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I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand because

When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why

Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because

I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day

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To make this Gameday post a little more Kings-centric

I recommend removing every occurance of the word “drum” in the above song and replacing it with Heidi Androl

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 10, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

This is a perfect username/post combo.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 10, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

For equal opportunity objectification

I vote subbing in Fro.

AWWWWWWW.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how he’s looking at the kid like “Oh really, fool?”

If I accidentally trip and fall down and I have a boner and I fall into a guy's butt repeatedly is that gay?

by brokenyard on Mar 10, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Trust me, all women looking at that see little hearts circling around his head.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

All men (or maybe just me) see the potential for a karate showdown.

If I accidentally trip and fall down and I have a boner and I fall into a guy's butt repeatedly is that gay?

by brokenyard on Mar 10, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hehehe.

You talkin’ to me? I don’t see anyone else here!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 11, 2010 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Frolov’s expression looks like the Haley Joel Osment’s in A.I.

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And for the perverts in the audience...

Substitute in that little kid.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 10, 2010 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

That kid is still missing ever since Fro took an odd interest in him.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Mar 10, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you with a rusty saw.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t accusing Fro of anything — if anything, the kid’s dead from drinking what looks like glitter paint.

http://www.battleofcali.com/

by Earl Sleek on Mar 10, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No way. Fro definitly took him out, just look that kid is flashing gang signs…Fro had no choice…

by Steven Hida on Mar 10, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s wearing Fro’s colors, so the kid’s cool.

“Hey, are you one of mine? Hmm.”

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how this blog draws the line at violating Jessica Rabbit, but not corpses or little kids.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

always helps to know the rules of the site huh?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Mar 10, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

An actual post, now that I have some time

Don’t take this game to mean too much. People are going to try to play it as “Can the Kings hang with the elite teams in the West?” if we lose and especially if we win, but don’t put too much stock in it. This is especially true since we’re playing the Blackhawks and people are going to point out the obvious similarities between the two squads.

Just concentrate on the Kings. We need 7 wins and we have (I think) 18 games to do it. If we win tonight, great! If we lose, not a big deal. Don’t get so tied up in whether we’re good enough to go far in the playoffs until we actually make the playoffs.

Oh, and let’s hope Fro keeps it up tonight. I’m tired of watching Hawks-Kings games and noticing that Patrick Sharp is the best non-top line guy on the ice. It should be Fro every time.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 10, 2010 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

way to go, dickhead

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

I meant this to be linked to Kelly’s above comment talking about how great Patrick Sharp is

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it have to be linked to a comment?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

no, just wanted to clarify who I was calling dickhead

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lucky goal… but the kings were lucky to have not given up a goal before then anyways

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

please no instigator meat train

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

oh god damnit

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking bullshit

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:03 PM PST reply actions  

man, excellent PK

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:08 PM PST reply actions  

Haha Sopel!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

fianlly something to take away from this period

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

finally*
referring to the pressure and penalty

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the battle we’ve shown after coming out flat. Jimmy needs a Ricola.

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

seriously, our announcers are going down! :(

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

All that strain from being Bob for a day. :)

Center Ice is only showing the Chicago feed, despite having many channels open. Bitches.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

thats a shame. gamecenter is showing the kings’ feed

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Sixteen in the clip and one in the hold,
Fro-love and Hand-Z got to regulate

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:34 PM PST reply actions  

zeus blocking shots

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope he’s not hurt.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah!!!

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

Brown! Finally!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

wow, that never works

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

Jones is killing us

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

we’ll take it haha

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

Chicago callers automatically assumed it was someone going off for tripping Toews. Hee hee.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

haha so did nick and fox

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

woot

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

Raccoon power! WOOOOOOOOO!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:49 PM PST reply actions  

Jones…again?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

That was Greene’s bad, he had ample opportunity to play that puck not to a Blackhawk

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it really isn’t safe having them play at the same time

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I wonder if Drewiskie will take Jones’ spot as we near playoffs

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree, especially after that last breakdown

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you mean

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Greene, you boob

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

That was a hardcore voice crack by Jimmy. Glad I’m not the only guy over 25 who still is hampered by this malady

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

This is feeling like a saloon shootout. Piu, piu.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

i wish i could shop where Fro shops

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Watching the replay, that was a real bad angle that Versteeg had when he banked it in. Ah well.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

I will make a Blingee of the King who scores next. I WILL. So score already!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

Seizure-inducing web picture abominations. I would post my Fro + baby one here, but I think I’d get banned.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, what the heck.

