Sharks Gameday: Altitude Sickness
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty,
many souls must be trampled."
-Hunter S. Thompson
Game two was like those dreams I used to have when I snorted NyQuil. I only remember bits and pieces, but I think somebody scored a goal off of a throat or something? And wasn't Nabokov playing goalie nude? I'm almost certain of that.
The ending is a little clearer in my memory: Rob Blake pulled out a machete and chopped T.J. Galliardi into pieces, then Adam Foote got a penalty for baking a cake, and finally Devin Setoguchi scored and fireworks shot out of his dick. I think.
Anyways! I think plenty has been said about the chaos and insanity that was Friday night's game, so let's focus on the future. The Sharks skate into the world's largest Pepsi can tonight at 6:30, hoping to build off of the incredible emotion of their win. Although it was only a one goal win, you've got to think the Avalanche were pissed with their performance. They were badly out-shot and gave up the lead FIVE SEPARATE TIMES. Is that a record? I can't figure out what the hell to put into Google to find that out. Regardless, the Avalanche will definitely be looking to clamp down defensively.
How much can or should the Sharks try to change their game? They won, they showed incredible determination to keep clawing their way back into it, they got a ton of shots, and they dominated physically. However, there were some glaring defensive breakdowns (I'm looking at you, Douglas Murray) and Nabokov looked stunned for a large portion of the game. Since Nabby got his game back in the overtime, I'm not really concerned there. And since the defense did limit the Avs' shots so much throughout the game, that's probably going to be okay too. Barring any more freaky bounces or hockey-god wrath, the Sharks should be able to put up another win tonight.
To finish up here, I went to all the trouble of determining the average height and weight of the players in game two and then the stats aren't really notable one way or the other. I hate it when that happens. Well, if you're interested, here it is:
Sharks
Average Height - 6 ft 1 and 1/3 inches
Average Weight - 206 lbs
Average Age - 28.7 years
Avalanche
Average Height - 6 ft and 1/3 inches
Average Weight - 199 lbs
Average Age - 26.4 years
Yeah whatever, that was a waste of time. I should have just made a cartoon.
The top line looked much better in game two than game one, despite their lack of goals. Thornton had a sweet pass and Heatley and Marleau continued to be just on the edge of putting on in the net. I think tonight's the night when the big three show up big time, and I can't wait to see it.
Prediction: Sharks win 3-1, goals by Setoguchi, Marleau, and Heatley. Rob Blake sneezes and Avalanche fans piss themselves and call for his execution.
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I had a dream where the Sharks absolutely destroyed the Avs
Rob Blake had a hat trick. Please let this happen.
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Over at Fear the Fin in the gameday thread, I started this really long chain where we just gave hat tricks to everbody. The whole team, the coaching staf, the refs, the broadcasters, the Avalanche scoring into their own net, it was funny.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 18, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No idea what this even means.
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I read the thread and still don’t know what it means.
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just praying
everyone gets a hatrick thats all..
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 18, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just bored and having some fun and making a ridiculous, unpossible prediction.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 18, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
All it means is that I predicted everyone would have a hat trick, just for the hell of it.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 18, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Good stuff
We will see how the battle goes tonight…am happy for Setoguchi and I am going to wear his shirt again….as stinky as it is at this point, it seemed to work. I have a no laundry rule on Sundays…….(and a lot of other days)
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Rob Blake sneezes and Avalanche fans piss themselves and call for his execution.
This pretty much is already happening, right?
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by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions
Did anyone have any idea it would be this… deafening? It’s literally all I hear or see whenever I look at Colorado publications and blogs.
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best to not read it … I know YOU sorta have to, but it’s like they are preparing themselves with excuses for not winning a series before the series has ended … know what I mean?
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Yeah, the writers at MHH are generally pretty level-headed, but I’m mostly surprised at the Post’s whining. It’s embarrassing.
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I just read through their game day thread. Apparently one of our posters got them all riled up on Dan Boyle.
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I know a bit about deafening suspension yelling, but typically ours has come from Detroit or Canada — didn’t know that Colorado got into that, too. Still, beware of the guy on a high horse — he won’t be talked down, likely.
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The greatest part about it is that they named Claude Lemieux the 11th Greatest Av of All-Time.
That’s the primary reason I’ve tried to ignore getting into a comment fight during the series. People like that just can’t be reasoned with.
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Tell me about it — try defending Corey Perry to Ruben sometime. :)
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At this point I completely understand what it’s like to be a Ducks fan (minus the cup). It’s hilarious, how do you not go to bed laughing every night?
