Praise for the Best Center in Southern California
(I know what you're thinking: what about Chris Kaman? Yeah he's pretty good but he's also a ghoul so screw 'im.)
You know who's pretty awesome? Anze Kopitar. We (and by "we" I mean "I") don't really say it a lot but it's true. Kopitar is indeed awesome. I sometimes overlook him because I'm focusing on Simmonds' progress or how much I hate Ryan Smyth or whether Frolov got a haircut (I think he did). I expect Kopitar to be great so when he achieves my expectations it's just kind of like, "Yeah, great, you did your job. Now get some sleep." But Kopitar is indeed awesome and here are a few reasons why:
1) He might score 40 goals this season. Probably the biggest change in Kopitar's offensive game since he first came into the league is that he's shooting a lot more. When Kopitar was first starting most of his points came on the rush, where he'd get past the defense with a speed move and then hit a trailing man for a scoring opportunity. Now he's not getting those same opportunities to enter with speed in Terry Murray's system so he's adapted by shooting the puck more. Here are his shot totals since he first came into the league in 2006:
2006-07 (72 games): 193 (217 over 82)
2007-08 (82 games): 201
2008-09 (82 games): 234
2009-10 (68 games): 216 (253 over 82)
As you can see, Kopitar has a lot more shots this season than he did in the past. I think the reason for this is threefold: one, he's getting good opportunities from improved linemates this season; two, he's getting more ice time this season; and three, he's been more confident with his shot, especially on the power play.
Kopitar has scored 32 goals in 68 games this season. Barring injury, he's on pace for 37 goals. However, since January 1st he's been on a torrid pace, tallying 16 goals in 27 games. If he can keep up that pace for the rest of the season he should get 40 goals. That would be awesome. Of course, he could fall into another slump like the one he had in December (2 goals in 14 games) and then he won't get near 40 goals. That wouldn't be awesome.
2) He might score the most power play points in the league. Right now Kopitar's tied with Mike Green, Alex Ovechkin, and Steven Stamkos for the league lead in power play points, at 33. Nicklas Backstrom is one point behind them. (Note to self: do not take a penalty against Washington.) Kopitar is tied for 3rd in power play goals. I don't personally love the Kings' power play because it's kind of static but obviously it was designed by Jamie Kompon to play to Anze Kopitar's strengths and Kopitar has responded beautifully this season.
3) He might get nominated for the Lady Byng. I know, no one cares about the Lady Byng, but doesn't Kopitar have the type of resume you see from Lady Byng nominees? He's 13th scoring and he has a lower PIM than all but 3 people ahead of him; one of those 3 is Patrick Kane, though, and it seems like he should be ineligible for the Lady Byng this year since he, you know, punched a cab driver. I don't care too much but hey, why not Kopitar? We should make T-shirts that say, "Kopitar for Lady Byng: Eh, Why Not?" I think we could help him win.
4) He's one of the most used forwards in the league. Kopitar averages 21:54 minutes a game. The only forwards who plays more per game is Ilya Kovalchuk.
5) I'm don't worry about him against almost anyone. The list of forwards I think can beat Kopitar on a regular basis:
That's pretty much it.
So yeah, Anze Kopitar: awesome dude. Let's all sing his praises in the comments. Just write, "Hey, remember where he, you know, scored that goal? That was awesome!" Stuff like that. Here, I'll start it off. Remember when he did this:
That was awesome.
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Im gonna throw up my tiger milk bar i just ate
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 16, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Remember when Anze made Spade throw up his tiger milk bar he just ate? Yeah, that was awesome!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 16, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The Best Center in SoCal and one who regularly kicks Kopitar’s ass (if he knew how to fight we’d see) is Ryan Getzlaf. You are so funny!
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by Bleys on Mar 16, 2010 2:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
one who regularly kicks Kopitar’s ass is Ryan Getzlaf
If the contest was involving male pattern baldness, then you would be correct here.
