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Spade and the King of Ptown visit the staples center



Howdy folks!!

your nieghborhood spade here with a recap of last nite's excellent adventure...ill write this journal style:

 

5:15: arrive in pomona at KOP (short for king of ptown) pad. As he mentioned in the comments he had already started with his cheap whiskey and coke...I quickly downed 2 myself and ate some tacos he bought for me...awwww..how sweet right

 

6pm: driving to the staples center...realize we dont have either a cigar cuter or matches for our cigar...fuck...pissed off..blaring "filter" and doing quite well on air drums thank you very much...we also sing the chorus back n forth...fun times indeed

 

6:30pm: arrive at the staples center..down some more jack n cokes before we go in..i scratch my nuts...KOP lets loose a snot rocket....no just kidding...but that would have been funny....plus i dont want to piss him off..youll find out later why

Star-divide

6:40pm: walking around looking for the budwieser lounge...lots of eye candy...the kings ice girls defintaly are on par with the ducks ones...Ck has a funny name for them..forgot...

 

6:45pm: find the lounge and are greated by even hotter chics dressed in blue..holy batfuck batman...i fall in love like 10 times...took a pic with one..i might post later..anyways..kick ass little spot..the honda center should copy and have one of these...i know they got that jack daniels bar but you have to a rich club asshole to get into and proballly they dont allow mexicans...so honda center..pay attention!!!....only problem with this place way overpriced and they dont have well drinks...the hot chics in blue give u a coupon for 2 dollas of bud light...but it didnt help....bought 2 beers and 2 shots of JD came out to $32 holy testicle titties...i felt like i was being raped without lube...but the eye candy softened the blow...Id go back for sure..i was sad I didnt get to meet any Bocers.....

 

7:30pm: find our seats and discover im in the all King section....arrrrgg...one duck fan behind me and a bunch of smelly king assholes..I felt like clean condom surronded by a bunch of dirty just used douchebags...i know that doesnt make any sense but i think its funny

7:30-10:30: dont remember that much...i know blake scored and the douches around me didnt like that one bit...somewhere in chior practice earls antenna probally shot up telling him the rat scored...then we started sucking and i started whining to sleek buggin him in practice...KOP was talking a lot of shit living it up....I ate some nachos and pretty much gave up...only to look up and notice we tied the scored...WTF?...I had a ring I was wearing and cheered one goal..and subsquently it flew off my hand..(it was a ring that used to fit when i was 70lbs heavier) I never did find it..of course no kings fans assited....I was gonna look for it after everyone left but i forgot....doooh!!

 

11:00pm: the drive home...me and the KOP started arguing...about what niether of us could tell you...I probally said somthing like your mom is fat and ugly(which is somthing stupid to say to a  sibling)...or koptiar is a fag...I was also pissed the ducks lost etc...so we decided we needed to fight...we wanted to renact the parros-inavanans fight..so we pulled over to some parking lot and "dropped the gloves"...we started by dancing around..measuring it up.....I channeled my inner parros and pulled way back and threw a punch and al la parros hit nothing but air...then KOP subsequently grabbed me and drove me to the ground MMA style..lucky i had my favorite ducks beanie I only ended up with a bump in my head instead of being scratched up...we did some floor action(fighting guys..no gay homo shit)...ended up with some scratches all over....then we got up and said..."hey why are we fighting? what are we fighting about?" some where i also lost my favoirte fucking beanie,,,,arrrrg...im buying another one..so we got back into the car and sat there for 5 mins ya know to serve our penalty for fighting...i got 2 min for instegating...dont worry folks were fine...all in good times..me and him gonna have an nhl 09 tournament tommorow...thinking back what a great way to end a hockey game....but beware of the KOP..unless you want to taste asphalt

 

all in all great game (the parts i can remember...really shitty we missed out on points...

p.s. thanks for niesy saying she missed me...yay!!!...