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I had trouble for a bit, then the team helped me out by dropping to 15th place.
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They traded Pronger
They have no one to blame but themselves.
It’s like invading Afghanistan, you know how it’s going to end before you ever do it… You say “We’re too good for it to happen to us” and then you do it anyway.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, this is a joke, right? It’s like an article written by a huge cliche of himself. Oh, I love how far under the skin the Sharks have gotten in Denver. This is so friggin glorious….
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by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 18, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Grizzled old goons?
Hack beat writers make me laugh.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 18, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this is what happens when non-hockey columnists contribute during the playoffs. Watch out for the SJ Mercury News’ Tim Kawakami, that dude knows nothing about hockey.
He sort of fits right in with the Sharks fanbase then?
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by Buck Turgidson on Apr 18, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, we Sharks faithful are very hockey-smart.
Most of us atleast.
by Icing On The Power Play on Apr 18, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy is insane. If Rob Blake wasn’t playing and bringing up the team average, the Sharks age would be basically the same as the Avs. The Sharks don’t have any more "old-timers" than the Avalanche, really.
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I found this blog post from the Denver Post amusing. It says the Sharks didn’t care much for the hit on Galiardi. Apparently Galiardi didn’t either:
"I shouldn’t have brought the puck across the middle in the first place," Galiardi said. "It was kind of uncharacteristic. I kind of lost it in my skates and all I remember is getting up and I didn’t have a helmet on.
As far as the lack of a penalty on the play, Galiardi said, "I’m a 21-year-old guy and it’s my first playoffs. I’ll let the officials do their job out there."
-WTC
and finally Devin Setoguchi scored and fireworks shot out of his dick. I think.
i would so sign up for the procedure to be able to do this…i mean what a conversation starter right?
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 18, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
It must be REALLY awkaward for Setoguchi when he gets with a girl
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 18, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
“Oh God baby, it’s like your, exploding, inside of me!”
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That’s so wrong… But funny as fuck.
by skilletboy on Apr 18, 2010 3:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
“For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.”
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Many Bothans must have died to bring you that quote.
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where is that quote originally from?
I saw it on my Jon Stewart secret government poster.
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by Diamondback15 on Apr 18, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Star Wars.
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As I recall
The name of the movie is:
Star Wars
Return of the Jedi
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Ahem.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
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OH, okay, It's been awhile since I've seen that movie.
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by Diamondback15 on Apr 18, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Good preview. Murray was running around like a chicken with his head cut off last night, needs to play a more conservative game in Denver.
Should be an exciting tilt.
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As long as he still gets to knock off the occasional avalanche head.
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by Diamondback15 on Apr 18, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Nabby got his game back in the overtime, I’m not really concerned there.
Heh, four straight saves. Let’s ignore everything else. :)
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It’s weird how making a few key saves with the game on the line can be reassuring, but it is. The thing is, Nabby doesn’t need to be spectacular for the Sharks to win, and I’m confident he’ll be good enough.
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Oh, he doesn’t need to be spectacular, but he doesn’t need to be awful either. Sharks and Avs have been tied eight times this series and seven of those times the Avs broke the tie. Five of those times it took them less than three shots to do so.
Certainly, I’m conveniently leaving out things like breakaways, shitty throat bounces, whatever — but so far, he’s gotta be the scariest factor.
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Agreed, Nabokov is the biggest question mark. Odds are he’ll be fine (he usually bounces back well from a bad game), but I’ll be holding my breath for the first few shots against him.
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Whoa, he demanded a trade already?
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He's upset that he's not leading in scoring
Figured he’d hold out until they promised him they would tell the media he’s their best player.
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Actually, I can’t take credit for that idea, sadly.
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Hopefully they'll just beat the hell out of the other team until they feel they're even.
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Malhotra up with Thornton and Marleau. I like it.
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Hejduk down!
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Upon replay review: Ahahahahahahaha!
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Fluffhead?
(Some fan wrote that on a sign above Demer’s head in the penalty box)
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by live every week like it's shark week on Apr 18, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Just a thought — if you were a coach and there was a delayed penalty for too many men, should you send that sixth guy back out there to try to touch the puck? Or heck, even send a few guys?
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I mean, it’s sort of a jerk move, but if you’re going to get the penalty anyway, maybe just do it gloriously.
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wouldn’t you get called on that penalty for each that you send out tho? … so could potentially get a 5 on 3 by that move?
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Just keeping out the original guy, though, should be “ok”, right?
