Top 5 Reasons to watch the ducks finish out the season
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 8:29 AM PST
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I decided to come up with 2 lists...one which is G rated..that could be posted on that shitty ducks website community board..that I hope to gawd none of you go to...and the asshole Boc top 5 list
the ducks are done..we all know that...but there are still reasons to watch...Like you all to add to the list if you can...enjoy
TOP FIVE "G" RATED REASONS TO STILL WATCH THE ANAHEIM DUCKS FINISH OUT THE YEAR:
1. LUBO - you can see why rudy devoted a post to their break up and why he still probally cries naked in the shower Ace ventura style...guy has some skills..his going at it alone and scoring was golden..to see what hes gonna bring to the table next year is reason to watch
2.Bobby Ryan cool move - every other game he seems to do some awesome deke you only thought was possible on nhl 09-10 with the deke stick..I mean shit he does that in real life sometimes...reason to watch
3.Hiller - a cool hiller save is like wood in the morning..or hard nipples for chics..i dunno do they get mornign hardness?(whoops not rated G...flog me)
4.Scotty - no way Scotty comes back to this train wreck of a team..so enjoy watching one of the best ever on his last go around in a ducks uniform..maybe he goes elsewhere or retires..i guarantue though he doesnt come back to be made a fool again
5.Sexton - Always fun to root for the underdawg...and always fun to call him the sex monster or offender..whatever your cup of tea...just dont call him big sexy for christs sake.
TOP FIVE PERVERTED ASSHOLE BOC REASONS TO STILL WATCH THE ANAHEIM DUCKS FINISH OUT THE YEAR:
1.Sex or Ducks hockey? - I mean Ducks hockey is still better than sex (thats a lie) and or most of you arent getting any anyway...so shit
2. A Perry douche trick - thats a no brainer right there
3. Getzlaf - for me its fun to have a goat..now that whitney is gone we get to concentrate on Getz...this is a reason not to watch...but for me I like cussing and getting plowed so its a bonus
4. Shoveling shit? Patton? - When you have your little grandchild on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great year of 2010 you can say you watched the ducks finish out the season and you wont have to say I shoveled shit in lousiana
5. Battle of Cali - the most important reason is to talk shit here...so if you dont watch the games you might not have material...which leads to keeping up on the blog and in turn laughing when the kings and sharks both choke in the playoffs and become dead vaginas
UPDATE:
thought we needed a return of the monkey per the ducks recent struggles
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i dunno do they get mornign hardness?
Hahaha. Have you ever even met a woman? They don’t work like that.
i guarantue though he doesnt come back to be made a fool again
Poor Scotty. I have to think that blank look of horror on his face when the fans were rioting over his stick pretty much sums up this entire season. “This is a trainwreck — and there’s nothing I can do to stop it.”
At least you still have LUBO! And Getzlaf hair jokes.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
Hahaha. Have you ever even met a woman? They don’t work like that.
they do get hard at times..when there cold of course…to my delight yay!!!
Getzlaf hair jokes.
the gift that keeps on giving
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions
and in turn laughing when the kings and sharks both choke in the playoffs
Even if that happens, the Sharks and Kings MADE it to the playoffs buddy … :)
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Mar 11, 2010 9:01 AM PST reply actions
Even if that happens, the Sharks and Kings MADE it to the playoffs buddy … :)
the predators make it almost every year..doesnt make them any more lame…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
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2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 11, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions
Haha…that’s all you can ever say about the Kings and the Sharks. They’ve made it to the playoffs X number of times. How many times have they ever actually made noise in the playoffs?
Sharks = 12 playoff appearances: 4 (33%) 1st round exits, 7 (58%) 2nd round exits, 1 Conference Final exit, and 0 (ZERO) sniffs at Lord Stanley’s Cup!
Kings = 23 playoff appearances: 14 (61%) 1st round exits, 8 2nd round, and 1 COUNT ‘EM one sniff at Lord Stanley’s Cup in the 1992 Loss Finals loss!
Any chance these teams will reverse that trend? I wouldn’t count on it ;-)
You listed 10 reason and none of them have anything to do with Teemu Selanne getting his 600th goal?
Who cares? In base 13, 600 is written as 372. Who the hell cares about the 372nd goal? Just cause it’s a nice round number in base 10? Pfft.
If I accidentally trip and fall down and I have a boner and I fall into a guy's butt repeatedly is that gay?
Who the hell cares about the 372nd goal
If only 8 other players had scored that many goals EVER, it would be a big deal in any base.
i have no idea what any of fuckers are talking about…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
thats why i asked for help adding…so thank you sir!!..i forget lot of shit..like wearing underwear
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 12, 2010 7:41 AM PST up reply actions
Corey Crawford will start in net for the Chicago Blackhawks against the Anaheim Ducks.
hey takes me back to the early mighty ducks days when every team would start there 2nd or 3rd goaltender for lack of respect to rest there number one goalie……first calder called up now this?…first they peed on our grave…now the world is dancing on it…hot doggie
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
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