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 16, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Me, an hour ago:
“Hmm, wonder what I should title this little piece. I know, I’ll make it “The Best Center in Southern California,” then when people are wondering about Getzlaf I’ll hit ‘em with a Chris Kaman reference! That’ll be funny. …Hmm, on second thought, maybe Anaheim fans won’t know how to take a joke and will immediately hijack the comments into yet another Getzlaf vs. Kopitar debate. Nah, they can’t be that insecure, can they?"
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
You’ll have to forgive us…your team is 13th in the Western Conference. I think Ryan Getzlaf is on that team.
Oh good one…will you be posting also when your team (San Jose or LA doesn’t matter) goes flat in the first or second round (mostly likely first unless they meet each other)?
Yeah, I’ll still be posting. I’ve been a Kings fan for eighteen years. Losses don’t faze me one bit.
See us ducks fans forgot what it’s like to lose all the time and be humble.
It’s LA’s turn, let them have it. Kopitar is pretty damn good, so is Getz and Thorton. I bet LA as a team wont mail it in next season because they had a great season this year. I’m not so sure I can say that about any post 2007 Ducks team.
Nah, they can’t be that insecure, can they?
On the contrary, one time I was lifting weights and this hot girl walked in the room so I added on two extra 45’s my bench bar. To this day my shoulder doesn’t work right, but I’m pretty sure that chick was impressed.*
*aroused
If I accidentally trip and fall down and I have a boner and I fall into a guy's butt repeatedly is that gay?
BTW I do like Anze Kopitar! It’s great to see a big guy with super skills put up points and wow the crowd. I think he plays a little soft though…Season to date hits per TSN 63
I still like Ryan Getzlaf better though and I think I’d still like him better even if I weren’t a Ducks fan. I think he brings all of it together skill, size, toughness. Season to date hits per TSN 173 almost triple Kopies.
I gotta go Kopi (team alliances aside)
because his scoring is trending up (he’s already a 30 goal scorer, on the way to being a 40) and he’s 2+ years younger.
Although, Getzlaf had a good season at 22 as well, and he does have the toughness I hope Kopitar develops. I just can’t believe he’s never topped 25 goals in a season.
"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be." -- Peter Gibbons
by dtownmbrown on Mar 17, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I just can’t believe he’s never topped 25 goals in a season.
rudy mentioned this in a past post..there was a game when getz…was in a prime scoring spot right in the middle of the ice..all alone…and instead of shooting for what prtobally would have been a goal…cuz he does have a wicked wrister…he passes BACKWARDS!!!….huuuuh?
that play right there explains it pretty much…your right he should be a 40 goal scorer himself…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
A game?
At least Getz does shoot occasionally. In Sharks land when Thornton passes up a prime scoring opportunity to pass it to somebody (probably through traffic, turning it over) we call that game day, since it happens every single game.
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
Thornton doesn’t have a very good shot though. Getzlaf has one of the best wrist shots in the game.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
SHUT UP ABOUT GETZLAF GODDAMN RUDY WAS JUST JOKING
If I accidentally trip and fall down and I have a boner and I fall into a guy's butt repeatedly is that gay?
by brokenyard on Mar 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha. Don’t forget the jerkiness and whining he brings to the table. My man, you can like Getzlaf all you like. I will take Kopitar. I just felt that the “Best Center in SoCal and one who regularly kicks Kopitar’s ass” was a bit unwarranted, and so some perspective had to be established.
Were you talking about Corey Perry re: jerkiness and whining?
Ah, but the "Best Center in SoCal and one who regularly kicks Kopitar’s ass" goes along with the title of this article AND goes back to Rudy’s post earlier at 2:31 PM ;-)
Fun stuff…
THIS.
What a goal.
"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be." -- Peter Gibbons
by dtownmbrown on Mar 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Cleverness!
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 16, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we counting Olympic success, playing the kind of disciplined game he cannot manage for his own team?
Oh.
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cough cough-cup ring-cough…
my my that horrible cold…
Perry has one too.
and he played the same. his ice time was shit so he had less time to take penalties and such…
And to compare the Team Canada to the Ducks is a bit of a stretch no?
He was in a different role there, also my bet is he was more focused as well, especially after having his chance to play in the olympics almost trashed.
and he was pretty decent in the olympics wasn’t he?
