The Official Petition to Save Andrew Alberts
by RudyKelly on Apr 15, 2010 11:11 PM PDT
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Dear NHL,
We, the undersigned, do hereby state our dismay at the recent ejection of Andrew Alberts from Game 1 of the Vancouver Canucks/ Los Angeles Kings playoff series. Alberts clearly boarded Brad Richardson during the 2nd period, and we do not deny that. But we do not feel Alberts deserved to be ejected. Alberts is a difference maker for the Vancouver Canucks and was far too important to the outcome of the game to eject him. Even more egregious would be to suspend him from future games in this series. For the good of the Vancouver Canucks, the Los Angeles Kings, the National Hockey League, and the human race, Andrew Alberts must be allowed to play in the next game.
Sincerely,
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Funny. And something that Canucks fans can agree with. The sentiment anyhow.
Aaron Rome is probably back in Game 2…so…sorry, no more AA for you.
http://intenttoblow.com/?p=448
Reporters asked Sedin how he could possibly have accomplished the feat.
"Look guys, I don’t know how to say this any other way, I’m really fucking fast. I’m like a greased up Pavel Bure that craps lightning," he said.
Hell, I’ll sign. He may not get suspended anyways — last spring Mike Brown served his penance through ejection only.
No side petition to suspend Randy Jones?
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Can we just suspend Matt Cooke instead still?
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Jibblescribbits: C'mon over and waste some time
by Jibblescribbits on Apr 15, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Along the same lines, I was just thinking I hope he gets a least 10 games. Throw the book at him, it’s time to take a stand, Colin “Wheel of Fortune” Campbell.
(And that’ll be one less dumb ass dman to take stupid ass penalties.)
Though your boy Drew wasn’t doing so bad either…
Throw the book at him
Whoa, let’s not get carried away. That’s reserved for guys in Ducks sweaters only.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
I never knew you a plyon could board someone
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 16, 2010 5:18 AM PDT reply actions
Hm, maybe this will help generate some more signatures / discussion / hate mail.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
by Earl Sleek on Apr 16, 2010 7:20 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Sigh...
It’s true. Wide open nets are terrifying places to shoot poor, innocent pucks into.
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die! Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 16, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, that’s the inspiration for sure.
But there’s still hope for sure — Ilya Bryzgalov started his playoff career with a tough OT loss on the road but won that series. Gonna be a huge game tomorrow.
"Ridin’ The Meat Train & Dreaming of Jack’s Johnson All Summer Long!"
http://www.battleofcali.com/
Is this really a save Andrew Alberts petition or a
please let him dress for the next game so the Kings can murder him petition?
I'm warning you! I have ADHD and I know how to use it!!!
Dear Colin Campbell,
What Rudy said.
Your pal,
DodgerBlueBalls
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 16, 2010 8:37 AM PDT reply actions
Mark it zero!
In reference to the number of games suspended…
by Booby_McNipples on Apr 16, 2010 9:51 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Hey, nice marmot!
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 16, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
But I hate the fucking Eagles, man…
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 16, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't roll on Shabbas!
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by Yankee Canuck on Apr 16, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
They're going to cut off your Johnson...
(I get double points for the LA Kings reference)
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That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 16, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
by Yankee Canuck on Apr 16, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
or as they dubbed it for tv broadcast
this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
Wait till this year.
“Alright, it’s fucking zero…are you happy, you crazy fuck?”
-Smokey
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Apr 16, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
NICE!
I like the post.
It eases the pain of the loss. Check that, the alcohol is doing that.
But it was an amusing diversion none the less.
I would like to request something like about how Canadiens are dumbasses for tomorrow please.
Dear Colin Campbell,
Every Canadian in the arena around me thought that was an ordinary check. They know the most about hockey so I think you should believe them.
Sincerely,
Niesy
PS Randy Jones is a predator
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by Niesy on Apr 17, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
P.P.S. And she’s not talking about Nashville, either!
and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.
by DodgerBlueBalls on Apr 17, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
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