p.s.s. im rolling to the next ducks-kings game at the staples center..love that budweiser lounge

p.s.s.s. i got a show tommorow with my band..email me if anyone is intrested

p.s.s.s.s. special thanx to KOP for letting me post this....you guys missed out not joining us at the budwieser lounge

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The King of Ptown aka MMA figher extrondinare, part time cage fighter....full time ladies man

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should the King of Ptown kick spades ass again?
Yes
19 votes
no
5 votes
no just pee in his drink when hes not looking
37 votes

61 votes | Poll has closed

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 5, 2010 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

haha good times in the LBC…still pissed about my beenie…fuck…

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 5, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yea we honored the site…had our own “battle of cali”…he won this round….

didnt have enough time to make a boc shirt

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 5, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

the rat scored

Unfortunately, my house is home to a hairless rat… as a pet. And I’m not kidding when I say I find myself thinking “He looks like Jason Blake”

Ohh! You guys!

by brokenyard on Feb 5, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Any option involving Urine is going to win...

In sadder news, Brian Burke’s son died today. Crazy.

Ohh! You guys!

by brokenyard on Feb 5, 2010 8:20 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, that’s awful. Damn.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Feb 5, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

was he the gay one?…damn sorry burke…that sux

this kinda relates to why we pulled over..didnt want to get into an accident..settled it in a parking lot

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 5, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Spade, I swear your ring popped off at that game we sat in seats together too. You might want to just leave your jewelry at home anytime you drink at a hockey game … :)

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by jamestobrien on Feb 6, 2010 4:34 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t be talkin’ no jibber-jabber about my gold, crazy man. And I ain’t getting on no plane!

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by Earl Sleek on Feb 6, 2010 7:25 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

The King of Ptown

better than King of Shittown I guess.

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Feb 6, 2010 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

I just knew you two would end the night with some “floor action.” Ha ha. BoC missed you, but this was totally worth it.

but the eye candy softened the blow…Id go back for sure

That right there, man, perpetuates the system. But you know, if some shirtless dudes with nice abs were hawking twelve buck Popcornopolis, I’d be game.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Feb 6, 2010 9:34 AM PST reply actions  

This post makes me enjoy the fact that there is no security to get into the tank, free booze by the pant load. And also that we don’t have ice “girls”.

by PigPen on Feb 6, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

I have a lot of names for the ice girls – I don’t know which one you’re referring to.

I was going to come and find you, but when I got the 3rd or 4th text asking me the EXACT same question worded differently every time, I knew you wouldn’t remember anyway…

I can’t believe you don’t remember us hanging out!!!!!! ;)

GO DUCKS!!!
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by SK eleven on Feb 7, 2010 8:43 AM PST reply actions  

I have a lot of names for the ice girls – I don’t know which one you’re referring to.

Well than, lets hear them.

es muy caliente.

by tu madre on Feb 7, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

yea sorry about that…..i probally would have got lost looking for you or ended up back that budwieser lounge…

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

oh and the 3 that voted “no” to the poll love u gals/guys…i owe u a shot and a rub…

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 7, 2010 10:22 AM PST reply actions  

Absolutely amazing. We could turn your stories in to characters for comic relief on CSI or some shit. Then I would actually watch that show.

by JohnQPhats on Feb 8, 2010 8:45 AM PST reply actions  

what u dont like horacio?..i would love to guess star and be the guy he says one of his great lines to…might go like this:

Spade: so this baldy Hockey guy getzlaf..he murdered Ms Givens…wow?

Horacio: Well Spade, for a man whos not known for backchecking he “checked back” on Ms. Givens all right

YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Ghost Faced Hilla gonna regulate in a hockey arena near you!!

GO DUCKS!!!

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Feb 8, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Meh, it just never caught my attention. I have been thinking about a BOC movie that involved a dead hooker. Could be my breakout script.

by JohnQPhats on Feb 8, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

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