How was “Anjay” I can’t remember..
and he was pretty decent in the olympics wasn’t he?
Yeah, that’s my point. Team Canada and the Ducks aren’t comparable at all, but Getz and Perry kept their dumbass moments under wraps. Winnars!
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I don’t know about under wraps… I’d point you to the round robin game versus the US. who got beat by Kesler for that empty net goal?
"Douglas Murray is a humongous human being." – Drew Remenda
It seems like I’ll be the first to say this on here but this post is completely subjective and opinionated. If you want to talk facts based on statistics, the favor falls heavily with Getzlaf, especially if you include playoffs and the olympics.
Still, I appreciate everything Anze has brought to the league and SoCal in particular. The guy’s got a great set of hands and as you pointed out, is improving rapidly. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for Getzlaf this season. In fact, you’ll definately have a case if you add to your post that Anze is the best center in SoCal this season. I don’t think you’d see any Duck fans on here making a case for Getzlaf because we all know he’s been downright awful at times. Still, he’s our best player and he’s helped lead us to a cup so we’ll support him regardless of his success or failure.
WILL YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GETZLAF
IT WAS A GODDAMN JOKE
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
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If I accidentally trip and fall down and I have a boner and I fall into a guy's butt repeatedly is that gay?
I always found it quite humorous at how much King fans hate Duck fans. Sure I’m not too fond of King fans, but for some reason you guys take this hatred to another level. It musn’t be Cup envy because I distinctly recall this being the case before ’07. No matter, hate on queenies!
I made a joke about centers in pro sports. You missed the point of my joke.
Brokenyard posted a link to steroids because I got angry. You missed the point of his joke.
Nut said he hated Ducks fans because you missed the point of Brokenyard’s joke. You missed the point of his joke.
I don’t think you get jokes. Are you a robot. I think you are.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Woah! You sure got me there! You really remind me of how low the intellect is on most of the King fans I’ve met. It’s really depressing that the worst fans live just a few miles away. Why can’t the Kings relocate to Maine or something? That way I wouldn’t have to hear with a bunch of drunk, fat, chodes yell at me and my girlfriend saying, “De dukz r in last place! Da duh duh duh duh, DUKZ SUCK!”
I actually found it quite funny at how stupid the majority of King fans are. Seems as though that’s the only thing about this post that I can laugh about.
you didnt like any of my humor?…you make me a sad panda
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 18, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions
i wish andrew bynum would stop be inconsistant and be the dominant force he could be and be the best center in socal…that would be awesome
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Atwatersdfgd’s post was easier to read than this…
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 16, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
cant belive im defending rudy (even after looked at my cock last friday and giggled)
but look fellow ducks fans…I appreciate your fire…spirit (somthing the ducks players have lacked themselves except maybe koivu) but we suck donkey balls and these arguments your making is like coming out of the ocean and your swim trunks falling off and having your shrinkage being exposed and still trying make an argument……I mean you can stomp your feet…talk eloquently…make the best points in the world but the simple fact is your shrunken raisen looking penis is exposed….the people on the beach and just staring and laughing at that instead of taking your seriously….your better off quickly pulling up your pants…laughing with them and getting the fuck outta there….right now rudy and his goons are rolling the dice there gonna do well in the playoffs…maybe so…or maybe not…..just be patient there may be a time in the near future we can have a pissing contest..just not now
and hes right hes being sarcasit…or joking..thats the Boc way
right now duck fans lets concentrate on using our will powers to get teemu the greatest duck ever to get his 600th and lets bask in that glow when it comes
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 6:39 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
your brother is a riot..from what I remember…dont want to kiss and tell too much(im keeping my rudy moments to myself..fuck you all!!)…but Ill explain my comment above for everyones amusment:
cant belive im defending rudy (even after looked at my cock last friday and giggled)
we had the weird awkward marleau moment we always talk about here in Boc…(Id like to think rudy intentionally followed me to the pisser…)..anyways drunk off our muthafuckin arse…we get in one of those pee lines..there were like 6 of them…so i get in line…and whos the first person I see to my left? none other than rudy “not scruffy” kelly….and we both realize that the way the line is going were gonna be side by side…we give each other the marleau looks…then I tell rudy “Ill save you the trouble…my cock is slightly crooked to the right”…then when we got to the stall…i turned the other way…not knowing if rudy looked my way……all I remmeber was feeling uneasy and violated…
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ll pretend I didn’t look if you pretend you didn’t enjoy it.
