … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Mar 1, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions

Umm, er, eh, I can’t comment on mine.

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by Niesy on Mar 1, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions

I have a friend thats a girl..that likes to watch gay “guy” porn…Ill need an explanation…cuz she wont give me one…email me at freshtendrils4@yahoo.com

Im a son of a bitch...I think

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 2, 2010 6:14 AM PST up reply actions

You’ve got to work that one out for yourself, dude. Have fun!

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by Niesy on Mar 2, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions

well if you insist

Im a son of a bitch...I think

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 2, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions

Research, research, research.

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by Niesy on Mar 2, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions

In other words, “Back to our regularly scheduled programming…”

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by Earl Sleek on Mar 1, 2010 8:59 AM PST reply actions

brilliant

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 1, 2010 10:00 AM PST reply actions

Where’s chapter two?!?

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by Niesy on Mar 1, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions

Patrick Marleau: Thanks for inviting me out for a drink, guys, I really appreciate it!
Scott Niedermayer: Uh, no problem Patty. (whispers) Did you invite him?
Drew Doughty: (Shakes head no)
Patrick Marleau: Of course, just because we’re having a drink now doesn’t mean I won’t try to kill you guys next time we play each other!
(Silence)
I mean, I won’t actually try to kill you since we’re pals and everything, but I, uh…
(Silence)
Man I’m buzzed.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 1, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions

hahaha…

I got a snake in my boots!!

GO Team USA!!! GO Bobby Ryan!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 1, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions

Yaaaay!

Can this happen every day? Because I’m pretty sure the rest of us here will chip in for a case of wine coolers if that’s what you need to continue.

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by Niesy on Mar 1, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions

im not sure rudy is down for wine coolers…but I know some awkward person who might be….

Scotty and Patty heading to the liquor store to grab some booze for the candian hockey team after party

Patrick Marleau: So scotty what should we get to drink for tonite?
Scott Niedermayer: Patty go grab some coronas and a bottle of whiskey..also maybe some tequilla I hear babcock tears that up
Patrick Marleau: Oh let me grab some wine coolers…..I really like the pina colada kind..what kind to you think the guys wuill like?
Scott Niedermayer: Um…

Im a son of a bitch...I think

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 2, 2010 6:38 AM PST up reply actions

I just assume wine coolers are Rudy’s drink of choice since he can’t handle vodka.

Pina colada! Ha. Patty also likes getting caught in the rain.

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by Niesy on Mar 2, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions

Patty jokes are hilarious.

"I think people were ready to watch some hockey. We took up enough of everyone’s time."
-Jody Shelley after 87 seconds of hockey fighting against Cam Janssen

by idunno723 on Mar 1, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions

oh goodness…..

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"God forbid Canadians try and feel any pride at all for any of our accomplishments without some American telling us we aren’t quite as good as they are. All things are relative, and relatively speaking, we freaking rule." Pamplemousse
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Mar 1, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions

I guess I should mention that the Kings have allegedly made offers for Alexei Ponikarovsky and (ugh) Ethan Moreau.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 1, 2010 4:13 PM PST reply actions

Why? Its not like they need to change anything.

by Steven Hida on Mar 1, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions

Its not like they need to change anything.

To go how far?

by Mike in OC on Mar 1, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions

I should add:

If the goal is to win the cup this year, then I would disagree. But if the goal is WCF-ish then I beleive that’s correct.

The big question will be if Quick can hold up with that work load he has had, or if he goes Nabokov on you.

by Mike in OC on Mar 1, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions

Who knows. When was the last time they made it this far? I say just play it by ear, you know wing it. Make a trade if its good and for nothing more than picks and or/ prospect switches. And I mean good in respect to the cost.

by Steven Hida on Mar 1, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions

That’s the good thing for them. It’s pretty much all gravy after they make the playoffs. The with the exception of maybe PHX, the pressure is all on the other teams.

by Mike in OC on Mar 1, 2010 4:46 PM PST up reply actions

We could use another winger to fill that Scott Parse/Ted Purcell/Richardson/Moller slot on the third line. It provides insurance in case Williams can’t come back or if he’s ineffective. Lines like these work:

Smyth-Kopitar-Williams
Frolov-Handzus-Simmonds
Poni-Stoll-Brown
Clune-Richardson-Moller

I have no idea why we’d need the worst player on the worst team in the league. Quisp wrote more about possible needs here if you want to take a look.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 1, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions

Let me just get this piece of unreflective lack of analysis out here: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

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by Niesy on Mar 1, 2010 4:51 PM PST up reply actions

Ang Lee < RudyKelly

Most people are less funny when they are drunk. It must be like superjuice for Rudy.

by Cool Dudes on Mar 1, 2010 10:59 PM PST reply actions

He couldn’t have been that drunk, since I didn’t see any typos. But maybe some don’t show it that way, they show it in the level homosexuality in their humor.

"You know? I might not be wealthy or cool or even intelligent," I said to myself. Then I felt like there was more to that sentence, but I guess there wasn’t.

by brokenyard on Mar 1, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions

niice dicck

by Nut on Mar 2, 2010 5:06 AM PST up reply actions

The really uptight dudes who can’t joke about it at all are the ones who are repressing something.

Hmm…

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by Niesy on Mar 2, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions

Balls.

"You know? I might not be wealthy or cool or even intelligent," I said to myself. Then I felt like there was more to that sentence, but I guess there wasn’t.

by brokenyard on Mar 2, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions

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