It’s so wrong, it’s right.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

GAH so close

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

it’s quiet … are you guys holding your breaths ?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin

by ang6666 on Mar 10, 2010 7:54 PM PST reply actions  

the dust hasn’t settled yet

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

no instigator damnit

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

Errr….whaaaaaat?

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

What do you mean what? He grabbed him more than once….

by Steven Hida on Mar 10, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If that was grabbing, what was everything else in this game?

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by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t tell you I just started watching…

by Steven Hida on Mar 10, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

too much meat train

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

faackeeng sheet

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

lets skate around and do nothing for another minute

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

A solid point, so far…

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

interference!!

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

Matt Greene redeems himself

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 8:12 PM PST reply actions  

For FUCK’S SAKE.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

Way to fucking go Richardson

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

I want to throttle him.

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by Niesy on Mar 10, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Why the fuck would you ever do a blind drop pass in the neutral zone? Especially in OT, especially in 4 on 4, especially against the Hawks…

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Richardson blind pass = WTFuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 10, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the best game for Richie, Simmonds, Greene/Jones, Quick. Overall, pretty good team game, though

by Nut on Mar 10, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Meat Train definitely had the effort tonight, but some of his penalties had me scratching my head. Kudos to Dusty for sticking up for Smyth for that late hit in the third. Boston Bruins fans are jealous of the Kings pugnacity.

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 10, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Clune? Though I always wonder why he even gets into fights and then end up giggling.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 11, 2010 6:30 AM PST up reply actions  

welcome to our world nut…now imagine 10 of those in 1 period…richardson isnt at getzlaf levels quite yet

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that kind of thing is not typical for him. It’s too bad, because he worked very hard in that game.

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by Niesy on Mar 11, 2010 6:51 AM PST up reply actions  

For sure, up until that play he had a great game. He just needed to shoot it in deep, especially because Jarett Stoll was the only guy behind him

by Nut on Mar 11, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He probably couldn’t wait to get to the hotel room and pull the covers over his head and cry himself to sleep.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 11, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Poor bastard. Quick didn’t exactly play it well either. Granted it was a breakaway, but he kinda overreacted

by Nut on Mar 11, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Quick’s reaction really surprised me. Was he charging after Richardson or was he pissed at Sharp for possibly being overly-demonstrative after scoring?

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

well dodger blue balls,,sounds like quick was too quick to a conclusion!!! yaaaaaaaaay!!

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he was trying to get off the ice quickly because he was pissed. O’Donnell stopped him and told him he played a great game and that he had nothing to be upset about. O’Donnell is the team dad.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 11, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

so he took them out for ice cream after? kick ass..i would say he served them sunny d…but that would be team mom

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Call me crazy but I’ve always thought of OD as the mama bear rather than the dad. He would make sure Quick’s fro-yo had extra sprinkles.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 11, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

none of that purple stuff..

by Nut on Mar 11, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

none of that purple stuff..

Leave that for Simmonds.

What? That is NOT racist, he just likes purple stuff. You’re the racist if you think about it.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 11, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

ChocolateBlackNightTrain lover

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i used to joke to my buddy who dated a um..simmonds type girl…so do you have to subsitute “love and kisses on all your pink parts”?

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds plausible. I initially thought Quick was pissed at Brad, but him just wanting to rush off the ice makes a lot more sense.

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Rudy, did you get a chance to see who is coming up to possibly play in Dallas tomorrow?

2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Ahem

I did notice that, yes. Ersberg’ll probably start since he hasn’t played in a month but I hope it’s Bernier.

The West Coast is the Best Coast.

by RudyKelly on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Also: nice sig!

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Mar 11, 2010 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

u dont laugh u cry

2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"

by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

it looked like they wanted to try the flying V. never a good choice

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 8:14 PM PST reply actions  

OMFG did you guys hear him say Anze? That was hillarious

by Steven Hida on Mar 10, 2010 8:15 PM PST reply actions  

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