Also, just so everyone knows, Spade kept telling me I looked exactly like one of his friends and then sent me a picture of said friend the next day. The dude was some chubby Italian guy. I’m not chubby or Italian and I’m barely a guy. Spade is racist.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
i think thats why I turned away..I was afraid you might be looking and smiling…and was afraid that could ruin things somehow…..
i equate it to a dog humping your leg…somtimes you just let him ride it out finish his buisness instead of disrupting things
Spade is racist.
yea you crackas!!! all look the same!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
yea you crackas!!! all look the same!!
that reminds me..nashiville had a umm….wayne simmonds kinda player…..and I kept telling rudy hey look there goes wayne simmonds!!!…rudy didnt find that amusing..even when i pointed it out like 10 times
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I owe you a case of Patron for that story. And some scooby snacks
In Dinglebarn We Trust
I had too many patron shots that nite…but im always up for scooby snacks…(not the drink version…one does exist..too sweet for me)
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I always assumed Scooby snacks were bacon-flavored and deep-fried. Or fried in bacon fat, like truly great chicken.
Now I’m hungry.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
scooby used to down a whole 10-layer sandwhich in one biteswallow….so those scooby snacks had to have enough juice to keep that dog happy…so your probally right
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently this is also how Drew Doughty meet Gretzky…wonder if he checked to see if he truly was “the Great One”.
he wanted to the check the curvature of his stick..see if it was legal….ron wilson style
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
spot on spade. even if you love Getzlaf and feel the need to defend him, you must be a little pissed at him this season. If not, you have not been watching.
I honestly am starting to question it, even though i know this is a joke post. The problem is, in hockey, once everyone knows your a hot-head, they can control you. I think Getz is a hot head, and I think teams have exposed him at times this season. That’s a weakness to his game.
and Steven Stamkos for the league lead in power play points, at 33
I guess that guy was worth all the hype..wheres sleek…i know dick about the nhl lottery…since we suck balls are we eligable for the lottery? is there a chance we could get some top pick?…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions
We don’t suck enough…Sad but true.
at least we have Lubo..
by Steven Hida on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
You guys are 8th right now, so the highest you could go up if you won the lottery would be 3rd.
Where is Earl, anyway? He literally has nothing better to do than write on a hockey blog.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
when I fire up my xbox hes usually on watching videos…I assume the lost series he keeps jerking off about…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
theres some hope :
http://www.battleofcali.com/2010/3/16/1376169/ducks-trying-to-make-no-one-watch
we might get a better position yet!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 17, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
That is some funny shit. I’m almost embarrassed to talk about Kopitar moments at this point, but how about him undressing pronger for his first goal?
Fucking Kopitar.
by GOOLIAN on Mar 17, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You’ve gotta be some kind of dumbass to post something like this and not expect to hear duck fans argue about Getzlaf.
Grow a brain and stop whining dipshits.
I don’t know if I care too much in any definitive “who’s better based on what sample” argument — it’s close enough where I’m pleased with the salary differential, I guess.
Next season Joe Thornton costs $7.2M, Anze Kopitar costs $6.0M ($6.8 cap), Ryan Getzlaf costs $5.1M ($5.3 cap). The fact that he’s in the right company is probably good enough.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
agreed
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 18, 2010 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Trying to vindicate your championing of Ryan Getzlaf by lamenting the idiocy of the supporters of a certain Slovenian centerman (and also of referring to the patron of this blog as ‘some kind of dumbass’) is what some may term juvenile. Was that an erudite enough response for you? If not, may I present to a response in a coarser, more vulgar tongue. FUCK OFF!
by klink3115 on Mar 18, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I do…you dont know how many times ive cried in my pillow…..sniffle….
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 19, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions

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