Kings Gameday: Welcome Back, Bob
Vin Scully is kind of like a grandfather. Like most people growing up in Los Angeles, I grew up listening to Scully on the radio or television and I was always comforted by how he never got too high or too low, how he never took any loss to hard, how I always knew there was a game the next day and Vin would be there with me to explain it.
Chick Hearn was kind of like that crazy drunk uncle that your mom doesn't like but you think is hilarious. He was biased as hell and you were never quite sure what he was talking about, but he was fun and vibrant and he made you excited to be watching basketball.
Keith Jackson always reminded me of an extended cousin, because I only saw him a few times a year (usually on holidays) but he was always really great and I felt like I had known him for a long time.
Bob Miller... doesn't feel like a family member. Bob's more like your dad's work friend; you know he's a funny, pleasant guy, but he never really shows that around you.
Those 4 are the giants of Southern California, the Mount Rushmore of announcers, and I grew up listening to all of them. 2 of them are gone now; Chick Hearn is dead and Keith Jackson is pretty much retired. Vin's retiring next year (and he only does division games now anyway), so Bob's pretty much the only one left. I never really gave much thought to the idea that Bob is going to be gone soon but this recent illness kind of reminded me that yeah, Bob doesn't have too many years left. He's starting to flub a few more names than he used to and he's starting to confuse numbers more than he used to. I'm conflicted between feelings that I don't want Bob to ever leave and my feeling that I don't want to see him mess up anymore. I don't know, it's tough. Ultimately I want him to stay just because I don't know what a Kings game, or even a Kings team, would be like without him.
Probably my favorite thing about Bob, and this is true of pretty much all 4 announcers I mentioned above, is that they always put the action first. Announcers today generally talk about story lines and give their own opinion a lot more than they used to and I'm not a big fan of it. Compare Bob and Jimmy to, say, Drew and Randy up in San Jose. Bob and Jimmy rarely talk to each other during the period. Bob will do the play-by-play, Jimmy will mention something he's picked up during a break in the action, and then Bob will start doing play-by-play when the puck drops. Very rarely do they ever actually have a conversation. (It's probably because Bob Miller secretly hates Jim Fox.) Drew and Randy, on the other hand, have conversations regularly, some times while the action is going on. I know why they do that more now (it engages the audience more, it allows them to create a clear narrative) but I'm just used to it the other way. Whoever the Kings hire to replace Bob will likely follow that newer style and I probably won't like it.
I hope Bob is around for longer purely for selfish reasons but I know the day is soon going to come where he doesn't want to do Kings games anymore. Whether he's on the air or not, I hope Bob can one day see the Kings win a Cup. More than anyone, he deserves it. But for now, I guess I'll just pop on the TV and enjoy him for a little while longer. I hope.
Prediction: The Kings score late and Bob does that thing where he yells, "He Sco-ores!" and his voice cracks halfway through scores. I love it when he does that.
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Let’s not get all sentimental yet. Bob (and the Kings) still have a plenty of business to take care of this season. In other news, I’m quite glad that no one is going to start posting on how Brian Hayward kicks Bob’s ass. I think this is something we can all agree on.
Usually it takes about three comments to turn to Hayward-bashing. Good work.
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My apologies if you thought that was Hayward bashing. It was just commenting on the turn that the comments on Rudy’s last post took. I could’ve said John Ahlers and the meaning would have been the same. I was just glad it wasn’t going to turn into the getzlaf-kopitar debate all over again.
Bob Miller… doesn’t feel like a family member.
That’s true for you — but to me, he’s definitely my TV grandpa, and a swell guy to boot. I’ve been listening to him since I was tiny, and having Center Ice and getting to hear his voice again on a regular basis felt like coming home.
One thing people never mention that I really appreciate about him and Jimmy is how friendly and approachable they are — if you were a fan near the press box, you could chat with them before the game. (I haven’t done that in years, but I’ll always remember it.)
I also love the passion for the team he brings (“Do the Pumpernicholl, Bernie!”). And the fact that he’ll call out Don Cherry. Usually he’s all business, but those flashes don’t come out of nowhere.
I LOVE BOB. Bring him the Cup, Kings.