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but by doing so, you are basically saying “fuck you refs” … does any team really want to do that?
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I can think of 30. :)
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I’m not sure — weren’t there 7 guys caught out in Vancouver last night? I think it’s happened before, and I don’t think it’s more than one minor.
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If they thought it was intentional, they could at least call it an unsportsmanlike conduct. And the coach would probably be fined if they could prove it.
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But you could send one of your extra guys to tackle the ref so he can’t see it as you send seven more dudes out there!
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I was just saying maybe if it was your last game coaching. :)
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I’d make everybody on the team play goalie for five minutes.
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I don’t think too many men can be delayed. Usually they call it right then because the player often touches the puck, therefore blowing it dead instantly.
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Period 1: Good strong finish for the Sharks after a weak start. Teams are trading chances. Hejduk is doubtful to return, so each team is down a major forward.
This game looks much tighter than the last one, but just as nerve-wracking.
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And you forgot: Nabby looks excellent.
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Sharks need to stop shooting the puck from the point right into Avalanche players. It’s not working.
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Are you calling for Huskins Time? Because I’m ready.
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Haha, this Avs broadcast is ridiculous. Who lost this mystery tooth?
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I’ve got the Sharks feed. Watching anything else makes me feel like I’m on another planet.
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Basically, they cut to their version of Patrick O’Neal, who was proudly showing off a tooth that the ice sweeping crew just brought off. Then they put this reporter-on-the-ice-level to a task to try to solicit smiles from players to try to determine whose tooth it might be.
No update yet, but he claims it could be a “front tooth”.
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Well a guy on the Sharks feed said he thought Hejduk got his teeth or jaw caught on Stastny’s pads on his way down…have we solved the mystery?
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Jumbo came back
After losing 3 teeth and breaking 3 more in a regular season game.
Hejduk has no heart
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It’s lovely not having any ties this postseason. Such an enjoyable bloodbath. But go sharkies anyway. And cyotes for that matter.
Well, technically, there hasn’t been a tie for years. Goddamn shootout circus show.
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What’s crazy is that Nabokov has as many second-period saves today as he did last game: one.
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we don’t all do that thing … :)
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me too
I even got PP chomped at Peggy Sues :)
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by mssjsclowie29 on Apr 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, just do what I’m doing — root for DRAMA.
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And speaking of drama, it’s official.
All eight series are/were knotted at 1-1. Unbelievable.
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when did that last happen? do you know
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I’m guessing never. Somebody somewhere’s looking it up — I won’t get in the way.
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What the hell did people do before the internet? How would you ever find something like that out in the olden days?
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This thing called "books"
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by Buck Turgidson on Apr 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely an inferior medium in this instance. Where’s the Google searchbox?
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many are asking, no one has answered yet … :)
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Second period was nothing but Sharks and the goalies putting on a show.
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Their defense made some crazy blocks and clears.
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Shark broadcast team member – Brody Brazil. That is a completely ridiculous attempt at a name.
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Brody Brazil itself or did he try to pronounce somebody elses?
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I get nervous each time he does
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Jesus he did it again. Just stop the puck, Nabby, you’ve been great at that tonight.
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Drew Remenda really riding Marleau tonight – he probably deserves it though, not playing well at all.
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Drew and most of FTF … ugh
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I love Marleau and always defend him, but Drew is really calling it correctly. He isn’t going into the tough places where he needs to.
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God damn Colorado is a team of fucking chippy bastards.
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Not sure that exaggeration was necessary, Seto. Don’t be Teemu until you’re older.
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BoC: the OT saga continues. Cartoon gets put to the test once again.
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What the Chris Phillips?
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by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
First there was Hilller the Sharks Killer, now there is Anderson, that guy with the crazy glove Hand-erson.
And yes that took like an hour to think of.
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Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that.
Boyle made me want to cry, he went to throw his stick but stopped and just hung his head in defeat. I think he’s going to kill himself.
That was seriously one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.
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Here’s one from last year.

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by Earl Sleek on Apr 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
first thing I thought of when I saw that goal go in hahaha!!
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by SPADE-IN-VICTORHELL on Apr 19, 2010 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions
A suicide pact between the team and fans is looking more and more likely at this point.
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I think I have mine all planned out already … go to the train tracks where it had a structure overhead that the train needs to go under … set it up with a noose and chair … take a bunch of pills that will do the job, get on the chair, put the noose around my neck and kick out the chair and time this all with the train coming … this way I’m guaranteed of death
just need to figure out how to get a shotgun in this mix as well
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