Kings Gameday: A Poem of My Own
by RudyKelly on Mar 22, 2010 10:23 AM PDT
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Congrats to Teemu
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I was watching Seinfeld the other day and there was a scene taking place in George's apartment. (He was trying to delay his wedding to Susan, it was hilarious.) Anyway, while they were fighting or whatever I noticed something strange in George's room. There was a Yankees poster that said, "Pride" on one side and "Power" on the other. I thought for a second because it sounded familiar and then I muttered, "Goddammit Dean." We're not the fucking Yankees, you East Coast son of a bitch.
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The Kings have the best 4th line in hockey tonight: Frolov-Halpern-WIlliams. I've given up on Terry Murray; he's a good coach and he has a good system, but he's also a lunatic and he will always hate Alexander Frolov for weird reasons. I assume this is a lesson he's trying to instill before the playoffs to make sure Fro is on top of his game, but it seems weird to single out Frolov when he's been our best forward since the Olympic break and our other left wingers have all been terrible. Oh well, Fro will probably pot 2 goals tonight and go back to where he's supposed to be for a few games before he sneezes and gets benched again. Sigh.
Prediction: Kings win, 4-3. Goals by Fro, Kopitar, Simmonds and Doughty. Craig Anderson finally turns into a pumpkin.
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Finnish people suck
But You and Jari are cool
Congrats to Teemu
your straight to the point observations, poems, etc. are appreciated, celebrated and just fuckin awesome
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions
to add.. i nominate you to replace george mithcell in the middle east..think wed have a peace deal done already…im not sure how the negotiations would go..but maybe like this
RUDY KELLY: hey assholes you guys live here..u live there……
drawing boudaries
ok now shut the fuck up..
Rudy would become a nobel peace winner..who would have thought
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
With all due respect, I do not suck…
yes, pleaseGoals by Fro, Kopitar, Simmonds and Doughty.
Я утону, пойду ко дну
Глубже и глубже с каждым движеньем
Cheer up
You could be Norwegian…
In Dinglebarn We Trust
by Niesy on Mar 22, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i cant belive thats real to be honest holy fuck
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yea…has to be photoshopped…cant belive a national team would wear those..
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Burn villages, murder little girls, wear goofy pants: That’s the Norwegian way.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Craig Anderson finally turns into a pumpkin.
That happened last night, I think. Anderson got added to Troy Bodie’s short list of goalies he’s beaten.
http://www.battleofcali.com/
i think even it was the first goal of the game…if bodie scores a clean goal on you…you should get yanked
2009-2010 Anaheim Ducks.."Hey at least its not crack!!"
by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Mar 22, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Anderson’s allowed to turn back into a pumpkin now because I lost my playoff game in fantasy hockey. Somehow Earl is great at fantasy sports. If it’s tangentially related to sports but still doesn’t require any physical exertion, Earl’s great at it.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Terry Murray's irrational hatred of Frolov
may have something to do with the fact that, in the third period of a one goal game with playoff implications, it might be a good idea to keep the forward with the team-worst GAON/60 on the bench.
Wait till this year.
Guess we better call Oscar Moller back up so Fro doesn’t have the worst defensive numbers on the team.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
But Moller gets the Ivanans Exemption.
Nobody has a lower QUALTEAM # than Moller, except of course Harrold and Ivanans. Although I guess Moller could be dragging those two down…
Wait till this year.
Part of me thinks Terry Murray is just fucking with people at this point.
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Or sniffing glue.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Jere Karalahti does not appreciate your poem…so he told me when he brought my stuffed-crust and Hershey’s Dunkers.
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Mar 22, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions
That sounds dirty.
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Once you go Finn, you always sleep in…just made that up.
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Mar 22, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss that crazy asshole. well, the one that played well and didn’t take too many dumb penalties
Я утону, пойду ко дну
Глубже и глубже с каждым движеньем
AND
wasn’t trying to smuggle amphetamines into the country.
Crazy bastard indeed.
by 88fingerslukee on Mar 22, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the lines so far. Halpern needs to do something. So far he’s as noticable as Rob Scuderi, which is good if you’re a defenseman, but not so good for forward.
by Nut on Mar 22, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
MEAT TRAIN!!!!!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Great the meat train is but not crunktastic yet he is. Yeesssssss.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Nut had alluded to that earlier in this thread. If you’re looking for contributions on offense, then he certainly could be considered invisible. But as the Kings head into the home stretch, you’ll notice him more for doing the subtle things like backchecking and winning faceoffs.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
True enough
I suppose it’s because you don’t hear his name called very often. Though I’m also watching the insufferable Avs announcers. The price you pay for the only HD feed.
by 88fingerslukee on Mar 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You do have a point, though. Halpern has mostly been getting 4th line duties since the trade and I bet his TOI would rank among the lowest of the forwards
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
In the spirit of the day, I really wish TV Grandpa Bob had worn an Admiral Akbar mask during the second intermission. Actually, PAtrick O’Neil would be better for Akbar because Patrick already has the matching skin tones for Admiral Akbar…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Is that the 5-Hour Energy Drink guy?
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Smyth puts one home while thinking “I hope Rudy can finally accept me!”
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Nice to see Darcy Tucker doing his best to ensure that doucheyness never goes out of style.
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
I hope FroFan doesn’t mind my adding some deep spiritual thoughts to that image.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
by Niesy on Mar 22, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh shit, Niesy. This another 1 in 500 from you! It sooo deserves to turn green!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
dear god, its beautiful
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Mar 23, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Scuderi got twisted into a goddamned preztel by Stasey, too..
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
okay what happened? watching the scores on NHL and it said 3-2 Kings with 7 seconds left … then it flashed and said 3-3 with 59 seconds left … what gives??
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
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by ang6666 on Mar 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
this isn’t telling me what happened!
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Mar 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Too soon, Ang. Too soon
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. That actually makes a lot of sense. I started watching in about the last two minutes…
by Steven Hida on Mar 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’s Joe Sakic’s damned snowblower when we need it???
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
holy cow … just saw the highlights of the Wings vs Pens game … Howard had Crosby??
Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security" -- Benjamin Franklin
by ang6666 on Mar 22, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks for bringing the good luck with you…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wayne, found any sticks you haven’t broken yet?
We ain’t found shit!
The West Coast is the Best Coast.
Ryan Smyth was skating at Ludicrious Speed tonight…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Truthiest comment of the night, Rudy
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmmm…DOUGHNUTS!!!!!
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
If I make Number Eight doughnuts, what kind of frosting should they have? Chocolate? Purple? Canadian maple? These are things I actually think about.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
I feel not so fresh afterr reading this…
2009-10 Kings Hockey: Delivering Milk Steaks from the Meat Train at an arena near you!
by DodgerBlueBalls on Mar 22, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait for the postgame quotes, where all the Fro haters will call him invisible.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
Well its not like they’d be wrong….
Not that he really had a choice in the matter, wtf did he do btw?
by Steven Hida on Mar 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the official explanation. I would be more okay with it if occasionally he kicked Brown’s ass too.
In Dinglebarn We Trust
Sounds like typical coach bullshit, maybe he doesn’t want to mess with Brown because of the C on his shirt…Or he just hates Fro.
by Steven Hida on Mar 22, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
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