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That one time a couple years ago where he called out the Kings for lack of effort was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, precisely because Bob tries so hard to not let stuff like that come out most of the time.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Oh yeah. He can definitely take them to task.
One thing I’ve never questioned is that when the Kings struggle it actually pains him, just like winning brings him joy. I don’t know how to describe it. He doesn’t reach homer status, but I feel the emotion there nevertheless. Maybe it’s the collective experience.
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sucks that younger generations wont know the golden 4….how do i explain to my son?…have to get old game film on dvd or somthing…chickie baby i miss u maaaaaaaan!!!
I agree i talk to chick like 2 times..he was totally awesome and gracious
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 18, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Good article, kid. Bob Miller can never receive all the praise that he rightfully deserves. Have we started the pool yet for which Blackhawks Defenseman gets knocked out of the game tonight? My money’s on Sopel. The Kings need to show him thanks for netting them the draft pick that was used to draft MeatTrain in 2007.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 18, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
It’ll be a sad day when Poppa Bob isn’t calling the games. We better get it done before he leaves. No one can replace him, but my top picks would be to steal the Hurricanes guy (#1) or the Blackhawks guy (#2)
What? No Hayward?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 18, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
that was a good laugh before i headed home thanx…
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 18, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I never imagined Hayward as the type of man who would allow a little ol’ thing like Logistics get in his way.
Or objectivity for that matter…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 18, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
hayward? who once called yzerman
“the most hated man in hockey” — and last night said Seabrook was faking?
Wait till this year.
Bob will die on the air before he decides to retire
They should put a Bob statue next to the Gretzky one and bury him under it. Put a speaker in the thing and set it to go off every time the goal-light in the Kings end goes off. “He scores!”
Wait till this year.
by Quisp on Mar 18, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Let me clarify
I meant to say, “Bob would sooner die on the air than retire before the Kings have won a cup.”
Wait till this year.
I figure they’re going to get a lot of extra-careful “Sorry for effing up last night and all” kind of calls.
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I’m not sure the refs are gonna take it out on us with all the “make-up calls”. Really, only thing they really fucked up on last night was not giving Wisniewski more penalties.
Denis Gauthier sucks at hockey... and life.
There are waaaaay too many Hawks fans at Staples Center© tonight. I swear they’re spreading faster than syphilis and Red Wings fans combined.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Ratfarts. Kings lose and San Diego State lose tonight. I’m gonna watch Silkwood to cheer myself up…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 18, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
With only 12 games left in the season, I still can’t get used to Ryan Smyth being a veteran presence in the locker room for the Kings. Especially when he’s the “go to interview” after a tough loss like tonight. That’s 88.7% the fault of your Smyth vitriol, Rudy.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions
Great, now Vin’s falling. Please don’t die, Vin.
That’s 88.7% the fault of your Smyth vitriol, Rudy.
The other 11.3%:
-The giant butt end on his stick: 4.2%
-The fact that he uses a two-piece stick: 1.7%
-Because he never wears his helmet during warm-ups: 2.1%
-Him sucking balls the past few games: 3.3%
-His nose: Infinity percent
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Great, now Vin’s falling. Please don’t die, Vin.
u jinxed our redheaded beloved dodgers annoucer rudy thanks asshole
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 19, 2010 8:26 AM PDT reply actions
im having a farmer john hot dog today…hopefully that helps someone in his recovery
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 19, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
*somehow…dooh!!!
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 19, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
New lines in practice, what a surprise:
Richardson-Kopitar-Simmonds
Modin-Handzus-Brown
Frolov-Halpern-Williams
Smyth-Stoll-Parse
Ivanans-Clune
I’m glad the old top line is split up but I don’t know about Halpern-Williams. Anyone want to convince me? Oh, and I refused to watch the third last night, so I have no idea if he tried some of these already.
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TM: I gotta change these lines and send a wakeup call.
JK: You change the lines every game, Murph.
TM: …I do?
MH: Er. Yeah. We thought you knew that.
TM: Hmph. Well. This time they’ll be REALLY nuts. Think Kopi will like skating with…Ivanans? Ha-HA!
JK: Are you sure tha—
TM: Fetch me my dice.
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