King Gameday: I Don't Want to Work...
I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy
I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got
Blisters on my hand because
When I get older they think I'm a fool
The teacher told me I should stay after school
She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands
But my licks was so hot
I made the teacher wanna dance
And that's why
Listen to this
Every day when I get home from work
I feel so frustrated
The boss is a jerk
And I get my sticks and go out to the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head
Because
I can bang that drum
Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?
I can do this all day
Preview: Kings win, badum tish!
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To make this Gameday post a little more Kings-centric
I recommend removing every occurance of the word “drum” in the above song and replacing it with Heidi Androl
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 10, 2010 3:32 PM PST reply actions
I like how he’s looking at the kid like “Oh really, fool?”
If I accidentally trip and fall down and I have a boner and I fall into a guy's butt repeatedly is that gay?
Trust me, all women looking at that see little hearts circling around his head.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
hahaha
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
And for the perverts in the audience...
Substitute in that little kid.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
I wasn’t accusing Fro of anything — if anything, the kid’s dead from drinking what looks like glitter paint.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I like how this blog draws the line at violating Jessica Rabbit, but not corpses or little kids.
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always helps to know the rules of the site huh?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Mar 10, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
An actual post, now that I have some time
Don’t take this game to mean too much. People are going to try to play it as “Can the Kings hang with the elite teams in the West?” if we lose and especially if we win, but don’t put too much stock in it. This is especially true since we’re playing the Blackhawks and people are going to point out the obvious similarities between the two squads.
Just concentrate on the Kings. We need 7 wins and we have (I think) 18 games to do it. If we win tonight, great! If we lose, not a big deal. Don’t get so tied up in whether we’re good enough to go far in the playoffs until we actually make the playoffs.
Oh, and let’s hope Fro keeps it up tonight. I’m tired of watching Hawks-Kings games and noticing that Patrick Sharp is the best non-top line guy on the ice. It should be Fro every time.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
oh god damnit
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
finally*
referring to the pressure and penalty
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
seriously, our announcers are going down! :(
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions
All that strain from being Bob for a day. :)
Center Ice is only showing the Chicago feed, despite having many channels open. Bitches.
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thats a shame. gamecenter is showing the kings’ feed
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
zeus blocking shots
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
Chicago callers automatically assumed it was someone going off for tripping Toews. Hee hee.
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haha so did nick and fox
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
it really isn’t safe having them play at the same time
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
i agree, especially after that last breakdown
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
it’s quiet … are you guys holding your breaths ?
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Mar 10, 2010 7:54 PM PST reply actions
the dust hasn’t settled yet
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 10, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Why the fuck would you ever do a blind drop pass in the neutral zone? Especially in OT, especially in 4 on 4, especially against the Hawks…
Richardson blind pass = WTFuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 10, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
Meat Train definitely had the effort tonight, but some of his penalties had me scratching my head. Kudos to Dusty for sticking up for Smyth for that late hit in the third. Boston Bruins fans are jealous of the Kings pugnacity.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 10, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
welcome to our world nut…now imagine 10 of those in 1 period…richardson isnt at getzlaf levels quite yet
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 6:48 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that kind of thing is not typical for him. It’s too bad, because he worked very hard in that game.
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For sure, up until that play he had a great game. He just needed to shoot it in deep, especially because Jarett Stoll was the only guy behind him
He probably couldn’t wait to get to the hotel room and pull the covers over his head and cry himself to sleep.
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Poor bastard. Quick didn’t exactly play it well either. Granted it was a breakaway, but he kinda overreacted
Yeah, Quick’s reaction really surprised me. Was he charging after Richardson or was he pissed at Sharp for possibly being overly-demonstrative after scoring?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
well dodger blue balls,,sounds like quick was too quick to a conclusion!!! yaaaaaaaaay!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
I think he was trying to get off the ice quickly because he was pissed. O’Donnell stopped him and told him he played a great game and that he had nothing to be upset about. O’Donnell is the team dad.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
so he took them out for ice cream after? kick ass..i would say he served them sunny d…but that would be team mom
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
none of that purple stuff..
Leave that for Simmonds.
What? That is NOT racist, he just likes purple stuff. You’re the racist if you think about it.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
ChocolateBlackNightTrain lover
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
i used to joke to my buddy who dated a um..simmonds type girl…so do you have to subsitute “love and kisses on all your pink parts”?
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
That sounds plausible. I initially thought Quick was pissed at Brad, but him just wanting to rush off the ice makes a lot more sense.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Hey Rudy, did you get a chance to see who is coming up to possibly play in Dallas tomorrow?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 11, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Ahem
I did notice that, yes. Ersberg’ll probably start since he hasn’t played in a month but I hope it’s Bernier.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
u dont laugh u cry
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions

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